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>the absolute state of linkies

>> No.17261939

>>17261341
>not using magic first to stun the beast

>> No.17261970

>>17261341
shit is this real?

>> No.17262003

>>17261341
Source?

>> No.17262002
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17262002

first mistake is hunting with a bow
second mistake is being upwind of an animal you visibly see
third mistake is not immediately backing off slowly
fourth mistake was standing up quickly when the animal can see you

>> No.17262012
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Eveything this fucking guy did is wrong
>in bear country without mace
>crouching
>silent as bear approaches
>wearing camo

what a fucking dunce I hope he's dead or seriously mauled

>> No.17262014

>>17261341
Is he ok?

>> No.17262022

>>17261939
Kek
I’m laffin

>> No.17262036

>>17261341
shieeeet

>> No.17262037

https://youtu.be/ij3wbx67zwY

>> No.17262043

>>17261341
>hunting
Meat is murder

>> No.17262058

>>17262002
first mistake was being such a rookie with the bow, it wasn't nocked correctly and he got nervous.

>> No.17262116

>>17262037
wtf happened to the bear? what a weird incident.

>> No.17262134

>>17262037
why is he speaking half english?

>> No.17262175

>>17262002
A 70 lbs recurve bow is enough for a bear

>> No.17262186

>>17261341
Never should of come here!

>> No.17262194

Nigga ain't no stealth archer.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind strangerino!

>> No.17262201

how did the bear know he was there?

>> No.17262205

>>17261341
Source? God bears are fast

>> No.17262224

>>17262194
Upvoting this

>> No.17262257

>Hold still while I fill you with arrows bear

That man should be greatful the bear spared his tard' ass.

>> No.17262351

>>17262043
this but unironically

>> No.17262369

>>17262134
Probably an eskimo dialect of english

>> No.17262370

>>17262134
Iglooniggers
>>17262175
He's using a target arrow, bear wouldn't even feel that

>> No.17262378

>>17261939
jej

>> No.17262384

>>17261341
>he doesn't always carry a katana around

>> No.17262404

>>17262002
>second mistake is being upwind of an animal you visibly see
Explain?

>> No.17262412

>>17262404
It's gonna smell you retard.

>> No.17262418

>>17262404
It can smell you long before you even see it.

>> No.17262436

>>17262404
animals can smell you if you're upwind of them, not downwind

>> No.17262438

>>17262412
I got upwind and downwind confused kek

>> No.17262461

>>17262370
A side shot on the bear would've definitely hurt it or scared it off. I guess the cameraman is a retarded hippy who cares more for the bear than his own safety. He was lucky it was a black one and not particularly hungry.

>> No.17262480

>>17261341
The amount of Spaghetti in this dudes pocket is priceless. I talk with my buddies at work and we always wonder collectively how many deaths have been captured on GoPros not yet recovered.

>> No.17262482

A hunter in Northern Ontario, Canada got the scare of his life, and on his birthday no less, when a black bear charged and knocked him over on May 17, 2017.

The man is a seasoned archery hunter and at the time was hunting on his land in Hearst, Ontario, Canada.

The man stated to The Weather Network: ‘It is a true learning experience as to how unpredictable our wild black bears can be. I decided to share with everyone to show people on how fast a bear can charge attack an individual.’

The bear was not injured and the hunter was nursing an elbow and ego bruise.


pussy ass black bears. Should have ate his face off

>> No.17262503

>>17261341
taking a knife to gun fight... BAKA

>> No.17262666

>>17262037
Lucky it was a black bear, if it was a grizzly I doubt he would have survived

>> No.17262681

>>17261341

based bear

>> No.17262790

>>17262482
>seasoned archery hunter
>drops the fucking arrow and begins whacking the bear with it

>> No.17263069

>>17261341
>pfft not surrounding yourself in stun lock traps so you can 100% crit the beast

>> No.17263100

>>17261939
lol

>> No.17263131

>>17262384
This. If it was 200 years ago, no one would bat an eye if you had a sword at your hilt (which I'd like to have, a katana in particular). Now if you walk around with a sword at your hilt SHEATHED you'll be
>at best approached by a cop and told to leave
>at worst shot dead by multiple cops

>> No.17263157

>>17262790
This. Im thinking "Shoot damn it, shoot! You're not gonna outrun it!"

>> No.17263172

>>17262790
>seasoned archery hunter

More like obese coward

>> No.17263174

>>17261341
What's the source on this?

>> No.17263203

>>17262037
PROUD
FIRST
NATION
PEPES

>> No.17263285

>>17262134
He says "tabarnac" which is Quebecois French, plus he looks Native American. So yeah half english

>> No.17263309

>>17263285
definitely an inuit

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>>17262186

>> No.17263606

>>17261341
Range lvl?

>> No.17263680
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>>17261341
if you think that one's bad check this out

>> No.17263733

>>17263680
BRUTAL, Crazy how he's so smug at the end, like he knows he did what he was supposed to.

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>>17262037
>Black Bear Attacks Man
excuse me but it was clearly self defense after the man attacked. racist title.

>>17262043
>>17262351
it's thanks to meat we got to go to the moon and have whatever pussy pills you nice folks take with your genetically modified carrots every day

>> No.17263949

>>17261341
satisfying video. thanks