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Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:35:57 No.17265011 [Reply] [Original]

>manager is asking for proof that i have kids

I said i had kids so i can set my own schedule since I was envious of those boomers and millennials who could choose their shifts because of their special contract.

He wants me to bring him to a playdate with his daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:37:00 No.17265028 Of all the capers to pull off it seems the most doable. You could just babysit any random kid and drop them off. The thing about kids as they're not super smart they probably won't take him off

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:50:56 No.17265201 >>17265011 You have no family with children you can borrow?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:51:06 No.17265205 File: 62 KB, 170x255, 81A2450B-1095-431C-94B2-CDC43A024751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17265011 >my boss wants to be at a play date with my daughter If you can’t see how to finesse this into a multimillion award, your cause is lost

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:53:08 No.17265226 >>17265011 tell him your kid is a retard and very aggressive towards the other gender

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:54:47 No.17265253 >>17265011 Why dont you just pretend you are a smoker so you get a long series of breaks through the day?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:55:55 No.17265276 You fucked up. You should have just said you wanted to set your schedule and if he declined because you have no kids you should have sued for discrimination. But this is a larp anyway.

Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:56:17 No.17265282

>>17265011
Tell him it’s actually your wife’s son, 17 Ladarius. He has weekend passes from juvie on Sunday afternoons from 1pm to 3pm. Tell him you’re taking Ladarius to get his neck inked and he can tag along. Find a nigger tell him you’ll pay for his neck tatty, bingo mission accomplished.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:57:22 No.17265305 Tell him the kid's mother is from China and she just gave them the Corona.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 15:57:46 No.17265312 File: 3.06 MB, 200x234, 19BFD75F-1601-4012-8D32-A01395EA8929.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17265282

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 15, 2020 16:07:24 No.17265447 >>17265205 this

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