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17247622 No.17247622 [Reply] [Original]

This whole market is unworldly. Think about the opportunity given here for people like you and I, who generally don't have great social skills and aren't fond of normal activities. We have the opportunity to trade on a 24/7, high liquidity, high volatility, global,unregulated market and double our investments overnight. We don't have to speak to anyone, all transactions are anonymous. Whats more, there is a small barrier to entry (Fake Fud, scam shills, Larp Fud, PnD) that normies lack the attention span and inner monologue to overcome, so if anyone is going to make it, its going to be us.

That's all strange enough, but now consider this board. Has there ever been a weirder group of people investing together? Just ask yourself, what would a normal, well adjusted 50 something male this of this board? What would he think about the weird characters strewn all over the place, the screaming pink figure, the weird cartoon frog, the fact that there are people that have barely spoken words to other human beings in the last years that have made millions of dollars? 4chan culture applied to video games was strange but not out of the ordinary, 4chan + politics really started to turn some heads and hundred of articles were dedicated trying to understand it. But 4chan + a 24/7 speculative market surely has to be the wildest combination yet, producing some of the weirdest shit most people will ever see.

And that, anons, is why, you need to relish this opportunity. Soak it up, even if you're losing money just know that the experience of this will be worth more to you in 20 years than any amount of money could've ever been. The world is going to seem so boring when this is all gone.

>> No.17247632

Good copypasta

>> No.17247645

>>17247622
The meek shall inherit the earth

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>>17247622
I hate this pasta. You asocial spergs will continue to be miserable even after making it.

t. Well adjusted crypto hundred thousandaire

>> No.17247766

>>17247622
I'm not sure if what you're saying is a good thing. But, I can tell from your writing that you have more than two brain cells so I'm not sure that you belong here.

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>>17247622

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