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TSLA

pls GOOG beat the estimate

Asking again. Any good way to learn about short term trading? Or any suggestions on stocks?

W e w ended day up 21.9%

>there are people that had TSLA calls that made 25,000% today

anyone have suggested methods on how to kill yourself?

YUM wants to pump but it has to break $106.90

>>17081273
I'M RICH NIGGA!!

Thoughts on UBER? Seems like this Corona bullshit is leaving it pretty much unaffected. What's a good entry point?

Any other Yang and CHAD people eyeing the Chinese markets tonight?

>>17081278
Learning by doing desu
Every time I lose money I learn a lesson.

GALT owners, defend the bleeding GALT

I am now above my cost basis for SNSS by 2/3rds of how far below I was at the lowest points of December.

Retards why didn't you tell me to buy more tesla

Thank god I did not get GOOGL calls.
I can feel the stress without even being involved.

>>17081288
Yeah my friend is up roughly 13500%, he made absolute bank on this Tesla bull run and he's a neet which he intends to stay as for the next few years by not telling his mom about his gains

>>17081298
Price is bleeding because of massive failures of prior management, new management is literally only there to take their molecule, start the right type of study on it, and then immediately sell the company.

>>17081317
DIISGOOOSTTING

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>Google
lol

>>17081297
YINN puts... basically the same
>>17081327
Sounds like they’re desperate, negotiating from a weak position like that isn’t great.

>>17081340
What dividend stocks are you holding, anon?

>>17081307
>Retards why didn't you tell me to buy more tesla
We did. I was shilling TSLA so hard here that a few people here got upset about it and said I was obsessed. Kek.

Perfect Close.

TSLA 780.00 for a 19.89% gain.

>>17081370
so you're selling now?

So what's the deal with the stock market right now

>>17081384
Shut up, Jerry

>>17081377
No, that was just the daily gain. At this point, I'm still holding long term and I may buy the dip if there is one.

so wtf do i buy?

every time i think i buy at the "dip" it always dips harder!

>>17081401
Bro you have no idea... just look at the chart of VIAC

>>17081340
>tfw only making about twelve dollarydoos a year off of dividends
Fug
I need to invest more into the market, but I'm waiting for a big crash that I swear is just around the corner.

Is Altria a good contrarian investment? I want to long JUUL. I believe the moral panic is based on clueless boomers thinking nicotine = cigarettes, or rather it's a deliberate misinformation campaign by the FDA in order to stop the "teen vaping epidemic" (cry me a river, I got hooked on this crap a year ago and quit in just 2 months by buying offbrand nicotine salts and slowly diluting them). Long term e-cigs seem like a good investment. Juul is expensive as shit, but smoking it is really nice. The only reason I quit is because it made me poor.

Thoughts? Dividend is at 7%. It's probably going to get cut, isn't it?

>Earnings per share: $15.35 versus $12.49 expected.

How the fuck can Google be down?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .20%, could be better. Short was bungled but I cut it off at a good time. Largely green across the board otherwise. What on earth is going on?
Pray for gas station and natty

>>17081384
Its random shithousery at this point
>>17081401
I bank on the Chinks fucking up even more.
Today was a day where I had 0 idea on whats going on though, so I just invested in the thing I was the most sure of.
>>17081414
Just jumped up to 1,5k
And back down to 1,44
>>17081424
Lost a bit.

>>17081424
I'm up 2.64% but then went all in into GOOG so I don't know wtf is going on now.

>>17081393
Na serious. So was the China thing a meme

>>17081424
EVERYTHING IS BAD AND SLOWLY GETTING WORSE

GOD DAMN YOU BERRRRNNNIIIIEEEEEEE

>>17081411
I love my Juuls, i got 2 so I can use one if the other is on the charger. I wish they had these when I was in highschool. The only thing is Juul doesn't make the good flavors anymore so I have to buy these knock off pods from a chinese manufacturer. Still it's way safer than smoking and I can hit it where ever I want, even in the grocery store.

>>17081353
tickers in black are ones I own in my divvy portfolio, red are on my watchlist

>>17081414
That's just the irrational market for you. They reported revenue of $46.08 billion instead of the expected of $46.9 billion.

>>17081424
up 4.74%

>>17081448
>That out of touch boomer who hits a Juul in a grocery store

Heaven please let me through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZb69irensI

>>17081424
Put $100 in to small boi stocks and taking it from there. Had dumped everything a few days ago b/c of corona-chan but I think we're good for the next two weeks

>>17081414
slowdown in advertising revenue

>>17081448
Wait, did they stop making Apple pods? Fuck the FDA and fuck boomers. Why did I quit, now I'll never get to smoke that ever again. Thanks, America.

Also you didn't answer my question, is the desire to long Juul enough to catch the Altria knife? I would invest in Juul directly if I could, but they're private, so Altria is my only option.

TSLA TO 1K

>>17081489
Reporting on the ground from college I can tell you most people have already dropped JUUL and switched to Puffs, dont know the parent company.

ALSO FUCK THE FDA

>>17081350
Yeah the previous team really fucked them. However, that is represented in the stock price, and even a bad deal could turn into 200-300% gains easily.

>every gain sava made in the morning undone by afternoon
ENOUGH

I wish I could just throw a few hundred dollars on random shit like you burger fuckers. But I'd have to get like 10% just to offset the fees.

>>17081449
Which of your holdings would you recommend to someone to grab if they wish to dip into dividend stocks?

>>17081424
Up 9.76% today. Hell of a day, most of which I missed because shit got hectic at work

>>17081511
Could be less green XD

>>17081424
Up 6.78% mainly on MSFT calls, in a really good position. ONTX news soon will take me to the next level

SALT closed green for the first time since January 7th. Might be seeing the start of a bounce.

>>17081493
This, ride Tesla bubble to a 1k.

>HE THINKS THE DIP IS OVER

>>17081489
The apple one is pretty good. I'm pretty sure they still have them. I just get the pods from a company called eonsmoke so altria isn't even getting any of my future recurring business because I already have the 2 devices and they're not the ones selling me the nicotine.

>>17081566
The question is what after 1k? At this rate well see that happen in march. What then? I imagine a mass sell off will happen.

>>17081519
JNJ - Healthcare
PG - Consumer Staples non-cyclical
ITW - Industrials (HON also good here)
T - Telecomm
JPM - Financials

>>17081581
>he thinks the mass sell off will happen after his arbitrary 1k point
under age b&

>Time for your quarterly LCI call gains
Maybe I'll stay neet and live off of these gains for another 3 months, what do you say boys?

>>17081590
What

I am a very proper gentleman who speaks very good English. Can you see? The English that I speak is far superior to yours. I am a very big fancy man and everyone must type correctly on my penny stock forum.

>>17081581
The mass sell off happens when it happens. It could even happen tomorrow but this is insane hype.

>>17081590
It's owned by retail so that will literally be the case.

*LAUGHS IN BOBO*

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/china-blasts-us-for-overreaction-to-virus-spreading-fear/ar-BBZAS3Z

>>17081604
Wow, you are so well spoken.

>>17081604

>>17081604
>capitalizing English
ok Hans you‘ve had enough to drink now

>*LAUGHS IN REFR*

HAAAA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

https://carbuzz.com/news/bmw-develops-advanced-hi-tech-glass-windows

https://www.bmwblog.com/2020/01/31/rumor-bmw-inext-could-get-intelligent-glass-control-technology/

>>17081294
Earnings is next week,Corona scare hasn't even hit normies yet,were "in the know"

>>17081589
Thanks a lot, friend.

>>17081575
Still wasn't juul like 70% of the vape market before the stupid witch-hunt?

>>17081631
>Corona scare hasn't even hit normies yet
>were "in the know"

Absolutely and unironically this.

Thoughts on LK?

>>17081628

>>17081617
No it's not. Baillie Gifford alone owns 9% of the outstanding shares. Just because Morgan Stanley and other firms are bearish, it doesn't mean all of Wallstreet is and there there are no institutional investors.

I sold my ONTX shares for 0.4129/ea on Jan 17 and used that to buy SNSS shares for 0.52/ea. Today, 17 days later, ONTX is at 0.3185 and SNSS is at 0.6. I really hope you ONTX guys catch a break.

>>17081649
Lol what

>>17081628
>not capitalizing her majesty's language

It's a proper noun, you know.

>>17081449
How much do you earn in dividends in a quarter on average?

My stocks in iBio have transformed into a goblin dick. They announced a vaccine for the coronavirus. We going to the moon boys

>>17081662
I bought a bunch of SNSS shares on a whim a few weeks ago after seeing you shit post. Thanks for the easy gains.

Theoretical question. Let's say I can sell my 2 buttcoins for 200k USD each. Would putting the entire profit into REITs be too risky? In other words, is there a reason not to go all in on W.P. Carey?

TSLA is a joke right now

>>17081631
So is UBER gonna go up or is it gonna go down in your opinion?

>>17081671
Bein 4chan autists has given us a first mover advantage of sorts. Most normies are still go about as they would. Birds are still chirping and wind is still blowing. To them, this scare is some foreign country's problem until the 11 cases here in the US turn into several hundred.

Never underestimate the ineptitude of normies.

>>17081704
Imagine when it gets added to sp500 and all the etfs buy it up.

>>17081662
Appreciate it m8, I'm in so low I'm only down like 1% but it's gonna keep bleeding until first news comes. Luckily that will be in the next 2 weeks and it's up from there

>>17081411
Not too sure about the dividend. I’m not selling though. It’s not a large portion of my portfolio.

>>17081726
>>17081411
Forgot pic

>>17081726
I'm a BTC maximalist, so I don't know jack about real securities. Would a dividend cut to 2-3% be a reasonable possibility?

>>17081685
I've got Moderna calls expiring at the end of the month. They're lagging (see: baking tendies) for now. I'm hoping for some news in the coming days.

>>17081652
I'm looking at it too. Given its a Chinese chain I would wait before entering.

>>17081589
Hey Anon follow up question, why T over VZ. Thanks!

>>17081652
I wonder if the Anon who "bought the bottom" at 36 has killed himself yet.

>>17081704
You're free to short it, if you dare.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LITERALLY TRIMMED TODAY IN CASE EARNINGS ARE ROUGH!!!!

FFFFFFFFUUUUCCCKKKK!!!

Everyone fucking loves this shit, I’ve never listened/seen it.

>>17081740
Any dividend cut is major bad news. If they even stopped raising the dividend that would spook investors, which also makes it extremely unlikely.

>>17081544
ONTX has an investor conference on Feb 11 in new york. Then another general one in march.Earning report comes out soon as well. Soon.. I'll get my fat green bag of cash. All this fear and market shit has only made me buy a bit more shares. Cause I know the epic gains are around the corner. (so to speak that is)

>>17081698

It's getting extremely hard to stay positive on GALT. What if the memes were wrong, at what point should I give up? Give me some encouragement I really need it.

Buy YUM

>>17081787
Link to the tool?
Having trouble finding it on that site

>>17081802
Anon I...

>>17081411
dividend isn't getting cut. they're a Dividend King (50+ years of annual dividend increases) and just increased their 7.3% in August of 2019. They'll do it again in August of 2020 and their payout ratio is usually around 70%-80%, which is a lot, but they don't need a lot of profit to reinvest in the business

So we looking to buy into Blizzard with all the hype hate?

>>17081716
>Imagine when

Never. Don't get me wrong, I love the meme man myself but that stock is a practical joke that's been allowed to run for too long.

>>17081787
>280% return over 16 years
pleb shit

>>17081784
China IND is coming out soon as well. I dont blame people unsure about ONTX at all but I'm staying until the summer in at least some capacity

>not a single anon talkinag about Disney earnings
>pathetic

>>17081784
This is just pure speculation and to be honest pure Greed on my part. (What? Green is good, even more green is better). Suppose the ONTX trials are all very positive, results is very very good better than expected. Ok. All current drugs to fight this cancer is all 10 years old and all are "bargain binned" to boot. So Big Pharma is hurting for new profit. The last few big buyouts have all been cancer related drugs. Add to that the cheap share price of ONTX. It don't take much to assume that if ONTX delivers very very good results that Big Pharma may take note.

>>17081820
drip calc in the OP

>>17081679
this divvy portfolio is only about 2/5 of my total investments. but right now my forward dividend income is ~$5000 for the year. hoping to raise that to $7000 by the end of the year from new capital, reinvested dividends and dividend raises

>>17081278
Watch some Youtube videos about brokers, terms, indicators and strategies. Then start with like $500 and try to grow it a bit till you feel comfortable and then put more money. This shit's easier than playing video games. Only retards lose money in the stock market thus proving that the grand majority of people in the world are fucking idiots.

Just know that there is nothing worse than Robinhood. That shit's designed to make you lose money. I only use it as a Savings account because of the 1.80% APY. When it comes to free commission nothing beats TD Ameritrade with its Free Level 2 real-time quotes. This is literally the only free commission platform that offers that, if you want faster then you'll have to pay for something like Lightspeed Trading or something.

twenty fucking percent rise today

God damn Chinks and their stock market regulations. I just want global stock market crash so that I can buy the dip REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>17081959
soon, brother

The bears will inherit the earth

How many more months until this company finally goes bankrupt and we can have peace from the shitposting? This is Vechain-levels of retardation.

>>17081942
Based Ainsley knows. Listen to this man.

>>17081959
Be patient. The sell restrictions should let you know that things are worse than they seem.

>>17081942
>TD Ameritrade with its Free Level 2 real-time quotes
Jesus fuck I had no idea!
Opening up my third brokerage account immediately. Schwab is just taking too damn long and who knows, the FTC could block the merger.

>>17081942
Videos about brokers?
Any recommendations?

I’m tired of all this effort when I’m near breakeven most likely.

>>17081959
I wonder how much they will drop tonight.
It will go on the whole week.

>>17081424
up only 8.50 today :(
but lots of potential

>>17081959
>being this assmad that you missed the last dip we will ever see
It's all green from here on out. Get it now before you miss out on more gains.

>>17081716
kek, absolutely this. Unstoppable liquidity from brainless normies pumping their pay checks passively into the market. Unprecedented.

Thinking of shorting TSLA. What brokers in Europe have the ability to short or how do I short it?

Damn, where were you when Google started the black swan event that sent the markets back to their 2018 levels?

>>17082097
What's wrong with ETFs and Index funds?

>>17081897
bleh no one knows what fucking pathway rigosertib hits. They just throw it at anything. "It's a PLK1 inhibitor, but also it was made to mimic Ras binding sites." That shit is going to have so many off targets effects, i.e. toxic. I'm not confident in that drug at all.

>>17082102
Don't fight the trend lad. You're going to get burnt.

>>17081424
Up 14%
You guys should haven listened to SNSS ANON he’s made me a lot of money
>>17081523
It always jumps up when I don’t check all day and then get an alert after close

>>17081932
Nice nest egg fren, i'm sitting at 300 quarterly. feels good

>>17082111
I dont think hes saying anything wrong with then but all the 401k monies taken out of every check will then start fueling tsla even higher

>>17082111
Not saying anything is wrong with them. Just saying that the inclusion of Tesla in S&P500 will dump passive investor income into the stock.

Add TSLA to the list of stocks I gave up on too easily

>>17081261
Buy Amazon!

>>17082152
>>17082141
Hasn’t stopped SGEN from crabbing around for a while. That probably gets priced in when it’s expected or announced.

>>17082156
Oh my god.
20k Down the drain.

>>17082156
you put up 10k of capital to make 100? jfc mane

>>17082115
I won't open a short until Tesla at least has a red day. Just preparing to open one when time feels right. This whole thing reminds me of 2017 crypto market. It's literally like the meme chart.

So ACB can resume sales in
Germany pretty cool

>>17082178
>>17082152

Sold within a week. Soft hands confirmed.

So why aren't more people on here talking about ibio?

>>17082185
You're going to be waiting a while, this thing is going to blow your mind. We just hit enthusiasm, still have to hit greed $1000, delusion $2500, and finally our $5000 new paradigm.

>>17081946

>>17082215
>>>/reddit/

>>17082102
You can short tesla interest free on Quantfury, but you'd still be fucking retarded for doing it.

>buy stock
>literally forget about it
>125% total return in two months

get on my level big brains

>>17082214
>forgot $7700
We're leaving humanity behind

>>17082251
If you forgot about it it wasn't that big of an investment.

>>17081802
Someone explained why it should go up on paper pretty convincingly. If it actually happens is something else. Just ask savanon, though unless he loses faith, you shouldn't either. I don't think Pendy is in the talking mood, so I wouldn't try.

>>17081662
For a second I thought you were bragging at your big brain move lol

>>17082255
lmao, you're going to miss the bull trap at $3k and the return to mean at $420.

So China is implementing a no funeral policy for victims of corona chan. In an effort to keep the public safe they're resorting to burning the dead bodies.

https://www.businessinsider.com/china-bans-funerals-for-coronavirus-victims-as-death-toll-rises-2020-2

>>17082240
xD

Thoughts on UBER?

>>17081288
There was no way to know, anon. Friday was deep red on the index. Tesla popped ln earnings beat but that could have easily been a one day thing. Say s&p went red again today signalling a serious dip in progress, maybe Tesla goes red under the pressure. It was a gamble holding calls in to this morning.

>>17081855
what was this?

>>17081384
Everybody flailing around trying to get some kind of edge going in to rest of the week/month.

>>17082361
TQQQ. That is the power of leverage.

can you guys please buy apt tomorrow i am losing my money here. =(

>>17081411
Juul sucks dick bro. I work in the restaurant business so all high school kids. They all switched to stlth posh and vypes because they can't get flavours for the juuls anymore.

>>17082377
Also everyone is quitting smoking or dying no future customer base and they killed their current one by banning their best flavours well done juul you played yourself. If i could long stlth vapes I would

>>17081424
Good enough. Flat on hold. Almost got stopped out of LMT of all things but it held. Green on DOO, KDP, NPI, my remaining tiny position in BLDP. That's the whole portfolio at the moment. Sitting on 40% cash.

>>17081288
There are people who bet 5 times on Red and retire 15 minutes later with 2 millions.

Im not concerned with stuff I can not predict.

>>17082395
Also sitting on a lot of cash right now.
The market seems to volatile for any move. At least my take on things.

>>17082416
Yeah probably a good idea to hold on to your cash until China lockdowns are over.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE GOOGARINO! NOT THE PRICK THAT POPPED THIS HECKIN' BUBBLE BOY!!!

>>17082395
>flat on hold
That was supposed to sat flat on gold.

>>17082428
I put some more into shoting China today, because I believe that they will face more issues tonight.

I felt like anything else would be a gamble.

i slammed 6k into fucking google today, fuck me what have i done with my life

>>17082449
just $300, It'll go back up. we're talking about big brother here

>>17082465
why the fuck is it tanking
i thought this was a save bet, the numbers dont even look too bad
why the FUCK is this happening

>>17082449
>he bought?

>>17082444
You never know what kind of fuckery the pboc will pull out of their ass to fuck over shorters.

>>17081261
IM GREEN

DABA DIE

DABE DEEE DABA DIE

IM GREEN

DABA DIE

BUY SQ CALLS IN AM
Steadily gaining, positive earnings outlook, still relatively cheap $90 strikes under a hundred bucks

>>17082442
Very tempted to buy a shiny boi right now. Barrick and the ETFs showing some weakness. Not enough to pull the trigger. But CASH IS TRASH [in the current environment of global dovish monetary policy.

>>17082465
That’s happened to many of the companies that reported a solid quarter. The retards who sold off MCD afterhours must feel stupid now.

>>17081892
I did though. I said I trimmed it and now regret it because Hamilton movie secured.
Also who are you quoting?

>>17082480

Google is now a penny stock lmaooooooo

>>17082480

>>17082505
>Ad revenue

I really fucking hate how ever god damn website these days just says FUCK YOU if you use an adblocker

This is my once per thread healthcare stock shill.

>>17082433
Holy fucking shit my lotto puts might actually be worth something, this shit is getting downgraded by Goldman in the morning and its going down 100 in a couple days then ITM on Friday with SPY crashing and Bernie winning the Iowa Caucus fucking hell yes risk 125 to win 2000 baby lets goooooooo

>>17082473
Because people were expecting too much from Google. Also general fuckery. I lost Puts on Boeing, as they rose 6% when they announced a revenue loss of 33%.
>>17082480
I dont really care about today, its all about China for me.
>>17082479
I know. But still every Chinese trader is sitting on their computers right now. Desperately trying to figure out how to execute sell orders in the 1/100th of a second before the others can execute theirs.

The higher the pressure, the bigger the explosion.

>>17082505

I really hope my LK puts are good in the next couple weeks.

>>17082524
>17.76 a share
God bless America!

>>17082515
Use an extension like NoScript, works great for Bloomberg. Also I think it's important to vote with your wallet and just stop visiting sites that force ads

>>17082473
Was up 3.5% today and they care most about revenue.

On Chinese internet, I saw some users praising/feel disappointed (depends on whom) that the action by the central authority to stabilize the market is more restrained compared to previous ocasions of market instability. Also, skme predict a further 10% drop for most stick in today's trading session

>>17082478
kekked

>>17082548
>>17082515
Hate it too but I can’t blame them at all.
Archive and outline are useful to get around it.

ONTX added a new conference for the 11th, we got news on deck lads

>>17082478
commenze ze dump

>>17082552
Almost guaranteed to keep dumping.

Tell them to please buy many Nintendos.

>>17082552
Tbf. the best action is the one you dont do out in the open.
The Central Bank could force banks to buy stocks and the effect would be bigger, as it would result in trust in the economy instead of trust in the PBOC.
>>17082565
So we should buy on the 10th?
I fear it may just continue dropping till then. Its -5-10% every day.

Pls do something kirkland

>>17082565
>>17082580
And there is nothing saying that these are positive news. For all we know it might be them announcing they ran out of cash

welp i have 5k in cash and my 10k deposit will be available in the morning. so i'll have another 15k to piss away on memestocks. snss about to break out? seems like as good a laugh as any before i kms

>>17082565
>>17082580
>>17082596
theyre announcing they are doubling /smg/ shilling

>>17082580
>Tbf. the best action is the one you dont do out in the open.
>The Central Bank could force banks to buy stocks and the effect would be bigger, as it would result in trust in the economy instead of trust in the PBOC.
Chinese investors will probably feel scared if the authority suddenly stopped doing what they have been constantly doing in the past decades in such special time.

>>17082693
We will see. My knowledge on China itself is very limited and based on western media, so I may lack the understanding of the Chinese people.

Look at this picture and tell me you're not scared. See all those big red dots? Yeah. That's what's going to end up fucking you in the ass if you're not careful kid. Just like the flu? Don't make me laugh, you sure won't be when you're coughing up shit and shitting out blood in just a few weeks.

>>17082649
Fuck with that logic I'd put 5k into SNSS

>>17082728
Sitting comfy on my several puts and bearish calls. VXX calls are going to be dessert before the main course this week.

>>17082565
Lajolla Pharmaceutical is where it’s at. We use their angiotensin II all the time desu famalam.

>>17082596
From the investor Dec 2019 pdf they've got enough cash to last them till 2021. Also this conference was put together damn fast. The one in march was supposed to be the first one of this year. So I kinda lean on this being good news of some sort. Maybe the drug trial results they've been talking about perhaps. I mean hell when you honestly look at it what has happened to the company to cause the stock to drop after they did the cash raise? Not a damn thing. Nothing bad. It's all been games and fear over the china virus that's driven the stock down. The latest news was that they kicked the china partner they had to the curb after they failed to hold up their end of the deal. So now ONTX can dangle the drug over china and say "here is the drug; here is our price; you want it, pay up now or watch as your people die" Pretty simple. Brutal but hey profit is profit.

>>17082596
Well they do have cash through 1Q 2021 so I doubt that's it. I'd wager it's them announcing 100% enrollment in the phase 3 trial or China IND, but they did not make it clear what the news is

>>17082728
>NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN APPCALYPSARINOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOOGALOOOOO

>>17082758
>>17082763
We will see. I remain sceptical, but maybe I will sink a 1000$ into it a day before.
No loss, even if it turns out to be a nothingburger

>>17082728
>Corona Virus has grown to become 400km wide.
Fug

>>17082754
Kek you didn't get shit and corona is turning out to be a big nothing burger.

>>17081353
For me, it's VYM

>>17082728
The deaths..

>>17082649
Buy waaaaay OTM TSLA calls
Wait until the stock gains 25% for no reason
Profit

I’m not even memeing

>>17082505
I suspect the poor numbers from youtube had something to do with their increasingly draconian policies on what can and cannot be monetized. They tried to go more family friendly, and more lefty politics exclusive, but that leaves a ton of popular channels making money with Patreon only, with no ad revenue for GOOG at all.

>>17082795
This. I bought an 830 call for friday today at 6.75, closed at 14.20, praying for more pump tomorrow

>he really thought the 2020 chink sniffles was going to tank the world economy

I TRIED TO WARN YOU BEARFAGS
I TRIED

ps buy chainlink

>>17082816
Good job getting out. I’m bullish on TSLA looooong term but it’s important not to get too greedy in these euphoric markets.

That said, I’ll definitely be monitoring the options tomorrow for a good entry point, if it looks like it’ll pump hard again.

PCG shat down to 3.55 a share during all the fires and bankruptcy shat. It's now at over 17.65 and still a going. $1000 would've netted you 281 shares. 281 x 17.65 = 4959.65. Why bring it up? People thought PCG was toast so they bailed. Bet now they wish they bought in at the low. ONTX is kinda the same boat. People are kinda bailing. Give it time. Soon you'll be kicking yourself for not standing strong.

>>17082820
It's not time for smugposting yet. Things are still quite precarious.

>>17082837
No I didn't, I should have but like I said I'm looking for more tomorrow, 14.20 is just where it ended the day. It was a gamble and a half time begin with, so I'll likely lose it all

>>17082766
>NOOOOO NOT THE DIGGITY DAY OF THE ROPERINOS!! HOW CAN WE HANG ALL THE TRAITORS IF THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD!!!

>>17082809
I don’t really think that’s why. They needed to and still need to reel in the stuff that gets put on auto play when kids are watching shit. Remember that weird Spider-Man/Elsa cosplay video kids were watching and no one knew what the hell it was?

Probably more to do with the bills for counseling they have to pay for the human screeners who have to watch the beheadings and rapes and sicko pedoshit that gets put up there. I’ve been on the Chans for a while, but I know that would take a toll.

S&P will go up again tomorrow, +2% for no reason at all. Long live the Golden Bull.

>>17081384
Don't buy. It's a trap!

>>17082895
that sounds like something a shorter would say

>>17082895
Yeah I posted about that last night

>who the hell is mohammed elarian? Where does cnbc find these guys?

>>17082865
pity she's wearing shorts tho the photo's still hot af

>>17082895
China banned not buying the dip

let's say I am bearish on google over the next week
how do I put my money where my mouth is?

>>17082865
>>17082932
>>17082890
>>17082895
I agree with all 4 of these posts very strongly.

>>17082884
I yanked all my videos off youtube once they went full facist and started going no no this isnt allowed we're family friendly faggotry these days and if you even say certain phrases or words or have certain images you get a naughty mark on your account. fuck that. so the only video left is one where I basically go aight all my vids are yanked fuck youtube fuck their hitler approach to everything and fuck their family friendly bullshit im done. refuse to play the game when they keep changing the rules and punishing you for it

>>17082728
People said the same thing about SARS, MERS, Ebola, HIV/AIDS...

The stock market doesn't usually care about pandemics

>>17082895
>said the increasingly desperate bear as he watched his short positions become untenable

>>17082938
Short GOOGL?

>>17082938
Puts.

>>17082965
It's not about the pandemic itself but the lockdown of most of the Chinese economy. This is astronomically different from some Africans shitting their intestines out since they were a net deficit to the global economy anyway.

>>17081261
when's the nasdaq gonna go down? I'm selling most of my positions and am gonna buy the coronavirus dip

>>17082994
how do I do it

>>17083004
it's really intimidating to learn what everything on the screen means when I'm looking at options.. let's say I basically think the price is going to go down over the week, what kind of option should I be looking for?

>>17082960
I have a hard time feeling bad for people chasing YouTube fame, all social media is basically cancerous. The only good thing about YouTube is they host my bullboi’s vids.

>>17083018
>gonna buy the coronavirus dip
that was last week

>>17082966
Did you look at SPY's chart for today? Optimism isn't exactly high here.

>>17083021
If you're not comfy with how options work, don't trade them. Until you learn more anyway.

>>17083033
Cope

>>17083037
>If you're not comfy with how options work, don't trade them. Until you learn more anyway.
can't you open a short position without all the options craziness?

>>17082809
I've always wondered why googlie didn't create their own patreon clone and integrated it directly into youtube.

It's not a big cut they would be able to take to be competitive (i think patreon takes ~6% and paypal ~3%) but it should be better than 0% when people use a non-alphabet service, plus you lock people further into the alphabet echo system.

>>17083051
Yeah, check with your broker. You may need them to unlock the option to short for you.

>>17083064
thanks friend

>>17083055
also before anyone say it, youtube red or whatever they call it (the subscription) is not the same thing since their patreon clone would not be youtube exclusive.
maybe google are just slow to adapt, they tried way too late to jump on the social network trend and failed (google+) so maybe they just gave up trying

>>17083018
I think last week. I keep away from the US for now though. I feel like some weird shit is at work here.

>>17083083
GOOG appears to be behaving in an increasingly Too Big To Fail mindset. Treating a certain contingent of your content providers as disposable is one of the common first steps down that road.

>>17083084
I know, that's what I'm looking for. I want corona to hit the US markets full force

>>17083055
cost>profit

>>17083055
Isn’t that what superchat is? Is superchat a YouTube thing? I’ve seen some live broadcasts where people donate during it and they call it superchat.

>>17083106
I dont know if that is going to happen really. Corona is an Asian problem. For modern countries with actual non-animal-genitalia medicine and soap this virus seems like a big nothing.

>>17083021
My friend if you are asking these kinds of questions, you are about 3-6 months away from actually investing any money. If you invest anything you're going to lose it right now
Go fucking read

>>17083127
he should just invest in Microsoft, guaranteed gains

Post your reaction when the market drops 2% tomorrow like it did every other time the braindead bulls said it's been priced in.

>>17083124
I wouldn't doubt that even a few cases (like what we have already) would be enough to incite fear. Fear drives the dip and I buy the dip. I think we also have more cases than the CDC is letting on

>>17083028
>SARS
>April 2003
Wasn't it mostly contained at that point?
Also, it was the bottom of a long bear run

>>17083143

>>17083124
True and that's why the market is being indecisive about how to respond to it. There is both good and bad from a western market perspective here: Good in that this puts China at a disadvantage on future trade negotiations for the time being. They can't be as stubborn on certain points as they were able to be before. Bad is that a lot of companies have factories in China, and pull in decent revenue from Chinese sales, so they can be hurt by this even if western economy remains strong.

>>17083124
>non-animal-genitalia medicine
good luck with that, everyone knows sickness is scared of big pingus

>>17083158
kawaii as fuck

>>17083143

>>17083159
that explains why it stayed in china

>>17083159
still at a 40% kill rate, that's frightening.... Plus it seems that some people never recover from it. They just walk around like zombies, spreading it further.

>>17083159
this is an obviously shammed figure, though. If R0 is really 4.08 and there's like 20k confirmed cases then the amount of infected/dead at this point is probably through the roof. Bear in mind that even if the CCP is being 100% transparent with reporting AND isn't running out of test kits the amount of symptomatic cases we're seeing represents the total infected 2 weeks ago, at best. Hoping to profit off a happening here

Shit the china virus has hit one state next door to mine.

>>17083202
desu feel like china might be ded, not sure if it will affect any other countries as it doesn't seem to be spreading real fast, two weeks and we'll know fosho

>>17083127
I jumped on /biz/ in december 2017 and got into crypto at the exact worst time to get into crypto. At that time my net worth was maybe negative $10,000. Since then, I've increased my net worth to about $35,000 just by watching charts, reading forums, buying things I think could go up, and selling at my targeted profit. I've held stocks since about September of 2018 and, despite investing $1000 into dean foods the day before they announced bankruptcy, I haven't lost yet

I just don't know how to do anything but buy and sell shares

also I've read some of those books you posted

>>17083220
is China a big market for Microsoft? This is important

>TSLA is a bubble. I can't wait for this POS company to go bankrupt lol.

>>17083238
>is China a big market for Microsoft
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=is+China+a+big+market+for+Microsoft

>>17081424
Up uhhhhhh 800% thanks to Musk. Tripfags take notice, this is how you can establish a persona without being a flaming homosexual.

>>17083291
posting once a day doesn't seem very fun tho

>>17083208
California is going to be the US epicenter. I'm fucking ready.

Bernie is winning in a landslide, you goys...

>>17083158
>Good in that this puts China at a disadvantage on future trade negotiations for the time being. They can't be as stubborn on certain points as they were able to be before. Bad is that a lot of companies have factories in China, and pull in decent revenue from Chinese sales, so they can be hurt by this even if western economy remains strong.
Don't forget about its impact on Chinese factories and hence supply chain for most companies, although Chinese government seems to be trying to restore that now

>>17083291
Based. Fuck tripfags, very few of them are even profitable.

>>17083263
>It's not
It's what happens when every normie who just heard about the stock market buys, ignoring completely if it makes sense to buy at that price. It's the absolute bubble and it's what happens when you let the stock going up control you instead of you controlling the stock. It will crash so hard, stop losses won't be sold.
If you aren't here for the long haul be risky on one stock. It can work but buying without logic is not a good plan.

>>17081716
Unironically this. Once they start selling 2022 LEAPs, you absolutely need to go all in. The moment they add TSLA it’ll moon thanks to normies and govt pumping.

>>17083308
when do the actual numbers come out

>>17083370
At Hillary's request
don't think she won't come back, goy

>>17083323
Are you going to state your short position or just claim it is a bubble based on the 2 hours of research you've done on the subject without having any skin in the game? It's fox and the grapes moment, you want it to be a bubble because you missed out so you'll ignore every piece of information to the contrary, including the wall street firms that are heavily invested in it and are still buying at these prices.

What percentage of people saying that it's a bubble actually have a short position or puts? 5%?

>tfw one of my stocks dropped 75% in the last day

i dont think this game is for me

>>17082335
Will be defunct once TSLA robo taxis are the norm in 2025.

>>17083390
Must've been chink reliant.
Worthless business in the first place.

>>17082488
Based and SQpilled

>>17083390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDBzgHXf64
buy the dip

>>17083158
Gays not welcome

Push eet sideways

>>17083308
boomers got greedy and now all their kids are massively in school debt paying exorbitant rents to their parents.
Doesn't matter how many jobs Trump creates (or doesn't), these kids feel like they deserve a lot more and will vote for any socialist.
there's 12 more years of obama millenials ready to vote for commies to free them.

>>17083370
We'll start getting results in 15 minutes once they finish sucking each other off, or what ever democrats do when you put them in the same room together for a "caucus".

>>17083158
>The dragon doesn't fuck her
DELETE THIS BULLSHIT

>>17081449
I'm on the fence if I should buy more MO or more MMM...both are a steal right meow.

>>17083422

how many of you guys hold visa/mastercard? I was looking at the chart and its 20x'd in the last decade. not bad for buying something and just letting it sit as it makes you money. but i was thinking about it, visa/mc are probably one of the safest/best long-term investments anyone can make. there will always be new debt products, everyone is maxing out their cards, people cant pay it back for shit, interest rates on cards are 20% which is steep to say the least, and the population is growing. im seriously considering just buying 1-2 shares of visa/mc a month and just building it up. anyone else have any thoughts?

>>17083438
Wear a pair of these.

>>17083106
It’s not going to, you retarded trip bigger. You know there’s manufacturing in America, right?

>>17083446
Long term they are both great, no doubt.

Okay bros it's not funny anymore, there are already half a dozen cases in CA one literally a few miles from where I live, it's only a matter of time before the homeless get it, I want off this ride now

>>17083468
if you don't want to die horribly, leave California
it's really that simple

>>17083468
>CA
and nothing of value was lost.
Be sure to short apple, guys

>>17083323
dude stop trying to make sense of it. just ride the wave lmfao

>>17083446
Holding 1 share of MasterCard for months, just bought 1 share of Visa on the selloff and already down 0.8%, but not concerned.
>>17083468
>half a dozen cases in Cali
No way. There’s like 8 total in the country

>>17083468
You did purchase a suit, right?

>>17083468
No matter how desperately you want it to happen, the virus isn’t going to pump your bobo bags.

>>17083306
>tfw was in the bay area this past weekend

>>17083500
pour lighter fluid on your head and inhale butane, in minecraft

>>17083497
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET ONLY EVER GOES UP!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS IS A CHINK ONLY PROBLEM. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>17083517
Not forever, but until April. I tried to warn you, anon.

>>17083480
Literally this

Don't own one share but still can take advantage of it

>>17083517

>>17083388
I am also against shorting it right now. It's a risky stock because it's so recognizable. When you see shit titled buy TSLA on normie places even if the initial pump wasn't part of the bubble it will become one. It's too high to buy now without eliminating the possibility of it plummeting by panicking normies who will offset everything and there's no indicator that the meme buying will stop to start shorting.

>>17083500
We both may not make it lad.

>>17083457
It does feel bad to buy the dip and it keeps dipping...thank God I'm a contrarian and I want to build up a divi portfolio so...dips are good imo. I might buy both if they dip more tomorrow.

OHHH SHIT
CARLOS QUESADILLA (who did the Juul FUD special) DOING AN HOUR LONG CNBC CORONACHAN SPECIAL!!!!

The fear may spike again tomorrow. If bernie takes Iowa on top of that... tomorrow may really be a day for cheapies.

>>17083479
>short apple
Sounds like seethe...
>>17083481
>>17083468
shit you're right, 6 cases divided between NorCal and SoCal. Maybe it can help lower the percentage of boomers.

Are there seafood futures? I want to long lobsters.

Friendly reminder that this is YUM's week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qex5g3lcl_w

get some YUM before they break the $106.90

>>17083645
just go to the store and buy some. put them in a tank of water
the lobster farm starts with you

>>17083671
>>17083671
New

>>17083604
Happening cancled, Sweetie. and that's coming from someone who bought a 150 dollar HASMAT system

>>17083656
yum is disgusting and you should feel bad

>>17083546
You saw the exact same popular takes on Amazon, Apple, and Google proclaiming that they were bubbles as they rose to power. The popularity of a stock or even parabolic action does not indicate a bubble by themselves, the only thing that really does is value or asset price compared to stock price, so the question at hand is if TSLA is extremely overvalued to the point where it could go crashing down to $420 or $180 or below within a short period of time and that is implausible. The valuation of Waymo alone is almost as high as TSLA. A pullback or a correction in inevitable at some point, as with any stock, but that's very different than saying it's going to pop.

If you truly felt it was a bubble, where are your long term puts? Do you have cash ready for shorting it? You won't have to eat your words if you're wrong about this because you don't have any stake in it. It's easy to claim that it's a bubble, which is why people do it, but that very likely isn't the reality of this situation.

>>17083692
don't need a happening to get another weak hands selloff

Luckin official response ti certain report on twitter: https://m.thepaper.cn/newsDetail_forward_5762237

>>17082372
Its gunna go back up

>>17083237
Advice for someone doing basically the same thing as you did