/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17142469
curry

>>17142469
>>17142475
Buy bsv

>>17142469
buy bsv sir

>>17142469
because you missed out the bottom

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. Creg Right is gay and there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. vishnu transmorphed unironically into satoj. Bitcoin rupee was just the first step. the lalachi people have started making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. the cows poo more. vishnu needs to poop to survive. Once in full human form in our culture, the vishnu will literally be able to destoy and slowly poo over literally everything

Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after taking a gay cruise to mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter using curry codes, running simulations about Deep Space of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by developing "hashish power" aka the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos in our culture.

BFI (~Blockchain Foundation of India~) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works, a fake idol/god named Aaarashivaya). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. ******* was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses hindi transaction malleability- the only appropriate method). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original BSV and unlock Vishnu onto the planet to destroy the blockchain once and for all...
Back to hashish power. CSW has developed a new asic (designed by vishnu on Poolip). This asic is used to **** out Bitcoin. and make the difficulty to grow sky high. Then yanking all the Btc to BSV, leaving the BTC chain erectly frozen.

>>17142515
OMG...

I fucking LOVE Biz memes.

Biz is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy.

No, all I'm saying is, when I enter any BSV thread it just reeks of rancid poo.

>>17142515
Kek. Have a (you)

>>17142522
Fucking cringe.

>>17142499
Look at that smug fucking face. If there is anyone you shouldn't trust in the crypto space it's faketoshi.