/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17281873
Suicide

Bank robber

>>17281873
Suicide

>>17281873
death by suicide

>>17281873
neck or random suicide terrorism

Prison

They are very comfy in my country and they pay you college too. The thing is, should I try to do something profitable but illegal before?

kms

>>17281925
>The thing is, should I try to do something profitable but illegal before?
Yes
the worst crime of them all
tax evasion

>>17281873
Got silver for economic recession protection, real estate/stocks if nothing changes and the bubble keeps growing and guns, land and food reserves if we get a serious happening.

I think I got myself covered on all angles

abandon all hope. everything is lost. central banking will turn all of the world into consumer zombies permanently.

>>17281873

Suicide

>>17281873
>>17281873
i'll be real sad anon but i'm not fucking killing myself.

Suicide

>>17281873
Small money on affiliate marketing, big money on real estate. I have couple other profitable exits but they are niche + need proper skill set (which I have) so I won't share them.

>>17281873
sewerside

>>17281873
Build a software as a service
Will do it anyways if Chainlink takes off

I’m not naturally a neet fuck. I like building so I’ll just be able to focus on my own life goals and company without fear of money ever again after link

>>17282030
this

>>17281999
based

>>17281873
Crypto is my plan b
Plan a is pentesting

Thanks oscp anon

>>17281873
Suicide

>>17281999
Checked
This. I'll rather go on some extreme borderline suicide mission to make money than just kill myself.

Military, then after I'm on my feet again I'll send some of that mercenary-for-the-state cash right back into crypto. I'm here until I make it or old age takes me.

I’m going to a good uni for cs soon. crypto is my plan b. kinda ridiculous that my folio is almost 6 digs at this point, but we’ll see what transpires. lost 10k in the past couple days, lol

I will travel to Yogyakarta and Malang to fuck some javanese chicks, then jump into Mount Bromo when the money dries up to literally go out with a blast
(i am not shitposting, i am actually serious, been to Jogja and Malang before)

>>17282026
>. I have couple other profitable exits but they are niche + need proper skill set (which I have) so I won't share them.
Based larper

>>17281890
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>>17282055
yep, im thinking this is based

Plan A is steaking and put the income in ETFs. Plan B is steaking but put income into BTC/ETH. I don't really think the world economy is going to see 75% crash and civil wars in every country so plan B is probably not worth considering. That's why we have plan B though, it's a shitty idea in case the guaranteed falls through.

self inflicted gunshot to the back of my head

prolly run it down highway traffic.

>>17281873
Finish my MSc

>>17281942
LOLLED while taking a shit. thanks anon

>>17281873
>Mfw only 18 and was going to start working and go all in on crypto
>Mfw I actually have to get a "real" job and create "wealth" from (((stocks and bonds)))
Fuck bros I wanted to retire before I was 30, now it's fucking impossible.

>>17281873
w-what you mean plan b?

>>17281873
crypto isn't my plan A, so probably shorting it

>>17281873
I make $250k a year doing almost nothing. I own 10% of a company that is about to be bought out for $30m. Crypto crashing is irrelevant.

>>17281873
unemployment benefits

>>17281873
neetbux and if that also fails suicide

>>17281873
>tfw 24 year old night shift warehouse worker

I do nothing but sleep when I'm off. Hoping to get promoted to supervisor shortly.

>>17281873
I have to become a psychologist. I think ill probably kill myself if im forced into that.

>>17281873
I'll wageslave like a good Goy for the rest of my life. My generations is fucked, everyone who came before had it easier, everyone who came after me will have it easier. I'm stuck in between the world of low tech and high tech, not really belonging to any of them. Some Zoomer on YT can make more in a month than I would make in a year with Shopify. I don't even know what Shopify is and how it works. This is how bad the situation looks for me.

>>17281873
Sudoku obviously

>>17281890
This

>>17281873
Suicide probs

>>17281873
>Whats your 'Plan B' if crypto fails?
crypto is my plan b shortcut
plan a is simply accumulate funds until i have 25x living expenses in inflation proof assets and stocks.

>>17281873
Suicide, probably. Crypto is the my only way up in this goddamn clown world, but I can use the money I've earned to open an online business (though, I'd bother)

>>17281873
Cooking meth

>>17283153
I was thinking about mushrooms

>>17281873
I already got back in college just in case t.21yo

A suicide livestream for biz

>>17281873
SPY put options

>>17281873
I already have a stable job making 70k/yr. Crypto is my plan B to begin with

Seppuku

>>17283290
pretty easy desu

>crypto is his plan A

That's a big yikes from me dawg