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17081616 No.17081616 [Reply] [Original]

(SERGEY? AWWW MANNNN)
So we back at binance
Got those ducks lining up from side to side (side, side to side)
Looks like I'm going long
Gonna swing some linkies tonight, night, night
Linkies tonight
Heads up, green dildo coming Bobo better pack up
Hopium fills my body
Shit WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??
I think I remember this price, price, price
Price-price-price

'Cause baby tonight, the Bobos getting liquidated again (liquidated again)
Yeah baby tonight! CZ has got us pumping our bags again (bags again-gain)
So buy, buy, like it's the last, last time in your life, life
LINK is this price
'Cause baby tonight, the bulls are prepped, ready to pump again (pump again)

Just when your longs are filled
Market sell off dumping right down down down
Down, down, down, down
That's a nice stack you have, shame I'm dumping tokens right now, now, now
Dumping right now
"GOOO UPP!" You scream at the charts, everything is fucked up
Close your longs, don't be greedy
Swear I've seen this before
I wanna commit suicide-cide-cide
Commit suicide

'Cause baby tonight, I bought LINK and now I'm getting Bogged again (Bogged again)
'Cause baby tonight! Sergey's at it dumping his stack again (stack again)
So long, long until it pumps, pumps until your funds are all in this coin
'Cause baby tonight, CZ is trying to steal all our LINK again (LINK again)

[Sergey starts rapping]
Fundamentally
Get those linkies, don't be stinky, and get all pinky
Smart Oracles, baby, decentralized yeah
That's how we roll
Whole derivatives market under our toes
Google, Amazon, McDs and Microsoft
Sergey Nazar0v- dump 700k on this thot
Fourth industrial revolution comin' at ya like a bit shot
Linkie on fire, psh, give me all you got
Peepee poopoo
Chainlink Singularity - that's what I'm gonna do
1000 End Of Year, normies, 0 proof
And this rocket's taking off without YOU
Chainlink!

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[Wojack] 'Cause baby tonight, the Bobos getting liquidated again
[Sergey] Smart Contract, heh, let's take over the world
[Wojack] Yeah baby tonight! The bears are getting liquidated. [Sergey] Marines, let's go. [Wojack] Liquidated!
So ride, ride all in Chainlink-link $1000 show those wagies who's right

'Cause baby tonight, the Bobo's tried to steal all our LINK again.
Yeah baby tonight, the Bobo's tried to steal all our LINK again.
So buy, buy, like it's the last, last time in your life, life
LINK is this price
'Cause baby tonight, the Bobo's getting liquidated again
[Sergey] Yeah, thank you Jannie.

>> No.17081724
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>>17081616
>>17081624

based

just accumulated more to celebrate this clever ditty.

>> No.17081730

>>17081724
Same 475 to be exact!

>> No.17081733

>>17081724

based

where is that?

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>>17081724
Glad you liked in fren
>>17081730
Good
>>17081733
I believe it is somewhere in Germany.

>> No.17082035

>>17081616
>>17081624
based and criminally underrated

>> No.17082320

bump

>> No.17082521

Thesedays every time I see a chainlink thread, I just shake my head and laugh.

You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of /biz/. You know, that sub-group of 4chan kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to /making it/ fantasies.

Why on Earth would a group of you no-lives cling havily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you goys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this?

At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement of being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least a dozen of you in these threads that are getting rock hard over the dream of being able tofinally bangagirlwhenpeoplerealiseyou'vegot money. There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.

Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of you bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for you to wish that you'll make it? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION?

I'm speaking for /biz/ as a whole, and possibly your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. We're all very Sleepy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explain to your aunt and uncle that you spend all your time on your room staring at charts, and have no friends?

Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear you browser history and delete all the files you have of your little "chain link"

I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me.

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>>17082521

>being this salty you missed the boat

>> No.17083247

>>17081616
Im voicing this in about 3 hours. Get ready. Might do some edits for syllables.