/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the actual fuck is going on here?

>>17089123
tesla confirmed cryptoshit

>tfw you thought yesterday was too late to buy in but got 7 shares anyway

TO THE MOON

insane shit. What fase are we in?

>>17089138
Dec 17 but for stonks

>>17089138
Jason Burack said it looks like a hedge fund blew up and had to cover its shorts.

This is what it looks like when large hedge funds get blown out of their positions.

>>17089162
Take off. Unironically. This shit is heading north of $5k within three years.

>>17089184
>>17089162
So delusion then

>>17089162

>>17089184
>5x in 3 years
Wow impressive
For a boomer

>>17089184
Delusion it is

>>17089165
There was really big players shorting tesla, other car companies would take their place they said. Kek.

Someone is def gonna comit sudoku

>>17089204
>>17089196
kek

>>17089203
With bitcorn it's been 0.5x return in 3 years. Impressive. For a degenerate zoomer.

I have no idea what I’m doing so I own one Tesla share I bought at 400. Tried buying another at 815 last night but the limit kicked in and I guess It’s not gonna place the order. Thanks robinhood

>>17089253
The Robinhood virgin vs the Charles Schwab Chad

>>17089238
He's still living in December 2017. Go easy on him.

>>17089184
itt: delusion confirmed

/biz/ please sell, i promise you it cant stay this high.

>>17089291
Stocks only go up

>>17089138
bitcoin 2017 nuff said

$TSLA is scam. Everybody will get cooked soon

Thanks Elon, you turned a $530 investment into a 24k payout.

im all in link sinnce, 30 cents

never was interested in tsla


congratss to all of you

im barely starting to feel the fomo

so take that as you will

ill be thinking so shorting soon

>>17089123
Why I never invested in TSLA? It was obvious moonshot. Will wait for a dip, as I am sure it can grow much more.

I'm in at 925 with 10 shares. How did I do guys?

OUR PLAN:

PHASE 1: AMAZON (complete)
PHASE 2: TESLA (complete)
PHASE 3: $100K BITCOIN (upcoming)

Welcome to the new financial world order.

>>17089197
950 top confirmed

Im so fucking angry. I only have 1 share from monday 700, last year i was like buy 5 shares on December when it was 200. Fuck you all. Fuck this world. Fuck everything. Fuck god. Fucking bitch. AAAAAA!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17089162

Delusion

>>17089253
>Tried buying another at 815 last night

Jeez

>>17089123
>he shorted tesla after bolivia gov got knocked out

oh no no no no

>>17089162
Right in between new paradigm and denial, I sold my option and share for 7100 when it was over 900, dropping like a rock now.

>>17089379
I feel you mate, last year I had a big chunk of savings put aside for investing but didn't get to it while being overworked from 2 jobs
Imagine working instead of following stocks
At least I have 50 from 2017 at 300, but it's more bitter than sweet atm

Just bear in mind the real life guy from the big short is currently shorting TESLA.
I don't have the link any more but google his name and then type his name and "shorting tesla" into YouTube and you'll get an interview where he explains as much.

>>17089162
Visualize connecting blockchain agnostic Smart Contracts to The DTCC's clearing house APIs enabling decentralized applications to autonomously trade and settle on the traditional financial system in a trust-minimized manner.

You'll need a middleware for that
>Chainlink

http://www.dtcc.com/news/2020/february/04/dtcc-launches-new-api-marketplace-to-transform-how-clients-access-services

>>17089138
>>17089138
I legitimately think that elon and some of his buddies are inflating the stock price to get people to sell BTC

>>17089123
fugg stogs only go ub :DDD

>>17089162
Stealth

>>17089454
I wanna bash my head into a wall so bad man. I fucking knew it was ganna happen. I was too much of a pussy to just put aside 2k. I could have made my other positions later after shorting it on this exact fucking moment. Fucking bullshit

I only had two shares (bought 1 at $330 and the other at $680). Sold today at $901. Did I do good /biz/?

>>17089515
>crying about not spending $2k on boomer stocks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17089530
Fucking duh. Im poor as fuck

>>17089456
Another short squeez Inc. Unironically next stop 1.2k

>>17089521
no

>>17089521
maybe you could take profits to buy deep in the money calls that expire next year if this thing pulls a btc bull run

>>17089184
lmao holy fuck, yep we're at the new paradigm stage

>>17089138
I initially assumed this was a normie FOMO craze but this is getting insane, I feel like there is something dirty going on here.

>>17089521
don't panic back in if it goes to 950 - 1K
it's gonna correct hard at some point put buy orders at 600 and ride the bulltrap probably to 800 850
then all bets are off

I thinkthis is mania phase of the bull market since 2012 in the Stock market.
It wasnt gonna be the dow going mental at the end, it’d be a few companies nies going parabolic.

>>17089197
Kek.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17089591
Except we're not. This a real company with real technology real employees real product, bitcoin is a scam.

>>17089162
Is this graph based on the tech bubble burst?

>>17089730
any bubble actually

>>17089165
Odd to me that hedge funds ever short directly instead of just buying puts for this reason

Tesla's Bubble Burst will mark the start of the next great market collapse.

>>17089706
yeah with a production of 300k cars per year lol

>stock market isnt a bubble

>>17089238
But I bought in link like all of the other autismos here, lol
X20 in 1 year

>>17089123
if any of you stock boomers are feeling left out, go buy SPCE today and hold for 1 year. As soon as Bieber, Decaprio and Tom Hanks are flying in space you will see an easy 10x time return. Or don't that's fine too.

>>17089162
Bear trap

>>17089706
bitcoin is a real product but you can keep seething and coping
good luck with your bank account cuck, you don't own your money lmao

>>17089952
I bought SPCE on New Years Eve. Up 73% so far. /comfy

>>17089756
I'm starting to buy cheap bear ETFs so I hope you're right.

>>17089355
Not bad if you have the balls to hold till tomorrow

>>17089162
Greed

>>17089706
>bitcoin is NOT the same as tulips bro tulips are flowers and bitcoin is actual tech

>>17089452
>Obvious bull pendant mid-day
>950 top
Better luck next time!

>>17090385
It's all good, I sold at 900 and made 7K since yesterday. I did jump in with a 1200 call for 6.5 on the dip, now at 11.8, this shit is like printing money

>>17090393
Bretty good either way

>>17090393
Just broke 900 again.

this is how bag holders are made

Don't believe Daniel Dabek lies

>lost $775 million in 2019
>$13 billion in long term debt still
>bigger market cap than mcdonalds now
>loved by redditors and california vegan faggots

sell

>>17090620
BYND 2.0

>>17089197
I hope all of you are aware this is really truly a bubble and get ready to short after that initial drop+ dead cat bounce. If you missed shorting Bitcoin, don't miss this

>>17089138
Pump and Dump in stock form. Profit takings gonna be ugly.

>>17089164
Unironically this

>>17090620
this. if you were wall st looking to exit for some years and had to pnd on normans, who better than based elon the relatable genius billionaire.

tldr stonks are a scam

>>17089162
stealth phase

>>17089197
why not overlay it with the 2013/2014 bitcoin bubble dum dum? The prices are even similar.

TSLA top at $1200 confirmed

>>17089706
>if I can't hold something in my hand it's not a real product or technology

>>17089706
>This a real company with real technology real employees real product
And huge real losses every year

>>17089162
Delusion

>>17089123

>>17089138
PREPARE TO BUY THE TESLA CRASH

>only company in history to successfully challenge the internal combustion engine for cars
>electric engines are objectively better than internal combustion engines in almost every way apart from sounding boring
>hurr it will stop soon
ITT: brainlets

>>17089184
>>17089196
toppest kekski

>>17092106
Worth more than McDonald's

>>17089138
Tesla...
Will...
Own...

MARS

In 10 years.

Fact.

Fuck your fundamentals.

Start believing, start investing, the best time was yesterday, the second best time to start is now.

>>17092106
Tesla isn't a car company. It's a battery company that skinned a car company in the '00s and has been walking around in it like leatherface ever since.

>>17092106
That's not how you value a company and hopefully you will understand that soon.

>>17092152
Sure, and when other car manufacturers start buying their batteries this will happen all over again

>>17092152
Ok then they do a poor job at selling cars or batteries.

The main thing that should show people that it's going to pop is that it is a retail bubble. There has never been a sustained retail bubble but retail bubbles like this have happened many times.

is this trash the reason why the sp500 jumped 2% today? the fuck was that..

>>17092199
Last I checked, they're doing just fine at selling batteries
>https://www.baka.com.au/business/companies/dawn-of-battery-age-agl-inks-huge-battery-deal-in-time-for-liddell-exit-20191030-p535mf.html

>>17089138
New paradigm

>>17092223
fixed url
http://archive.is/VlEFV

>>17092216
Teslas not an S&P 500 Co.
You need to make a profit (4 quarters) to qualify, ironically enough

>>17092106
I get it. I also understand the shit went vertical. .

>>17092216
Repo injections

>>17089197
This shit is fucking spooky. True proof that bubbles are built into our dna, our social nature and our avaricious tendencies. If it wasn't TSLA, it would be some other gaylord stock blowing its top off right now, not based on any merit of the stock but simply because this is what greedy social mammals in a global market inevitably end up doing.

>>17092292
damn i wanted to buy some index fund today and my order didnt get execute for 10c.. and now i am fucked.i hope it will go down again but probably not soon... fuck
>>17092255
tnx anon

>>17092148
>new paradigm!
>quick, there's still time to pump my bags!

>>17092400
>NOOOO I don't want free money, here have some more of my shorts to feed your gains!

TSLA will never ever be below $930 again

If you are familiar with blockchain/crypto space 20% is not a big deal. Many states people aren't investing in crypto even though there are options of regulated exchanges such as Binance US and CoinZoom. Blockchain space is becoming mature and gaining more utility with the developments in different ecosystems.

>>17092244
This link shows a Chinese company got the big contract.
Sure Tesla did another battery but that was a $90M cost, how much of that was profit to them? Not enough to pay back their debts. And they didn’t even get the bid for the other govt batteries.

>>17092369
yep, it is human emotions: fear and greed

>>17089123
Can someone Photoshop the cybertertruck riding the stock line all the way to mars? I'm so hyped bois

>>17092106
Electric cars were a huge fad around 100 years ago

>>17089203
Yeah meanwhile crypto has lost between 50% (bitcoin) and 90%+ (alts) over the last three years. Fuck off you sperg and jerk of to your Chuck E Cheese tokens.

>>17089706
Nobody is really this dumb.

>>17089521
you made money didn't you?

>>17089197
Kek

Based fucking call anon.

droppin like its hawt

it dropped $80 in the 15 minutes before the close

Headed back to $600 tomorrow

>>17089123
and here we go