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OH JANNIE

>>17271460
do a flip faggot

>>17271460
No , people have survived jumps from very high bridges.

>>17271460
>Is jumping off a bridge into water quick and painless?
depends on height.
even then it's not certain.

you want my effective therapy copy pasta?

>>17271488
Therapy doesn't do shit.

don't do it bro.

>Quick
Yes
>Painless
No, water is hard. You could break bones, feel extreme pain and drawing is extremely painful.
Imagine if someone you survive, it could leave you as a vegetable for the rest of your life.

>>17271460
no, chances are you'll survive the fall, only to drown as your body locks up from hypothermia or something (depending on region)

>>17271460
Can I have your coins?

>>17271460
No, watch this documentary it's long but really good. It's about the Golden Gate Bridge. I lived near this bridge once and thought about it but this doc helped turn me away one night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG7fR_-VdfM

>>17271505
*drowning

>>17271460
No it's extremely painful, you'll break bones and then drown, one of the worst ways to go

>>17271460
Imagine botching it, and breaking your spine then drowing while paralyzed

>>17271496
>Therapy doesn't do shit.
most doesn't, most therapy has the same effect as placebo.
effective therapy does work, it's been shown to work in laboratory experiments.

>>17271460
No

Easier to get in your car, superglue your seatbelt on and drive into river with windows open

>>17271541
No true scotsman. fuck outta here normie

>>17271517
>I lived near this bridge once and thought about it but this doc helped turn me away one night.
glad your still here fren

>>17271541
>>17271562
Kill yourself faggot. Don't forget to do a flip.

>>17271553
>No true scotsman.
No it's science
>fuck outta here normie
sure?

>>17271572
Not a source to be found.

>>17271488

I just dont wanna leave a mess for anyone

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>>17271460
I do this shit for fun in the summer time. Maybe it will cheer you up.

>>17271579
>Not a source to be found.
*sigh*
here is the copy pasta I asked OP if they wanted.

Most therapy doesn't work.
read this
https://www.coherencetherapy.org/files/Ecker-Psychotherapy's_Mysterious_Efficacy_Ceiling.pdf
or listen to this
https://www.coherencetherapy.org/files/CPN-EckerKeynote.mp3

Effective therapy can lead to rapid resolution of your symptoms.

TLDR
Memories/nervous system responses get locked for life.
You need to update the nervous system responses in order to change the way you feel and behave.

Below is my copy pasta.
Learning this stuff some of which is barely 6 months old, has been the best time investment I've had in my life.

You want to apply therapy techniques to yourself or with a therapist that triggers a type of neuro plasticity called memory reconsolidation.
The therapy techniques I recommend are:
EMDR
Internal Family Systems
Coherence therapy

Memory Reconsolidation in a Nutshell
https://youtu.be/cJrfsjT35UE

Bruce Ecker, MA, LMFT: Memory Reconsolidation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpqyvm0fM3Q

A summary of the laboratory experimental results
http://www.iaan.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/IJNPT_Vol6_issue1.pdf

Internal Family Systems (IFS): A guided meditation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew2w561Ge80

Reflections on The Cutting Edge of Trauma Therapy with Dr. Ricky Greenwald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCv7Ed7ETMM

Stress and How to Short-Circuit It with Amy Serin PhD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIsFxG6oydM

Why and How Consciousness Arises Mark Solms PhD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7WF5gzPG1k

Mark Solms, PhD: The Animal Within Us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfqVIG9bejU

Feel free to ask any questions you have.

You can try EMDR on yourself with this free site.
https://chadanon.s3.amazonaws.com/therapy/emdr/index.html

PS. Watch all the videos on Youtube that contain Bruce Ecker he explains this topic the best.

Best way to go is with helium. Pass out before ur ded so zero pain.

>>17271517
holy fuck. i got 10 minutes in and wanted to kms of boredom. if life doesn't get you this fucking doc will. i'm here from /tv/ so my opinion is fact.

>>17271597
>BRO 100 YOUTUBE LINKS EACH 10 HOURS LONG

back to /pol/

>>17271460
If you're up high enough and you hit the water perfectly parallel, then it will be the same feeling as hitting the pavement after jumping off a building. With the added risk that you might survive only to drown or even become vegetable like someone said

>>17271477
back or front? single or double? extra points for difficulty?

>>17271593
Imagine when the coast guard finally fishes your body and you unload all your shit from your lifeless body onto their boat. Lol. What a mess.

>>17271619
>Clean it up, coastie

>>17271586
>I just dont wanna leave a mess for anyone
you'll cause an emotional mess

Some sort of drug overdose is the best option for no mess.
Doug Stanhope Talks About His Moms Suicide (assisted)
https://youtu.be/8KFBQ9X9ZwA

>>17271562
Thanks bro.
>>17271604
It's a well done documentary that details reality without CGI, of course your bored normie.

>>17271605
>back to /pol/
maybe you should consider suicide

>>17271613
Tough question. I guess the more flips the more points? And I'd assingn some points for style.

>>17271460
It's basically this:
>break all your bones
>can't swim
>drown to death
Does that seem like the ideal way out? Why not just go to a high building?
>Splat against the pavement, instantly dying
Seems much better to me IMO.

>>17271571
gay

>>17271642
>First date
>She touch your dick
>You touch her dick

oчeнь зaбaвнo

>>17271665
>>17271684
Yes

>>17271460
The only "quick and painless" you can do yourself is exit bag or well-placed buckshot in your head. Research how many people botch firearm suicides before attempting please

>>17271496
Of course it doesn't because you're too stupid to realize your brain is just looping in shit wiring. You need LSD. I know you'll ridicule me for this but you've gone so far into the rabbit hole there is no coming back unless you fry your brain and rewire it. That's just the way it is.

>>17271791
What the fuk

>>17271630

what if I make it look like an accident?

>>17271597
Nice one, total bro over here.

>>17271975
what happened?

>>17271791
Interesting take. Where the fuck do I get LSD anyway

Being unsuccessful at trading crypto does not make you a loser. I can tell you that right now there are people who don't want you to die. Honestly, I originally closed the thread after reading a few replies but I came back because I wanted to tell you that it will get better. Sometimes the easiest thing for us to do is to give up, it takes true courage to admit that you need help and to begin to make positive changes. Rooting for you man

>>17271975
just don't do it, call the suicide hotline bruh. Whenever someone jumps off a bridge into water and survives (it does happen), they said they instantly regretted it.

No, but spending your life savings on LINK is

>>17271979
>Nice one, total bro over here.
hope the info helps you like it did me fren.

>>17271597
thank you

>>17271532
Anyone got the webm of that chink jumping off a bridge? When his body finally comes up, he's completely covered in dark ass bruises. Probably hurt like a mother fucker before he drowned.

>>17271460

>>17271460
Youll regret your choice on the way down, and if you survive the fall there will be immense pain.

>>17271586
Bury your coins with you, leave em out of circulation

Anyone have that webm of that asian guy jumping off a bridge not knowing it's going to kill him? He gives like a thumbs up to the camera man before going.

Anyway, as for what it's like. When the guy hits the water, you can tell right away his spine is broke. His limbs are just twitching under the water. Fucking horrible way to go. You're down there desperate for air but your broken body is unable to push your head out of the water and you fucking drown knowing exactly how badly you fucked up.

>>17271460
What the fuck? I have literally jumped off a bridge almost that high before.

It did hurt. Got a lot of pain in my ass. The impact also ruptured my flip flops. Not dead though, not even close.

>>17271684
Thanks mate. I'm learning Russian and I thought that was what it was saying.

>>17272362
>thank you
you're welcome fren

>>17271592
Thanks

>>17271460
Why not try to change your perspective on life and fight to the very end to find true happiness ?

>>17271597
>meta analysis of cherry picked studies
i hope you're getting paid to shill this quackery

>>17271515
Underrated

be that guy who went and rape a 7 year old because he found out he got liver cancer and blame it was the meth he was smoking.

>>17272945
dont*

>>17271460
No it is not. My girlfriend's uncle killed himself this way. He jumped off a high bridge and hit the water with such force that he was nearly torn in half across his belly. He then sank and drowned. They know this because his lungs were full of water. I would not want to go that way.

>>17271460
I fucking REFUSE to miss out on the futuristic vidya that will be released over the next 40 years. fuck you OP

>>17273016
Seconding

>>17271586
helium

>>17271460
Yet another swinglinker thread
Yawn

>>17272030
>calls anons normies
>no idea how to buy drugs

>have a few seconds free fall knowing your going to die and theres no way back
>break every bone in your body on impact, rip ear drums, collapse longs
>still alive of course because you fail at everything
>slowly sink to the bottom like a potato sack and drown thinking of all the hopes and dreams your mom must have had when she was pregnant of you
>chances are your body will never be found so your family doesnt even get a proper funeral

Yeah youre a faggot

>>17273423
well his parents must had fail him for him to turn out like this

>>17271460
Call the suicide prevention hotline anon. Talk to someone. Think of your family and those who love you.

>>17273370
lol

>>17272030
Deep web