/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17121729
And in the end they'll just hire some immigrant named Juan who can barely speak English because they can pay him $5/hr. Or some nigger with gigantic fake nails and an ass the size of a tanker truck.

The world is fucked

Social security numbers are just numbers the government tracks its drones by, don't take it too personally.

Potential Employer
>Hi sir if you could please just fill out this application with your name and address and social so we can run a back ground check to ensure you don't have anything in your life that goes against our companies standards

OP
>What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?!? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.... blah blah blah blah.. top of class... blah blah blah

>>17121770
boss
>hey give me your computers hard drive, every password to every account you have ever had online and a key to your house so I can look through it all and make sure you don't have anything in your life that goes against our companies standards

>>17121796
you are such a paranoid fucking retard you know that right?

>>17121841
>y-you're paranoid
I just want freedom and privacy.

>>17121729
why should a company be liable for you and pay you a significant amount of money every month without making sure you're a) who you say you are and b) not a criminal?

>>17121856
They should pay me to work, not extort me into giving out my personal information

>>17121849
Get a job you degenerate

>>17121902
I'm trying but every single one I've tried to apply to demands an unreasonable amount of personal information.

>>17121895
if i were employing you, why wouldn't i want to know where you lived to confirm your identify before letting you into my office?

go work in a factory in the Philippines if you want to be a no-name worker

How do I make money without cucking myself?

>>17121957
Remote work. Maybe freelance.

>>17121841
>Why don't you want a cavity search. If you have no drugs hidden in your rectum why do you care.

>>17121957
you sound like an entitled fuck but generally, if you don't want to be employed by someone else, find a way to make money by being self-employed

>>17121729
>Next thing you know the boss is gonna demand to fuck your wives.
Pretty sure that's been happening for a long time m8.

>>17121729
Youre crying because they want info for taxes & to make sure youre not a drug addict?

>>17122016
>wanting privacy means I'm entitled
kek

>>17122088
your attitude means you're entitled, gl anyway closing your thread

>>17122103
I'm entitled to privacy, yes.

>>17122118
Then go work landscaping with Juan & Jose then

>>17121729
Jesus Christ, the doormats on this thread. keep sucking up to your bosses, retards, soon enough you will get that promotion

>>17122195
>MOOOOOOOOM WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TENDIES?!?!?

imagine what kind of retard hires someone without knowing their full name

>I want a job that pays $100k+ per year
>Why does my employer need to know my name, address and work experience?
The mental state of /biz/

>>17122230
nice projection, faggot

>>17121729

honk honk

>>17121729
you dont need to know the first thing about me pal

>>17121729
Get in, get rich and then get out. The longer you stay in the game the more abused you will be.

>>17121729
>begin posting on doublelist about offering to suck dicks for tips
>get rich

>>17121729
Baby boomers ruined america. It's now known as shitmerica. Trump dod nothing to change this.

>>17121770
Disgusting you actually defend this practice.

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
aka
cuck beta male

>>17121856
Why should a company be allowed to ask for private information in the first place, cuck?

This is the problem with cucks. You guys enjoy anal sex with your employers. You like getting taken advantage of.

This is about privacy, you dumb fuck. Jesus christ. Can I put a camera in your room and watch you fap to anime just to make sure you arent making bombs in there? Idiot

>>17122549
>implying i'm a wage slave

>>17122594
>implying that has anything to do with what I said
kek
Also, lol... 1) either your biased since youre an employer and are a sociopath or 2) are a larping faggot that has stockholm syndrome

Regardless, my point still stands. Employers arent entitled to ANYTHING

>>17122605
then dont get a job and go be a bum you fucking retard

>>17122627
1. I have a job :)
2. Not a counter argument

You cant give an argument and instead spurg out because you know im right :)
Faggot

>>17122663
I just think you're a pathetic loser

>>17122690
I think I just raped your mind and are seething now because you know I won :). You know im right :).
Dont you, cuck? Thats right, bitch

>>17122723
I just think you're retarded.

>>17122789
I think you are a dumbass that just lost :)

>>17122854
pretty sure nobody cares about your $5 bank account and your bbc porn collection you weirdo

Make sure to double layer that foil hat

>>17122942
Projecting now, down syndrome? Just admit I anally destroyed you and move on

Slaves do not need, nor deserve, any kind of privacy.

Why do lazy zoomers today refuse to go out and get good jobs? It’s easy, son.

All you have to do is type up a resume, submit it online, pull up the job application, enter information from the submitted resume into data fields, take an online psychological profiling test, wait a month, get a call from the HR rep, schedule a phone interview, get a call two weeks later, set up a Skype interview with the HR rep and hiring manager, get a call two weeks later, set up a physical interview, go to the physical interview two weeks later, interview with the HR rep and hiring manager, set up a full-round interview, go to the full-round interview two weeks later, interview with the HR rep, hiring manager, potential fellow co-workers, get an offer letter, set up a drug test, criminal background search, credit history search, go to the drug testing two weeks later, set up a meeting with the department head, go to the meeting two weeks later, walk up, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. Then he’ll smile and welcome you aboard to your first unpaid internship.

That’s how we did it in my day.

>>17123005
na. you're just a fucking paranoid retard

>>17121729
DID YOU GET AN APTITUDE TEST YET?

>>17124983
You lost. Shut up already. I destroyed you

>>17124207
Screencapped

>>17124207
unpaid? heh, in my day, we paid our own damn money for the privilege of that internship, and we liked it. *siiiip* yep, those were the days

>>17124207
We get it dad. Maybe back in your day unpaid internships just fell from the sky after applying for 6 weeks. Nowadays you have to commit to paying your employer a salary for several months before they consider you.

>>17124207
Absolutely based. Screenshotted this

>>17121729
it's the most free country in the world, you better believe it