/biz/ - Business & Finance

Here's notha one

Based. When you get a fat payday make sure to buy some BAT. You will make it twice.

Epic. Really glad you got that shit finally, you were giving me anxiety in your thread earlier talking about waiting so long. Congrats dude.

>>17152728
how much does it weigh?

>>17152728
haha damn bro, That s like Finding a kilo of coke, but more legal, nice one

>>17152772
Bout 2, 3 kilos im guessing.

>>17152759
Haha yeah, it is the/biz way.

>>17152728
How quickly do you think you need to sell it before its value goes down? Eg its vomit so doesnt it eventually decay?

>>17152728
congratz desu, remember to not spend it all and invest in different things like crypto/stocks/real estate

>>17152750
Depends on how much It's worth...

>>17152784
Right!!! Finally a break, fingers crossed!

This freaking blows. Id probably get thrown in jail if I found this on a beach where I live and attempted to sell it.

>>17152728
Where do you find it? Which country? Also... It's so ultrarare that it is probably easier to win the lottery than find this shit, amrite?

>>17152798
No idea bro, i'll probably place it outside in the cold so it stays "fresh"

>>17152812
>land of the free

>>17152784
>but more legal
Not in the US sadly, fucking hippies and their conservation laws. You don't even kill whales to get the stuff, only a small percentage of sperm whales end up producing it and it's only good after floating in the ocean for years, so it's not like the ambergris trade encourages whaling.

>>17152814
Belgian coastline

>>17152802
Will remember this

>>17152728
Wait did you go buy this or have you just been searching beaches and shit?

>>17152822
Lol good for me that im not American

>>17152812
>absolute state of muttrica

>>17152840
Found it yesterday when strolling on the beach, thought it looked weird and i remembered ambergris

>>17152851
how does it smell like?

>>17152857
Musky smell, not a super strong smell yet. I guess because of the cold and the salt water

>>17152875
How much does what you found weight? Congrats by the way

Nice anon, always have looked out for that
Keep us updated if you manage to sell it

>>17152882
Bout 2 - 3 kilo's maybe a bit more

>>17152851
Nice. Do you know it's the real deal yet and not just a piece of old wax/grease? How do you even test it do you have to send a sample to a lab or something?

>>17152829
fren here you go

https://www.ambergrisconnect.com/identification.html
theres a bunch of information about how to store it what not to do what to do etc.

dont forget to put at least 20-30% into btc/eth/link

>>17152887
Nice

>>17152884
Will /bizbros! I really hope It's what we think it is. Whats the best wat to smell this tho? Send a sample to a marine biologist? University? And afterwards contact a cosmetic company

>>17152899
dont break it off, in that link i posted it said breaking it off could devalue it. i think you are going to have to go to a laboratory and have it tested or something.

>>17152892
Cheers man! Much appreciated!

>>17152909
Sending a small ass sample is not gonna bring value down much! But yeah, I'll do my research omw back home :)

>>17152812

Why do us fucking ausfags get endlessly cucked

Fuck

>>17152909
Thanks btw /bizbro!

>>17152931
Yeah, you guys got fucked pretty good the last few years lol and every animal wants to kill you... love Oz so much tho!

Fuck yes mate, congratulations! One of the most entertaining threads on here in a long time - I was worried when the first thread disappeared.

Possibly only the time in human history being a stumbling pothead lost on the beach in a thc haze has been profitable.

>>17152899
is dit spul iets waard dan?
walviskots?

>>17152940
>>17152956
Hahaha lol right

>>17152971
Hopelijk. I hoop het!

Aight, made it home! Time to do some research.
I wrapped it in towels and placed it outside in the shed so it doesnt lose to much water.

>>17152820
"Land of the fee"

>>17152956
Fuck yes

how will you sell it, op? Target price?

>>17153344
No ideas yet, doing my research now. I'll probably have to go to a lab to get it tested etc... no idea what price it could be

>>17153358
ngl this is pretty neat OP.

If the drug thing is true, I hope you use this opportunity to change your degenerate ways you faggot.

>>17153410
Yes, probably will break that cycle

>>17152899

Go straight for cosmetical industry - i'd reckon they have the tools to analyse it

>>17153009

ambergris kan gaan tot 20000/kg, OP

>>17153458
Yeah but where to? I dont know too much about the cosmetic industry

can you just sell it on ebay

>>17152931

it pains me that the country right next to us which is virtually our twin be an economic paradise especially for crypto (have friends who cashed out 1m+ crypto gains paying like 0 in tax.)

Roll some and smoke it. Egyptians smoke ambergris with tobacco cause they think it's magic.

>>17152728
damn nigga how the fuck do you even attempt to find someone who wants to buy this shit

>>17152728
Based boomer ?

>>17153469
Noice

>>17153481
Lol

Just found out that it could be parrafine... hope not tho

>>17152728
What are you going to do with this?

>>17153735
apparently ambergris smells like shit does it smell like shit

>>17153735
Van de Blauwe Kaarsvinvis.

>>17153822
"It acquires a sweet, earthy scent as it ages, commonly likened to the fragrance of rubbing alcohol without the vaporous chemical astringency"

Its possible that it could be a fatberg dislodging itself from a sewer line. I hope for your sake its a nearly $3m chunk of ambergris

Also op, before contacting any potential buyer, get a fucking lawyer

Ah a lawyer good stuff

>>17152728
Well done anon! Heat up a needle so that it is red hot. Touch it on a small part of whatyou recovered. If it is ambergris it will melt and the liquid will be black in color.

>>17154126
HI really hope its not

>>17154378
Have you made sure it's the real deal already? Still thinking of sending a sample somewhere to get it analyzed?

>>17154245
Aight, I'll do that later. Out eating rn

>>17154548
Still have to do that

>>17154695
>whole thing bursts in flames
>there go your 3 millions
kek

>>17154745
I'll break off a small piece

>>17154126
>Its possible that it could be a fatberg dislodging itself from a sewer line. I hope for your sake its a nearly $3m chunk of ambergris

>>17154770
This.would.suck.so.bad!

>>17154126
>

>>17154899
see pic

>>17154745
>3 million
I'm reading ambergris is about 20k USD per kg and OP has a little over 2kg, so 40k USD.

>>17154899

>>17152728
How much did you pay?

>>17154926
>>17154941
it looks exactly like it
how much does it weigh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7609983/Down-Thai-fisherman-stumbles-precious-WHALE-VOMIT-worth-estimated-320-000.html

>>17154948
he got it for free, just like the annual wage of jannies

>>17154962
Wtf who gave it to you op?

>>17154791
as of now we need better pics op. u have to cut a little fresh piece to see the texture. it should look like a fine grainy sandy texture like >>17154919

for me it looks like parafine

>>17154950
it completely lack the polish surface of something left at sea for a long time, op chunk of fat look like it has spend very little time in the sea just like a fatberg just out of the sewer
I'm ready to bet it's a fatberg

>>17154950
Noice.
I really need to keep myself from dreaming in case It's just a lump of fat. Lol
Fingers crossed tho

>>17154979
Yeah I'm starting to think it may be parrafine too.

>>17154980
>OP picked up a fatberg and carried it home

Wait im confused i didn't read original thread. Did you go hunting for this or you accidentally stumbled upon it?

>>17155096
stumbled upon it

New pic

>>17155121
This is a smaller piece that I broke off when I transported it.

>>17155135

>>17155121
>>17155135
looks like the real deal, congrats

>>17152728
>>17155121
>>17155135
>>17155149
>>17152748
GIVE THAT BACK

>>17155161
Lolled good to this

>>17155163
describe the smell

>>17155175
not that smelly now... but it still has a punchy smell to it...

>>17155163
Give it back damn it

>>17154899
kek, the fatberg looks very similar to what OP has

>>17152812
thanks democrats

>>17152812
This is discrimination!

>>17155160
it really doesn't but ok

>>17152728
Damn whales dumping on the Ambergris market

>>17155289
Fuck you

oh well, I'll send a sample to an expert and I'll here it soon enough.

what the fuck am i looking at OP? Is that a giant wad of crystallized whale coom?

>>17155440
lol

oh it's whale vomit, valuable and used in perfumes. got it. Based OP.

>>17155463
not certain yet. I'm looking up uni's and experts now.

What the fuck is ambergris

OP you are not a faggot today, Congratulations. You have to do 3 things before you can sell this hunk of shit.

1) perform the hot needle test, as other anons have explained in this thread.
2) buy or borrow a scale, and weigh this hunk. Knowing its exact weight will do a lot for estimating its value before step 3.
3) get in contact with an Euro perfume manufacturer, request they send an ambergris expert to verify your sample, and have them make an offer. They will try to low-ball the fuck outta you, so be ready with counter offers.

If you manage to sell it this way, make sure you put 80% of the money into LINK, and use the other 20% to help survive until The Great Pumpening.

>>17155611
whale vomit, used to make perfume and it's worth 20k per kilo

right,
I'm gonna send a sample to this company
http://www.ambergris.fr/selling_your_ambergris.html

>>17154791
Buddy if turns out to be a fatberg you owe us a follow-up thread lmao

>>17152728

C'est dans quelle region que t'as trouve ca ? Bretagne ?

Bravo dans tous les cas.

how much does it weigh faggot

>>17155611
>>17155768
Don't you watch cartoons? sometimes when a whale eats a squid it upsets its stomach and it shits out its beak.

>OP brought home crystalized shit from the sewers
hahahahhaahhahahaha enjoy your hepatitis retard

>>17155906
is also possible.
I'll make a follow up thread, no worries.

>>17155877
Oostende, Belgique

>>17154969
read the thread nigger, he found it while strolling at the beach