/biz/ - Business & Finance

>$2.84

>>17107644
Only green ids will make it

>>17107633
NICE

At first I was like:
>what is this random timestamp KEKW WHAT IS THIS VIDEO ANYWAYS KEKW LUL
Then:
>it's live KEKWait peepoArrive

but then again:
>no mention of chainlink KEKW

>>17107633
Panelists

Joseph Green - Counsel & Director of Client Experience at Gunderson Dettmer
Stevie Ghiassi, Chief Executive Officer, Legaler
Bridget Marsh - Executive Vice President and Deputy General Counsel, The Loan Syndications Trading Association
Jason Rozovsky - Assistant General Counsel and Head of Legal Center of Excellence at R3
Houman Shadab - Co-Founder, Clause
Ben Sherwin, General Counsel, ChainLink
Richard Tromans - Founder, Artificial Lawyer
Aaron Wright - Associate Clinical Professor, Director Cardozo Blockchain Project; co-founder of OpenLaw

KEKW IT'S A KIKE UNIVERSITY KEKW

>>17107633
I want to tweet fat Sergey's to Sergey. Setup a bot that tweets him every 5 minutes with pictures of how fat he's gotten and what a disgusting useless pig he's become. I want his self worth to be 0.

wow nothing but straight, white men

i fuckin hate this coin

>ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
>ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
>ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
>ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS
ISDA CONTRACTS FOR SWAPS

I own 19 link

>>17107633
>Cardozo Law

>>17107734
nice ID bro, btw half of them are jewish, not white

ORACLES NAMED ORACLES NAMED IT'S HAPPENING

>>17107738
I heard that too fren. I see what Sergey is really aiming for with that hire. This stream is comfy af.

"Most of the worlds value is locked up in contracts"

>>17107738
MIND NUMBINGLY LARGE
>MIND NUMBINGLY LARGE
MIND NUMBINGLY LARGE
>MIND NUMBINGLY LARGE
MIND NUMBINGLY LARGE
>MIND NUMBINGLY LARGE

>>17107780
>Ben Sherwin, General Counsel, ChainLink
Yep, OURGUY sitting besides the Prof.
ISDA, ORACLES ... comfy frens.

>>17107743

How does 19e^216 billion dollars sound?

BEN IS SWINGING LET'S GO /OURKIKE/ LET'S GO NAMEDROP CHAINLINK YOU FUCKING KIKE

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES AARON FUCKING NAMED US FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCKING DATA LAYER FOR DECADES TO COME FUCK YES

>>17107843
>>17107843
he did
he said it

The future truly is ours, frens.

Oldschool event thread. Boy that brings me back I tell ya what
*SIIIIIPPPPPPPPP*

>muh hackers

1k is FUD

>>17107979
kek

this is the weirdest hot ones episode i've ever seen

>>17107968
OG linkies still lurk here. don't post much anymore but these events are becoming more open about chainlinks role.

I sill remember watching hours of dreamforce webcasts cause some larp said it would be links announcement of mainnet

Aaron Wright (OpenLaw) just shit on DocuSign...shit

BOOMERS BTFO lmao what the fuck

>>17108022
I think he realized wtf he was saying halfway through saying it and just rolled with it

Wen off-white rare babyblue cutoff hoodie sale?

this is actually a pretty based discussion. I have to leave soon, will I be able to re-watch this on JewTube?

>>17108039
>>17108022
he kinda made the argument for why docusign is licking chainlink's balls right now, because they can only survive if they turn into a service company for smart contracts basically

Why does it matter? It's literally dumping right now

>>17108054
And that argument is why we are ALL going to make it

"Preperation for company sale or ipo"
Based

Sherwin not giving away those NDAs

>physical microchips connecting commodities to vishnu

AYE I’M MATT

OH NO A FUCKING STINKY AUTIST APPEARED HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HE'S CHOKING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17107633
AUTIST JUST ASKED A QUESTION. BIZ IS THERE HAHAHAHAH

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WHY DID YOU STUPID NIGGERS HAVE TO SHOW UP IN PERSON

>>17108251
Oh fuck he’s blowing our cover

WAT KIND OF ORACLE WE NEED FOR SMAR CONTRACT

Is someone recording this? holy shit that was funny. He was choking on the cock in his throat, couldn't speak. stupid stinky

>>17108265
I'm honestly so fucking embarrassed. Holy fuck. That question was the #1 fud I've ever experienced. My entire body is physically cringing.
That retard really made me want to sell.

>>17108251
>W-wu-What *cough* *sniff* uh, kinda of um, oragles. I mean, uh kind of oragles for like, the real time data? Would be used, I think, um.
"Chainlink Oracles, the data is essentially limitless"

Ben needs to brush off the boomer dust. Sounds like Sergey gave him a 20 minute rundown and that's the only knowledge he has at the moment.

>>17108278
I'm fucking sweating from laughing right now, it's 2am here and I think i just cried out loud.

matt we know you are here, post a pic from your seat you fucking autist, well done, thanks for the laugh

>>17107633
>https://cardozolaw.hosted.panopto.com/Panopto/Pages/Embed.aspx?id=a20d6e6a-5d3a-4312-95ee-ab57015c77b1
>YESHIVA UNIVERSITY
YES SIR BUYLINK
VISHNU LIVES IN THE BLOCKCHAIN
SMART CONTRACTS WILL UNLEASH HER CLEANSING POWER ACROOS THE LAND

each node is required to stake IPX;

In order to make up for the opportunity costs of users, the system uses staking scheme to provide fixed rewards to participants...Thank you #TACHYON PROTOCOL

>>17107663
>$2.81

Holy fuck please tell me somebody recorded it..

>>17108282
i think he knows the community around chainlink better than we think, it seemed like spotted the autist and knew exactly that it's just a name drop bait attempt and ended it quickly

>>17108275
What is that audio sharing site?

>>17108360
>>17108347
>>17108275
i really have to go to sleep but somebody can just scroll back to the beginning and record the screen. as of right now that works, i don't know if the video will be uploaded

>>17108347
https://vocaroo.com/gRGXet4fFgm

>>17108354
Sergey literally hired the biggest kike lawyer he could find to make sure that we don't cause his company legal liability. Ben is redpilled on /biz/ mouthbreathers.

>>17108379
HAHAHAHA THANKS

>>17108379
Well done, that’s fucking hilarious

holy shit that roastie flirting

they are talking right into the mics this is the best thing on the internet and it probably has like 15 viewers lmao

>>17108379
>w-w-w-w-what kind of o-r-oracles
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cccccccccchainlinkoraclesmovingon
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH

>>17108405
Dude right? This is pure kino.

>>17108379
https://voca.ro/ixKfhOJgyEQ

aaaaaahahahahhaahahaha

>>17108354
He prob knows bout the autists.
It sounds like he doesn't know shit about the tech yet.

>>17108451
God dam I need a gf

>>17108451
Yeah he in no way is able to be as knowledgeable about Chainlink like us really clever 4chan autists.. he's only got an incredibly impressive linkedin, great education, and works at the company... No way in HELL he understands chainlink oracles.

>>17107761
european jews are white converts

>>17108470
Thats not his job. He is there to shill it to higher ups, which also would not understand jack shit. He's doing high level networking.

>>17108429
FUCK YOU

>>17108379
Literal tears

chainlink can go to 0 now, it was all worth it for threads like these... haven't laughed like this by myself ever, good night frens

>>17108411
This was incredible. I missed it live does anyone know if this will have the full replay or just audio kek

>>17108470
Biz does have a really high IQ, don't you know?

>>17108458
2 more years till our real life begins.
>>17108470
He was basically saying what Sergey says during his presentations. My point is he probably only has a high level overview of this whole thing since he just started. Just a little too soon for him to participate on the panel.

>>17108379
Shiiiiiiit!!

Holy shit the old lady said that they COULD have brought ICE data (using chainlink) into their smart contracts developed by OpenLaw

she's basically dripping wet over the prospects of chainlink

>>17108552
This roastie is on something, I haven't been listening desu.

New game , every time Ben says “verifiable trigger” drink

just got in, should i bother catching the replay of this?

>>17108606
Aaron is a permabull basically forcing everyone on every panel to say something about ISDA and Chainlink. Biz makes an appearance, by a guy named Matt.

she can work out my kinks, if you know what i mean

>>17108534
I don’t have much longer bro. I’m going to be 33 this year

>>17108629
And it'll be 10 years before anyone gets rich on chainlink.

>>17108629
oh my goodness i just cringed so hard. that turbo autist has probably been in LINK for years now and the new guy Sherwin pretty much shut him down with a condescending "Chainlink oracles, I think we can move onto the next question". feel bad for the guy

Why that old bitch rolling her eyes and looking bored while my man talking.

>>17108710
she's a negging dom

>>17108710
That means he's saying something important

>>17108629
We are the new jews

Somebody tell me what this means? Should i buy chainlink now?

>>17108731
no

>>17108731
No

>>17108731
You should hear how bullish these lawyers and shit are on smart contracts and oracles. It will happen. Link is the only key my dude

>>17108731

It's under $3 mother fucker. It's going to triple digits within a few years.

>>17107743
that's a nice little nest egg ya got there

>>17108077
checked

>>17108379
>https://vocaroo.com/gRGXet4fFgm
Holy kek why did he say chainlink oracles we can move on.
>What did he mean by this

>>17108109
...is sergey going to exit scam us with an IPO

OH NONONONONO

>>17108796

because THEY ALL KNOW. And they know hundreds of autists will harass them if they say it so they do their absolute fucking best not to say it.

>>17108819
know what
>he doesnt know

>>17107644
>doomp it

>>17108660
>tfw 19

>>17108829
>he doesn't know

>>17108846
>he doesnt know whats not to know what doesnt he not know

>>17108842
>tfw I wish I could turn back the clock

Bro it goes by so fucking fast. Live your life every day like it’s your last.

>>17108875
Unironically this. But thankfully I've got 110k stinkies to keep me company

t. comfy

>>17108006
Yeah, remember the person trying to fud dreamforce with the blimp?

>>17108895
>tfw only 30k

You’re already rich now. I kick my self daily because I bought at .89 all the way down and back up. I should have went all in when it hit .17

>>17108920
>already rich

I live in the US mate. ~$300k or so will only go so far. Still not cashing out, currently staking at 8% per year paying bills. Not mad about it.

>>17108930
Yeah I hear you man. Purchasing power is turning to shit. I’m a burger too. Staking? You loaning to an exchange or something?

>>17108963
>loaning to an exchange
yea crypto dot com, posted about it here before. Doing it since Oct, about 75% of my stack, earning ~500 LINK a month. Kind of feels like cheating desu. My first taste of the power holding this kind of money has. Paying real bills with it and shit, going out to nice dinners. What a fucking insane timeline.

>>17107633
I only have 550

>>17109031
how does 550 billion dollars sound?

>>17108996
i have no life so ive seen you post it. I thought that shit was a scam. I was going to loan on fulcrum but the % changes

>>17109031
How does $550 sound?

>>17108996
holy shit. giving up custody of ~80k tokens to a third party service. that's basically my entire stack. i hope they don't exit scam, sincerely for your sake fren.

>>17108996
is that how you have grown your stack btw?

>>17109045
>I thought that shit was a scam
I still haven't seen any red flags other than the return. CEO is a nice huwhite fellow. I was super stressed about it at first, but I don't think about it anymore. Having a real credit card in my hands makes me feel better about it.

>ive seen you post it
kek, how fucking tiny is the /biz/ community

not to shill too hard but we both get $50 if anyone uses my code reeeeee
ezz96634gu

>>17109054
>sincerely for your sake fren.
thank you, it freaks me out if I think too hard about it. but until there's defi with even close to these returns (or akshctual steaking) I'm taking the risk. 500 LINK a month paid weekly, and it's been on time every time. Can't say no.

>>17109066
no my average buy-in is $0.40, bought a lot at $0.17 after reading all of the AB posts in 2017. Once I understood it as the next layer of the internet (web 3.0) I basically went all in. I have 80 ETH or so and some ZEC but that's about it.

>>17109072
>kek, how fucking tiny is the /biz/ community
probably less then 100 if you take away the shills

>>17108429
GOLD

>>17109102
have you heard of dharma? the returns are the same but its linked with coinbase

>>17109072
I also remember the posts, but I jealously hoard my linkies and could never take that kind of risk
>>17109118
Lurk more before posting again, samefag

>>17108534
>just wait 2 more years
sigh

>>17109139
I haven't, I'll look into it, but fuck coinbase generally desu. If it was actual defi I'd jump on it.

>>17109169
>hoard my linkies and could never take that kind of risk
Not a bad choice anon. We're all gonna makeit.

>>17109177
i agree fuck coinbase but im not buying crypto p2p. only way i know how get cash into crypo is cuckbase

>>17108379
AHHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>17107818

>>17108379
holy shit dude

>>17108379
>https://voca.ro/ixKfhOJgyEQ
KEK

>>17107633
>Cardozo
shit tier law school
unironically bearish

>>17107982
Someone shop this and make it blue

>>17109440
Wouldn’t the amount of protons and neutrons be a better metric since stars be exploding and making different atoms and shieet

>>17108379
Holy fuck my sides

>>17107663
fugg :DDD

>>17108875
Just turned 35. I’m coping by researching cutting edge life extension and age reversal tech

>>17108930
You think it will be steady 8% gains in the future?

>>17110119
That I kind of doubt, honestly -- but we'll see. At minimum I'm locked into 3 months of 8% (so 2% return over the 3 months total). Great while it lasts.

>>17108278
If it makes you feel any better, I’m the roastie that asked a coherent question before Matt took the mic :)

>>17110090
yeah. Im hoping link will make me wealthy enough to be able to afford biotech upgrades. Nano bots or somthing.

>>17108379
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>17108379
holy shit my sides, alright i'm unironically buying more chainlink tonight just because of this

>>17108996
Jesus... have a good long think and let go of your greed. You should not be gambling like that.

>>17110134
I too just staked some of my link with CDC. Getting 400 link a month, also my first taste of having disposobable money like this feels good. Tempted to send them more because feels so good not selling any of my stack but having money to blow. 1000 linkies a month would be a dream but don't think I'll trust them with that much of my stack. Can't imagine having that much extra $$ a month.

>>17110405
how much did you deposit to get 400?
i wanna do this shit but i dont trust their kyc

>>17107663
Just watch this

>>17110512
Oh shit

>>17107738

>>17110405
How much did you stake to get 400 link a month? I'm too afraid to lose my linkies but how legit is that?

https://vocaroo.com/b3u6qKuFO5u

>>17110314
We are all gonna make it. In 30 years we will look basically the same as we do now. The life extension field is about to explode this decade. Just fucking survive and make as much money as you can.

>>17107633
>2.84
great jobs guys, we really did it!

i just spent the last two weeks analyzing my life. there is nothing but chainlink.

>>17110638
Kek, it happens at 1:05:00 in OP’s video. The look on Aaron’s face when he hears
>oragles
is fucking priceless :[

>>17107982
What is this and why does it have Jew stars in its eye’s?

>>17110423
>>17110608
Did a few transfers to them totalling 60k. Afterwards they requested some basic info like when I bought the link, how I got the money originally, and occupation. Hopefully not some IRS letter Do on, but I really haven't traded at all. Luckily my link has been sitting in my wallet for 2~ years so maybe less questions.

>>17109085
You're playing with fire. I have 120k stinkies but would never risk them like this. Can you imagine an exit scam? One day you go to the site and it's down? You won't be able to do shit. Good luck going to court with that. Spend another 100k and 3 years later, still no stinkies. Nah, I'm good just holding. Don't be a degenerate. This is exactly what people who got bitconnected were saying before.

>>17107633
Who are these guys at the table? I tought it would have been an all star panelist fuck me

>>17110728
i smell so much BS from this post.

>>17110707
Yeah, my relationship with link has gotten toxic these days. Its like link is trying to push me looney