/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>1723807
Sucking dicks.

>>1723807
do u see 40$ profits on a single item

i steal shit out of rich ppls cars

youd be surprised how many leave their doors unlocked

>>1723807
not even immoral fuck those fags, same shit as selling reggie weed to them for bum prices

>whats 20 dollars to nigga like that? he gon ask his dad for lunch and get it right back

>>1723807
Sell cut drugs.

>>1723807

damn im gonna copy u

sugar daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3W7g2puKY4

>>1723807
I steal shit from my company.
Ive taken home chairs and plants and cases of beer, paper, bags full of office supplies etc

>>1723907
No you dont pussy. Stop trying to look tough on an anonymous image board. Pussy.

>Be supply clerk for a hotel chain.
>Certain items like paper supplies I'm supposed to order from amazon.
>Make an FBA account under my wife's name for drop shipping paper supplies.
>order my paper to the hotel using the hotel's money.
>make price 20% lower than previous supplies to justify switch.
>get award for saving money on supplies expences.

>>1723807
suck cock in parking lots

>>1723907
go home san fran you're drunk

>>1723807

I scam people out of their savings by convincing them they're making good investments. These people aren't rich either, they're uneducated and gullible folks. Sometimes I wonder how many lives I've ruined, how many families I've broken, and whether any of my victims have taken their own lives after losing their money.

>>1723907
like what

>>1723807

> i sell fake supreme online

Wtf is this?

>>1724243
jewishgoyim?

>>1723807
Buy research chemicals and sell for full street price
You figure out the rest

>>1723904
thats moral af though

>>1724143
No you dont NEET. Stop trying to look social and homosexual on an anonymous image board. Autistic pussy.

1. Pay cash for real designer purses and wallets at the mall (Louis, Gucci, Prada, etc)
2. Buy fake 1:1 replicas of the exact item you purchased from the gooks
3. Return the fakes to the store with your receipt and sell the real bag on ebay

>>1723807
Where do I source knockoff supreme threads?

>>1725173
I like that. I might try that.

>>1723907
I accidentally opened a car in my apartment complex. Thought it was my girlfriends car. It opened and I shut it without stealing.

>>1725173
Lol what is a UPC

>>1725254
Most luxury goods don't have a barcode stitched on them.

>>1724324
I used to buy drugs on the deepweb and sell them at clubs / raves / people who called me.
Then I got caught
>>1725173
neat

>>1725264
they don't have a barcode, yet the fakes being made are so good as to be indistinguishable from the real thing? fat chance. maybe if you look for a dumb employee

>>1725281
How did you get caught.

>>1725284
They're good enough to pass a passing inspection.

>>1725286
By being drunk and getting caught redhanded dealing in the street like a fucking moron
I'm not black so I didn't go to prison desu

unrelated, how do i buy drugs through the internet?

>>1725293
obviously if you've done it successfully I can't knock it, but I have to assume there is some system in place with such expensive items to link that specific bag to that specific receipt. some form of confirming it was the bag purchased aside from a brief visual inspection

>>1725304
Go on reddit darknetmarkets you'll get all the info you want.
It's pretty easy

>>1725307
I would assume they would give it a full check if the item is valued over a certain threshold.

If your returning a $100 item in stores where the average item is worth 10x that value, i assume he will get away with it 90% of the time

>>1723807
>Supreme
Looks like a toothpaste logo.

>>1724253
GTFO Jordan Belfort

>>1725346
still, I'm somewhat impressed the gook-made fakes are good enough to pass an employee who sees 100 real ones everyday

>>1725284
>Retail employees are smart

Kek

>>1724253
Doing God's work. If you're that gullible, it's you're fault you get fucked.

Weapons

Bump

>>1724120
So you created a method to save your business money and are potentially taking a large loss due to FBA fees? sounds very reasonable.

You could have told us you created an online site and it would have been more believeable.

>>1723807

When I worked in retail many years ago we had a very shitty POS system that would let anyone manipulate the customer information. So when it was just me working in the store I would go into the back, grab a $300 item, pull up a random customer, process a return to my credit card, pull up file again, fudge the credit card information, change the contact info by a few characters and be good to go. Made an extra $600 to $1,000 tax-free each month that way while in high school. Good times.

>>1723807
Bitch what you got on selling supreme fake fuccbois to daddy's with online money???

No longer allowed in this thread: Buster ass marks that done got told and bitchmade mark as busters that done got told.

>>1725173
How is that immoral?

when i was middleschoolaged i stole 40 bucks from a little cousins piggy bank when we visited family on the eastcoast

I've been brewing an idea with some friends now for about a week on a genius way to make money.
>buy a lot of land
>adopt many retarded children
>say you're raising them
>teach them how to farm
>buy lots of plants and farming tools
>get more retards and land from the government money you've obtained
>repeat the process until you have a sustainable passive flow of checks from the government to keep your retard farms afloat

>>1726734
Yeah, that's basically how South America was colonized, it could still work but it's just not an original idea.

>>1726737
Well the difference is I don't plan to make money off of the crops that's just how the retards will feed themselves without me being there

>>1725184
>>1725264

Hes got it wrong. You return the real bags sell the fakes. No shop is gonna buy back fakes, they will be able to tell even at '1:1 replica' quality.
Multiple accounts and maybe a PO Box Paypal account helps with these kinda scams.

eBay really is a trove if you use it properly.
For instance, steal someone elses pics from another country of their iMac or smart TV.
Mention its boxed a lot, some kinda discrete spelling error (you dont need it but just in case). Again, multiple accounts.
You want to have already established the paypal account your using, ie its had funds clear in it no problem. There can be waiting times on new accounts and even restrictions on how much money so bare that in mind.
Once your money comes in, send it to another account.(paypal or bank account hooked up to a PO Box) Withdraw that money. Spend that money.
Entirely up to you if you even post anything.
Or even if you think this would work.

Lend people fake money at a high interest rate.

>>1726743
Oh okay. Still you might run into the historical problem where there are just simply too many retards to effectively control and they run rampant. Ruining their own crops, burning shit down, spouting leftist slogans.

Realistically though, you'd have to treat them really well and probably provide them helmets to wear or something, then you'd basically have the army just with less funding.

Sorry, I'm kinda drunk and annoyed my stocks did shitty today.

>>1726765
Hmm I'm not really sure how they'd be. I don't have much experience with retards.

>>1726764
Kek'd

>>1723807
Moral fags make me vomit.

I use to sell fake monster beats headphones when they were popular. I bought 4 fake ones for $200. They looked very real and authentic but id course, they weren't. Sold each for $200 online and on craigslist. Made $800 selling all 4, $600 profit. Went for a few months but they hype was dying down and some other people started to sell fake bears and I just stopped. Also sold fake bape gshocks before.

>>1724253

what country do you work from

>>1724253
Eleborate pls

>>1723807
Drug dealing for the past 3 years...lowkey

>>1726853
how u pay rent and stuff

>>1726856
I'm a student, got a good paying job. 2d/w = 1.2k € plus 800 from drug dealing

>>1726860
>howto1.2Kin8days

Buy half gallon of everclear 190 proof @ $37.
In a large pot pour gallon of water.
Add 2 cups sugar.
Bring to boil and simmer long enough to make sure sugar is melted.
Let cool.
Add alcohol.
Separate into 6-1 quart mason jars.
Sell each jar of shine to city folk for $25-$35 dollars each.
Repeat.

The placebo effect is a hell of a drug

providing housing for refugees in sweden, also that section # thing in usa

>>1726877
kek

>>1726860
What is job sir

>>1726763
it used to. i sold $800 of gold once and just refund the buyer after i withdrew the money. paypal account went -$800 and i had updated with fake details lmao never heard from them again. they went on to only let u get money out after a month tho glad i did that once some people would have milked it

>>1726734
I had similar ideas but using homeless as sweatshop labor. It probably wouldn't work in practice.

I work in a bakery early in the morning. When I come in I'll eat a shink bagel for breakfast, and I'll tear a loaf of bread to snack on it throughout my shift. Haven't had to pay for breakfast or lunch for the last 3 years. Hardly thug life, but easily save $3-5k/yr on food costs.

>>1724311
"Streetwear"
"Clothes worn by absolute sperg faggots"

>>1726825

Israel

>>1726852

I'm a """""broker"""" for a binary options company.

>>1726875
Tbh, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. I bought a mason jar of "shine" and cherries soaking in it for $25-30 once from my liquor store because it looked interesting. Was probably little more than your recipe + cherries.

>>1727025
The homeless don't have a good work ethic

>>1726769
You should spend more time on /biz/ then

>>1726988
Assembly line in a factory, big company...anyone can do that, no skills needed. As a student you dont pay taxes

>>1726652
Like a hotel would buy from a website with no credibility?

>>1724120
How did you ensure the drop site was reliable?

>>1725396
Work at Versace
AMA
we get 2 a week. Last week granny blonde lied and said her son replaced it. Its usually the smell and then we fuck with them

>>1726659
Somedays when i was at the pizza shop a customer wont know about a coupon. I take full price and apply the discount low key. If I can get them their pizza without providing a receipt and they pay exact change in cash i could wrap like $20 a night.

>>1723807
Payment service. Accounts with $$ balances are just SQL numbers. You can modify these and transfer small balances to your real checking account over time.

All you have to do is set up a payment company and keep your account info separate from logged information. Fake cash income to keep business afloat and under IRS radar.

You people can't into white collar crime.

>>1726764
> lend fake people real money at a low interest rate

>>1723907

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>>1726765
Just give a few of em extra privileges, on the condition they keep the flock in check. They feel better, and you don't have to work as hard

>>1727037
>binary options
Everyone is promoting those heavily now, how do you compete with other affiliates?

>>1723907
Did this once when I was kid. Found porn in some guy's briefcase. That was pretty cool. Got high and bought some McDonald's with the money/change we got.

Still feel bad about it every once in a while. I hope the other documents in his briefcase weren't important and he didn't get fired for it or anything.

But, really, how important could the guy be if he's walking around with porn in his brief case at work? Didn't really consider that until just now.

>>1728163
yeah...why was he transporting porn to and from work? did he have his own office and just jacked off all day?

>>1725173
>3. Return the fakes to the store with your receipt and sell the real bag on ebay
So how many times can you do this until they get suspicious? I assume the big name vendors are aware of counterfeits and know how to check for them.

Hangout outside of High School. Find the "bad kids." Charge them 100% to 200% markup on cigarettes and booze at retail.

>>1728410
Might as well just start selling them drugs at that point.

I did this when I WAS a kid and worked at a gas station so I could just sell myself cigarettes.

>>1728428

Yeah, but a slap on the wrist and a small fine pales in comparison to actual nigger buttfuck prison for real drugs.

>>1728410
Also weed and xans because high school kids are into that now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E&ab_channel=KenCharles

Loansharking.

Bump

>>1724317
not him

>>1727780
moar stories! the smell smells like rubber and sour vinyl on the fakes yeah?

>>1723807
>start some charity or social organization
>recruit activists, if your supposed cause is shitty just employ homeless people, students and so on
>find a target, preferably a profitable business
>invent some reason to oppose it, e.g. if your organization is feminist accuse the target of sexism
>protest target's physical locations interrupting their normal business, attack it on the internet, threaten lawsuits, call for boycotts
>tell the target's leadership that you will give up for a hefty donation
>pay yourself and your friends a salary

Tried and true tactic used by groups as diverse as black movements in US, European environmentalists or yakuza-backed far-right parties in Japan.

>>1728993
>>1728410
what could possibly go wrong selling illegal substances to minors - not like it's gonna get you in trouble even for selling to adults.... this board sometimes....

>>1723807
>call pizza guy
> kidnap him when he arrives
> strap bomb to his chest
> tell him to rob a bank or the bomb will detonate
> wait to receive your cash

>>1730742
>be a pizza guy
>intentionally get kidnapped
>the kidnapper tells me to rob a bank or the bomb will detonate
>defuse the bomb
>rob the bank
>keep the robbed money
>sell bomb on the internet

>>1727910
But where is the money coming from? And for the numbers you modify, how much/long does it take to make at least 500-1000$

>>1724253
>I just saw the wolf of wall street
>biz pls like me

>>1723907
I went to a very rich yuppie boarding school in Flanders. One time some guy who definitely isn't me, just went down to the shower-room when he knew the rugby team was playing and empty their wallets. He must have made about €1k.

Because 90% of people there were filthy rich, stealing there was unheard of. So when word got out, the principle was furious and started a witchhunt to find the perpetrator. Needless to say, this mysterious person never did it again.

>>1723807
thanks based anon jumping on that bandwagon right now.

>>1726734
fk that you know how hard it will be to raise retarded children? normal kids are hard enough

>>1727037

is this the same scheme as run on all major affiliate networks at the moment? i figured those customers were just losing their money on their own due to not understanding margin/leverage.

or is there a post-signup sales sequence that involves high pressure phone calls?

one thing i still don't understand about this particular scheme is that if it's real FX trading the broker shouldn't make more than some small commissions... on the other hand if it's a chop shop that just pockets their entire deposit and never actually executes trades...

can you help illuminate why this is so damn profitable? i'm interested in getting into financial offers too

>>1725173
"she was jailed for 30 months and ordered to pay the shops back"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2488001/rip-off-fake-goods-woman-who-made-buying-designer-purses-before-returning-cheap-chinese-rip-offs-is-jailed/

>>1727910
white collar crime is best crime

kidnap people and ask for the ransom to be paid with bitcoin.

the hard part of kidnapping was always getting paid. now that's been solved.

i have no idea why terrorists and cartels aren't doing this yet.

>>1731950
*autistic screeching*

>>1731952

what?

if you're implying that i'm missing something obvious in my analysis, i'm pretty damn sure that I'm not.

if you're implying that kidnapping is an autisticly antisocial behavior, i agree.

>>1731950
why bother when you can have a few mil air dropped into your hands

>>1731955

jesus yall are not that smart.

having a few million air dropped into your hands requires revealing your physical location. hence classical hostage<->cash swaps. a formidable enemy can watch you leave then drone strike your ass or arrest you.

bitcoin allows you to recieve the payment without revealing your physical location. then you can just release the hostage blindfolded on a street somewhere.

Kidnapping people has always been easy. It's not even particularly risky. The risky part has always been trying to "cash out" from it.

>>1731956

>implying the bitcoin won't have halved in value by the time you get it

Anyway I thought monero was the crypto choice for criminals

>>1731945
She made over a half million dollars. She flew way too close to the sun. I'd stop at 100k or so

>>1726734
The Amish do this already and they do it for free!

>>1724253
this is Worse than just taking someone's wallet

>>1728018
didnt the chips made this very hard these days?

i keep heroin on hand because my cousin is an addict. sometimes get massive collections of items for 10% of their cost and just sell them on ebay.

>>1732351

Carding as in buying stolen credit cards on AB and buying shit online to sell

>>1723807
>buddy in virginia buys cigarettes for like $5.00 a pack
>mails a few cartons to me
>sell them to my buddys here in pa for $10.00 a pack
wont be getting rich off it but its a healthy side line

what my grandfather used to do
>grow pot
>pick out all the seeds and stems
>grind them up
>sell them to teens for like $20.00 a bag

>>1730100
>tell the target's leadership that you will give up for a hefty donation

wow, some activist you are

sell pirated copies of relevant films outside a movie theatre.

made nearly $100 selling marvel films the on the Avengers opening weekend. have a laptop or something to prove it works, sell them for $5 a pop or whatever and make cash

>>1732415
Sounds risky. Couldn't the cops easily just camp out the address where the shit was sent and arrest whoever came to pick it up?

>>1732450
thats why you only do it one time with one card and drop it at another adress, but still risky.

>>1732351
They talk about making using chipped ccs mandatory. But so far this hasn't gone that quickly due to fucktons of old infastructure like gas stations and backwards as fuck shops

>>1731950
And another smartass who didn't understood how bitcoins work. Also kidnapping requires a very diverse skillset if you don't want the FBI killing your dog.

>>1732473
>doesn't understand how bitcoins work
What? Getting paid in BTC is a pretty solid plan. If you have some super sekrit trick to catch people using BTC, then you might want to tell the feds. There's thousands of drug dealers, hackers, carders, and cheese pizza distributors using BTC to get paid.

>>1723807
I'm working in the government, making a lot of dirty money from corruption

>>1732492
It's hard, not impossible. The interesting part about bitcoin is that it is non regulated, not anonymous.

In simple terms, the payment can't be reversed but it can be traced up to a point.

So you better know how to turn those bitcoins into money thats not possible to be traced back to you or you'll join Bubba on a government funded holiday.

Keep in mind kidnapping is a bit more news worthy than drug selling so expect way more ressources being thrown at you than some drug pusher in a non spellable country.

>>1732415
whats AB? Pretty much every site I visited for those things are scammers.

>collect large set of hot girls pictures
>find camera spoofing app for phone
>join multiple chat rooms/dating sites catfishing as said woman
>ask men for gifts and favors, particularly amazon donations and paypall in exchange for nude pics
>10$ per pic $20 per video
>go for one payment then ghost them
>???
>profit

Endless potential.

>hardmode: mail/sell fake used panties for $40

>>1732816
camera spoofing app?

>Open clothing store
>Push the sells of gift cards say like 10% when you buy one.
>do this for about 1-2 years
>close down stores
>liquidate product online

All the gift cards people purchased will be worthless.

>>1723807
The fuck is fake supreme? Is that an item at taco Bell?

>>1726734
There's huge restrictions on adoption.

>>1723807
(Pic Related) Just go to Walmart and buy a blu ray combo pack movie for $20. Sell the blu ray disc for $20, sell the DVD for $20, and sell the digital hd code for $20. Boom you just made a $40 profit. I've been doing this since 2014.

>>1732874
Where do you sell it?

>>1732891
his ass

>>1732891
he doesn't sell it

He just has a stack of the peanuts movie that he's been trying to sell since 2014.

>>1732874

Digital HD? What is this 2006?

My old teacher probably ran a consultancy scam. The way he described it was you would buy as many emails as you want. You tell half of them that a certain stock will rise, and half that it will fall.
After a week you see what happened. If it rose you email the half that you told it would, and if it fell you do the opposite. You don't ever message the people you were wrong to again. You do this about 5 times and you then say that you have been successful so far and that from now on you wish to be payed for your service, leaving a method to do so. Never message them again no matter what.

>>1727037
Shit nigga, you've been lurking for quite some time.

It shouldn't be completely innocent people doing binary options. You could maybe do small community things. So long as you aren't the entire market, 55% winrate on your customers is nice.

>>1732426
>federal crime

>>1731950
>>1732492
>>1732514
Monero

>>1726734
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKoVg8gZUDY

>>1734269
all of them give me the fucking creeps

I live in switzerland and when i was 17 I used to go around door to door selling biscuit packs we bought for less than 1chf for 10-20chf (1chf=1usd) claiming it was to finance our school trip to london to practice our english... used make between 200-400 a day doing this, did this for about 6 months almost every day and had about 40'000chf hidden in my pillow at 18 years old...

>>1733109
Is that the kid from stranger things

>>1734269
Typical englishmen, every town is like that

>>1731956
well it works perfectly for somali pirates

seriously people, just resell cheap chinese shit for at least 2x its price, you only need some $$ to start buying shit.
no need to risk anything

Someone post more info on how to catish thirsty dudes into sending you money and shit

>>1734557

What's the legality/risks on this?

>>1734557
v
>>1732816
>>1732835
for infinite loops

>>1734557
lurking for this as well

when I was in college I had to take the train daily to class and discovered that
the ticket sold inside the train had an extra form for getting your charge from another
station in case of lack of currency, and I simply added 50 euros minus the price of the ticket
and 100 for fares over 20 euros, and cash it from a random station. I used to make around 150 euros a day
for almost 2 months, then someone understood the game and almost got me in troubles.

Now you can't do that though, everything works online.

>>1723807
To be fair OP they look like mamas boys. No father figure would let their son dress that way.

>>1723989
>chairs
How the fuck did you steal a chair?

>>1728353
What part of 1:1 replica do you not understand

>>1727037
I signed up to a couple of binary options websites, and you guys are fkn relentless. At one point I was getting 3 calls a day from you fuckers about my account, and a shitload of spamy emails. I gtfo because I realised binary options are the best way to lose money.

>>1734357
Yep

>>1734804
>How the fuck did you steal a chair?
Pretty easily if it has wheels.

anyone ever try to sell fake luxury watches or purses online

amazed at the lack of people posting
>sold/selling drugs

>>1736231
Then you haven't read the thread.

>>1727037
OV VEY, GIVE ME MORE SHEKELS!

>>1730742
This actually happened

>>1732851
Goddamn you people are retarded.

>>1734555
Trips of truth

>>1734555
Why wouldn't the Chinese people just sell their shit for 2x then?

>>1736278
Oh for fucks sake

I have over 300 followers who pay me 30 bucks a month for my "betting tips". I just pretend I was an expert in some goatfucker football league and randomly tip something like "over 2.5 goals". Most of the time my tips don't even win, LMAO. I literally lose people money with tips I pull out of my ass and and they still pay me, can you believe that? Easiest 9k/month you can make.

>>1736282
>>1736275
>>1736269
Do you have a severe mental disorder or something?

>>1723807
I hate brooklyn tech faggots.

>>1736284
I had a good chuckle from this

>>1734557

you could extort them for bitcoin

most people just send horny dudes to camsites and fake dating sites for affiliate revenue though.

>>1736284
pretty interesting. good work bro.

where do u get the leads/followers from? paid traffic? seo?

>>1734339

>things that never happened

Nobody would buy a pack of cookies for $10, let alone $20.

>>1736291
Yes, ASD. But at least I know how to make money online. Unlike any of you.

>>1736391
If they had the Girl Scout logo on them, they would

>>1734566
Almost none. Catfishing isn't illegal.

>>1726764
top kek, subtle one

>>1726875
it's illegal to sell alcohol without a permit in most civilized states/countries

might as well just sell drugs if you're gonna do something "illegal" instead of "immoral" : easier, more money, etc.

>>1728018
is this 2011 ?

>>1733832
That's a federal crime and you will get fucked by the SEC if even one person reports you.

>>1736284
nice, can you elaborate ?
what's the frequency on your tips ? daily ?
do you run an email list ?

>>1727802
I do the same exact thing. Also if you bartend if some one orders a draft and pays with cash you can just pocket the money.

>>1736202
retarded weak fag detected

>>1736510
Say that to my face irl motherfucker

>>1736418

No, they wouldn't. Those cookies sell for like $3-$5 in Canada, probably much less in US/USD. Fuck off with your bullshit.

>>1727025
I think we need to tap into the junkie resource. They will do anything as long as you dangle that carrot (heroin)

>>1732351
Chips only work for in-person transactions. Most chains you're going to rip off have online ordering and at-the-door pickup.

>>1733832
>My old teacher probably ran a consultancy scam. The way he described it was you would buy as many emails as you want. You tell half of them that a certain stock will rise, and half that it will fall.

I've heard this story, but it used a different setup. Like a psychic or a guy with a "system that can't fail."

Required a ton of paperwork and a massive number of emails, but each batch got a different prediction to cover every possible outcome. One batch, by elimination, will have gone a season with you nailing every single winning game, or calling every single winning horse. Staggeringly impossible odds. (Because they don't know about all the failure groups that got eliminated.)

So you're left with a tiny group of people that now think you're a wizard. And you hit them up for money for one big buy. Leverage the house, drain your 401k, you can't lose Grandma.

>>1736303
>>1736364
I was kind of "mocking" a guy named James Luxton, known from tipping group PGA. What I said about him is mostly true though, he makes like 10k a month from subscribers, even when he tips lotto Arab shite. Create a community of loyal followers, pretend you know what you're talking about, encourage "lad culture" and people will keep re-subscribing no matter how bad your tips are.

>>1736939
Meant to reply to >>1736364 and >>1736494, this guy >>1736303 is aware

>>1736391
I guarantee you this story is true... this was in Switzerland, we have the highest cost of living and salaries in the world, plus the people here are not used to door-to-door sales so didn't mind it. After 6 months or so though they wrote about it in the local newspaper, because some woman we had scammed called the school to confirm if it was fake or not, and then we stopped... good times!

>>1736284
This is wrong you don't exploit tipping like that. you don't charge them a monthly fee you charge them 25% of their winning and give half your customers one side of a game, other half the other side

dumbass

>>1725226
Totally unrelated, but I once opened a door on a family in a car identical to my girlfriend's. It was the most awkward exchange of looks in my entire life.

>>1737814

>>1728410
in germany you need an EC cash card to buy ciggs at the vending machine
if you find one you could sell it to the kids for like 50$

i wonder if you could buy blanco cards online and copy the age information or whatever the vending machine wants to know on them

some lawyer should check this idk if they could get you for credit card fraud but its probably just semi ilegal

i mean these cards https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_cash
there not credid cards you pay with money you have on your bank account

>>1732351
>>1732415
in germany cards are used for cigarett vending machine verification
if you manage to copy the information the vending machine uses you could sell these cards for 25-50$ to german kids to buy ciggs

idk its not credid card fraud because you cant get money with these
and you arent selling illegal substances to minors
maybe there is even a different use for these cards you could claim
like making it as a card for some fan club and the age verification just happened to be readable by the machine

>>1723807
the company themselves would sue you in court and ask for all of your profit and for you to remove the website.

>>1725173
I don't get it, why do you need to buy the real thing before getting the fake?

I'm thinking about holding a tech support scammer's computer hostage for money. Do you guys know of any good ransomware? What is the maximum amount I could demand that would still be reasonable?

>>1739154
Because you need the receipt to make the return?

Also, if you happen to get a dupe the store doesn't have you'd be out the money for the fake.

Need to make 9k by september boys but I'm an unemployable faggot, will piss or shit on anyone to make the cash, what do?

>>1726763
So dumb

>>1740179
piss and shit on people for cash, literally

>>1730742
Hate that fucking movie

>>1724253
All well and good until someone shows up with a samurai sword and cuts your head off.

>>1734995
it smellz wrong tho

>>1733832
Not very original seeing as it was a Twilight Zone episode. Or a Hitchcock, I forget.

>>1738807
less and less young people smoke, it's probably not worth the effort

>>1723929
That's not how money works dummy

I hack wifi passwords at home for 25€

Thoughts on this?

>>1740873

I used to sell fake Federer jackets from China made 5k at age 16 spent it on my license and college what a stupid move

I just thought about something that could be done (given the right amount of balls and type of friends you have):

>Order something from a website that allows you to pay in cash at the delivery.
>Put fake info, and an address to a secluded location that you're sure nobody will be at.
>Go there with a van, a car, a few friends, and a couple of guns.
>When the delivery guy comes, you rob him at gunpoint and transfer all the content of his van into yours.
>Let one of your guys drive away with the van while you wait with the delivery guy/s in hostage.
>After a couple of minutes, you get in the car and run away.

Tell me why wouldn't this work.

>>1723807
some anon on here gave me $500 last night when I told him I had .55BTC I'd sell him. We bro'd out while talking before I fucked him over. Now he's probably going to be homeless in NYC. I feel kinda of bad, but he was a retard with his finances.

He bet on sports all the time and got fucked over a lot, all the while having almost no money after just being fired from his wage cuck job. And this guy just fucking sent some anon he never met or talked to previously $523 in hopes I'd fulfill and give him .55BTC afterwards.

Here's what I used to do back in the day -

>Hang around outside department store looking for dropped receipts
>Get receipt for a sweater/book/dvd/whatever that was paid for in cash
>Go in, get the item from the shelf, take it to the returns counter with the receipt
>Get cash refund

Sometimes they asked for a name and address, so keep a fake one in your head.

>>1741171
Here's another one I used to do -

>Fill up trolley at supermarket, stand in line at checkout
>After the girl has rung every item through, say "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet! I'm really sorry. I'll go home and get it. Can you keep my trolley til I come back?"
>Come back a few hours later with wallet and ask for the trolley.
>80% of the time, they don't know anything about it and just assume you've paid and give you the trolley without asking for payment.
>Make sure you can pay for it, in case it's the other 20% of the time

So where do I sell on the deepweb? Dream Market asks for 200$ to become vendor so fuck that.

>>1737424
How can you verify the wins though? Unless you run the site, your clients would just say that they didn't win shit. Without specific tracking of activity on the betting sites, you cannot force anyone to pay you your cut.

>>1736284
Other tips:
Pay off high-follower instagram or twitter accounts to shill your "tips"

Have the clients prepay for the year so they can't unsubscribe when they realize that they've been jewed

>>1741122
piece of shit

>>1741082
what if some of the items/boxes have trackers on them? And they will trace where you ordered the shit online from and your IP address and find where you live.

>>1741862
>what if some of the items/boxes have trackers on them?
You can easily solve this by parking the van somewhere nearby, unboxing everything (so you only have the original boxes), then park it somewhere for a couple of months to see if anything happens to it.
If it does, then you only lose the stolen stuff and a van that's not tied to you.

>And they will trace where you ordered the shit online from and your IP address and find where you live.
Obviously you're not gonna do it from you computer at your home. That'd be the single dumbest thing you could possibly do (besides maybe giving them your regular address and doing it in front of your house).

>>1741122
prick

>>1725281
do you still order for personal?

>>1740160
>ransomware
The cost and effort that goes into maintaining infrastructure for Ransomware operations is fucking massive, don't even bother.

>>1737814
My uncle stole a minivan by accident. They forgot where they parked, went up to a similar looking van, keys worked, took it home, realized it wasn't his. Called police about it and found out it was reported as a stolen vehicle. Same key in similar vehicles. Nothing dramatic other than an exchange of vehicles and a laugh. Just reminded me of that. I think it was a Dodge or Chrysler, or one of those derivatives.

>>1741186
>if you paid the first time why the hell wouldn't you have taken your groceries

>>1741122
IM GONnA GET YOU BACK YOU FAGGOT

>>1732426
PA here. Cigs are $7 retail. RP forum is that way http://www.4chan.org/x

>>1723807
What is supreme?

>>1725173
It's safer to sell fakes on ebay desu

>>1736284
Nice job tapping into sports autism

>>1743831
Yes, and then get banned for life from paypal

>>1723807
I did this for a long time in 2015 with fake yeezys I bought from China. I would buy in bulk for like 40 bucks each and sell for 120. Easily made over 5 grand before the demand fell off and I stopped

Bump

Been content locking since I was 16 (20 now), make $35k-$40k/y passive income promoting email/zip submit offers, leads don't lose any money, only ~15 mins of their time.

>>1745809
content locking?

>>1732816
I sell used panties that ive pilfered from girls. These fuckets buy them for 20 euro a pair and I tell them they're my little sister's, I don't even have a sister. When I started advertising them in that manner the sales shot through the roof.

Why the fuck doesnt every girl do this shit. I know vaginas are free money machines but this is ridiculous, basically a free 100 euro a week

>>1736231
>immoral

>>1723807
Few years ago my friend used to eWhore and made mad stacks.

i've tried catfishing on foreign dating websites as a fake girl. didn't really work out. what I would plan to do was talk with a guy for a while, and then pretend i was having financial problems and wouldn't be able to continue talking to them unless i had money, and then ask them for money, but the one or two guys who would continue talking to me refused to send money.

what am i doing wrong lads?

>>1748042
Where do you sell them?

>agree to meet a married guy from craigslist
>show up at his house
>rob him

>>1723807

Stealing@work.

- Ordering unneeded IT parts, selling them online and then mailing them out on company expense
- Bitcoin mining operation running in company server room (4xantminer s1, total power draw almost 2kW), now defunct

>>1747249
>content locking
content locking.

>>1741122

>>1747249
>Content Locking is where you place a JS script on your website which forces your visitor to fill in cpa offers in order to unlock the content that is behind the locker.

1st result on Google:

>>1745809

Where do you advertise your offers/content?

>>1745809
Do you actually give the people their content or do you use fake files?

>>1748266
I don't have to now, my only expense is hosting. I set it up such that the user has to share the site with X people in order to proceed... so my sites just bounce around the internet...

>>1748384
Fake stuff.

>>1748407
>tfw wanted to do this for awhile now
>no matter what i look up i find nothing in google
kill me

>>1740160

this is dumb

the scammers work in a call center with hundreds of other scammers. the guys making the actual phone calls have no control over the big scam income and they wont pay your ransom...

>>1748409
What do you want to know?

>>1748424
How to start one up but I figure you wouldn't want to bother with a retard like me. :_;

>>1734250
moneros market liquidity is shit, you probably couldnt buy more than $10,000 - 25 worth in a day

>>1748422
What if the ransomware is made to propagate through their local network and whatever is connected to the infected computers (as most of them are)?
In that case their whole system will be encrypted, and in the worst case scenario (for the attacker) they'd have to reimage all of them from an offline backup, while in best case scenario would be them having to reinstall the OS and losing everything because no offline backup and everything is encrypted, which would be a great incentive for paying up.

>>1748429

it's just stupid.

you could spend your energies running a tech support scam, which is less illegal.

unless you feel more moral about scamming scammers, which i understand.

if you're trying to be moral+illegal than do ransomware against corporations you disagree with philosophically. ransomware fucking Aramco or some shit like that.

>>1745809
lol yeah im sure your leads are never losing any of their money, that's why the people running the offers are willing to pay for them.. right.. and that's why the offers on the offerwall are all legit.

>>1748266

you get traffic for shit like:

- snapchat spy
- WOW gold generator

and bundle with torrents or use social traffic etc

>>1745809

which network is best (pays best, most stable, no bullshit) for content looking in 2017 btw?

>>1748425
>go to youtube
>type 'how to get free' into the search bar
>click one of the suggestions
>check out some of the videos and follow through to their sites
>learn some basic php & sql
>make similar site with 'share with X people to continue' so you don't have to give a fuck about constantly trying to get traffic manually
>you will have to spend a few weeks manually pumping traffic to the site to get it going though... (comment on yt vid's, share on facebook pages... make a yt video and rank it etc)
>????

here's a contribution:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37735369

>>1748430
I'm not the original guy and I don't know his motives.

Him saying he wanted to target "a tech support scammer's computer" (verbatim quote) made me assume he wanted to fuck with one scammer in particular to hurt him (and also make some money, as shown by his last sentence).

Or maybe he wants to do illegal stuff for money but feels bad ding it to normal people, so he wants to target someone who deserves it, and thought that scammers are the right target.

Plus I don't think big corporations are really susceptible to this kind of attacks, as they have the resources to at least have offline backups and images of their computers.

>>1748437
You're right... what I mean is that I exclusively promote zip/email submits, no mobile PIN submits or negative option billing scams where people get charged $ for not reading the T&C's.

>>1748440
I run with Maxbounty and Adworkmedia. Most affiliate networks just don't give a fuck about content locking though, even if they have to say they do.

>>1723948
YES

>>1725173
>implying someone on ebay is more likely to find out its fake than the store workers
Just sell the fakes on ebay for full price wtf

>>1741122
gj anon

If shoplifting, how do you know if the cameras on stores such as target/walmart are real? I think the ones by the front (registers, doors) are, but are the rest just bubbles?

>>1727034
Sounds comfy, anon.

>>1748052
You keep taking to them after they've refused to give you money, instead of moving on to the next schmuck.

>>1734339
This works when you are an innocent kid. Me and a friend did something similar:

>Found boxes of gingerbread that was on sale after christmas. They cost like one dollar each.
> Walked around the neighboorhood nearby selling them for 15$ saying we came from the local football team.
>Made about 200 dollars each.
>At one house "Huh my son hasn't heard about that.." Told him we came from the neighboring town.

>>1723905

How does someone buy counterfeit shit from China?

>>1749597
Aliexpress and similar sites, like Gearbest.

In the e-commerce community there is a guy who resells counterfeit Harry Potter stuff at a significant markup from what he pays on AliExpress, and makes like 5k a month.

>>1749610
Do they say they're counterfeit or is it just assumed?

>>1749616
Its safe to assume, since legit retailers would not let random manufacturers in China sell their stuff like that. Especially since China turns a blind eye to that stuff

>>1748042

>wear a pair of panties yourself
>soil them
>sell them online yourself pretending to be a woman
>???
>Profit

Now you don't have to literally steal panties.

>>1749624
Last question, you wouldn't have these products shipped directly to your house, right?

>>1749632
Men don't smell like women, which is what the people buying the panties are going for. You couldn't even pass yourself off as a trap, because the hormones change that so they smell/secrete more like women.
Also, do you really think the chicks selling the panties are pissing in them? Women secrete fluids out of their cunts no matter what, it's a normal thing throughout the day even when they aren't menstruating or aroused. It's just a little bit, though.

>>1749632
yeah right and what site do you sell these on anon?

>>1734804
1. Pick up the chair
2. Bring the chair home/wherever you keep stolen goods
>>1734339
>>1749367
Think I could get this to work if I got my nephew to do it and I act as a chaperone?
>>1736391
>>1736418
>>1736714
Not gonna lie, I'd sell my kidney for a box of Tagalongs right now

>>1726763
youre an idiot.

in order to withdraw the money you will have to have a connection directly to you at that point

once ebay attacks when ur buyer complains theyll reverse transaction

this will make paypal attempt reversal on the scammer acc you used for ebay

this will chain react down the line until they finally reach whatever account you have tied to your bank

then ur bank will either A. have the amount deducated + paypal gets banned or B. bank will block paypal and you got away with it this time but now can never use paypal again under that name/bank/address/email/ip

>>1749748
>Chain ends in bitcoin
>withdraw bitcoin from physical ATMs in disguise

Bump

>>1726737
>South America
North America...

>>1741122
kek

>>1748441

When they finally go through your content locker what do you usually give them?

Like a fake/broken link, unrelated offer, basic info, etc? While it would be funny, I'm sure you're not just like "Surprise, sucker! No free shit here!"

>>1727910
>>1732459
You eventually get caught from surveillance cameras.

>>1736827
most at the door pickup requires ID

>>1736284
you could exploit this to the nth doing tips for esports betting. most of the bettors are children anyway.

>>1749632
Except they'll just smell like my testosterone laden scent. Considering trying to get a girl in on it

>>1749734
Craigslist

>>1724324

We purchased (5F-)UR-144 and some of the JWH series, sprayed it onto damiana and a few other mixed herbs in the beginning which we bought through a fully licensed business account and sold them to adult stores while there was a grey area in Australian law.

We made well over a million dollars over the course of the business, after the fun was over a blanket ban on aromatherapy products was created which only made things better for us. For some stupid fucking reason they allowed for a three month grace period on sales, essentially shops could clear their inventory without losing anything before it was fully in effect.

So really a bunch of stores just bought up a lot of kilos and sold them off cheap in smaller denominations with business card logos or stickers as opposed to proper packaging. We continued selling after the ban as well because we were greedy. I feel bad because in a local town about an hours drive from where we lived at the time some kid's dad bought him a 3g sachet from a tobacconist and he and all his friends got high, kid collapses and starts having a seizure, the others are too scared to get help thinking they'll get in trouble. Bam, dead kid.

Don't fuck with synthetics.

I pump up meme penny stocks on /biz/ by promising moon missions and making memes become dreams. I usually switch my IP multiple times to make it seem like people are being legit about it

>>1752687

>>1727037

hope you get bombed by a palestinian rocket desu

>>1723807
Sell drugs cut with very cheap chemicals

>>1732816
This
I do this with my ex GFS
If you guys don't have pics you can buy some from cam whores on /soc/ and reuse them
It's worth it

I'm tryna catfish dudes
Anyone got any experience
Right now I'm buying nudes from small time camwhores and flipping them

>>1752157
where can i find some esports betting sites?

>>1751583
Error page with a form to contact support. This pipes their name and email onto my 'list of retards'... Their message gets discarded.

>>1733832
Isn't this a federal crime?

>>1745809
Is this ilegal?

I dropship.

Won't disclose what.

It's cheap Chinese garbage, I make $100 a day in profits.

I get return e-mails from angry customers almost daily, I don't accept returns unless the item that arrived was completely broken or severely damaged or didn't arrive at all.

I am not a bad guy, I just have a mission to become self-made guy with his own business and a nice house in the woods where I can shoot guns, fuck my fertile wife and pet my dog

who else /sociopath/ ?

>>1753704
I sure hope you have another job if all you make is $100 a day