/biz/ - Business & Finance

TESLA TO 4,200 END OF WEEK

F for F

>tfw governments pump the markets

>>17093937
Thready reminder that bears = faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>>17093813
I thought F was desperately trying to catch up and get into E-cars. Could probably do it but sentiment is against them...
>>17093800
RH is notoriously buggy with shit like that.
I'm scared guys, I'm going to get crushed on IV tomorrow and who knows what'll happen to my shares.

>>17093832
>>17093471
This is old... why post it today?

Nader was right about seatbelts. But I don't know that he's done anything else. And America no longer cars about protecting the consumer.

USA: FUCK the consumer, FUCK labor, FUCK the shareholders. Big bonueses for management and bailouts!!!
Middle Class, Workers, Consumers, Shareholders: Yayy!!!

>>17093880
I enjoyed it but my expectations were low

>>17093928
AAAAAAA WHAT DO I BUY????

>>17093977
>USA: FUCK the consumer, FUCK labor, FUCK the shareholders. Big bonueses for management and bailouts!!!
>Middle Class, Workers, Consumers, Shareholders: Yayy!!!

checked, we are uber-cucks.

>>17093947
State of the Union Address tonight. Tomorrow we pump. Thank you Papa Trump.

How many shares of ONTX should I buy tomorrow?

reminder to turn 300$ into 120k

I want to buy even more GALT. The day is nigh. Every share will be worth 10x soon.

>>17093989
I am not as much of a pessimist as you about the state of American capitalism, but I am really getting sick and fucking tired of these c-level officials, and there corporate bootlickers.

>>17094007
Can someone explain how this works?

>>17093995
Depends on how many dubs and trips it gets

>>17094008
Why will the shares in GALT go up so much, how much are we looking at here

>>17094022
checked and also this

>>17094022
Just be psychic bro.

>>17093985
Apparently, Marriott
Fuck my ass phamalam

>these $70 second-by-second fluctuations on TSLA
jesus christ

>>17094041
Supposedly it will go up this month

YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP ON MAKING MONEY YOU FUCKING MOUSE

Bought my first 100 GALT today.

Will probably DCA 500 more over the rest of the week.

>>17094041
Someone post rundown.png
Also now rumors of what savanon said 2 months ago spreading.

>>17094022
Bet on red, or bet on black.
Literally.

>>17094022
it's like a 0.1% probability trade. you can try to do this with stocks and you'll completely lose your 300$ 99.9% of the time

but those options were totally mispriced wtf was the MM doing

>>17094022
I want to know where the 122k of his gains are coming from? Can this rise to infinity?

>>17093985
Workhorse. It's like buying Tesla a decade ago.

>>17094060
Based and incorrect

>>17094090
That's a wobbly ass

>>17093995
I bought 30k shares today, goml

>>17094107
nigger you've literally been saying this in every thread for the past week stop lying... or get a trip so i can filter your dumbass

>>17094043
>>17094022
TL;DR: He found a cheap call contract for a retardedly high strike price with a short expiration date and bought several of them. The FOMO, short squeeze and short covering, and FED money made the underlying asset go up in price to (near) the retardedly strike price and thus made the contracts more desirable and higher in price. The mad lad made off like a bandit with all of the gains you see after he sold the contracts.

TL;DR on TL;DR: He went all in and YOLO'd and actually won.

>>17094125
So if im correct the value of the calls at expiration date (in 3 days) is 3.2M assuming he's in the money right? If so why did he make just $120k? Shouldn't the calls be worth much more than that?

some positions: #rekt
others: #blessed

Stay tuned to find out how much I lose tomorrow!

>>17094170
Not sure. I don't have the ticker in front of me. Don't know what the IV or greeks look like.

What edition is this thread?

>>17094190
Hold your breath until tomorrow edition

>>17094190
Imagine the smell edition

>>17094125
>>17094188
do you want to look for a high or low IV/greek? like... how do you gauge IV crush or if IV is high/low?

>>17094190
TSLA FOMO Millionaires Edition

>>17094124
no ive only posted it today like 3 times. heres proof nigger

>crypto coinfags tryin to lern options
brah

>>17094022
option contracts are priced based on current underlying price and volatility. when something moves 20% day after day, vol goes trhough the fucking roof. because of this, the contracts premium expanded retardedly crazy and hopefully the guy sold cause the expiration price is far lower. right now, it's a horrendous idea to buy any calls or puts cause of how fucking expensive the premium is.

>BREAKING: Iowa Democratic Party Caucus Reports 62% of Precinct Results:
>Buttigieg 26.9
>Sanders 25.1
>Warren 18.3
>Biden 15.6

Oh shit, the bernouts are going to be fucking mad now. Kek'd

>>17094211
explain ontx to me. Why the hell, or how the hell, did they go from 400 bucks a pop, to literal pennies for a share? Did something catastrophic happen to their company?

>>17094217
I told you faggots this impeachment shit was going to backfire and help the cum slurping butt fucker.

>>17094217
>losing to buttgreg
Bernie is the biggest cuck in america

Did I miss my chance at getting back in to Cisco and Marvell? And AMD and NVDA?

>>17094234
how the fuck should i know? im doing ironic investments because im suicidal lmao

RIP in piece The Democratic party
How big are the 2021 tax cuts going to be?

>>17094217
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Bernie is truly cursed.

>>17094201
Before you go burning your cash trying to FOMO into things like >>17094215 is implying, take a few days to learn options. This guy has a great channel that gets posted here a lot: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYOHtOzMZGwXBLZX1Ltf78g

Cheers lad.

*AHEM*

*TING* *TING* *TING*

Gentlemen, please gather round and take a seat. I have an absolutely BASED announcement to make momentarily. If you need any refreshments, Greta will be happy to serve you.

>>17094234
Their drugs don't work. I wouldn't put a dime into that company. Rigosertib is going to flop

>>17094217
>losing to some faggot small town mayor

Kek, so this is the power of Bernie whoa

>mouthbreathers asking how options work after seeing 400x returns
We're reaching crypto levels of FOMO

>>17094275
I am all ears good sir

FUCKING SHITTY ASS INTERACTIVE BROKERS WONT LET ME TRADE OPTIONS BECAUSE I'M NOT 21 FUCK SAKE.

Bros I'm gonna miss the opportunity to short Tesla how the fuck do I cope.

>>17094286
But why did they start off at such a high cost for shares?

>>17094275
Make it fast I gotta run.

Options bad
Dividends good.

>>17094275
Yes lad. Please do tell.

>>17094275
proceed

>>17094266
Trump unironically wants 0% income taxes and to implement consumption tax in its place to put consoomers that throw away all their income in their place

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

ROUND UP YOUR INFECTED
SING AS THEIR BONES COME POURING IN, AGAIN
THE STATS YOU BURIED DEEP
THE SECRETS THAT YOU KEEP ARE AT THE READY
ARE YOU READY?

>>17094275
I was just about to jump in the pile of money I made today, but seeing as you appear to be a gentleman, like myself, I will hear you out.

Ok you miserable sacks of shit listen up... Jet fuel is very cheap right now and it turns out UAL is actually not getting hurt too bad by the chinkflu because those routes were expensive anyways. Its gonna have another big gain day tomorrow on the gap.

>>17094330
Now if he would only decrease spending, that's a solid plan to getting the deficit under control.

>>17094275
Should I be tipping her?

>>17094330
>0% income tax
If that happens I will no joke withdraw my money and move to the US

>>17094217
This is interesting for a couple reasons in light of the data "delay" yesterday evening. I wonder if said "delay" had something to do with the DNC approved candidates Warren and Biden losing so hard.

>>17094369
Guess what faggot, we are full

>>17094369
That's exactly the point. Millions of wealthy become US citizens but still pay taxes at their own discretion with consumption tax

>>17094369
If that happens...
The debt and defect have to matter at some point right? When the boomers are done dying off?

Bernie sent a team of lawyers to the DNC claiming to have video proof the polls were rigged. Guy wtf is 2020

>>17094369
Where you from? Good luck getting in, literally everyone is trying.

>>17094369
https://www.puertoricoreport.com/puerto-rico-and-federal-income-tax/

>>>17092862
NWL did increase their divv anon, until their shitty year in 2017. Why would they cut their divvy when the stock continues to grow? All divvies are guaranteed to increase every year anon, until they don’t. Just look at KHC. I just don’t know why you think SBUX and their $8 espressos are going to continue to be popular and grow forever, or how they’ll cope with paying their understandably low divv when they do. If you hate high divvies and gains and money I get it, just say it.

>>17094275
>>17094298
>>17094307
>>17094327
>>17094331
>>17094338
Sirs, first i would like to thank you for your attention, it is absolutely a privilege to be surrounded by such fine, successful biznessmen as yourselves. But I will not keep you waiting nor take up anymore of your valuable time other than to tell you this: Cash is Trash. I repeat, Cash.... IS..... TRASH.

Oh Yeah, FUCK JANNIES too. FUCK NIGGERS. FUCK KIKES. AND FUCK NIGGER JANNIES. Enjoy the rest of your evening gentlemen.

>>17094363
Yeah, with your dick

>>17094376
>I wonder if said "delay" had something to do with the DNC approved candidates Warren and Biden losing so hard.
>Thinking the DNC didnt want it to be Buttgang from the start.
He was the only candidate to fund the app along with Hillary Clinton ex campaign aides.

>>17094420

>>17094420
Based and redpilled

>>17094425
The DNC likes buttygoog? This is all so much bamboozling.

>>17094420
BASED

Couldn't sell even though I KNEW SNAP would shit the bed.
FUCK THIS FAGGOT BULLSHIT

>>17094376
Seriously doubt it, you’d have said that regardless of the results. Making an app to tally the results sounds exactly like something they’d do and fuck up.

>>17094420
This is /biz/
We are the kikes, you massive faggot

Should I buy the rocks today?

>>17094423
Based
Reminder to tip the gym receptionists

What does it mean when a volume is supes higher than normal, people are just buying selling more so im guessing volatility goes up?

>>17094420
If I may be so bold to say... Based and absolutely redpilled.

Moderna calls. Yes or no?

>>17094462
>you’d have said that regardless of the results
probably
>Making an app to tally the results sounds exactly like something they’d do and fuck up.
plausible

>>17094462
Jewish ID

>>17094463
Yes.

>>17094443
Yeah. Seems like Biden would be the DNC choice but they seem to make Buttgoog as their backup. Since Biden has so much baggage now they must have decided to jettison him.

>>17094420

>>17094481
I'm bag holding some and they expire at the end of the month. What is your thesis for going in? Mine had to do with them possibly being in line for a coronavirus vaccine.

>>17094217
Don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but bernie may squeak this out yet. The counties where is he ahead have fewer precincts reporting, which means he probably has a greater upside.

I hope he doesn't, because I am betting on a big green day tomorrow lol. I am ready to start playing the primaries.

Here is my source btw:
https://www.politico.com/2020-election/results/iowa/

>>17094505
same reason. I'm hoping some news comes out soon.

>>17094463
it means the memes are working. 50 cent EOD tomorrow.

>>17094420
Beautifully said.

>>17094463
Volume = how much stock was traded, generally a sign of interest (good or bad)
Volatility = the measure of up and down (I don't believe the term differentiates between delta vs frequency)

>>17094451
AND FUCK ALL YOU TSLA FAGGOTS I HOPE YOU DIE

>>17094522
You'll be getting them very cheap if you do. Might be worth it even if they expire worthless.

>>17094508
It doesn’t matter man, none of those fucking dem clowns are beating Trump, Bernie would win like 2 states

you are unamerican if you sell TSLA tomorrow.

>buy MF stock picks week before earnings
>hold through earnings plus 2 weeks
Getting 15% gains monthly with this retarded strategy. I'm too lazy to do my own DD

>missed out on cheapies b/c robinhood's several-day holds on buying power
too late to buy, right? I feel like it'd just be FOMO at this point

>>17094420
based

>>17094548
For sure, the dems are a cacophony of crazy socialists and social democrats, and braindead neoliberals, both of whom are trying to win the blue collar vote, and the blue hair, progressive, college educated vote. So there message comes of as disingenuous and hypocritical.

Also, most of these assholes have rap records so long, that it makes trump's pussy comments look like child's play.

I am just saying there may be a red day tomorrow if bernie wins. Especially if you have biopharm. If not, I am expecting a big green dildo, because I believe the market had priced in bernie winning.

We'll see. Good luck.

>>17094556
which MFs?

>>17094540
>AND FUCK ALL YOU TSLA FAGGOTS I HOPE YOU DIE
Meanwhile, it's the TSLA bears that are killing themselves right now.

>>17094582
Motley fool not mutual funds

>>17094596
Don't you have to pay for those picks?

>>17094581
The market has already priced in a Trump blowout election victory

If they begin to sense a chance any of these retard socialists have a chance expect a crash

>>17094482
Me in front
>>17094491
Truly I am blessed. Praise יהוה

>>17094609
This
>>17094581
True as well, which is why I bought calls on LABD to hedge. Looks like this protection was more wasted money, and all my MRK, LLY, BMY, ABBV, and GSK are going to the moon tomorrow!

Who the fuck is Buttgieg

>>17094604
I'm leeching an account from one of my fellow wagecucks

>>17094641
neoliberal accelerationist

AAAAAAAHHHHH
AMAT let me back in!
AMD, NVDA, MRVL, CSCO let me baaaaack iiiiin!!!

>>17094643
Based but MF seems like trash.

SRNE bags are heavy. Should I dump them for GALT before I go red?

Thoughts on DELL? Is it boomer shit?

>>17094463
High volume can generally be interpreted as advantageous for whichever side managed to have control the majority of the price action. Say, high of day close on high volume = bullish, low of day close on high volume = bearish. ONTX produced a doji candle today (opening and close price very close to the same with highs and lows both rejected). This is a neutral wait and see type candle, but you are correct that it does imply increased volatility for coming days.

>>17094643
Post the picks here. I wanna know what they've got behind the paywall.

>>17094686
This is what I have used to effect my sentiment. Is it adequately captured by advance/decline indicator?

>>17094217
Biden is fucked. Topkek. Third or fourth time wasn't the charm.

>>17094697
I like to use a volume based indicator for this. There are lots. The ones with zero line in the middle have tested as most useful for me; elder's force index, chaikin money flow, etc.

Was there anyway these niggers could have know it was going to do this or was it just a gamble that paid off or a mixture of both?

I NEED TO LEARN MORE
I NEED TO KNOW MORE
I NEED TO MAKE MORE

>>17094641
literal faggot

>>17093985
UAL and ZNH , both on the way up cause GookFlu crisis is over 15% gains give or take if it returns to price pre-crisis

>>17094756
you also need to lift more

>>17094658
>Neoliberal

True, he isn't bernie. But he is a really gay and progressive neoliberal. But maybe that is what you mean by accelerationist.

>>17094741
More of an educated gamble but still gamble. He suspected Tesla was undervalued for what its trying to do and the short pressure was immense on Tesla. This past run up was the short pressure getting killed off. Once Tesla proved it could make money and deliver cars it would be fine. Last 2 quarters are showing they finally are getting it to work out.

>>17094420
Based and dare I say redpilled

>>17094741
gamble. market could have easily reversed and he would have lost his 120k

>>17094790
yeah, by accelerationist i just meant he seeks an up-tempo policy agenda in pursuing neoliberal goals
progressivism with profits
war crimes with nobel peace prizes

>>17094741
So he bought on Jan 22 and 24? That would be a bet to beat earnings. Gamble sure but a reasonable assumption based on their previous earnings.

>>17094676
it's boomer shit but still the go to for most corporations

>>17094806
I'm still a bit confused by what he was actually betting on. What does the call actually allow him to do that it increased in price so much?

Does anybody study candlestick charting? Have you ever seen anything like what's been going on with AAPL last week or so? Last Wednesday was a doji. Thursday should have been another doji if not for the bs WHO announcement regarding the virus corona. Friday was a water fall down day. Monday it found support and today was a long day relatively speaking, a spinning top. Last week started out with another doji, then a star. That star with Friday's long day could almost be a bearish engulfing pattern if not for Wednesday's doji on earnings. The weekly shows a very bearish gravestone doji.
I think AAPL is coming down for a while

Biblecucks actually vote based on the good book written in ancient times when most people couldn’t even read it. Goddamn.

This is so perfect that it’s hard for me not to suspect that she’s a plant.

Is Booty a poison pill? Seriously doubt Iowa caucus represents the majority of the party but whatever it’s how this stupid process works.

>Video shows Iowa caucus voter pulling support for Pete Buttigieg after learning he's married to a man
>https://www.cnbc.com/video/2020/02/04/video-shows-iowa-caucus-voter-pulling-support-for-pete-buttigieg-after-learning-hes-married-to-a-man.html

>>17094756
>>17094785
Yeah.
And all can be solved with time, reflection and discipline

>>17094830
>Progressivism with profits.

I think I am going to start using that. It basically encapsulates the whole of the modern neoliberal's view. A sort of vapid, mealy, technocratic world based on consumption of useless shit by masses who are too far removed from their own genuine cultures, races, and religions to care. A sort of slow grinding leviathan that destroys actual vibrant societies.

At least with the progressive socialists/ social democrats, they want to blow everything up in a massive explosion. It is easy to point out where things went wrong.

>>17094889
Careful buddy, time is looking to take all of that opportunity from you. You only have so much to spend, and you can’t horde it. Use your time wisely.

>market up nearly 2% today
How many bears killed themselves today?

>>17094463
Volume is a sign on interest first of all. But.. change(price)/volume is also a measure of resistance. See it as a measure of how much someone has to buy or sell to move the price by 1 point. Really high volume on a green candle is usually good but if the the candle is very flat (aka the price didn't move much even on high volume) it means that resistance is steel hard.
Igniting volume vs ending volume basically.
Remember this but don't forgetthe context of the candle in the chart.

>>17094862
Options give you the right to buy a stock at that strike price by that day of expiration. He can buy Tesla at $1000 by that day. The price of the option is pricing in that by that date Tesla will be over 1000, giving his option a profit. He can sell that option to someone else and pocket that or exercise it himself and get tesla stock with a basis of 1000 by that date. It sounds confusing at first but options give you a right to buy an assest at a certain price by a certain date. If things go how you want you have an advantage.

The advantage instead of just buying stock on open market is limited loss. What he paid for that option is all he can lose. Its a way to limit losses.

[RTRS] 04 Feb - JAPAN CONFIRMS ABOUT 10 CASES OF CORONAVIRUS FROM CRUISE SHIP -TV ASAHI CITING HEALTH MINISTRY

>>17094925
who cares about coronavirus
it's priced in

>>17094925
Nothing to see here...

>>17094925
Market has moved on from corona virus. No one cares anymore.

BRB
Selling Barrick and buying GLDM

>>17094771
Thanks, ZNH looks great . Will pick some up tomorrow

>>17094914
That's kinda what I understood of it but I don't get why the fuck anyone would sell a call for Tesla at $1000 when it's nowhere near that.

Since someone asked

>>17094944
Its the implied volatility part of options. He has the right to buy it by March 20th. The market is pricing it that by that date it will be much higher since its only Feb 4 and almost 1000. Hence buying at 1000 by that date is a good deal.

>>17094996
okay I get it now. thanks.

>>17094939
>Dark pools not buying the dip
Did someone ever try to calc DIX for other indices and etfs like $pill, $yang.......
I'm working on it but I have a very latent memory of a lemon tweet about it not working as well as for $spy.
With all the 3x etf you might have enough ticker to swing trade yourself throught the whole year.
Thoughts? Pls help.

Also what's your thoughts on Kiko? The more I watch of his vids, the more I start to like him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYwV4i6yrE
I get the feel that he never goes all out for some reason.

Sorry for typos and retardness. I'm way more drunk than anticipated.

>>17094676
had no idea DELL went private in 2013 and are now back since start of 2019

>Dell laid out its argument for going private in a 2013 SEC filing. The company stated it was fighting for market share in a sector that was seeing lower sales of personal computers due to increased demand for smartphones and tablets. The company had missed its own revenue projections for the prior seven quarters. Projections for 2013 revenue decreased from $66 billion to a more dreary $55 billion.
from: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/110915/dell-stock-doesnt-exist-here-why.asp

doesn't look like they pay dividends. don't know if they did in the past either

>>17094090
What makes you think they’ll be worth anything

>>17094881
I've never heard of this guy. But why the fuck do people debate this shit. You have as much chance as convincing someone gay is okay as much as they have a chance convincing you gay is wrong. Why bother.

Fuck I need TSLA to tank and I need MMM to moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ

ONTX is flying higher, DIS beat earnings, I got my new furnace installed and they did a damn good job with it, and my new job is moving through the internal process. Basically my "contact" (future boss,maybe) said ok pick which job title you want out of the list they are pushing to get approved. No mater which one I picked it'd be a damn nice jump in pay. So I went with the lowest one. To better my odds of getting through the internal H.R people.

>>17094869
>Does anybody study candlestick charting
stop it right now, candlestick charting is a meme

>>17095023
Yeah, it's trading around the yearly low. Their books look decent

>>17095038
Are you currently on Adderall LCIguy? I remember listening to trap and EDM tracks late at night when I was unable to sleep in college whenever I took some. Good times.

Reading all the pissed off boomers and dumb money comments on the Disney message board is hilarious. "waaaah this should be a thousand dollars a share why aren't we up a billion percent tesla is and they lose money!"

If you're not shorting the shit out of this stock and all the boomers/redditors/SJW faggots who own it you're braindead.

>theme park attendance going down, losing pricing power
>capeshit and sjwarriors dead
>losing money on streaming and everyone is gonna cancel their subscription in a couple months after the nostalgia from watching those 90s Disney movies wears off
>ESPN bleeding money

Fuck niggers, boomers, women, gays, race mixing, niggers, and most importantly, FUCK DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17094980
Does rec date mean recommendation date? Why haven't they recommended anything recently

>>17094881
This kind of makes sense. Biden is the DNC choice (look at his fucking track record of being a good goy ffs). No amount of screeching coming from Elizabeth Warren cat ladies and or Bernie bros burning buildings down can or will change this.

>>17095038
I bought a tiny amount of tsla puts today. Looking good. Why didn't you cut losses on 3m?
You know about volatility decay right?
(1-x)*(1+x) // lose x => win x => you lose x^2 since
(1-x)*(1+x) = 1-x^2
Which means that the more you lose in a single position in % the more you have to make back extra....aka it's better to lose 5 times 1% than it is to lose 1 time 5%.
You have enough time to take commuity college lessons in bio, right? You should move to europe and take free lessons in math at an actual uni instead. It helps immensely to offset yourself from the plebs.

>>17095048
i'm mostly looking for dividends stocks myself but buying DELL might be a good opportunity. i mean how likely is it that such a recognizable name won't bounce back? i'm even staring into a DELL monitor right now.

>>17095084
Ain't he the guy with the heart attack issues? Didn't he have several while vice president? If that job, which is very very low key (hell you don't really do shit; you just basically earn a fat salary and get free shit while you wait for the president to die or some shit so you can take his place) caused him to have the big one being the president will surely do him in.

>>17095064
I've actually never taken Adderall.. I just gotta mix my music up.. but i kinda just came out of a deep sleep from being up for about 2 days on cocaine...Which is odd.. because LCI has both Adderall and cocaine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw25X8JfFHg

I was up 4% at one point bros, I know I should be greatful for not being negative but my 1% makes me sad. I guess 1% everyday would be amazing but it doesn't feel as good as a big burst.

>>17094901
>HEP JEW 41

>>17094980
>>17095071
Just as an FYI: A known trading strategy as old as time is to sign up for several newsletters and take short positions against the stocks that are suggested. The normies provide the liquidity and you take the tendies. A lot of pump and dump schemes are conducted this way by newsletter authors taking the opposite side of the trade. Wouldn't surprised me if MF or other big boys have some conflict of interest brewing behind the scenes.

Just looking out for you.

Do you roomies think this is okay? I've been sweating bullets for months, years even, wondering how I'm going to withstand this incoming collapse. I have 4 kids and all their friends make fun of them for loving in my poor family. My wife has threatened to leave twice in the past month and she doesn't even know about my underwater $700 strike TSLA puts I bought last week. And to see you guys laughing about it makes me sick.

>>17095103
I understand that.. but i only put into options what I expect to lose... They both went in such a different direction in such a quick time.. i rather hold and wait for a bounce/pullback and recover as much as I can or lose it all... I've done it too many times where I "cut my losses" only for the stock to go in direction where I wanted it to go in the first place and the option I have come all the way back.... imo experience trumps most other things in the market.. but to each their own......

also I'm taking english, psychology and health this semester.....

>>17095160
Prepare yourself for the propaganda

>>17095145
Lol

>was going to buy tsla calls yesterday 2/7 1000 for 1.18 cents
>figured it will probably correct hard
>moons
im not suicidal but i seriously contemplated kms after seeing everyone make life changing money in a 24 hour period. did everyone make money except me?

>>17095160
>also I'm taking english, psychology and health this semester.....
Sounds comfy ... but also useless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twVUZkiCi2U

>>17095180
what propaganda?? is Elon gunna get coronavirus? we all saw him dancing in china

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auFtHzMJ7NI

>>17095118
> i kinda just came out of a deep sleep from being up for about 2 days on cocaine
Based.

May have been SNSS anon then.

>>17095190
At least you didn't buy any puts

>>17095071
They rec every 2 weeks

>>17095139
I usually wait a week after the pump and dump to settle down. The recs are based on decent research but normies do pile on

>>17095213
yea but that was never my intent. will there ever be an opportunity like this again?

>>17095190
I made no money on Tesla. Conversely I didnt lose any either. I won't touch it either way.

ExxonMobil, Yes/No? I mean, they're at post-Lehman levels, and I don't have any oil yet, I need some.

>>17095190
I had the same feel after someone made 60k on the roku dump because I even saw it before and thought
>oh roku will dump and close the gap
but all I got was
>ok, what else is there?
and moved on.
If I had bought puts I would have 100k.

>>17095084
Biden will leave Iowa with 0 delegates. Do you know how embarrassing that must be for an ex VP?

ONTX is still climbing after hours. Dare we hit $1 this week. You can do it! Climb hard little buddy. I've got an empty green bag waiting.. Then the good news or whatever drops during the conference on the 11th sending it past $1. What?! So I want a fat green bag stuffed with cash. What's wrong with that?

>>17095271
>Upped my stack by 25% at the bottom yesterday

I rarely catch the bottom, fuck it felt so good.

>>17095229
Of course, but God knows I'll never see it coming

>>17095247
>>17095260
i need a hug

>>17095202
very useless... I went to dinner with my ex like a week or 2 ago and she was like.. what exactly are you trying to do? I was like what do you mean? She was like what are trying to become from school like job wise... I was like... umm.. the same thing I do right now?? I was like.. why would I change my job when I make more than most people by doing nothing?? i just like learning she ended up calling me a liberal real loud where other tables looking at us weird

imo Most school is useless.. but I feel you can find something from each subject to use in your life..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaP96xiXS0

>>17095190
Buy Apple and/or Microsoft calls lad. The stocks have already started going parabolic and it wouldn't surprise me if we see more retarded price action after the degenerate gambling money moves into these stocks after profits are taken from Tesla, short sellers get squeezed and are forced to cover, and FOMO buying from normies occurs.

TL;DR: The entire big tech mega cap sector is a register wanting to ring

The only problem that I am having at the moment is that I am not funding my account faster.

>>17095271
>was .45
>now .38
Kek

>>17095286
just a hug?

ima need more than that if TSLA doesn't fall and MMM doesn't bounce back up

>>17095066
ABSOLUTELY SEEEEETHING

Bullish as fuck, will be adding to my DIS on any weakness.

>>17095112
>brainlet post
>it's T-babies
kekkies what a surprise!

>>17095084
>>17095268
Likely outcome is primaries will be too close and superdelegates will decide it. They're largely centrist, so Biden will take it.

Sanders would risk centrists saying home, and republicans sweeping al three branches. Traditional wisdom says this would be BEARISH for stocks.

>>17094980
That's motley fool?
can you show their biotech/bigpharma/healthcare picks?

>>17095300
fuuuuuuuck TECL calls could be fun...

>>17095283
it was literally meme magic and i knew it as well but im a fucking pussy
>>17095300
true that. will look into it tomorrow thanks

I sold msft 180 call at .65
It's now at 3.20
I am going to fucking kill myself

these tsla call options today broke my spirit, i am crushed

>>17095300
I need some poorfag option plays. Calls on these stocks are a fucking fortune.

>>17095333
My hunch is the winner of a contested convention is Bloomberg. Don't underestimate how much the powers that be would love a self financing candidate.

>>17095345
> don't just buy calls they said

Proud to be a bear

Thanks for cheap puts

This isnt over blind bulls

>>17095288
MSFT $200 and $210 strike calls for March and April are cheap. Look at the ones you can afford buy a couple. Don't say I never did anything nice for you.

>>17095344
Did you at least sell it for profit?

>>17095348
Same

>>17095386
Before I do this means that the most money I can lose is 35 bucks right?

>>17095288
>but I feel you can find something from each subject to use in your life..
Definitely, but almost all things are reducible to basic logical structures... the rest is memorizing facts. You should get your basic logic right before attempting specific things.
Once you know the basic logic everything else is trivial. It's very enlightening but at the same time it's very depressing...weird thing but helpful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PYOlVsAbJE

>>17095388
No. And I had TWO
FUCKING TWO
FUUUCKFBXJRJWJDJEJHSJHXHDIWJDJAIJXJWISHDHFISNRHS

>>17095348
>>17095391
>>17095386
FB calls are pretty under priced right now (Their earnings report fucked them in the ass). Might be worth your while to look at them too.

>>17095408
Yes. You're paying for insurance up front to speak.

>>17095386
thanks bro I'm ready to make some serious dough

Video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aLESDql1U

>>17095432
I'm having some beers right now and this video is making me feel like he's attacking me. Kek. OVERLOAD. AUTISM KICKING IN. REEEEEEEEEER.

thanks for the cheeky 10x elon
once the trade settles i'm market buying $10k worth of LINK

>>17094940
ZNH is riskier since it is actually in China but if it keeps going up then theres a few mroe eprcentage points u can get compared to UAL. Then again it will probably recover it's price eventually it's just a matter of when that takes place.. UAL it will probably happen fairly quickly

Looks like my Ford holdings are going to hell tomorrow, how do I recover? (own like 3k in stock, probably around a $12 cost basis)

>>17095145

It's all one big joke if you really think about it. Learn to laugh.

>>17095451
He's just referring to the fed's qe.
Everything's fine.

>>17095412
Shit happens, the more you use options the more shit like this WILL happen.

Just post pink wojaks and rage and then move on

>>17095427
I just want to be absolutely sure I'm understanding this right. So even if the stock goes down to 0 I only would have to pay 35 bucksrinoos? This seems to good to be true

>>17095412
Sorry bro. What was the expiry? Was it reasonable to wait it out?

>>17095408
Is that robinhood? What can I use as an europoor?

>>17095386
>>17095414
These arent too bad, thank you.

>>17095480
No idea friend, try moving to the greatest country on Earth

>>17095344
if you hit every option in the market, or even rolled up options for a month on any moving stock you'd be up 10000% if you got it perfect

It's like being mad you didn't put all your money on 27 after a roulette spin lands on 27

>>17095412
You know you can roll options out, right? Just hold them until they're profitable or sell and rebuy further out.

TSLA shorts thoroughly obliterated. Veritable paypigs HAHAHAHAHA

>>17095496

Fomo can eat you alive if you don't discipline yourself. Take your gain/loss, learn your lesson and move on. You will kill yourself if you just focus on money you could have had.

>>17095475
correct. Just know that you also lose your money if microsoft stock is below $200 by march 6th

So was this pump due to chink money or what? If so, when does it run out? Or is the SOTU going to pump us more?

>>17095463
You're never seeing that money again sorry. I'd be amazed if Ford is above 7 by end of week.

>>17095410
some people can't even get the basic logic down.. today my teacher asked everyone what they would do if they got $1million.. a lot of them said quit school.. some of them said things like buy a car and house and save the rest... like wtf... come on now.. cash is a hot potato... i thought everyone knew this

cool video btw.. I sometimes go shooting and shoot those things that blow up.. fun times...

>>17095512
Yes

They pumped a shitload of money into bying bags and it ended with buying into big cap usa stocks

>>17095511
Understood ty fren! I've been reading about options for a week now but I don't think ill learn much without having some skin in the game

>>17095451
it's all you're gunna dream about tonight

This lad better start paying me after shilling his channel on here.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYOHtOzMZGwXBLZX1Ltf78g

>>17095122
Lol dude I’m sorry for being an asshole but you made 67 cents bro, if you get mad over this you are ngmi as a trader

>>17095543
BILLIONS
>BILLIONS
BILLIONS
>BILLIONS
BILLIONS
>BILLIONS

Does anyone here own stocks in T? What's a good entry point?

>>17095568
>Mad

I believe I said sad my dad

>>17095596
yeah there's some faggot who refers to them as his t-babies, according to his autism, there is no bad entry point because you can just buy it for 30 years and retire.

>>17095568
hey now, 0.67 USD is nothing to scoff at in Nigeria

I am so fucking done with this bullshit. Fuck china

>>17095576
maybe this will help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

Seriously I want all those chinks to fucking die RIGHT NOW
FUCKING DIE

Swear to god I'm going to go to china personally beat every last one of those fucking chinks to death

>>17095620
That's more like it. :^)

>>17095628
Then who will buy our lean hogs?

>>17095628
More and more everyday

>>17095596
i bought some AT&T a week back, the best entry point is a long time ago and the second best is right now

>>17095642
shhhhh.. you don't have to do anything.. just let it happen anon.... ssshhhh

>>17095667
Kill yourself you stupid fucking retarded tripfaggot. I hate you. I wish you were fucking dead. I would rape your girlfriend and then she would leave you. Maybe then you'd finally do the world a favor and hang yourself you stupid faggot cunt

>>17095606
Sorry, but lol dude. You will make it though

>>17095618
Problem?

>>17095680
oh ok

>>17095552
that guy makes me consider buying Bank of Nova Scotia stocks

>>17095689
Did they died?

>>17095685
I'm serious. I bet you are some retardedly ugly autistic piece of shit. I'd be surprised if your girlfriend isn't even worse or some fat whale whore. Fuck you.

>>17095710
>>17095680
>>17095642
>>17095628
>>17095618
>>17095412
>>17095344
>>17095247
>>17095145
>>17094540
>>17094451

Shhhhhhhhhh. Only dreams now.

>>17095708
They bought the dip.

>>17095708
Whale got them

>>17095733
that guy is having a pretty bad day it seems

>>17095681
I believe no one should apologize for loling! It would be rude to put someone down because they are expressing happyness.

FREE ZEROHEDGE

>>17095743
lol

>>17095734
>>17095708
just shaking loose hands

>>17095733
If I knew where you lived I would beat you half to death faggot

>>17095755
are they still b& from twatter? I haven't been paying attention.

Are my SPCE calls gonna make it, bros?
$21 2/21 exp

>>17095766
Yep

And I don't really know if I would call zerohedge "they," I think it's mostly just one guy shitposting 24/7 about the impending financial apocalypse. Unique viewpoint, though.

>>17095763
only half? sheesh.. no wonder you're so mad.. you can't get anything done

>>17095763
I'd probably snap you in half lad.

>>17095286
>I need a hug
Sure, Anon, here you go.
*Kicks you in the head*
You STUPID frog. I've been shilling TSLA here for months. I literally have hundreds of posts on the subject. All you had to do was listen to me and you would have made money, but you disregarded them all. Now say fucking sorry!

>>17095755
Fuck the fearmongers

>>17095763
>>17095710
>>17095680
Incredibly based but also hilarious

>>17095288
Wtf did i just read? Are you 12 years old?

>>17095790
>Incredibly based but also hilarious
I'm in tears.

>Eventide Asset Management, LLC just issued a filing suggesting it has sold all of its Sunesis Pharmaceuticals
Uh-oh.

>>17095789
Who the fuck are you?

>>17095763
this is Baggie drunk again ladies and gentlemen

Welp, where can euro cucks buy TSLA shares?

Do you have to pay like 15 buck per month even if you dont trade and just hodl shares?

>>17095797
Wrong image

>>17095789
>making calls without a trip
>guys i've been telling you for months

>>17095789

>>17095796
how did you know you slick bastard you

>>17095809
Degiro or Interactive Brokers.

Euro's are really cucked. I feel terrible that you're not able to participate in markets with as much ease as we do in the States.

>>17094217
No way that buttfucker tops the Bern...
LMAO @ Biden, no one likes that kid fondler
Bermie should announce Warren as his VP, straight to the moon with no survivors

anyone in UWT? the ecofag in me is grinning at the idea of investing in the slow death of crude oil

>>17095820

>>17095852
FUCK I MEANT DWT AAAA

>>17095833
The only two demos people like are Yang Gang and Col. Sanders. Anyone else is asking Trump to win.

>take short nap
>already new thread thats almost dead
Didnt even get to shitpost. guess I better get one in

>>17095785
Let me guess, you're some revolting fat shit who thinks just because he weighs 350 lbs he's strong?

I AM JUST OH SO SALTY I BOUGHT SALT

>>17095821
Rip Harambee go enjoy your virgins with kobe

>>17095883
Nah. That’s just the impassioned crowd that actually bothers with caucuses.

It’s gonna be Biden. Let me know when the predictit market says he’s got no chance at the nomination.

>Haven't checked my stocks in two days.
>TESLA doubles my portfolio overnight

Wow, imagine not owning TESLA right now.

>>17095820
A big dick, big brain nigga who bought TSLA at $190 and spent hours of my time advising people to buy.
>>17095820
I seriously have like 30% of the pro TSLA posts over the last eight months. You should take Tripfags less seriously. Both LCIguy and Baggy bought TSLA puts and told people to sell the stock, if that wasn't proof that they're retarded.

>>17093928
For some reason, my RH account doesn't have a button for options trading. What gives?

Looking to jump into this tasty gambling bullshit

>>17095900
SNSS anon was saying it was pumping this morning though?

What happens when the chink money gets btfo in a major dip anyway? They just print more money?

which books should I read as a noob?
I have a lot of time on my hands now

>>17095831
Thanks mate gona check em

>>17095922
y-yeah imagine t-that

>trump is giving rush the medal of freedom
looks like election shitposting is back on the menu boys

>UBS: market pricing in 2 rate cute and no recession
BASED AS FUCK
GIMME AN ENTRY POINT GODDAMN IT

>>17095924
Take them seriously as in they’re seriously cancerous And you shouldn’t reply to them.

>>17095912
>It’s gonna be Biden.
yeah the dude who left Iowa with a cool 0 delegates is gonna win this thing.

>>17095948
pretty much, and it's not just them - it's everyone.

>>17095954
Shitposting for Dummies

>>17094674
>SRNE bags are heavy.
i know this feel.

Any bears still alive and positioned?

>>17095833
>No way that buttfucker tops the Bern
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1224731240793767936

>>17095708
The guy hit the wake so hard that when he fell out of his seat he pulled the rudder and they probably capsized because those broads were too stupid to cut the power to the engine.. When you hit water with that much speed it's like concrete... It probably wasn't pretty.

>>17095708
I seem to remember they all lived, actually.

I'm glad the happening is o---

On February 4, there were 38 new cases outside mainland China, the biggest daily increase to date

>>17095987
correct.
probably, because superdelegates

How many does Iowa even have? They don't seem representative of the broader population.

I'm going to use $400 of my profits today to pay a thicc japanese asmr chick to make a custom video for me and you can't stop me

NEW NEW NEW

>>17096052

>>17096052

>>17096052

>>17096052

>>17096052

>>17096059
just get one to make home videos with you, ya dummy.

>>17096040
FUTURES DON'T LIKE SOMETHING

>>17095954
no need to read books, just buy the dip

FYI: Behold the Power of T and his Fat Divvy (& Drip). Not to shabby huh and this is just a bit over 1 yr. Think of it after 20.

>>17096080
do you pay for this service?

>>17096049
>probably, because superdelegates
Bloomberg will buy those. Cap this if they head into a brokered convention it will be Bloomberg. they already changed the NH debate criteria just for him, they're letting him get his foot in the door.

>How many does Iowa even have? They don't seem representative of the broader population.

not many, but its important to do good in Iowa for two reasons:

1) Usually whoever wins iowa wins their party nomination
2)Good momentum and fundraising for NH

Biden was the VP of a relatively popular administration and came fucking fourth. Absolutely pathetic.

I wish to summon a tripfag.

GALT

i bought my first 100 GALTs today. how much to make it?

>>17096134
True...
God damn it. I want to pamp my pharma stocks and the broader market would also prefer Biden.

>>17093973
Da fuc is wrong with you posting that shit

>>17095118
benders never forgetti

>>17094830
A gayer, whiter Obama

>>17095789
Proof!??

>>17096806
There's no proof, other than that my autism and you can be sure that I have told plenty of people about TSLA and corrected a lot of the FUD here, FOR FREE.