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who gives a fuck

>>17196458
This is not reddit. And this is /biz. I am confused.

>>17196458
Nobody gives a flying fuck

>>17196481
never gonna make it

>>17196487
based retard

I do the last one sometimes... Definitely don't do any of the others. I'll start collapsing them though. It is shitty.

To add to your list:
>People who chill in the left lane going slower than traffic (especially when they do dangerous shit like purposely blocking you, speeding up if you pass on the right, or brake checking you).
>People who ask you what you do within minutes of meeting you
>People who start a conversation with you with zero interest of actually hearing anything you say, and instead blatantly tack over you when trying to say something
>Kind of tied to the last one: People who want to one up any story you tell.
>When youre waiting in line somewhere and there are two registers and someone goes in front of you to the other register because you weren't standing perfectly in the center (I always call people out for this btw).

Thats just the top of my head.

>people who browse 4channel

>>17196458
>Sorry bro if you don’t talk about the weather you’re a fucking retard.
Ok I straw manned you a bit but does anyone really think they’re intellectually superior for not wanting to talk about the weather? The observation about the Oxford comma is pretty spot on though.

>>17196458

>>17196458
>RIP
>GHCCRRRRR
>RIP
>GHCCRRRRR
>RIP
>GHCCRRRRR

>>17196481
won't make it
>>17196487
will never make it
>>17196498
shut up retard
>>17196500
based
>>17196535
may make it. if I may:
>people who use the left lane for anything besides passing. especially people who go in the left lane because their cruise control is set at 2 mph above speed limit and they're trying to pass someone 2 mph below the speed limit
>>17196548
low effort. won't make it
>>17196550
it's classic Reddit, XKCD fan, etc. to point out that unimaginative normie NPCs all talk about the weather
>>17196575
won't make it

>>17196458
that was all very specific OP, are you being bullied?

>people who stand there and use multiple paper towel rips to get their hands 100% dry in a public bathroom before leaving

Is the oxford comma thing a meme at this point? Just something people say to appear clever/educated?

Also:

>PEOPLE WHO FUCKING SLURP AND SLURP AND SLURP A DRINK THAT HAS BARELY ANY LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM AND JUST ICE WHILE IN A PUBLIC PLACE

https://youtu.be/gZR4i5YLvMM

>>17196458
>people who don't break down cardboard boxes before putting them in the recycling
So I guess it's safe to say OP works at a recycling plant

>>17196458
People who don’t rerack weights at the gym

>>17196630
it takes less than 20 seconds for your hands to dry off in the air, try it some time. do you enjoy hanging out in the bathroom as much as you can? do you enjoy the atmosphere, the scent perhaps?

>people who never even when they come to talk to you

>>17196458
>people who talk on speakerphone in public
>people who lip sync (or actually sing) while looking seductively into their phone camera for IG/snapchat/whateverthefuck
>people who reply all

>>17196645
I live in an apartment and my retard landlord has a tiny recycling dumpster that fills up first thing every week.
>>17196631
definitely a quirky "I'm so college" female thing re: the comma. I'm with you on slurping and I'm even so extreme when it comes to ice that I would ban ice in drinks if I could. Drinks come out of the fountain cold.

>>17196458
>people that make open-faced sandwiches
>"a whole nother"

>people who are in group C but stand up and wait right next to the gate as soon as boarding is announced
>people who use gas stations like casinos
>people who order from a restaurant <10 mins prior to the stated closing time (exceptions can be made for ordering the most basic thing available)
>people who work in restaurants that complain about people who order <10 minutes before the stated closing time or do a worse job for them
>"generous" drivers who have the right of way in traffic but signal you to go

>>17196765
>>people who work in restaurants that complain about people who order <10 minutes before the stated closing time or do a worse job for them

make my fucking dinner wagie

>>17196765
>generous" drivers who have the right of way in traffic but signal you to go
Oh yeah, that makes me fucking angry. Slows everyone down.

>>17196458
Is that autism being treated? Do you need anyone to talk to?

>>17196765
>"generous" drivers who have the right of way in traffic but signal you to go
I hate this so much

>>17196669
What?

>>17196765
>>"generous" drivers who have the right of way in traffic but signal you to go

some boomer slammed on the breaks in a roundabout and tried to wave me in once. I don't think they understood how roundabouts work.

>people who stand right on top of you in line somewhere.

Usually from some overpopulated country where they’re used to being buried under one another all day. Chill Rajesh, we have more space outside the slums.

>>17196458
>people who make a joke about spicy bowel movements whenever indian food/mexican food etc. gets mentioned
Piss off, Lovejeet.

>>17196608
>>17196662
>>17196879
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Cry more you autistic retard. Who even thinks about shit like this other than a total loser?

Good god this is the most reddit tier thread I've ever seen in this place. Is it all the nulinkers flocking to biz?

>>17196458
>People who eat with their mouths open
>People who feel the need to snort so LOUD everytime
>People who write with squeaky mechnical pencils and are oblivious to the squeaky sound
>People who play shitty rap music on their phone on the bus
>People who insist they need coffee to wake up in the morning (No coffee no talkee XD)
>People who insist that they/their friend is a badass (You better not mess with me/her or I/she will fuck you up!)
>People who wear yoga pants while not doing yoga
>People who wear shitty trendy clothing that doesn't even look good (Piercings, especially tongue, navel, ear, and septum ones, tattoos, makeup, fake eyebrows/eyelashes drawn/put on top of plucked out ones, dyed hair, shaved hair/grown-out beard combination, etc.)
>People who lack of desire for privacy (Yet insist they need their rights and "freedom" only to demonstrate their own power and feel like they have it)
>People who speak vulgarly
>People when they see something/someone attractive but not in a sexual way they sexualize it (Wow, I'd fuck him! (to a well-dressed person whose clothing has no intent of sexual appeal))
>People who have shitty ironic humor (Especially traps and being a faggot)
>People who resort to faulty given values without really knowing why they have them as values ("Respect for other people", "love", religion, family, etc.)
>Go to college
>People who insist they will loooove college but suffer once they get there, spending most of their time partying/whoring around/etc.)
>People who talk about their hypothetical dicks
>People who speak like N
>People who are loud, scream and shout whenever they do anything, including "enjoying themselves" and getting angry
>People who tell you that they're "sorry you didn't have a childhood" if you tell them to quiet down
>People who do things just to spite others/Feeding off of other people's agony
>People who complain and whine over small things (temperature is cool or it isn't sunny outside)

>>17197169
>>People who complain and whine over small things
heh

>>17196458
>People who drive with their hi beams on or have extremely bright headlights
>People who listen to country pop
>Citycucks

>>17196458
Fuck you nigger my hands are gonna be 100% sry everytime and I achieve this with ruthless efficiency. 4-6 towels in less than 10 seconds.

>>17196942
>breaks
People who can't spell

>>17196458
Not an argument

>anyone thinking they’ll “make it” solely by putting 10k into some crypto waiting for it to moon
>anyone who refers to their grandma and grandpa as Opa, Nona, or bubscka when talking to English speaking peaople

>people who just leave their shopping cart in the parking lot

>people who are faggots like op

>>17196458
>he doesnt joke about ripping ass after a nice spicy meal with the boys

You were never meant to make it brah. Sorry to be the one to tell you

>>17196481
B A S E D

>>17196458

The weather used in to be a boring topic but now that we are facing global decimation of all life it's seems more relevant

>>17196458
Jesus this is some massive cringe, add yourself to that list OP

>>17196458

Wait what's wrong with leaving the license plate cover on. It's like one free get-out-of-speeding ticket.

>>17196458
I do all of those except the celebrity deats and I ALREADY MADE IT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kys

>>17196458
>people who make a joke about spicy bowel movements whenever indian food/mexican food etc. gets mentioned
pajeet detected