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armpits for the weekend

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Basic rundown on lean hogs:
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>>17132917

>> No.17137447

Some of you guys are alright. Don't buy MSFT next week.

>> No.17137462
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>Tune into the dem debate
>"Trump is bad"
Wew, shocking content from the dems as usual. I'm just gonna go back to my game

>> No.17137463

What time do the conferences actually take place? Do deals ever happen over the weekend?

>> No.17137502

>>17137462
>same exact thing during republican primaries for Obama's second term
Once you live through a few of these cycles, these things become tiresome and predictable. It's amazing to me that so many boomers are so worked up.

It's all a dog and pony show.

>> No.17137510

>>17137462
I kind of did the same thing
checked in to the youtube stream and jumped to two random parts
>Bernie talking about ending gunshows and killing the 2A
>Kloobshard talking about funding planned parenthood
closed the tab within 5 seconds

>> No.17137534

What do now? I was checking my stinks in the club last night, might be a bit obsessed.

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IS IT a good idea buying AAPL puts?
Foxconn seems to have a hard time reopening their factories right now

>> No.17137581

>>17137502
the truth is, both sides see the trains heading head on and the stupidity of this country... the only problem is... i'm seeing democrats actually support trump... i didn't see a single republican support obama in his second term against old mitt... but then again, non of the gop was actually different than any of the blue horses at that time. I voted gary johnson, and didn't like paul ryan when he had the gavel either. to be honest.. congress is a shit show it will always be a shit show, and we should put these fucks on term limits... 5 in the house 2 in the senate, that's fucking 26 years you can't get it done and can't get in the white house for another 4, get the fuck out. you do a good job, fuck it four more years.

>> No.17137598

>>17137581
The economy and handling of the recession wasn't that good under Obamas first term though.

>> No.17137609

>>17137581
10 plus 12 is actually 22, but i was assuming a white house 4 year thing too... just typing too fast and thinking faster than my fingers.... still term limits should be looked at... aswell as the leadership that could be losed in the process.

>> No.17137619

>put 10k$ in microsoft last october
>it's at 13.5k$ now

If i did that whole options shebang, how much would I have had won instead?

>> No.17137621

>>17137598
no it wasn't, but that's how obamacare was pushed through the senate... Madame Speaker "We have to pass the bill to know what is in the bill."

>> No.17137626

https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/learn/an-intro-to-the-greeks

This should be put into the sticky btw

>> No.17137646

>>17137619
if you had bought into the current cycle, you would've made roughly a 4.5x return

>> No.17137648

The thing was full of pork and special interests that when shit came out liberals just didn't care, when gop questioned it... well he lost the house in 2010 and had to use the executive order to do anything, but in 2012, old mitt fucking blew any chance of making him different than obama. so while still no legislation passed that was resoundingly positive, we still got head nigger speaking and liberals eating it up.

>> No.17137653

>>17137619
If you bought far OTM leaps then prolly like at least $150k if not more

>> No.17137654

>>17137621
I'm just saying why he probably didn't gain support

>> No.17137661

>>17137619
You would have probably most likely doubled your money. Dead serious.

>> No.17137693

Hmm, fat cat institutions buying ONTX shares in the millions. Do you really think they'd sell out at just $1 dollar? Hell no. These are people who want to squeeze every last bit of green outta a stock before they sell. Which won't happen till the stock pops again after they kick the FDA's ass and get greenlit. (or a buyout deal happens). So what does that mean for you? It means there's plenty of green still to be had.

>> No.17137697

>>17137661
>>17137653
>>17137646
oh well too bad I'm too stupid/lazy to learn option stuff

>> No.17137719

>>17137693
Buyout rumors. They have 0 debt and they specialize in rare cancer drugs that take ages to develop. Might be their time finally.

>> No.17137725
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>>17137598
It was a pretty abnormal situation, easy to criticize in hindsight.

What's really important to pay attention to is the expansion of government powers through every administration.

The good of the Obama Administration:
-Let kids stay on their parents insurance longer
-Insurance companies have to cover pre-existing conditions

What worried me:
-set precedent for the US President to authorize drone strikes to assassinate US citizens in foreign countries without formal court proceedings
->Made easier by the permanent state of war began under Bush
-Some other shit that is less interesting that I don't want to type out

>>17137697
Options are where you cross the line from investing into straight gambling, unless your positions are large enough that you need to hedge rather than diversify and hold some cash

>> No.17137742

>>17137654
He's still supported, and honestly as an orator he was brilliant, he's miles ahead of biden, and I think buttfucker captures a bit of that essence in aspiring and inspiring with out going too far... I'm not going to lie, but warren is a serious tern coat liar, and klobuchar just doesn't have the orating skills to gain the respect to let people actually hear her speak long enough... maybe because she's a woman, but she's soft spoken, she's honestly pretty real.... she's just not a superlative, her story isn't anything more than any other crying liberal that has never worked a piece of farm equipment in their life, but wants to be respected because of some one else's work.

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>>17137697
>oh well too bad I'm too stupid/lazy to learn option stuff
to smart ;)

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>>17137534
I have checked them at a wedding and at a funeral. I uh... I even made a trade during that funeral.

>> No.17137792

>>17137751
how would you feel if someone bought biopharma memestocks at your funeral

>> No.17137793

>>17137742
>But muh coffee can

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Threadly reminder to buy SDC

>> No.17137805

>>17137654
>>17137742
Now Obama did put the work in... He put the effort in and I was too young in 2008 well, I wasn't too young, but I was 20 years old and I was in school... it was a crazy fucking time these bail outs, and bullshit... between him and John McCain who actually asked a woman to be his VP, but all we get is jokes that a woman could be president, and like what ever.... I just watched... The liberal comedians on HBO and shit were saying like what's the difference between Sarah Palin and her vagina? ONLY SOME OF THE THINGS THAT COME OUT OF HER VAGINA ARE RETARDED!!!!! But oh oh ok it's ok to laugh at that, not only her or her special need daughter.

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>>17137792
I would hope that they knew what they were doing but would wish them good luck on their gamble from the astral plane. If at all feasible at the time I will require that my body be shot in to space on an intercept trajectory with the Tesla out there.

>> No.17137827

>>17137805
Palin was pretty fucking stupid and McCain was damn old. President Palin would have been so damn humiliating. And the financial crisis might've pushed McCain into an early grave.

I wonder who Biden, Bernie, and Butti are scoping out for VP

>> No.17137839

>>17137827
Doesn’t matter, there’s a 0% chance any of them win

Biden is officially done after Iowa anyway

>> No.17137845

>>17137827
look no further than people who have already dropped out, i mean fucking hildawg has been doing interviews on talk shows, she's probably take the nod from buttfucker, but that ticket would lose.... god you get Trump/Pence vs. ButtFucker/Clinton Pence has been VP now, and to watch him debate Hillary would be hilarious since he now has more experience than her.

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>>17137825
that's not going to be cheap
my final wish was always to have my body disposed of with the garbage (in a garbage bag, taken to the garbage dump, etc.).
but apparently that's illegal. so I don't currently have any final wishes :(
I have to try and stay alive until it's legal for my dead body to be disposed of without any ceremony.

>> No.17137858

>>17137827
Who cares about those cuckolds VP picks?

>> No.17137859

>>17137845
buttgag/tulsi
or
bernie/AOC
think about it

>> No.17137865

>>17137850
I u bro... we've been doing this a long time... it's great we get to yell at each other, but we still never change.

>> No.17137866

>>17137859
AOC is 30...

>> No.17137875

>>17137859
bernie already is going to have a rough time getting elected, picking AOC would be worse than palin

>> No.17137880

>>17137859
AOC is disqualified due to age... buttfucker could take tulsi, but she's still campaigning and not accepting no... she might campaign with him, but that's up to him and her.

>> No.17137881

ever heard this 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

>> No.17137890

>>17137866
yeah I guess....
what if she was older though
I feel like, if a young person can win an election, they should be presiden

>> No.17137892

>>17137866
>AOC is 30...
And a fake politician to boot. Hired on casting call, packaged and marketed to be a puppet. Political equivalent of a pop singer.

>> No.17137895

>>17137859
like the constitution says you have to be 35 to be on that ticket... and when they changed it and amended it, yeah the 35 year old thing remained.

>> No.17137940

>>17137881
yeah... i uhhh am looking for the intro used in music, but im like so drunk already that I can't think clearly enough about such a fine thing from over a decade ago... I wish I had more autism power, but I won't tell you this is bad, because I liked the first minute and shut it off.

>> No.17137959

>>17137881
that katamari game was the ball you pick up shit, i never played it, but good fucking toon. This fucking guy did an amazing medley of FF6 songs... he should get some support.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1QgLqWb0rE

I never met him... but this guy worked his ass off on this and it gives me nerd chills.

>> No.17137961

>>17137892
What's your point? Half of them were born to politicians and raised to be politicians. They're the new nobility. I'm not sore that some bartender was lifted up to their level just because she had great tits.

>>17137881
Oh god this takes me back...

I legit used to listen to this soundtrack all the time. Fuck yes man... FUCK YESSSSSS

>Katamari do your best!
>nanananananana

>> No.17137962

>>17137502
True its always "my opponent bad", the modern democrats are at a different level. Christ Styer and Bloomberg have no campaign promise outside of drumpfy is bad.

>> No.17137979

>>17137961
>I'm not sore that some bartender was lifted up to their level just because she had great tits.
I will allow it if she shows more cleavage.

>> No.17137988

What broker do you guys use/like?

>> No.17137998

>>17137962
You must not have been paying attention during obama, it was the same fucking shit. Except things got so much worse under him because of the financial crisis. Kind of embarrassing they couldn't get him out of office actually, considering that headwind.

Mitch was so determined to obstruct everything he wanted to do that the government shutdown went on so long that the US credit-worthiness was downgraded because it was determined there was less certainty we would pay our debts. Probably not consequential, but embarrassing.

>> No.17138006

>>17137988
just don't get fucked in fee's and be a free spirit and make your own choices and do your own dd... you're literally unable to read the OP....

>> No.17138009

Anyone getting fearful of the pandemic getting worse?

Im selling my positions monday, ive been intending to rebuild my portfolio anyway because I know more now than I did when i built it so fears over the coronavirus is just enough motivation to get me to put in the work.

>> No.17138017

>>17138006
retard

>> No.17138024

>>17137890
Age requirement should be raised to 45 desu

>> No.17138025
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>>17137825
Anon, look at me. Stop fetishizing a vehicle.
Vehicles are temporary. Inventing is forever.

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>>17138025
I want my corpse to smack in to the windshield like a bug.

>> No.17138041

>>17137998
I never said the Republicans at the time werent obstructionist, I prefer the government deadlocked anyway but thats beside the point.

Republicans had something to run on, to pick apart his handling of the economy, the deficit, military spending, extrajudicial assassination, war. What are the dems running on? Bernie, Tulsi and Yang are the only ones with a half baked campaign and Bernie is the only one with a shot, his own major faults notwithstanding.

>> No.17138051

>up 100% on msft in my retirement account
>up a lot on msft and golf in my fun money account, $4k in a month
I should have put in more. Fuck.

>> No.17138058

>>17138025
t. fucked a pigeon

>> No.17138062
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>friday night

>> No.17138065

>>17138009
death has never scared me... I've had times I've wanted to never be born, but I have matured since then and honestly if this lung disease kills everybody... It wont kill me... my lung capacity is above average.... I don't take caugh syrup and pain killers... I cough that shit out, and pnemonia chills and shit, just hydrate breath and use like at most ibuprophen, or what ever and that's OTC shit you can get.... take like less than a full gram a day for a week is fine, but you have to push a ton of fluid... if you've got diareahaa and are shitting water... not holding the shit going in the front pipe... damn... maybe you are fucked... oxygen, di-hydrogen monoxide, and essential proteins, lipids, vitamins and minerals are all the body needs.

>> No.17138069

>>17138024
only if we also impose a max age limit of 65

>>17138062
the lolis tried to lure me recently with wine and classical music
they're evolving

>> No.17138073

>>17138017
his question is literally in the op... fuck you

>> No.17138078

>>17138041
>What are the dems running on?
As far as I can tell they want to give all monies to minorities, open the borders wide, disarm the population completely, knoife loicenses, make different laws for different races, and institute mandatory race mixed breeding programs just like the adverts.

>> No.17138081

>>17138069
70 like what was planned for Supreme court justices.
You have to remember that the USA is ageing

>> No.17138090

>>17138069
>the lolis tried to lure me recently with wine and classical music
let me know when they work their way around to xanax and 80's j-funk.

>> No.17138091

>>17138065
I dont mean fear the virus will kill you, fear that the market will take a hit because of it.

>> No.17138103

Recession when?

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>>17138103
Never. Golden Bull.

>> No.17138117

>>17138090
I think our xannies and japannies are safe for now

>>17138081
just because people are taking longer to die doesn't mean that 75-year-olds are mentally capable
you elect a 70-year-old, they'll be president until they're 74. how can you tell a 34 year old or 39 year old that they're not even allowed to run for election because of age, but someone who is 70 is OK?

>> No.17138119

Any other comfy stocks like MSFT?

>> No.17138122

>>17138103
how do we define this? 3 quarters of negativity? or what? Cause pull up transportation, DJTA in trading view... we're there...

>> No.17138130

>>17138041
They're running on orange man bad, which is really quite similar to black man bad. They're running on the fear that that trump is a regressive racist who's coming for your reproductive rights and is bad for the middle class, which isn't so different from the idea that obama is a multiracial progressive who's coming for your guns and is bad for the middle class.

Just give it 8 years, you'll see. It'll be the same shit when the next prez is up for reelection.

>> No.17138131

>>17138122
2 quarters

>> No.17138141

pull up weekly candles on this DJT, and you can see... head and shoulders... and it's honestly the wrong kind...

>> No.17138166

>>17138131
I guess you can say transportation has been in a recession since april of last year

>> No.17138178

>>17138073
Stupid fucking boomer

>> No.17138194

>>17138178
fuck you kid... i'll give you dead boomers all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSen4LGVq0

>> No.17138257

>>17138130
Dont patronize me faggot, what you or I can tell is different than what the uninformed independent voter sees. For every substantive point put forward by their campaigns or the media there are 20 about how terrible Trump is, the independent voter doesnt give a fuck about fringe issues like muh fascism.
Thats my whole point, I think the democrats have huffed their own farts for too long and they think that their base is much larger and has anything in common with the average independent.
The Republicans in 2012 were targeting Obamas record, 2020 Democrats are targeting 3 years worth of failed political theater topped off with a sham impeachment. Expect an election result similar to Clinton post impeachment.

>> No.17138263

Neil Pert died about a month ago, but he was one of the best drummers who ever lived. He was inspirational, and amazing... I just hope we all find his drive within our selves and spread it to our friends and families... Don't store it all up like he did... it drove his mind and while I was never blessed with a 10 minute drum solo at a Rush concert. and the guy inspired from drummers passed and inspired future percussionists and musicians... He was the best drummer of all time... Until some one beats him... He was the best. Nobody could come close... I'm sorry. He was that damn good.

>> No.17138267

I have 30k in cash, what's a safe bet for ~5-10% growth over the year? Also do I go in now or wait for the virus to do shit

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>>17138257
uhh, i've been inhaling this exhaust, and bullshit.... as a democrat, none of these assholes can beat trump... listen very carefully... "FOUR MORE YEARS". thanks, and remember to continue to take the black community for granted... they're going to rape murder and going to be the same.

>> No.17138296

>>17138267
SPY

>> No.17138301

>>17138267
Depends on whether you have the nuts to not sell if the market shits the bed really, you just lock in losses when you do that.

Trying to time the market is a waste of time, dollar cost average if you want but waiting does you no good.

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>>17138263
was never much a fan of Rush to be honest

>> No.17138328

>>17138296
nope... you're fucking dreaming... the highest expectations are another 10%... damn dude... spy is dead... he needs a mixxed bag of funds... >>17138257
look into greeks and brazil EZW and the greek fund, throw like 20% at those, and then get with the remaining 60% go from a new 100% 30% gold, 30% crypto and 10% into bonds with the final 30% split in the nasdaq and s&p 500.

>> No.17138350

>>17138328
Okay, boomer retard.

>> No.17138358

>>17138257
>I think the democrats have huffed their own farts for too long and they think that their base is much larger and has anything in common with the average independent.
If I were black I would be insulted by the way they have chosen to blatantly pander to my people during this campaign. Patronizing pandering to boot, with heavy implication that blacks are on a similar level to the mentally or physically disabled, who need help from the government for every little thing. It's gross.

>> No.17138374

>>17138314
I wasn't either, but as a drummer, he was the best. I've loved tons of music. To be honest most music it stays around because it's good, music is like a meme, in the sense that the good ones stick around while the bad ones kiss the dust... I just look at him as a person, and as a percussionist... nobody had a set like him... I learned not listening to him, but watching what he did and how he set his kit.... and that it's not about the job, but how it's done. some things are inspiring... I have nothing bad to say about him... maybe im lucky i've never been to a rush concert... but this song.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q739ZlkOgfQ spins through my head.very very basic.... It's still a masterpiece in my mind. It plays in my head like a retard when life gets tough.

>> No.17138383

yeah you're fucking stupid initial here so I can screencap this shit.

>> No.17138384

7 new thai cases
1 dead american in Wuhan
1 dead japanese in Wuhan

interesting note: The Japanese died of Pneumonia and was never tested for Ncov so not part of death toll, because China is hiding most deaths.

>> No.17138391

My dog is going to die I'm so sad bros

>> No.17138414

>>17138391
what kind of dog?

>> No.17138425

>>17138391
I've lost many dogs... It never gets easier, it hurts the same every fucking time.

>> No.17138428

>>17138178
Filter that retard already bro. Hopefully his fibromyalgia or sarcoidosis or COPD or whatever faggot disease he has finishes him off soon.

>> No.17138437

>>17138391
Sorry anon. This is part of the reason I have reptiles as pets now. They live a looooong time.

>> No.17138438

>>17138428
Yeah die slow and witness everybody you care about die infront of your eyes while you can't do a fucking thing to save them asshole.

>> No.17138482

omg i forgot this song... it's amazing off of black velvet from ferry corsten... this is an amazing track... "We're all made of love" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8x3GmY9vsI

>> No.17138498

>>17137799
needs more eye rolling and tongue out action

>> No.17138502

>>17138391
im sorry bro, make his last days comfy, as he tried his best to make all his days for you. we dont deserve dogs

>> No.17138503

>>17138391
Sucks man. Sorry to hear about your doggo

>> No.17138523

Do you guys buy far OTM options? What sort of time horizon do you target?

>> No.17138544

trigonometric substitutions...

>> No.17138555

>>17138523
the best thing to do with a long term far otm option is to sell further short term options against it and milk milk milk that and fuck we've pretty much done everything, you're asking a fucking basket of bad mistakes, the successful ones are partying tonight.

>> No.17138576

>>17138523
buying far otm options are cheap because of the greeks... delta gamma vega theta rho... if you can't explain the greeks back to me i don't think you should spend time asking questions and should look to understanding what drives price, supply and demand, and how those greeks relate to your options.

>> No.17138580

>>17138257
No idea where that seethe came from, I made some salient points.

Very rarely are US elections about having a good candidate, generally it's about how much you hate the other candidate. Donald owes his election, in some small part, to how much people hated humorless Hillary.

Except reelections, those are generally about how good the economy is. I expect an easy cruise to reelection for trump, and so does the market. He would have to fuck it up badly sometime before voting day to lose.

>> No.17138587

I was up over a thousand today through microsoft shares and options.

Then it all crashed with the stock after like what off a 2% high today. It even looked like it hit red for a second. Fuck I need money I'm broke

>> No.17138598

I think Blockchain based project are just awesome, DEFI use case is the nexr thing in vogue, FInnexus aims to distrupt the DEFI scene and re invent it

>> No.17138611

>>17138555
>>17138523
>>17138576
if you understand why buying a long term far out otm option can be profitable as you sell otm options... you've probably passed, but the greeks are important because interest rate can change... I get like fucking 1 answer regarding interest rates and effects on options... it's not a place to trade around. selling options and being positive theta... trading delta neutral, but you have to have an underlying.. there is no fucking freebies, and the gamma sticks around... fuck it you're better off just owning the fucking stocks and not trading derivatives.... the derivative trader tried to start a thread, but fuck he literally gave up since no one on 4chan will buy his shit he was trying to sell.

>> No.17138621

>>17138587
i've had good to bad days... like up 100k and then boom lost 50k... and literally

>> No.17138642

th worst thing... this was sept-nov. 2017 and NAK... I had 6500 1 dollar options, fucking shit fuck you assholes.

>> No.17138651

no i had like $2.50 options or some shit, fuck we were great.... fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! I hate you faggots.

>> No.17138669

i lost so much money on options, like over 100k, total trading value its like literally billions and my accountant doesn't want to do my taxes anymore. she's fucking scared.

>> No.17138675

my accountant is retiring, and i had to find some one new... but that's like done.

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ONTXchads, feeling good about Tuesday

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>>17138675
just post your statements here and we'll fill out the IRS forms for you
:D

>> No.17138816

>>17138391
I feel you anon. Mine had a hemilaminectomy 2 years ago to fix the paralysis of his back legs.. Was a tough decision to drop 6k on him or put him down. Now just last week he starts getting weak in his back legs and my wife is 6 months pregnant so I have to make sure this dog lives. Take him to the vet and thankfully they think it's just an enlarged prostate making him hurt so badly that he can't walk right. So off with his nuts. All that to say I've had 2 episodes in the last 2 years where I thought I might lose mine and it's terrible.

>> No.17138841

>>17138740
I HAVE OVER 50 EMPLOYEES.

>> No.17138855

>>17138740
YOU NEED MY EIN AND, FOR EACH ID? THAT'S PLEASE CLIENT PROPRIETARY, DON'T MAKE ME BREAK THE LAW.

>> No.17138872

>>17138740
SO EVERY WEEK I PAID THEM... AND I PAYED SOME MORE THAN OTHERS, AND I ALREADY USE ADP, SO SHOULD I JUST TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF?

>> No.17138882

>>17138740
I DO PAY MANY BONUSES, EVERY WEEK AND MONTHLY YEARLY, BONUSES ARE HOW YOU GET PEOPLE WORKING HARDER... ONCE THEY HEAR THE WORD BONUS THEY WORK HARDER.... THOSE ARE STILL IN ADP AND YOU'RE FUCKING BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE... I'VE BEEN AUDITED 4 FUCKING TIMES.

>> No.17138894

I actually audit my own company 2 times a year. and use that to make it better.

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>>17138882
I'm auditing you right now
hope you're paying the taxes right on those bonuses :^)

>> No.17138904

The greatest thing is we are so jewish with our record keeping and conservative we've never broken a single law...

>> No.17138917

>>17138901
wwait i employed called some one else i employed a nigger... and the nigger was a wwoman and got raped....

>> No.17138918

>>17138894
baggie you've had enough to drink
its time to close the thread and go to sleep

>> No.17138937

>>17138917
make sure you fill out the Form-8931 properly for that situation

>> No.17138948

>>17138901
I'm not going to lie... this case happened..... the dude accused of rape has a wife and 3 daughters... she shows up for 2 weeks quits and sues. then my lawyers found she did this before we didn't press for fraud on her... we let it go, but shoot she was the worst kind of cunt... and she targeted the wrong dude, he's literally a married man with 3 daughters, he has more women than he needs.

>> No.17138954

>>17138918
no im not done... I have to finish these last 3-4 shots of vodka... i know when im done.

>> No.17138960

>>17138937
i don't need this one... wait... i can write off more now... fuck my fucking morons might not use this one too... i must thank you. Thanks again.

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>>17138058
birds are VERY importtand!

>> No.17138980

>>17138937
I think this form doesn't work anymore... because of new laws. It was a great thought.. but after the housing bust this shit no longer mattered...

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>>17138967
I would be inclined to agree.

>> No.17139029

fuck... the world is going to suck... between kyoto and the shit in china... the chinks and nips are fucked... just get a nice gook girl, and uhh build a nice thing, i'm so lucky to have her walking in the dooor right now.

>> No.17139051

Uhhhh so theres officially a dead american and japanese from corona virus. They died inside China.

The American died yesterday and we're just learning about it now. I wonder if this has anything to do with them not releasing their growth numbers.

>> No.17139137

>>17139051
>I wonder if this has anything to do with them not releasing their growth numbers.
They're releasing numbers, it's just assumed those numbers are heavily fudged. As for 24 hour delay on death report that sounds like a fairly reasonable time frame to release that information given the things that have to occur before media gets the info; family informed, confirmation of ncov, particulars of death. The bigger thing would be american dying IN america.

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>>17139029
Corona-chan revealed to me the newest hot fashion; the qipao.
China please overthrow your government so that the world can be shown the power of chinese women. That would be dope.
I had more pictures but they're gone. They were way better than this gif, god damn it

also, long Gilead Sciences? I don't know where this came from, and it seems EXTREMELY early to call anything a cure.
Likely won't even work in humans apparently, but it's worth investing in anyway. China will probably claim it works just to reduce fear... Worth a hundred bucks to gamble on, or swing
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-04/trials-of-gilead-coronavirus-drug-in-china-could-start-next-week?utm_medium=social&cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_content=business

>> No.17139151

>>17139140
The high slit is top sexy dress arrangement. Sadly somewhat out of fashion in the west.

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>>17139140
qipao is numero uno

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>>17139137
They were scheduled to release economic data Friday morning, and they just didn't. They told the press sorry boys come back later.

That's a good point about the delay though, it isn't too suspicious. And yes, that's always been the assumption. If an American dies in America from nCoV, especially if they did't go to China, then we'll be in for some real nice cheapies and a nice big Vix spike.

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I just finished schtupping a brap hog I met through a friend.

What do you guys do when post nut clarity hits? For me, it's placing an order for $9 ERIC calls expiring on 2/21 while she's in my bathroom showering and cleaning up.

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>>17139172
>Mfw I can't believe this thread is still up.

I guess I work fast.

>She gets here with liquor, mixers, and snacks/light food
>We have a mixed drink
>Shots after
>She foreplay for like 5 min
>More shots
>Even more shots
>WE fuck

She's going to make me breakfast in the morning too. I love chubby girls.

ERIC call order is in too. Join in and get some free money lads.

>> No.17139195

>>17139151
that gif is old as fuck... you should see my sketch book... i never had time to actually get fabric and stuff... fuck women's clothing for bodies that are like not 200 lbs fatties... i've got a ton of pages, i didn't have as much experience and it's almost a lost art, but dimensions are easy... it's all angles and tapering... fuck now you faggots know I can work a sewing machine and are going to make fun of me for that too... fuck it. I get called faggot, filtered and told to kill my self almost every fucking day.

fuck I can design elegance that's very tasteful similar to what you see in that gif, obviously the incorporation and bull shit of a guise of anonymity is no longer there.

>> No.17139219

>>17139195
sewing is cool

but if you're into making dresses and wearing them... you might get made fun of for that.

>> No.17139234

>>17139195
I didn't know you were a homosexual baggie. That's pretty based.

>> No.17139246

>>17139195
>now you faggots know I can work a sewing machine
Cool! I make my own winter stuff; mufflers, toques, gloves. The cost savings in worthwhile as it's just fleece (and some leather for gloves).

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>>17138688
Either it moons or it drops to .20
>>17139195
Sewing is cool desu.

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>>17139151
Watch it become the new 'niche' nightwear, like the virgin killer and the tops with holes in the middle.
Those nightwears are easily breakable though; the qipao looks well made if you ask me. And it connects with my carnal urge to tear apart something that looks proper and neat! Win win.
All this 'racists are turning the coronavirus into a cute girl' news will eventually get into the minds of the younger, impressionable adults.
Even the ones that call it disgusting will see the power a qipao holds. Girls love to turn heads.

>>17139195
That's actually really cool! I own an elna explore 320, but I've been caught up with selling stuff that it's taken over my worktable.

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>>17138611
I guess i wont ask about it again

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R8 my portfolio, frens.

>> No.17139298

im so fucking sick of being poor
its time to use capitalism against itself

im going to start gambling, and if that doesn't work, im getting into crypto

>> No.17139299 [DELETED] 

>>17139172
It depends where I made the cum... like when im balls deep for the next minute im still in her and holding her.. kissing her... then we keep the tissues close to the bedside so she cleanse me off and i clean her off sometimes too, but the last time she was asking me to cum on her face I just couldn't... She's literally jerking me off and asking for it... and I just had to say no lets get cooking.. we just ate some food and talked... I just don't do that.... The sperm is literally my children, and noped. ok before I was with my girl friend... i did cum on a girls face, and while i was 69ning i came in this chicks mouth, and probably spewed my sperm alll over the fucking place. Damn balls replenish that shit every day and that's fucking tons of cum.... honestly im 31, i've been with over a dozen girls... call me a man whore but, damn it's not that many girls.

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>>17139285
Killyourself/10

>> No.17139319

>>17139285
not rainbow enough to be gay... get some real indigo and fucking make a nice spectrum... what you want good parts, just recolor the shit and what ever rebalance your bio-tech a bit.

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>>17139298
>sick of being poor
>im going to start gambling
>crypto
It's like it's predetermined for some people to be poor-- programmed in some how.

>> No.17139322

>>17139299
Get some rest my man. :^)

>> No.17139324

>>17139285
obviously you are a woman, and I hope you do well.

>> No.17139326

>>17139320
just you wait, preppy bitch boy

>> No.17139331

>>17139326
Wishing you luck pal.

>> No.17139332

>>17139322
she's watching fucking soap operas in the bedroom dude... she's probably passed the fuck out, but they play on and on, thanks T, AT&T, fucking direct TV... I just wanna pass out.

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>>17139285
Serious question. how did you pick these companies/stocks? Did you value them yourself? How does one even arrive at building a portfolio of things that trade OTC? Shit

>> No.17139405

>>17139365
those are nano-caps, they're just pure speculation or some one is holding a bag and shilling for no reason... sometimes something big can be about to happen and leaks occur, but it's not really that large, and the time it takes is like a week... otc shit stocks also get shilled because some one shilled something that got delisted, and still shills action on the bounces after a bankruptcy.

>> No.17139413

>>17139365
then some people do independent research on a trend, and some of these nano-caps bounce hard because of nothing more than a google search, good news or bad, all publicity is welcomed in bubbles... hype and momentum.

>> No.17139420

>>17139365
you just don't want to be holding during the bankrupcy... people will dive in and trade liquidity, but it's a game of hot potato and you don't wanna end up like me holding the bag on a fucking 3 cent stock that goes to 1.24

>> No.17139430

>interest rate curve inverted
>everyone was saying this meant a recession
>SPY at fucking $332

faux alarme?

>> No.17139431

the worst feeling in the world is she's going to try to wake me up and have sex but i won't wake up.... i should have went to bed 2 hours ago.

>> No.17139433

>>17139430
just look broader future... we're kinda fucked.

>> No.17139506

>>17139319
>>17139324
Ignore the colour scheme. It's random and I can't change it. The two biotech stocks are so huge because one just blew up right after I bought it and I'm holding it now, the other I've had for a few years now.

>> No.17139522

>>17139506
no don't deny your self to try to be some one you aren't... women are more than welcome here in 4channel

>> No.17139529

>>17139433
how? china chilled the fuck down. only thing that could disrupt all of this is the elections. what do you mean we're fucked?

>> No.17139546

>>17139529
the Chinese aren't going to be working for at least another week.
if there are any plastic/electronic goods or gadgets that you want to buy in the next couple months, buy them now just to be safe.

>> No.17139557

>>17139546
Some of you are alright, make sure to enjoy the great deals on electronics at your local Best Buy tomorrow...

>> No.17139559

>>17139506
so what we are trying to do here is make everybody win, so you've got a ton of your eggs in two baskets, like most women like you, but imagine a floating fireplace behind you warming you and it looks like fire with a snakeskin spiral staircase, but this is where the bar is... all stingray skin, blue and white with the deep red from natural redwoods and a cherry stain, and a coating of epoxy resin bi-part polymer to finish the top. so you can see the natural wood grains and finish below. Tell me more you'd like to know.

>> No.17139570

>>17139285
Not great. Pharma stocks are the shitcoins of the stock market.

>> No.17139603

>>17138267
fuck the virus. There is always something "happening" as in media telling you something to scare you off doing anything, including investing. If it's not the virus, it's ww3, iran, north korea, syria, the impeachment, government shutdown, impending recession... the bullshit never ends. 5-10% a year is a completely attainable goal. Put the money on decent ETFs like SPY that follow the SP500 index and fucking forget about it.

>>17139285
a meme portfolio, great way to lose your money. congrats!

Xiaomi is a good pick tho.

>> No.17139609

>>17138621
61 tripfag posts. This guy is going to blow his brains out soon, I can do tell.

>> No.17139638

>>17139603
Meh, with most of them I'm far in the black. Two of them aren't going too well but those are also the ones I've put the least amount of money in.

>> No.17139644

i can't even sell a dragon claw hook on steam with out a fucking 14 day hold? all i wanted to do was buy games for strangers.

>> No.17139662

sorry i don't want to give valve/steam any money, but i have 3 of these pudge hooks from dota-2 and i'm a little pissed off because i do want to play civilization 6, but i can't get a game because of all the dlc i need to buy and i'm not giving them a credit card.

>> No.17139664

>>17139298
going to the casino is a great way to use capitalism against itself! Good to see you've figured things out - go stick it to the man! Just remember when you lose all your money that it wasn't your fault and if you double down you can beat the system!

>> No.17139670

>>17139285
>a majority of his money is in pharma stocks
you are gambling, not investing

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>>17139662
buy Europa Universals IV
also buy Heart of Crown

>> No.17139679

>>17139664
you under estimate shit... they have a gaming commission and bureaucracy... the tax collection ends up fucking the lower class again and again... those can be good jobs, and people can be happy, but they're actually just glorified servers, who have to be able to do a great job. casinos can lose money to shrinkage, but the new chips they have, yeah you're not getting out with them.

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is shorting the EURO the ultimate meta move for a european?

>> No.17139701

no i want to go on about the new chips... they have the readers, and cameras at the cages... the big chips like the blacks or cranberries they're unable to counterfeit because of the reader... shit i hate thinking about cheating, but you have to always prepare for criminals... that's why you lock the door.

>> No.17139711

wait wtf you litchrally have to pay to trade?

>> No.17139742

I rode out that majority of the gains this week then stuck in a cash fund on Thursday before the markets dipped. Feels good man and comfy being in a cash fund for now

>> No.17139748

>>17139711
yeah the 11.5% spread is steep.

>> No.17139764

im so pissed off they want a 14-day hold and like i'd walk over there and give them a fresh urine sample to show them how I feel.

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>>17137581
jesus fucking christ please stop

>> No.17139802

>>17139786
i've been looking all over for this. thanks!

>> No.17139836

>>17139802
go on a forum more suited to your insatiable need for attention, you are shitting on this thread

>> No.17139838

>>17139681
depends on the lots you're willing to trade lad... you can easily get screwed in forex if you're trading with leverage you're unwilling to lose. just trade everything

>> No.17139858

>>17139836
this thread was always a toilet bowl... maybe you've been here all summer or something... but back in robinhood general... shit we even changed the name of the thread... how many times have you made the OP faggot?

>> No.17139871

>>17139836
You ever see the thread kicked off /biz/ and dead so you just fucking go to the archive and remake it?

>> No.17139875

alright im in lads
how do i make money off brexit

>> No.17139879

>>17139836

we will make a new thread, but we haven't hit bump limit newfag.

don't fucking act like you know shit about this thread

>> No.17139900

>>17139875
you missed two chances, but on a manufacturing side is basically airbus from the cac40 and a short boeing position for like 4 weeks. short 10k boeing and long 10k airbus and fucking after 4 weeks you net a gain, but we're correcting, and you're going to have to have too stay to a 2.5% loss and get out.

>> No.17139905

>>17139858
>>17139871
>>17139879
You are either on meth or have serious mental health issues.
>We will
>we even changed
>we haven't
hard cringe

>> No.17139912

>>17139875
we're late on this >>17139900... brexit trade would be short silver... /pmg/ wants everybody to buy the shit, but it's physically useless shit. and heavy.. people will pump it, and on brexit dump it.

>> No.17139917

>>17139905
yeah cringe, dilate and go fuck your self, short silver on the hard brexit.

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>>17139905
so why don't you make the next thread. fucking here's your dick if you want to keep posting about your self have fun.

>> No.17139941

>>17139905
>>17139933
Want an icepack?

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Alright boys, whats the next hot micro / small cap meme?

>> No.17139987

fuck... london isn't opening today is it... fuck weekends.

>> No.17139998

yoou don't need that shit, just short silver on brexit day, the whole world will dump their bags, i guess you can buy ahead of the moment.

>> No.17140022

so just buy silver until june 30th and then dump it the 29th... this is literally the easiest fucking thing to do ever.

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>>17139285
>That pharma
Do yourself a favour and just put it all on red. Way quicker

>> No.17140036

>>17139998
You realize Brexit day was a week ago, right?

>> No.17140047

you have like 3 months to push silver, but dump it too.. this will be fun, lets just trade SLV options and fucking wait a month before... so like may we collar and set up our fucking move and hit both ends of the cone.

>> No.17140064

>>17140036
no there's a grace proposition... i'm not a fucking labor party fagot that voted remain because i'm not one of those types of people, but here we get end of june for our pump and dump, and accumulate now through mid march and set your collar and win.... dump the silver like may day
fuck may 5 communism appreciation day.... yeah dump it ahead of that... fuck

>> No.17140071

>>17140036
>>17139998
lmao, go to bed clown

>> No.17140078

>>17140064
you're so fucking stupid and incoherent it physically hurts

>> No.17140089

anticipate silver vix to spike around may 5th, and fuck you get another month to see the actual value... i would be short at the end of june,. short silver and long gold... but this will create a divergence, however between now and then the corona-virus could hurt everything, plus this will be first quarter earnings season...

>> No.17140113

>>17140078
well i drink vodka from the russians, and gin from the motherland... which is SNP far north faggot. dilate and kys, make sure to buy silver after you fucks leave.

>> No.17140167

>>17140071
>>17140078
also remember your unable to actually build aircraft on your own with out france, and well, you're breaking all of your ties with these allies you thought were yours.... not to mention your countries inability to feed its self with out scotland and it's rich pastures. I don't have to post demographics because im afraid you might attack some one in parlament. I will forever cry in the streets of belfast Ireland.

>> No.17140182

whats your entire portfolio look like, baggy?

>> No.17140183

fuck it fuck yoou, this forum is literally shit... I just gave you a great move for the next 3 months, if you can't work with it you're fucking retarded...

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oh yeah i'm out of here, tell a jannie to ban me.

>> No.17140299

>>17139786
All your picture shows is that tripfags bring light and colour to a full thread

Based tripfags

>> No.17140304 [DELETED] 

ok fine.. fuck niggers, fuck jannies, and fuck democrats, their votes in new hampshire won't matter because that state is now red. also fuck niggers, and the jannies. The Jews are great, and fuck people who prefer false prophets like mexicans and their jesus and the goat fuckers with their guy who was discovered killing jews and lead to an announcement about allah and how allah did it. Don't kill jews, we will fucking make your life a living hell.

>> No.17140327

i hate i had to wait until sunrise to get that off my chest thanks

>> No.17140435

>88 posts
christ

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>>17140435
A Heil to that

>> No.17140688

>>17140662
Anime nazis are so fucking cringe

>> No.17140913

>baggie
dude what lmao

>> No.17140971

>>17137959
FF6 was the greatest game ever made.

Got it for my 11th birthday. Was so happy ToysRUs had one left in the plastic display sleeve.

>> No.17141016

Take a look at blockchain projects, DEFI based projects are great..finnexus

>> No.17141195

Why do I have a feeling momday will be red?

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Buy Amazon as soon as you can!

>>17139786
Feels like I haven't seen that comic used in 10 years.

>> No.17141292

this tripfag has to khs

>> No.17141450

>when the bags your holding are your uncles balls

#JustBaggieThings

>> No.17141467

my IBM puts are down a lot...

>> No.17141616

>>17140183
Baggie? More like baghead

>> No.17141676

Remember frens, leverage IS your fren!

>> No.17141728

i want to buy into this nintendo dip, just not really sure how long i should wait

>> No.17141748
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I have $29k into Wealthfront and get back ~$450 a year in dividends. Is this on the right track or should I switch investing all myself instead of using the roboadvisor?

>> No.17141786

>>17138267
I'd say AMRN but only because I like Biotech

>> No.17141848

>>17141728
any idea on why did it dip? Not the virus, please

>> No.17141862

>>17141848
could very well have been the virus. its a good company though and i have faith that it will maintain an upward trend for rest of the year atleast, so buying the dip just feels like a good idea to me

>> No.17141866

>>17141786
AMRN is an absolute steal at its current price, but it looks like it may go down further. I'd wait a bit.

>> No.17141890

taketwo lads

>> No.17141915
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This feels so fucking good yet I didn't do any research. Put out money it and roboadvisor does the rest.

>> No.17141916

>>17141862
>>17141728
Virus is definitely part of it.

They didn’t meet analysts expectations for the quarter, they claimed they would not be releasing a new model of the switch this year, and they warned that this nCov would inevitably hurt production.

>> No.17141980

>>17141748
It depends on if you think you have a decent chance of being more profitable if you did it all yourself. Some people just won't be and will lose money, but I think reasonable intelligent people have a high likelihood of getting a much better return.

With your Wealthfront account, you have to figure what you're getting as the return of your investments, and not just the dividends. You compare this to a benchmark like the S&P 500 and you can match or exceed that benchmark if you're doing it yourself. That part isn't hard, people can do it just with ETFs. You just have to watch the risk that you take on.

>> No.17142001

>>17138267
SAVA.

You'll thank me when it's over $100/ share by EOY21.

>> No.17142011

>>17141916
so it's literally the news and the quarter. Might be a good buy and hold indeed.

>> No.17142031

>>17142011
Nintendo stock will never be the same as it was during the Wii times, anon.

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https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-china-health-foxconn/china-blocks-foxconn-plan-to-restart-plants-due-to-coronavirus-nikkei-idUKKBN2020B3

Ptus. Puts for everyone.

>> No.17142041

>>17141915
Yeah the roboadvisor thing is the future of investing since it will only get better and better, but people that are not lazy can just do it themselves and not have to pay the fee (even though it's not that much as far as I know). But my friend told me during a market dump they completely ignore you, so I hope you're the patient person and not the guy that looks at his long term stocks on a daily basis and panics as soon as the market drops 1%.

>> No.17142051

Why do calls seem to make more money than just owning the stock

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>nhentai in the op

>> No.17142106

>>17139786
>>17139905
Baggie/LCIguy...is...definitely...autistic...

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>>17142051

>> No.17142161

>>17142051
More risk. Leverage. The con is theta.

>> No.17142281

I'm getting generic ads for Takeda Pharmaceuticals on Youtube. Buy SNSS

>> No.17142627

Why is the stock market so fucking addictive.

>> No.17142635

>>17142627
money out of thin air?

>> No.17142638
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I didn't sell my MSFT calls on Friday...

>> No.17142735

>>17142627
the stock market is literally a glorified casino, albeit relatively securer, unless you only do options

>>17142638
just hold MSFT, assuming you didn't buy short term ones

>> No.17142824

>>17137502
Democrats/liberals in any country are definitely bigger faggots than Republicans/conservatives.

>> No.17142855

This weekly coronavirus fear/dip/recovery cycle is becoming quite predictable. Want to pick up some cheap calls next week

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Bong here, I've been using my Revolut account for trading but I want to try out options trading, any suggestions for low-fee platforms? I'm 36,000 places down on the Robinhood waiting list...

>> No.17142897

gonna watch the big short cause i cant take this stock market being closed on the weekend bullshit

>> No.17142916

>>17142877
post card

>> No.17142938

>>17142877
pretty sure robinhood is US only right? unless they changed it recently to accept some other countries

>> No.17142941

>>17142916
why? got standard and silver metal

>> No.17142957

>>17142938
for now but it's coming to UK, very long waiting list though.

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>>17142941
because they're sexy

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>>17142976

>> No.17143094

can poor leafs make money trading too?
or is low fees and deposits only for America

>> No.17143098

>>17143050
thx anon, metal cards get me hard for some reason

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Anyone here know what they will be talking about based on this information?

>> No.17143141

>>17143105
>they
who?

>> No.17143202

>>17143141
hello newfriend, welcome to smg

>> No.17143203

>>17143141
ontx

>> No.17143205

Go big on Disney, lads! Current price below average target price and you gotta love their aggressive streaming strategy.

>> No.17143226

>>17143203
oh is noblecon the thing we're waiting for on tuesday?

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>>17143205
disney+ definitely lookin better than AAPL tv lmao

>> No.17143257

>>17143226
tues is feb 11

>> No.17143268

>>17143257
yeah i asked before checking.
just woke up so am still babble posting.
pay no mind

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You guys should invest in HBM (hudbay minerals)

It's cheap and about to explode right now.
From 3.05 a share to 7.45

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>>17143254
>this kike tv is better than this kike tv!

>> No.17143315

>>17143290
Well, $5-7

But you pretty much double your money.

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>>17143290
finna buy this Satsuma dip
will look into hudbay

>> No.17143352

>>17143302
>not making money on kike tv as the soi gets excited for new products
jews are best as slaves, and the market is their yoke

>> No.17143426

So I want to open a Charles Schwab account with around 10k so I can do some traveling with their zero atm fees. How exactly do these accounts work? Would they do any investing with it or would I myself have the option to buy/sell stocks with it? and just withdraw from an ATM machine whenever?

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but seriously folks, it's not like it's gonna actually STAY here r-r-right?

>> No.17143550

So, what are the predictions currently for what's going on with nCoV next week? Bullish or Bearish and why?

>> No.17143568

If im in this for the short term say 3-6months is CHAD a good buy I have 1k and i hear a lot of different thing about inverse EFT's what are your thoughts?

>> No.17143590

>>17143445
Kek'd fuck no. We will obviously head to $6, if that doesn't hold then a grind down to $3-2 for the next ~2 years or something. I love trading stocks that are in a massive downtrend though and I already have resting orders placed

>> No.17143596

>>17143290
i wish you recommendation sorts would actually say why it's supposedly gonna "explode". i'd never invest in anything i didn't understand.

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>>17142877
>there is a waiting list to lose all your money
robinhood was a mistake

>> No.17143606

>>17143568
Also thoughts on the fear index and sqqq? I was looking at those as well

>> No.17143613

>>17143596
In all sincerity, I am just looking at the line, the stock history, and analysts ratings.

It all points to a buy.
It may not be, but the next Earnings report is coming on the 20th

>> No.17143635

>>17143596
>>17143613
I've got 15k already invested.

>> No.17143646

>>17143105
>"Big News" coming for ONTX soon™
>Oh and we're doing a reverse split and more offering

>> No.17143658

>>17143426
I just transfer money from my schwab brokerage to checking account

>> No.17143663

>>17143613
>>17143635
what's the fundamental story of the stock though? what do they make, what are their financials like, their debt, their revenue, etc? how hype are people about it, or just the general sentiment? these are just a few of the important things to know. this is also why i generally avoid penny stocks because these are all usually trash pump&dump schemes and i don't like investing in pipe dreams.

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redpill me on SAGE
seems like a lot of bump potential

>> No.17143695

>>17143663
The story of the stock is that they're a copper mining company based in Canada, Latam, and the USA.

I would have to say the main reason for the jumping and dipping in their stock is because they are collectively worth more at certain points in their lifespan, and worth less at others.

This pattern has been repeating itself for years.

I am counting on it continuing, so I am buying in.

>> No.17143707

>>17143663
>>17143695
I've got a feeling they're set for bankruptcy in the future though, and they've got loads of debt, but they're alright for the pump & dump.

>> No.17143711

what's a good(or best) app to use to look up company/stock financial info and news?

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>>17143695
>what's the fundamental story of the stock though?
>DUDE IT GOES UP AND DOWN LMAO

>> No.17143728

>>17143711
FinViz is really good.

>> No.17143738

>>17143711
i use thinkorswim and tdameritrade for news and info, and google search for just news if the prior two are just turning out Dow Jones reports and nothing really juicy that seems to correspond with some action on their share price

>> No.17143745

>>17143665
looks like shit. i remember when they tanked because their drug failed or whatever, that gigantic red candle where they lost like 60% overnight even though they were a $200/share company at one point. scary and sobering stuff.

you guys really gotta stop looking at analyst ratings, they're often bullshit. the price action, volume, and company financials/management never lie.

ALL THAT ASIDE, if you DID want to get in, seems like $60 is a pretty obvious support level. maybe play it from around $60 to around $80. idk shit about the company though so i'd want to know what kind of catalysts they've got coming up, how they're supposedly gonna recover from that major loss with the drug fail, etc. why should i invest if they just shit the bed so hard? i'd need some really strong convincing after an event like that and the current ranging it's doing, it's not trending now it's just flat after that.

>>17143728
2nd'ing this. also fantastic for screening for stocks based on specific criteria.

>> No.17143769

>>17143715
I've made 1k in trading so far and have at least the standard 10% return.

My line of thinking isn't bad at all.

>> No.17143772

>>17143745
yeah i just looked for it because i might actually make a literal meme portfolio (PEPE, etc).
will dig around tho cause memes aside it does look actionable

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>>17143769
didn't say it was, just thought it was funny dude asking for financials and such and you hit him with the "buy low sell high"
if anything i admire it

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>ONTX
look at the increase in volume

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What's wrong with pharma stocks, /smg/?

>> No.17143784

>>17143781
this is gonna have a crazy month

>> No.17143801

>>17143782
nothing as long as you understand their inherent riskiness.*

*outside of giants like ABBV or MRK who are far less speculative in nature

>> No.17143803

>>17143715
I believe he said the value of the company is relative to its assets, which have been cyclical
There are many cyclical businesses and their price fluctuates even though you'd think "this company makes money in the winter, so its summer earnings will be less than its winter earnings" would be priced in but somehow it isn't (or worse, it's still a "met, beat, or below analyst estimates" shit)

>> No.17143806

>>17143728
>>17143738
alright, thx for the info guys

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>>17143782
they seem to live and die on R&D and development.
seems like all topics around pharma stocks have to do with trials and approvals and what not, and not contracts around clients etc.
so the same thing that's good and bad about them is the same thing that's good and bad about penny stocks.
at least that's how i look at them as a complete retard.

>> No.17143822

>>17143772
idk why you're looking at the weekly though, at least look at the daily or intraday timeframes. i don't really see it as a good long term investment but it could be good for day or swing trading. generally speaking you want a fundamental reason why they would go up or down before you make a trade. like i can give you several reasons why i know AMD is going to continue making higher highs this year. you have to know what you own. you'd also probably want to really investigate why their drug failed and how they (management) reacted to it in the weeks after. i remember when i was trading RAD a while back when they got up to i think $9 or so after ER and then dumped back down to under $7 (i shorted it from around $8, made a grand in a couple hours), but then they fired a bunch of management and put in new management that really turned the company around apparently, now they're at around $13. this, after a lot of people during the time i traded it were saying the company would likely go bankrupt. this is the sort of stuff you want to look into.

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>>17143822
>why weekly
was backing out to three years to get a sense of their range to assess their current share price is all
>fundamental reason why
absolutely, gonna dig around for this, probably will come up short and end up staying away

>> No.17143848

>>17143782
the speculative penny stock-ish ones? they generally don't have any revenue and are entirely built on the dream of "well, if they ARE successful, I could make 10000000000x my money!" but most fail. in a game about finding high-probability setups, they have shitty odds usually. that said, there's nothing wrong with playing the hype, buying the rumor and selling before the catalyst event everyone is hyped for even occurs. it's a good edge that you can make a lot of money from just doing that over and over.

>> No.17143856

out of curiosity, does anyone have any good success stories from listening to someone on 4chan in regards to trading? I know the site is known for trolling/memes and autism but I know there a lot of smart people that post on here. just curious

>> No.17143859

Friendly reminder to buy T.

>> No.17143877

>>17143856
i'm up on ONTX and SNSS because of people on here.
probably wouldn't know they exist if i didn't come here.

>> No.17143904

>>17143838
well if you learn anything feel free to share it here. if im around at the time i'd probably read it, im passionate about both FA and TA in stocks. even if i didn't invest in it i still like to hear out people's reasoning for their investment decisions.

after that huge dump i just wouldn't consider SAGE very "safe" like AMD where it's looking like it's going to return to the strong uptrend it has been on for months now and they have a ton of great stuff coming out (Big Navi GPU that is supposedly the NVIDIA killer, rumors that Apple is going to switch from Intel to AMD chips in their new Macs, and most of all the new PS5 and new xbox coming out at the end of this year. all of this coupled with some of the best and most beloved management in the industry). i also know it's a hugely popular stock. for long term investments i like to look for things like this in a company, and im also an EE so i actually understand the electronics they create. i don't understand pharmaceuticals but if someone works in the industry they often will invest in those companies because they can read the research articles and actually understand wtf is going on.

>> No.17143948

>>17143935
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>> No.17144079

>>17143877
checked, you can find gems here if you know how to look