/biz/ - Business & Finance

Tsla calls in the morning?

>>17083671
FEEL THE BERN!

>>17083671
TSLA $1000 by next week..

>>17083694
tesla 10.00 next week

Guys I'm fucking scared, I put in my life savings into galt because savanon and Pendy were so convincing and now I'm losing thousands every day.

Fuck Bears

>>17083671

SNSS hit .64 earlier, it might actually be happening.

if anyone besides biden wins tonight the markets tanking, don't quote me on this

>>17083704
you're retarded

>Futures

bullish until friday, then jobs report = another selloff

>>17083718
no

>>17083688

Need a safe options play.

Too much of a pussy for Tesla.

>>17083741
Me on the left.

>>17083741
>Bernie
>captain
oh golly... is... is that.... a society..... with, dare I say it? A society with CLASSES?????

>>17083741
>Imagine the smell

>>17083704
GALT and ONTX have a meeting 10&11, good chance both might go up. Right now people should be buying the dips instead of selling, if anything.

>>17083748
so you're jewish?

>>17083704
That is probably bait but it would serves you right for trusting a fucking Tripfag.

>>17083757
he's on /biz/

>>17083741
They all have soiface. Kek.

>>17083751

They wanted the shirts to say "Bernie Commissar" but they weren't sure on how to spell it

>>17083746
Tbh.: Put a box spread on Tesla.
It will either moon further or crash. No way this is at a sustainable level right now

>>17081424
not too good, but more importantly: All new Carpet

>>17083751
Even more than that, its a militarized society. How right wing ugh.

>>17083787
5 minutes.
#Pray4ChineseCollapse

>>17083782
>Carpet
>Current year plus 4
Yikes. I'm very bullish on $HARDWOOD FLOORS

>>17080606
So is the bull dead, lads?

>>17083786
I really can't even right now. I thought we were better than this Bernie-bros. We got too cocky

>>17083741
Where's the divershitty?

40% of Iowa Dem caucus prioritize healthcare. I feel like we can play this trend up to the month before 2020 election. Typically winning nominees borrow policies from losers in hopes of garnering their base/personal support. So healthcare will be constantly talked about in the media these coming months regardless of who goes up against Trump

>>17083811
5th from left, back row

>>17083800
Could be. Unless it is really a result of the quarantines in China. Not sure how that index is calculated.

>>17083812
and then Trump:
>"stonks"
>wins

holy shit SHCOMP i just watched that massive 1 minute candle live...it was up then it printed instantly, was scary to watch

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A?t=64

>>17083782
why not just have normal floors with rug on top

>>17083827
they're only down 2%
surprising

>>17083827
havent seen a candle like that in awhile

>>17083800
fundamentals don't match with valuations.

the future stream of payments promised by stocks are going down.

but prices keep rising. that only works if you don't get caught holding the bag.

the real question is who is buying at these prices? fund managers playing catch up? american saving rates have just gone up? fomo buyers? a combination of all the above?

look for a correction this year. hopefully soon to get it out of the way.

how much % do you guys dedicate to meme stocks? im starting to think id be better off buying indexes and defensives and just having a small amount to play with

>>17083836
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YC3sTbAPcU

>red_chinaman_waking_from_bed_with_bright_glowing_eyes.jpg

>>17083845
I've got my whole portfolio on DOGE coin

They banned selling, right? No way this is in any way legit

>>17083847
kek

>>17083864
sales over 10k need party approval AFAIK

>>17083671
redpill me on long term capital gains, if I make 70k a year wagecucking, and I want to cash out on long stocks totalling 100k, could I just quit my job, have 0 income, then cash out my stocks and pay 0%?

>>17083864
Look at how shallow the candles are on 1-minute charts, this is 100% artificial and manipulated by chinese communist party

>>17083864
don't think too hard about it ;^)

>>17083872
no
use a search engine such as "google.com" or "bing.jp" to read about the taxation

>Be CCP
>Make buying downiest illegal
>Print billions of dollars
>Opens green

lmao, sorry to the boys getting chinked on their FXI puts/YANG calls rn

Does anyone actually buy GoPro cameras anymore?
ER is this week and puts are cheap.

>>17083800
>Go negative
How the fuck would that work? I thought the theoretical price of any stock owned outright was $0.

>>17083858
dont

>>17083878
The CHICOM HFT bot is playing craps with the Chinese economy

Is it too late to jump on tesla

>>17083891
When I downloaded Robinhood they gave me a GP stock. I made 15 cents on it today. or broke even from the last 3

>>17083921
let me know when you buy so I can go long on puts

>>17083921
just buy Microsoft. Guaranteed 20% growth by next month

>>17083921
Buy the roomer sell the news.

>>17083845
My $2k Robin Hood portfolio is 100% memes. I've seen 4 reverse stock splits in the last year. Kek.

>>17083851

>>17083921
Are you willing to hold for long term? If you are, it's not too late, but you may not have the best entry if there is a correction.

stimulus already devoured

>>17083878

>>17083851
good times!

>>17083851
>>17083864
>>17083827
>>17083878

Just imagine having your money tied up in this paper tiger. KEK.

>>17083890
Not even mad. I did bet on it going down and I am probably correct, but I can not do much if selling becomes literally illegal.
Like investing money in a company and the gouvernment nationalizing it the next day. Thats life.

I think we will see eternal crabbing since no one can sell and only the Chinese banks want to buy.
>>17083949
The Chinks will probably ban to bid lower than the opening value and try to start a rallye at the end. Now I have no doubt the minus we will see today will be -1/2% max. Maybe even a 0.X+.

>>17083949
You can bet that they aren't finished. I don't even know what the limits on their manipulation are; if the Chinese markets are going to put up with it, they'll get away with anything.

Apparently they have no restrictions using the
中国共产党的流动性工具

>>17083949
If true, china is unironically over. Literally the last 20 years wasted because of a virus.

how should i play 150k in the stock market?

>Shanghai: -0.02%

fuck you jerks for getting me excited... my YINN puts aren't gonna rally off this at all

>>17084001
Everybody dump their Tencent and Bilzzard stocks NOW

>>17084004
spend a couple thousand on a plane ticket to Shanghai and spend the rest of it on chinky paper

>>17084004
all in on TSLA or you're a fag

>>17084006
WAT DA FUG
NOW THEY'RE GREEN

REEEEEEE

MURDER ALL PANDAS

>>17084004
>>17084019
This. Anyone that doesn't buy TSLA is a fucking pussy and deserves to make no money.

>>17084019
seriously should i?

>>17083945
I am willing to wait. I believe it has a great future, but I'm worried it's going to lower and I'd rather wait.

I could be wrong and it could hit a new high tho, so I'm afraid.

>>17084025
>>17084019
t. Tesla putters
>>17084029
Always bet on Bill Gates

>>17084038
how is tesla related to bill gates?

7 straight green candles in a row on a composite index, chinese economy so strong! wow

>>17084048
Buy Microsoft, retard

>>17084050
oh. calls or the stock?

>>17084057
yes

>>17084061
ok thanks

>>17084038
I'm a TSLA bull. Fuck Microsoft and your puny 20% in a month gains. LMAOing at your life.

>>17084073
Slow and steady, nigger

>>17084057
>Being this dense

A fool and his money are easily parted. You're going to lose even on sure bets. Kek.

>>17084029
Yes, seriously. Hold it until 2025.

>>17084079
That isn't slow and steady, there's inherent risk in Microsoft as well, but there isn't the same future.

Interview with Mr. Musk next week for his AI team.
How much TSLA equity should I demand? I think 1% market share minimum.

>>17084073
fuck off TSLA shill, watch it drop like a rock tomorrow

>>17084081
rude
>>17084079
how high can microsoft go? it makes sense that it might since apple is losing steam ever since jobs died

I'm so tired of FOMO and missing the boat
>housing is a bubble just wait it out
>tsla is a joke, shoddy production quality it'll take forever for them to be anywhere near any other car company

i want to die

>>17083903
>you have to pay money to get rid of it
kek, it's almost like it's a ticking time bomb

Green day tomorrow frens. Don't forget that stonks only go up, never down.

>>17084112
250 by December
screencap this

>>17084113
this 2bh

>>17084112
Put it all in Microsoft and sign up for DRIP. Set it and forget it fren.

>>17084105
>Drops 10% at most
WHAT THE HECK IM BROKE NOW. I guess I'll go off to cry in my pile of money.
>>17084095
>I think 1% market share minimum
Small potatoes. Ask to become VP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2oblqnJ2Zo

>>17084095
imagine all the TSLA employees who have been getting paid in stock for the last 5 years
damn

>>17084116
that's true

>>17084113
just wait, coronachan will crash all markets.

>>17084128
ok thanks

>>17084136
>WHAT THE HECK IM BROKE NOW. I guess I'll go off to cry in my pile of money
only a complete retard would be a tsla bull at this point

>>17083704
Why would you even acknowledge tripfags? You deserve this.

>>17084136
That video. Christ almighty. Telsa cultists ladies and gentlemen.

Threadly reminder, shit is worse than you could ever imagine. I hope you take your rally gains and get the fuck out.

>>17084154
No problem fren. This is actually an easy game that a lot of people try to complicate. Remember that.

>>17083921
Just buy crazy out of the money options. That’s how I made 40k today.

>>17084136
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
what a fucking sham. Sorry, tesla shills. this is for your own good

>>17084112
Don't listen to the MS shills. Listen to the TSLA shills. We're not getting paid for it, we actually believe in the company.
>>17084161
I'm at least a based retard then. I don't even care if there's a dip, I can't wait to make "WE GOT TOO COCKY, BROS" post and laugh until it goes back up again. TSLA $4000 2025. Screen cap this and commit suicide after you've missed out and still have to wage cuck everyday.

how do i trade SNSS after hours? im in the US and InteractiveBrokers is my only brokerage

JUST LIKE THE FLU GUYS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

>Become successful trader
>No friends left
>No girlfriend
>Family 6 hour car ride away
What do? Prostitutes and /smg/? Is that my life now?

Jeez louise I just had to shovel 12 inches of snow off half my block's sidewalk, harder workout than my military presses. Futures are... up! Glad I cut my short nya
>>17083782
It'll be okay, think of all the fun things you can spill on it!

SPY ATH EOW

>>17084197
If you're a successful trader you can live anywhere and have plenty of free time to find a girlfriend you stupid larping faggot.

>>17084197
drop the prostitutes in favor of ethnogens and fine art

>>17084196
>Getting welded in inside your house
Kek, I love clown world.

>>17084177
>>17084193

>>17084205
>Sorry babe, we can't go out to breakfast. NYSE opens in 15 minutes

Realistically, what can the Chinese investors or companies even do?
The banks are all under the control of the party (and vice versa) so no chance they will intervene. And the Chinese people must be quite happy that their stocks are up, even if they can not sell any of them.

Some institutions, companies, foreigners and trading firms must be angry/facing huge losses, because their money is tied up in worthless crap, but what are they going to do?

>>17084185
can u explain your strategy, specifically when and how much u bought?

>>17084213
>he needs to trade every single day
wow, so successful

>>17084143
coronachan is a massive pussy
coronavirus seems like a total baby tier virus. even with peak spread around april, it'll be "oh i have to work from home for a couple of days" for most of the non-tradespeople who are affected

>>17084193
>I'm at least a based retard then.
you are a normie s o yfag tesla cultist, how the hell can you want to have anything to do with that company or stock
>still have to wage cuck everyday.
I'm not waging and have not done so for a long time

The good things pending for ONTX is pretty damn nice. Just gotta deal with the pain from all the games and china virus fears first. Look at the investor dec 2019.pdf on the site. Decide for yourself. The hasty conference on Feb 11 kinda signals something good. You don't put yourself in a public setting like this for bad shit you know. Also uh have any fat cat investor groups bailed yet? No, if anything more are showing up. Then you've got more annalist jumping into it. So ONTX is starting to get noticed. Good things are seemingly ahead. If you got the stomach to deal with the games being played first and the china virus fear.

I’m really looking forward to watching doomonger schizos and bearfags get BTFO yet again tomorrow. :)

>>17084213
at open, your gf should be making you breakfast wearing an apron

>>17084216
>what can the Chinese investors or companies even do?
they do the same thing every day: whatever they're ordered

>>17084197
Break on through to the other side

>>17084222
>whole China in quarantine
>stores, cinemas, restaurants, etc. all closed
>no Chinese tourism

>j-j-just work from home a couple days
we will see anon

tomorrow is gonna be a fun day

>>17084171
Jesus christ that non-existent muzzle discipline.

The bear cope in this thread is fucking pathetic lmao

>>17084223
>how the hell can you want to have anything to do with that company or stock
You mean, why would I want anything to do with a company that outperformed every company on the S&P 500 and DJIA last year and YTD? Money.

My average is so low at this point that Elon Musk would have to die for me to lose money on my position. As a bonus I get to shitpost about it and have fun with my meme stock.

>>17084213
Kek going out to breakfast on a weekday

>also not being able to take a day off

>>17083864
Speechless

>>17084240
>lunar new year anyway
>most people who get sick are just gonna ride it out at home and not miss work
economic effect will be negligible

AAAAAAAH I NEVER SHOULDA BET AGAINST THE QE OF THE CCP!!!!
>>17084227
did Biden win or something?
>>17084234
>apron
i guess i'll allow it

>>17084197
god i wish that were me

I'm obsessed with trading and DD but can't find 30 minutes in the day to deposit multiple checks

>>17084288
If I had known its now illegal for Chinese shares to drop I would have put some calls on it lol
>>17084297
They ban sales, fix the bid and Chinese banks are buying up the rest.
We cant really win against it now. The only positive thing is that we dont trade on the Chinese markets directly, so we can actually sell our stuff. The people and companies that are involved can not.

>>17084207
based and aesthetic pilled

>>17083864
SHORTING IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT MOVES THE MARKET

>>17084205
>Haven't been social for years
>The only girlfriend was 6 years ago
>"Oi mate, just walk outside to the nearest bar and find a girlfriend"
I prefer to keep my brain inside my head. You're here on /smg/, so I can bet my left ball you know exactly what I'm talking about. If I wanted a fucking slut as a girlfriend I might aswell ask a prostitute out for dinner, jeez

>>17084297
>QE OF THE CCP
take out the Q
maybe take out the E too
this is just pure naked buying, they aren't trying to fancy it up

>>17084330
>SHORTING IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT MOVES THE MARKET
Read the thread.

buy HSY

Boomers found the newest sips

>>17084336
Well, every penny lost is a lesson learned.
The lesson we can take from this is
"If China drops, the gouvernment will support the markets by force and tax money."

Im going to bed. Goodnight lads

long healthcare lads, doesn't matter who wins 2020, that sector will get lots of attention
also kek at the hillary clones

Hong Kong just reported it's first death.

>TSLA 1000 EOW
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>17084361
that boomer is probably diabetic and trying to stop himself from going into a hypoglycemic crisis.

>>17084413
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/death-toll-tops-425-u-225726211.html

>>17084409

>>17084385
>tax money
oh no, I don't think it works like that at all...

>>17084409
Joe Biden is getting assfucked tonight
he needs that comeback game to win other primaries

>>17084413
great news let's celebrate

>>17084409
So why is Bloomberg spending millions if he isn't in here?

>>17084414
That image is peak comfy. I'm going to retire on a couple of acres of land down in the south when this is all said and done.

>>17084422
>oh no, I don't think it works like that at all...
Either that, or inflation.
If Chinese banks and the gouvernment are supporting the market by buying they lose money. They are not gaining it most certainly by buying up stocks that they can sell to no one.
And at the end of the chain either the PBOC or the gouvernment will have to hold up the economy, banks and institutions. They are also suffering because their money is now tied up in stuff they know is worthless.

Option 1 is inflation by printing money and option 2 is state sponsored funding (as in tax money).

My GOOGL puts are all going to die after all :( Can you please not destroy me market Gods and at least give me Bernie winning so my UNH puts save me? ;(

>>17084420
>he plays minecraft and thinks hes qualified to give advice

>>17084420
I wish I went into bio/pharma instead of falling for the engineering meme. My uncle does consulting for pharma IPOs in east asia and damn I wish I could just sit down and talk to him every sunday. He probably makes 7 figures just speculating with insider knowledge and industry experience

>>17084443
>**Other Candidates: Those receiving less than 1% support are not shown individually.

>>17084443
I would assume that he probably just needs to win NY and CA to win the noms, so he is focusing there and isn't wasting his time on Iowa. He got a late start anyway
no idea though lol

>>17084458
it's certainly just printed money
I doubt that they had a couple hundred billion in tax money just lying around waiting to buy stocks with

>>17084473
I wish you were kidding

>>17084467
>UNH puts
smart
I sold a teeny tiny bit of Merck, but I couldn't bring myself to cash out... fuck me, it's too late... I'll have to buy da dips I guess

>>17084443 (lol close)
To be part of the conversation, build steam, and steal attention from the others

>>17084482
Its China, and the economy is theirs for the taking. Any assets of any Chinese bank are at their disposal.

We will see though. Probably some mixed meassures.

>>17084492
heh heh you're SOOOOO easy
I'm gonna save this (you) for a rainyday!

>CPHI up 79%

$20 by 2/14, here I come!

>>17083671
>>17083827
>>17083851
Dear /smg/, after I bought a whole bunch of Zcash at all time low and cashed out my intital investment last week I decided to utilize the Corona-chan opportunity to get into stocks.
I haven't had enough time to grasp all of the basics so please excuse this retard question:
If the Chinese stock market is getting raped right now, how come Alibaba is up by 3%? How is that possible? I just want to buy the Corona dip on Chink Amazon, thank you very much.

>>17084534
the dip was cancelled

btw I have free access to uptodate and a bunch of other institutional databases thanks to my job, i would be happy to research any of your pharma or healthcare stocks for the low low price of 1 single linkie.

>>17084534
>he thinks stocks go down

>>17084558
I don't know what UpToDate is
type in "boobs" and take a screenshot of the search results so I can get an idea of what we're paying for here

>>17084558
What do you do as a job lad? I left the industry a couple of years ago (Bio fag who worked at a large biotech/biopharma company that you have all heard of before)

>>17084534
Stay out of the Chinese market right now, you’re obviously new and you will get absolutely rekt.

My best advice to you is to read as much Investopedia as you can before you put a single dent into the market.

Also, buy REYN.

CHINA CBANK SAYS LIQUIDITY INJECTION VIA OPEN MARKET OPERATIONS SHOWS DETERMINATION TO STABILISE MARKET EXPECTATIONS AND RESTORE MARKET CONFIDENCE

kek

We got our first results from Iowa. Trump swept all the delegates.

>>17084578
I would but I have to connect to it through a VPN through the hospital network from home and I don't really want to be shitcanned, sorry.
>>17084586
I don't want to doxx myself because I've posted other details before but I'm a PA-C, most of my time was in critical care until I got selected for a thoracic transplant fellowship because of reasons.

>>17084608
the 中国共产党的流动性工具 is only at 50% capacity

when we hit full power their stocks are going to go vertical

>>17084618
somehow Pete Butt is topping the rest of the field
but old Bernie might be able to go deep tonight

>>17084638
search armpit or something damn

CBank says Xi Xinping will decide the price of every stock in CSI 300 before markets open. Selling below this price will result in seizure of assets (which always belonged to the people anyway)

>>17084642
yeah the DNC is retarded and thought that by holding all the senators hostage it would be good for Biden, but it really only helped Buttfucker.

>>17084608
so the CPC is literally buying all the bags

>>17084666
yes

>>17084638
> I'm a PA-C, most of my time was in critical care until I got selected for a thoracic transplant fellowship because of reasons
Incredibly based

What can you tell me about Moderna, Inc?

>>17084663
sauce?

>>17083741
>white people.

So THIS is the power of Capitalism under a totalitarian regime under the guise of communism...

>>17084663
Crush the sellers
take the assets
we call it a "stock market"

>>17084664
Once Pete gets on top, he tends to stay in a dominant role
He's really generating a lot of power tonight

>>17084666
no one is allowed to sell though
there is no getting off the ride
the numbers go up, but you can't get your money out, so how much are your stocks really worth?

>>17084694
what you're saying is that only capitalism can exist

>>17084695
>so how much are your stocks really worth?
in a few months china will have no industry, no tourism and no exports. but the stock markets will be green. hon honk

I’m buying back into VXX for protection when we hit all time highs tomorrow.

>>17084701
I wasn’t, but I am now.

>Now SHCOMP is dropping
And here comes the next load of money
>>17084666
Pretty much
>>17084695
Its like a casino where everyone gets free chips but the chips can no longer be exchanged back into money.
>>17084709
>China wiped out and destroyed
>Server in the ruined PBOC still setting higher bid prices each day

>>17084673
Their CMV vaccine looks promising and could potentially be a huge deal way down the line. While CMV is pretty common, it does have a huge amount of implications in certain patient populations, especially newborns and transplant recipients. There's a wealth of literature available on Google about the poor outcomes from CMV positive donor to CMV negative recipients.

The pharma industry can be pretty fickle as I'm sure you know, I wouldn't go all in or anything but I personally do see some promise in their CHF research as well, even though I'm sure it'll be cucked by AZ lel.

>>17084722
this could be modern art, anon

china numba 1

Shanghai has started its recovery nicely. Looks like everything is back to normal. see ya tomorrow, and remember to say a prayer for our boy Rush.

>>17084739
>even though I'm sure it'll be cucked by AZ

This doesn't surprise me since they're just a tiny startup by market cap comparison to the rest of the big boys. It has a lot of Silicon Valley vibes which are what got me excited.

>>17084739
Opdivo & Yervoy VS Merck, who's REALLY the better cancer treatment? What about Lilly's new drug selpercatinib?

And if you know anything about Roche's drugs, Herceptin, Avastin, MabThera/Rituxan, Xeloda and Tarceva... that would be cool too. Maybe AZN's pipeline too.

Oncology is just printing money right now, and cheapies may be on the way!!

>>17084784
>>17084739
Thanks

>>17084739
I wanted to see pictures of armpits
that search engine looks like google circa 1997

can you use it to tell when GALT day is going to be?
also, which of the genetics companies has the best pipeline?

Uh I like DIS and all but if this latest thing happens I think they're in for a big pile of shat in terms of reviews and whatnot. They're supposedly redoing the Honey I shrunk the kids series. From the general story idea I read it'll be a big turd fest at the box office. It's pretty bad and lame and to be honest they'd could've done it way better.

>>17084414
Thats realistic with the exception of the cow, it can't really be grassfed on 1/8th of an acre. You're going to need 5 acres for the cow. The only way to support the cow in this case is ordering food, which, you could do, but even so it would stop that miserable 1/8th acre to mud. No point in all that expense, you should just buy beef from a local producer. Otherwise its possible.

>>17084777
>everything is back to normal
ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>17084709
>+1

In Communist China, stocks are always red (rising)

>>17084812
it's not a normal cow, it's a tethered cow

>>17083671
so I bought like $5k worth of Apple stocks. Now when is this shit gonna go up? I should have bought Tesla man,,,,

futures

>>17084840
Yes, its a cow, tethered in its own shit. Judging by the slope, you are contaminating your Cabbages with e.coli, from the surface run off. Those fences look weak- the pigs will be everywhere, wrecking the crops, if they can get to them faster than the feral hogs, or the deer.

>>17084907
I was told.............it was the end of the world

>>17084917
bastards lied to you.. they lied to us all

China will need to do this every single day from now on, because no one will dare to buy Chinese stocks.
What a shitshow.

>>17084892
https://youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY

Yes, back to work countrymen. Everything is fine. If you are one of the 24k infected with the virus, kindly stay at home.

>>17084910
Thank you for your input
I will reinforce the fences and build the cow a toilet
only true foodchads understand proper farming principles

>>17084928
the world was really ending
then it all got cancelled once they realized they would have to let us take off work

>>17084939
Spoilers: They will

>>17084892
>I should have bought Tesla man,,,,
Based on what, hindsight?

>>17084840
Basically you need more land for the animals, and a much bigger/stronger fence, or else the shaded area will become contaminated with fecal bacteria... hell the whole place will be covered in shit, and you'll track it back and forth to the house and into the crop rows.

>journalism

>>17084907
IT WERE ME TURNNNNNN

WHYYYYYYYYYY

>>17084939
>People starting to make a run on banks, withdrawals become restricted
>People will never save in banks, what a shitshow

>>17084964
m8, that picture was probably made by an artist who learned how to replant vegetables in his backyard and started fantasizing

I just want to wake up tomorrow and it's 1985 and I'm a Wall Street nobody in a world not infested by fucking Chinks and nobody even knows what the Fed is or gives a shit about politics

>>17084803
Yeah the engine sucks dick but the information is more or less as up to date (kek) as you can get.

In regards to the
>GALT
It seems promising but it is still considered to be a fringe therapy, at least within my circle. Cirrhosis simply cannot be reversed but the most recent study had pretty good results with reversing steatosis.

That said, the best treatment for steatosis is and always will be not drinking and losing weight lel.
>>17084787
Merck stock is a unique beast because of their wide drug portfolio. I'm bullish about some of the stuff in their pipeline but bearish about the potential for its value to be decimated by a single lawsuit.

In regards to the Selpercatinib, I don't think that this is the vehicle which will lead to the cure for cancer but this research will probably point LLY in the right direction. Honestly, oncology and peds are my weakest areas so please don't put too much weight into my statement.

These plays are too high IQ for me. Just have the bank buy every worthless stock at normal price and to prevent people from selling even harder at the now pumped price, just ban selling altogether. Why has nobody thought of that before...

>>17084939
Yeah I expected a real dump. Do they have controls in place so no one sells now? I know big sells need to go through CCP. Are they injecting more liqiuidity?

>>17084990
>No real Internet?
What would you even do with your time? Watch shitty movies? Go to shitty parties with idiots? Clown World is the best world.

>>17084964
aren't you supposed to cycle your pastureland and cropland every decade or so? or nah?
also any true farmland should have a creek on property or border a creek. IMO

from my experience in MIssouri, cow shit dries out soon enough and it's pretty useful
maybe where you're from it's different, but in Missouri we would just take a pitchfork to gather up the dry cowpies, then you can burn em up or use em as fertilizer (grow some nice mushrooms in em too)

>>17084971
>(s)he sold

>>17084997
>not drinking
ah shit
just GALT me up fa.m

TSLA bears don't understand how many layers of bullishness it has. We haven't even begun to realize just what the difference in maintenance and drivetrain lifespan is between ICE and EV.

>>17084990
BASED

>>17084964
>growing a bunch of monocultures instead of just throwing everything in together and letting nature sort itself out
you'll never make it. 90% of the work farmers do is due to them being retards who separate everything. if you let the plants grow together they support each other and the animals also fertilize the plants and the plants clean up the shit.

>>17085039
based noble savage

>>17085039
Just let palmer weed run rampant through your corn!

Based and poverty pilled.

Sinopec is at the lowest it's been in 11 years, should I buy bros? I'm thinking of getting a brokerage account just for this. Know close to nothing about trading but made an 11% return watching the value of real stocks with fake money for a few months in a 12th grade business assignment.

>>17085076
weeds only grow rampant due to the fucked up soil due to monocultures and fertilizer retards like you. With lots of ground cover and grazing animals weeds can't even grow.

>>17085087
sounds like you have the prereqs to be a strong trader

>>17085039
you would starve to death

>>17084964
I do agree with what you said originally though, you will have to buy hay for the cow every couple weeks.
better to just buy a lot more land. but in some hypothetical 1 acre survival situation, you could do it. the cow wouldn't be happy, but it looks like they are just buying and raising a cow every year or so for meat

>have about 2,5k saved in indexes
>no doubt
>no assets
>no job
I think it's over for me. Choose a stock for me to all-in first to test my luck.

>>17085108
>you would starve to death

>>17085112
>Choose a stock for me to all-in first to test my luck.
Long term TSLA calls.

>>17085112
idk senpai just choose a penny stock which hasn't crashed yet

>>17085112
Spend 30 minutes learning about options. It will take you a decade to turn 2k into a meaningful amount of money buying and selling shares.

Buy TSLA calls, MSFT calls or maybe faaaaar out SPY calls.

>>17085087
Do not buy anything based in china. None of the numbers are real. In Chinese business culture, the expectation is for your partners to lie, your government to lie, your friends to lie, your rivals to lie even more.
Chinese government had to adjust GDP of entire provinces by up to 30% one year because their governors were incentivized to lie with fake GDP.

So you made 11% when you just happened to do a paper trading experiment for a few months during a bull run. That's average. If you bought into the S&P 500 index ETF and just forgot about it for few months, you likely would have made even better returns.
The best thing to do is put money into an account and follow a strict regimen of making trades of 1 or 2% of your free capital. This will motivate you to research and learn, but you won't suffer a catastrophic loss.

>>17085112
Don't invest any of it, send out a minimum of 20 job applications per day, wait until you have at least 3 months expenses saved up THEN go all in on UTHR.

>>17085108
oh yeah, besides not having to deal with weeds you also have increasing yields and decreased expenses since you don't need fertilizer. you also double the harvestable land since you're not growing half an acre of grass for some fucking eggs

>>17085135
>business culture revolves around lies and deception
This is correct.
>t. Hapa wife whose mother is in finance

>>17084981
Imagine that with sudden inflation and the gouvernment setting the exchange rate at 1:1 with the USD, but banning the exchange and not allowing people to take it from the banks.
Sure, your 300 Pesos in the bank will still be worth 300 Dollars offically. You just can not get them from the bank and exchange them.

And nobody will buy Pesos, because once you have them you are not allowed to exchange them back.
>>17085008
Its what China is doing right now. All real transactions (as in the ones that actually affect the market) have to go through the CCP.
The problem is that no one buys Chinese stocks and the money for the buying comes from the printing press.
Its like QE easing but turned up to 11. Which is not good.
>>17085012
They injected hundreds of billions. Every transaction you see today is from this injection.

>>17085016
5 acres would look like this. Now, the cow won't overgraze itself. You probably need a buffer if you're near a creek. And if you're lucky enough to get water rights to draw from it. Of course the health inspectors would be interested in how you provide buffer from your fields to the creek. I'm pretty sure the cow would create a biohazard on 1/8 of an acre which is an area square of just 75 feet.

Really it isn't a good idea unless you have several cows to make it more efficient, but again you'd have to double your land holdings. Confining a large animal like that will inevitably lead to health problems in the cow, maybe develop a little mad cow.

how 2 box spread tesla on robinhood

>>17085013
I'd just drive around in a land yacht, admiring the beauty of a world that makes sense. Nothing makes sense anymore.

>>17085226
In easy terms: Buy Puts and Calls for the same company

>>17085016
5 acres would look like this. Now, the cow won't overgraze itself. You probably need a buffer if you're near a creek. And if you're lucky enough to get water rights to draw from it. Of course the health inspectors would be interested in how you provide buffer from your fields to the creek. I'm pretty sure the cow would create a biohazard on 1/8 of an acre which is an area square of just 75 feet.

Really it isn't a good idea unless you have several cows to make it more efficient, but again you'd have to double your land holdings. Confining a large animal like that will inevitably lead to health problems in the cow, maybe develop a little mad cow.

> in some hypothetical 1 acre survival situation, you could do it.

You'd be better off with the pig & chickens for your protein and bartering for beef with a local producer because keeping the cow alive would be dependent on the inputs. Or, make an arrangement if you have the acres, let the producer's cow graze for a portion of the cut, & collect the dung for fertilizer or fuel.

>>17085234
decent brapper despite wearing a picnic blanket

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $18?

>>17085254
>/biz/ unironically discussing homesteading
this is a bear sign if I ever saw one

>>17085269
Bullish imo.

>>17085158
There is a place where they farm like that.
Africa
Their yields aren't very good, but at least their fertilizer costs are low...

>>17085158
The point is, the illustration is a fantasy as for as the cow is concerned, and I'm not sure there is enough room for the pigs. Frankly a sub-1 acre parcel is going to be extremely unlikely to provide enough in any case, even assuming prime soil and a reliable supply of clean water

I have a year of living expenses covered and 15k to play with, can i make it bros?

TSLA - is tomorrow going to be a repeat of today? Should I double down or watch from the sidelines??

>>17085281
>Africa
https://youtu.be/c7iv1fef6qo?t=1404

>>17085295
How many acres do you have?
Post a picture of your soul so we can check it out

>>17085269
We call it farming around here , boy
"Homesteading " is a term made up by urban and suburban women. Fags, all of them.

>>17085254
Sounds good to me.
More acres is always better ;)

>>17085348
*Soil
A picture of your soul is not required

>>17085348
I have 20 acres

>>17084971
Because you left us.

>>17084997
I thought of Lilly as the best play on diabetes, but I like that they've got a nice up and comer in oncology.

What's this about the lawsuit? You mean because they have so much riding on one drug? Or something specific? Talking about Propecia?

>>17085295
You could. With 15k you should be able to obtain almost 5 acres

>The United States farm real estate value, a measurement of the value of all land and buildings on farms, averaged $3,160 per acre for 2019, up $60 per acre (1.9 percent) from 2018.

So you can see, 1 cow, par value, for the sake of argument, is $1k. Therefore your P/E ratio would therefore be 15. A bit overpriced.

>Egypt non-oil private sector shrinks faster in January: PMI
Jeez this just isn't your week Ratman

>>17085348
also this is the soil

>>17085348
Not currently farming. Just consulting here on /smg/

Why the FUCK is the Nikkei pumping? Did I miss the dip?

>>17085039
>he fell for the horticulture diversity meme

>>17085281
the problem with niggers is that niggers don't farm at all you stupid nigger. clearly you haven't heard of the missionary niggers who go over there and set up farms and then come back a year later to find it's all fucked because they pick the vegetables before they're even ready

>>17085413
>he thinks all plants should be separated just like they had evolved to do over millennia

>>17085421
fcucking WHAT

>visit on reddit
>see people that bought options and are millionaires now
>guy started with $250 now has $2M
>another started with $5k now has at least $3M
>another guy with $30k now has $3M
etc
how do you not get jealous of this?

>tfw try buying options
>literally down 80%

>>17085404
Sorry, I can't determine much except that looks like its marginal af, just exposed, slope is okay, can work with it, the soil's probably on the acid side, highly mineralized, low carbon / nitrogen, thin. Water is probably scarce. I'll bet its hardpan within a couple inches. Only viable with intensive care. Grazers would absolutely destroy any existing soil profile, an a few good high country weather events wash whats left away.

>>17085459
Every WSB thread right now is people FOMO'ing into TSLA.
I think the top happens tomorrow

>>17085459
>how do you not get jealous of this?

Are you a woman? Envy is probably the faggiest thing to invest your energy in.

What options contracts were they trading and what are you trading?

Are there any stocks for land leases that don't include energy? I'm talking like REITs. I want to invest in farming and landowning without being liable for the work.

>>17085485
capitulation happens at 800 and normies will get slaughtered

>>17085395
the pain, it feels good. Sometimes you just have to laugh it off. har har har

>>17085459
You don't; every time i see something like that I am overcome with such intense emotion I feel like I'm going to explode. My despair continues to grow day by day, hour by hour, as my world continues to shrink until the only portion of my day that matters is me looking at my shitty paper trading account that could have been real money if I wasn't unemployable. How can money not be all that matters? How the fuck can you be happy without being able to sustain yourself? Money is literally the only thing that matters, and I have none and will most likely continue to have none as these fuckers who can invest 20k and get 100000000 continue to do so. Im buying Tesla calls now, fuck my income, it cant get any worse.

>>17085404
Looks bad m8
This is not farming tier soil or terrain. Maybe enough for some grazing.

>>17085473
it is free range country in the pnw you are a dunce lmao

>>17085473
literally nothing but sweet grass, wild apples, currants, strawberries, raze-berries, and huckleberries for miles. but fuckoff we are full

>>17085529
That's the spirit!

>>17083671
who here yang and chad gang?

>>17085485
WSB has been full of people FOMOing TSLA for months. The short term top is easily $1000 plus at this point.

>>17085529
What you don't see are the 10 people who failed options and lost everything or the 100 who are slowly bleeding funds from IV and theta attrition.
The one person that made 30x returns screenshot his returns and instantly got 2k upvotes on reddit. He could have easily lost everything if 1 bad thing happened to TSLA or Elon Musk.

>>17085459
There's a pattern behind these traders that continue to make money. They dump money into calls of well known companies after a huge earnings beat, because they know retail investors will fomo in.

It happened with AMD, Disney, Apple, Tesla, etc...

Literally just follow the most popular stocks and then buy OOTM calls after huge earnings beats to consistently 5-20X your money.

Obviously don't put all your money in, but generally 10% of your money is fine.

George Soros used to trade like this, so its worked and will continue to work.

Some of you are alright, don't buy SH calls tomorrow.

>>17085548
YANG Marine reporting for duty

>>17085530
I plan to keep bee's and sheep out here.

The Iowa caucus is an absolute shitshow
>Dem results were supposed to be 4 hours ago
>Indefinitely delayed
>Dem party putting out "quality control" reasons
>Every new time they give for when results are coming gets blown past
>A custom smartphone app created by the dem party is the cause, the app crashed and may no longer have correct numbers
>The backup for the app also failed
>County chairs now saying they're gonna give up

Then
>One of the caucus secretaries has been on hold for hours, goes live on CNN on another phone
>Wolf Blitzer distracts him with questions when the rep finally picks up
>The dem party rep hangs up on the caucus sec live on CNN
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1224546956053295109?s=20

Putin is laughing at us

>>17085473
I thought as much, but you were asking about the soil. If you're free ranging, you don't care about the soil, you're stealing public resources over a wide area. If you weren't barebacking the public trust you'd be unprofitable and have to quit your Brokeback dreams and get a real job

>>17083890
yang and fxi are going to pay bigly tomorrow or by wednesday. the chink commie gov doesnt have the money to keep artificially propping up the market every day while corona virus only gets worse there. they are BTFO. its going to be months before they are clear of corona virus pandemic

>>17085560
You give them too much credit. Most of those people held short term options through earnings or held insane strike price LEAPs for months.

>>17085404
That's the greenest damn soil I ever did see
Soil is supposed to be brown
What the hell are they teaching you kids these days

>>17085573
I'm going to hold on because this virus isn't anywhere near being contained

>>17085577
Beegang

>>17085548
Here
Were getting kinda fucked by the Chinese gouvernment though. Until they decide to stop buying and allow selling there wont be a drop.

I dont know if we should keep holding though
Either China will stop with it, and the stocks drop; or they pump money, up the inflation, have to unpegg the Yuan, and double down, because now stocks are getting twice the pressure.

Were waiting for the pressure to explode, but when will it happen? Soon and moderately or in some time but violently.
There is no way for China to win this now unless they start printing dollars.

>>17085609
Same here brother. I'm up 21% so far. Been holding since Jan 16. It might be worth your while to look at EDZ as well. China neighbors are going to get rekt too.

>>17085558
It's the non-zero possibility that sets me off. It's unrealistic to assume constant success, of course. But I'm a burger flipper with a degree. A wide world of money that everyone else can make that I can't seem to get into. I just want enough money to sell ATM puts and calls and wheel for maybe $300 a week, nearly double my current paycheck. Its been working on my paper account, but i still have to actually get $5000 in nonbill cash to put into my account. Even if I don't actually trade though I just want to make enough per week to actually live. Or better yet, a career or aspiration which could sustain me. Life is hell though, so it seems that even now nobody will reply to my applications or my calls. Lmoa

>>17085530
also this was in late may, the grass grows around 4 feet here in mid summer.

What if China stops buying T-Bills, or even worse, starts selling them.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/USDCNY%3DX/community?p=USDCNY%3DX

>>17085634
Ah ok. Thought it was high summer.

>>17085599
This is the kind of role models these young farmers is working with

>>17085634
>>17085530
early may**

>>17085637
>What if China stops buying T-Bills, or even worse, starts selling them.

China might unironically be nuked

>>17085633
just lie on your resume dummy

>>17085661
This. You gotta bend the truth. It shouldn't be this way, but it is.

>>17085581

>>17085633
How firm is your handshake? How charming is your smile?
Well-dressed people with attractive smiles and firm handshakes, people like YOU, shouldn't be on the world wide web worrying about the 1% of options kiddies who haven't blown their accounts up yet!
Now get out there and get a great job! If the person interviewing you is Chinese, DONT shake their hand or you will die!

>>17085661
You know I was thinking about that. I was trying to keep with some kind of principle but at this point I dont think itll bother me in the long run

>>17084971
Make a new thread NOW

Gilead gang.
Gilead gang.
Gilead gang.

>>17085581
Fucking hell.

>>17085708
I pride myself on having the best handshake of anyone in a room. However my lack of real world qualifications has been a mental block for me to work through. But maybe that was wrong. Maybe a little bending of the truth is necessary for whats to come. I needed to schmooze more in school. Maybe I should go full sociopath and stop thinking about the interests and lives of others. thanks for reading my blog by the way

>>17085581

>>17085775
> However my lack of real world qualifications has been a mental block for me to work through
I've felt that in the past. I know what you mean.

Read up on the law of attraction. Your reality is without a doubt a reflection of your thoughts.

>>17085794
Shut up raphi you’re the worst

>>17085775
>I pride myself on having the best handshake of anyone in a room.

suddenly devalued in the age of corneaviruses. I suggest you practice the executive Head-Nod.

>>17085586
I don't see the point of going short. You have a bigger risk of losing money. I'd rather invest in medical stocks associated with coronavirus to get a big upside if shit pops off but keep my capital if it doesn't.

>>17085775
You don't need to lie.
You need to tell them the truth. Youre a great candidate. You are qualified for whatever work they need you to do, or else you're interested enough to learn it quickly.
You don't need to lie to employers. You need to stop lying to yourself. Jobs really aren't that hard, there's just this bullshit gatekeeping that they do so they can hire their friends. If you get them talking to you, it means that one of their friends isn't applying, so the job is yours (or, one of their friends is applying, in which case it doesn't matter anyway)

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>17085830

>>17085830

>>17085830

>>17085830

>>17085830

>>17085825
I like you boomer.

>>17085840
I know

>>17084939
this but its unsustainable kek. the virus is going to last a lot longer than couple more days

>>17085533


>>17085546
Lol

>>17083756
These meetings dont always generate money though. What if they just announce they are bankrupt because they were too busy sucking dick like you do.

>>17086181
This would be based, but your posted a numale instead of a nikumikyu.

Are you some sort of cuckholded beta male?

>>17085459
how do you buy options with only $250

>>17084777
Lucky 7s say Rush is gonna make it