/biz/ - Business & Finance

nulinkers will get the rope soon.

>>17258546
drrrrrrrrrrrt

>>17258546
Chain Link meme thread??

>>17258546
>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>17258667
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>17258642
Ahhhhhh

>>17258682
would suck a fart out this asshole

>>17258677

>>17258546
the fud is only gonna get stronger from this point. We're all in this together bois

>>17258698
C'est Magnifique, Puanteur du Link

Remember when when you could buy a single link for $0,1096? Good times.

>>17258677
For me, it's the swordfish

About to sell my 1350 linkies before the obvious correction

>>17258677

>>17258677
Buy a nice home for my wife and I to raise a family in, build generational wealth, try to make the world a slightly better place.

Does anyone have the story of Wagie wojak meeting Sergey in McDonald's? The 'tonight! Tonight! Tonight!' One

Here we go

Enjoy the ride frens

GET THE FUCK IN HERE PEOPLE WE DID IT!!!!!

I'm finally a thousandaire

congratulations to all of my frens

>>17258546
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PRESS T TO THANK MONEYBELLY

>>17259323
T

>>17258546
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17258546
literally dumping right now

All time high

https://youtu.be/213t3YeQosE

>>17258842
Strap in boys

Sell!

The full significance of LINK and Arbitrum hasn't even sunk in yet for /biz/. Imagine when the wider market understands what has been achieved.

>>17259387
Thanks fren

We will ascend my frens

ATH BROKEN! ATH BROKEN!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL- I REPEAT- ATH BROKEN!

PEE PEE POO POO

>>17259565
I thought ath was 5.10?

>tfw ordered glasses from zenni optical last week
>"due to international shipping delays, your order will be delayed 21-28 days"
Why do i feel like I might never actually get them?

>>17259603
Woops wrong thread

How far will 3.5k link will bring me?

>>17259638
how does $350 billion sound to you?

>>17259565
Haruhi's butt isn't that big.

>>17259603
>Why do i feel like I might never actually get them?
you posted in the right thread fren

>>17259621
zenni optical confirmed using Chainlink to improve their supply chain and shipping we just keep winning

i was making a $5 meme then i got annoyed there aren't any high resolution subway ads immediately available on google and then i got bored, somebody else finish it for me

>>17258677
You wanna know what I'm going to do with my LINK. I will dedicate my life to discovering the locations of every single cryonics center. Even the secret, private ones possibly built in basements. Each one I will find and each one I will make crumble to it's utter destruction. Every employee, every brick, every patient. Nothing will be left. I will start a League of Extraordinary CryoTerminators. The LoEC't will carry out my legacy. I will even suggest they begin waking patients and eating them alive. They will be encouraged to go to far with their scourge of ruin and they will be marvelous in their pursuits of cryo-desolation. Btw I'm not just being cheeky I fucking mean it. Think twice before making that frigid deal with death. I am coming.

>>17260281
ok big shot u and all 99 of your LINKIESlmao you're going to need one before it accrues that much

>>17258546
checking in

>>17258546
Can a fellow marine link me to the site with all the link memes on it, thanks in advance!

OHHHH NO EVERYTHING IS CRASHING

>reach new ATH
>BTC immediately crashes taking everything with it

>>17260571
fucking this, every time

>>17260571
>>17261200
I am buying more link right now

>>17261200
So fucking tiring

>>17260557
IT'S CRASHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just fuck my shit up

How many months until we get to 45k again?

Someone is selling in burst im guessing?

already coming back up

reminder to always buy more LINK when BTC goes down

>>17261397
>>17261214
based