/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh my fucking god leave now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4gDfl90GC0

>>17286236
The only thing keeping linkies from mass suicide. Spoiler: it will never happen hahahahahaha

It's when you check these digits

>>17286236
Your mother’s cervix being tickled by my glans

>>17286496

Sorry I meant these ones.

>>17286496
Nice try

These digits

>>17286236


POO POO PEE PEE!!!!!!!!!!

>>17286532
No sorry these

if dubs ill enlighten OP

>>17286548
no this

>>17286515
I think you meant these

>>17286593
i meant this

>>17286608
AAARGH IF AREN'T THESE CHAINLINK IS GOING TO 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17286619
OH NOO NO NO NONONONO NONO NONOOOOO

>>17286633
lol got dubs once he finally realized link has already exploded and its time to sell and ride another shit coin to the top, XTZ is looking good anon LOL

Link is a scam

>>17286608
1k eoy

>>17286236
NOBODY KNOWS THE TIME OF THE PRICE SINGULARITY. BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS, EVERYONE WILL KNOW. ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, VOICES WILL ECHO "..WHAT'S WRONG? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
A FEW VEHICULAR ACCIDENTS WILL OCCUR SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON. SEVERAL PILOTS, DELIVERY DRIVERS, AND ONE PAJEET WHO FORGOT TO CLOSE A SUBMARINE HATCH WILL ALL LAST BE SEEN YELLING AT THEIR PHONES.
BINANCE WILL CRASH. EVERYONE SCRAMBLING TO BUY LINKS WILL SEE 404. ETHERDELTA WILL BECOME SO OVERWHELMED WITH TRAFFIC IT WILL SLOW TO A HALT. IT WILL BECOME UNUSABLE.
THE ONLY ORDERS THAT WILL HAPPEN WILL BE BUY ORDERS THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN PLACED.
LINK WILL REACH UNIMAGINABLY HIGH PRICES WITHIN MINUTES. EVERY NOLINKER'S EYES WILL WATCH. THE TINY LINK CUBE ON COINMARKETCAP WILL BE REFLECTED IN THEIR EYES. HOWEVER, THE ONES WHO KNEW... THE ONES WHO HAD HEARD, BUT DIDN'T LISTEN, THEIR CUBES WILL BE DISTORTED BY TEARS.
AS THESE TEARS FALL ONTO RAPIDLY MOVING FINGERS THAT ARE REFRESHING BINANCE OR ETHERDELTA MULTIPLE TIMES, HAUNTING MUSIC RINGS IN THEIR EARS INFINITELY. THE HARROWING NOISE OF THE BELLS CAUSES THE NOLINKER'S SOUL TO SHIVER..AND SCREAM. BIZ WILL BE FILLED WITH LINK MEMES. ALL THREADS WILL BE TITLED "YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE." MONITORS WILL BE SMASHED. LAPTOPS BROKEN IN HALF. WEDDINGS, FAMILY REUNIONS, GRADUATION CEREMONIES, AND OTHER SOCIAL EVENTS ACROSS THE WORLD WILL BE PLAGUED BY THE AUDIBLE CRIES OF NOLINKERS WHO KNEW THE PATH BUT DIDN'T TAKE IT. THEIR HOPELESSNESS CRUSHES THEM INSIDE, BUT THEY KEEP HAVING TO WAGESLAVE, AND FORCING A SMILE ON THEIR FACE EVERY DAY TO AVOID EVER BEING ASKED "WHAT'S WRONG?" AGAIN WILL EAT AWAY AT THEIR SANITY. THIS SOON BECOMES A WORLDWIDE PHENOMENON, AND NOLINKER SYNDROME WILL BE ADDED TO DSM-V AND HEAVILY STUDIED. MOST NORMIES WILL CONTINUE ENJOYING THEIR PLAYPENS. BUT THE ONES WHO KNEW.. THEY WILL BECOME UNCOMFORTABLY INTIMATE WITH DESPAIR.. FOR THEY KNOW THEY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, AND ANOTHER PRECIOUS PATH TO FREEDOM HAS DISAPPEARED FOREVER.

>>17286770
damn you even used the first image it was posted with. v nice.

>>17286496
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>>17286633
truly horrible job

>>17286236
After all of the mounds of research this forum has collectively put together, we determined that link was the best project in crypto.

But the price continued to plummet from its inception for around two years. The term singularity became popular to explain the confusion surrounding the price movement of link and its high probability of success in the future. It was also a play on words to describe the start of the 4ir.

It really just refers to when it hits everyone outside of /biz how great of an investment link is. The fomo will be so intense that it will pump the price right to $1000 in a single weekly candle. Or so it's been foretold. 1KEOY.