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hi /biz/, 29 y.o femanon here.

I want to become a twitch e-thot, what should my brand name be? i want to be a sexy scientist

>> No.17136388

Ada Cumface
Madame Cunty
Those are the only two female scientists.

>> No.17136394

>>17136348
you know the rules femanon

>> No.17136400

>>17136348
>29
Granny Gravity

>> No.17136412

>>17136400
this
/thread

>> No.17136428

>>17136348
Body of Knowledge

Being an e-thit does not make you a businessman though. It's not a business. A business you can scale up. This is more like a hobby that you're actually going to get paid for. But good luck you're not learning any life skills with it. The best you can possibly do is save the money and invest in real businesses. Of course it would be impossible to attract a man after this. So you could start purchasing cat furniture as well.

>> No.17136439

>>17136348
SexyScientist

That’ll be 1.2 oz silver, please

>> No.17136452

>>17136388
more like madam president

>> No.17136464

>>17136348
Tits first

>> No.17136466

>>17136348
>I want to be a thot
>I want to be a scientist

You must choose one.

>> No.17136479

>>17136394
We are still waiting

>> No.17136482
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>>17136348
>what should my brand name be?

I have the perfect one for you. Whipping out those titties or seeing your thotty ass the fuck out of here.

>> No.17136494
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>>17136400
Jej.

>> No.17136547

>>17136348
i just want to build a brand

>> No.17136560

>>17136547
Show your tits you dumb bitch maybe it will stir our creative juices

>> No.17136572

>>17136348
Does your asshole smell good? My dream is to smell a woman's asshole.

>> No.17136575

>>17136348
Jill nye the slutty guy

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>>17136560

>> No.17136649

>>17136587
show benis

>> No.17136659
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>>17136479
>>17136394
This isn't /b/ newfags that rule doesn't apply. Stop trying to get our lady friends banned for posting nudes there are some real cuties lurking this year

>> No.17136679

>>17136659
well I’m interested in an answer to this at least >>17136572

>> No.17136694

>>17136572
Assholes smell like faint poop sweat and bath soap at best. It's not very pleasant, their shit smells like yours.

>>17136348
Something cute or a little sexy but not whorish. What kind of scientist?

>> No.17136697

>>17136679
it smells like shit

>> No.17136711

>>17136694
not faint poop sweat just straight up shit

i have ibs so
maybe brap videos?

>> No.17136712

>>17136697
based, thank you madam

>> No.17136714

>>17136659
It applies to the entire internet, you simp faggot. So what, there's billions of cute pictures of girls on the internet. What use are they to us if they're not showing us their tits? Bottom line, you don't get your "tee hee i'm a grrlll" status back unless you show tits.

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>>17136697
>>17136697

>> No.17136731

>>17136711
Ok, you've had your fun, but a thread full of guys asking you for tits is still attention.

Playtime's over. We're done with you unless your next post is tits and timestamp.

>> No.17136803

DUBS DECIDE MY TWITCH NAME.

>> No.17136824

>>17136803
thotinator

>> No.17136833

>>17136803
Empty3ggCarton1991

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>>17136833

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>>17136714
They get banned for posting tits on blue boards. I guess tits with nipples hidden would do. Or feet, like the sexy bizette from the other week

>> No.17136979

>>17136803
RectalTsunami

>> No.17136993

>>17136833
Lmao came to post this

>> No.17137003

>>17136400
gotta say, im tearing up over this kek

>> No.17137006

>>17136803
>>17136711
Maybe brappgirl or fartbae or something similarly dumb. Your brand can be ripping loud farts during the stream

>> No.17137041

>>17136400
Ding ding ding

Sage

>> No.17137049

>>17137006
Kek this. I like "Brappette"

>> No.17137114

>>17136659
ew american girls look soo old...
and u say slavs are grannies afteer 30?
look at this whore she looks on 35

>> No.17137135

>>17137114
Shes 34 lurk more

>> No.17137178
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17137178

There are females on this board???

>> No.17137194

>>17136348
>29 y.o
so you finally hit the wall and are finally seeking to get a grip?
typical

>> No.17137201

>>17137178
Nigger Adelyn Zhou shit posts daily.

>> No.17137214

>>17136572

You've never wiped your ass and then sniffed it? That's what ass smells like.

>> No.17137227

>>17136348
My suggestion is
Princess Eve

Eve was the whore that doomed us all to live in the purgatory because she listened to the (((snake))) and ate the apple.

You want to be an e-whore so why not choose the name of the most famous whore?

As for 'Princess', it sounds better if you just want guys to look at you and lust over your cleavage. If you want those betabois to be your finslaves then choose 'Queen' instead of 'Princess'.

>> No.17137239

>>17137201
Who?

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>>17137114

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>>17137239
Momma thats who

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>>17137135
yeah old cunt with filtres trying to get cocks here keek

look at britney spears her 38 y.o and looks on 55 y.o american after 30 became grannies

>> No.17137319

>>17137247
truth hurts americans are fatso and grannies?

>> No.17137328

>>17136348
boobeinstein the science thot

>> No.17137451

>>17136659
Sup girl you into big dudes with mullets?

>> No.17137458

>>17136400
Based

>> No.17137464

>>17136803
ILoveBBC42069

>> No.17137475

>>17137201
Yeah, I dont think she does. Lurk? Sure. Post? Doubtful.

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>>17136348
>femanon
Stopped reading there. kys

>> No.17137486

>>17136348
tits or gtfo

>> No.17137503

>>17136348
tits or gtfo

>> No.17137518

>>17136348
tits or gtfo

>> No.17137533

>>17137483
imagine sitting next to that guy on the plane and he keeps putting his massive arms on your side of the armrest. What do you do?

>> No.17137578

>>17137049
Brapette is good

>> No.17137612

>>17136348
>29
It’s over for you, bitch

>> No.17137655

>im 29 (suspiciously close to what many consider the wall)
>im an obvious whore that panders to incels thinking all women are whores mentality
>has no pics
yep, this is prime b8