/biz/ - Business & Finance

First question is; does she know about your crypto holdings because you constantly screamed in her ear whenever your stack of chainlink went up 5 cent?

>>17072025
Loled

>>17072021
Well if you ever breathed a word about it to her, or she had access to any device which you used to do your crypto business, or if you ever left any trace of it in any shared accounts, or if you ever did any customer-identity verification on any exchange, you're rolling some pretty big dice.

On the bright side, consider the possibility she has no idea what $110k in crypto is worth and idiotically sells it all in 2021-1.

Is it joint savings, as in invested money from both incomes? Does she have her own savings, her own investments? How were living expenditures split?
All these factor into whether you have to give anything or not. Ideally she is better off financially than you so dont gotta pay. Although idk how feminist canadian courts are.
Please say shes a doctor or something.

>>17072025
unfortunately she knows how much I have in crypto yeah..

>>17072036
Yeah... this is what I also wonder about. No we never had a shared savings account or something like that. She makes half the money that I make in her job. There are so called spousal support calculators and none of them mention savings at all. Just says I have to support her for 2-4 years or something like that with max 340CAD. That wouldn't kill me.. but yeah I suppose I gotta talk to a familiy lawyer as a next step. I don't know what my wife is gonna do. At the moment she is not in a state to talk financials with her but its gonna happen soon.

Pretend you gambled your savings away and wait until she leaves you

>>17072021
if youre really smart, ask a real life friend to open up a crypto wallet and send it all over to him. not tracking the person behind this wallet is the sense of a cryptocurrency, isnt it?

>>17072095
and do this >>17072081 afterwards

>>17072095
I was thinking about this too but I've been reading some articles that warn about exactly this. I mean at the end of the day all that is somehow traceable and I don't know what would happen if there would be an official investigation going on about it. Might get me in some seriously hot waters and these articles warn explicitly to not do it.

What would be interesting is if you had to give her half of your crypto before or after exchange withdrawal fees.

>>17072021
Crypto is not an asset

probably all income during your marriage is counted as shared income no matter how much you make.

so all investments made during your marriage will have to split 50 / 50

how much younger is your fuck buddy?

>>17072115
i said "if youre really smart"
otherwise give it all for your ex wife who will share your wealth with tyrone kek

Can you put it in monero and say you gambled it away?

>>17072021
Cash out to xmr, tell your wife you just lost the keys, search miners to wash your crypto.

>>17072021
Take out all of your money and start playing poker and then say you had a gambling addiction and lost it all(you didn't) In minecraft of course. Say you got your addiction when you couldn't handle the divorce it ruined you. In minecraft. Though I don't know how you can change your stack to cash without people realizing or stopping you from taking it out the bank. If they do that.

>>17072145
yeah but if a judge asks for an official investigation into this I would probably be asked to document all the transactions I made.

I was thinking to sent it all to my brother and say this is to help my parents who are struggling or something like this.

>>17072263
put it on a trezor in monero after tumbling it on a few exchanges
move with the trezor to another country or bury it in a jar for 5 years

>>17072021
>married
>no children
For what purpose?

Get ready for the halvening, op.

>>17072021
did anyone else stop watching porn after she an heroed herself?

>>17072021
she cheated huh. it's ok you can confess

>>17072021
>no prenup
>wants help after divorce

>>17072483
>>17072545
She was having mental health issues that got hardcore shortly after we married.. on meds too. Not the life I envisioned when we got married. Also fuck my life.. she was just emailing me and she is already mentioning split assets and crypto. Fuck

>getting married

You fucked up and you deserve to lose it all

>>17072588
Advice for us? Get married or nah?

>>17072588
Worst thing is that you are in Canada. Better pay Trudeau his due, and hope they dont put you on hormone treatment after the divorce.

>>17072614
I swear man when all the dust settled I'll try to take like half a year off from work if I can negotiate that and go on a fuck vacation throughout whole south east asia. Been dreaming about it for years now. And hell no.. do NOT marry!

>>17072667
Nice that sounds fun. I’d want to do that in like Mexico or central/South America. Or East Europe or something. Welp, good luck.

>>17072588
is the marriage salvageable. if yeah get her off that shit and tell her to buy natural herbs. grow a garden together. assuming she didn't cheat

>>17072039
cucked. say you gambled and lost it all. transfer your funds to a new address, that you memorize the seed of and discard any other evidence that you have anything to do with it.

it's unprovable that you're lying.

>>17072588
tell her you didn't know how to break it to her, so you kept quiet, but you gambled all your crypto holdings away on a site that no longer exists. move your funds through some coinmix / noname exchange, so you even have proof on the blockchain the transaction happened.

>>17072822
this

>>17072115
>>17072021
before i decide to help you with actual advice tell us her sexual history. was she a whore, or she's a decent woman and you're just a degenerate scumbag who pushed her into mental illness and don't have the balls to help her crawl out of it?

>>17072822
>>17072870
Seconded

>>17072588
>mental health issues that got hardcore shortly after we married
ugh guys i feel like there's a good chance we're helping the wrong side here

>>17072560
inb4 op bought into crypto with her wife's money..

>>17072844
This might work

>>17072039
>>17072021
>divorce
Hahahahaha
Dumbass

>>17072588
Dumbass

id rather hide my crypto assets on some superledger and bury it underground and go to prison for a month than share them

just deny you own crypto in court or to any of her requests you dumb faggot. they would have to prove you own it and how are they going to do that?

yes prove to the court that your ex is mental and you dont have crypto

you now have 110k in crypto
consultancy over, that will be 3500 usd

>>17072039

> move into xmr
> say you got hacked

You'll be a manlet n let Daddy government split it.

Bet.

>>17073258
Appreciate your comment but the faggot part is a bit unnecessary.
>>17073274
But my bank transaction records show that I sent money to exchanges to buy BTC

>>17073305
whats the most recent date on that bank transaction going to show?

>>17073339
that I sent 50K to buy BTC last month

>>17073357
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Divorce huh? You’re so fucked it’s hilarious

>>17073357
epic
so you owned crypto last month but now you dont and youve sent it somewhere they wont get their hands on it
idk man do you wanna do short time or lose 100k of your crypto in worst case scenario

>>17073395
Honest question what do you mean by short time. You think that's all it takes to get my neck out of this? I would probably be fine with that. What's the procedure there. Tell them I forgot the keys to my crypto holdings or how would I approach this?

>>17073429
sufice it to say ive not been in your situation but id take some short time if i had to, maybe it can be avoided if you say youve forgotten the keys so youve lost access to it idk
good luck

>>17072021
Kek. By any means I would literally liquidate my whole networth or any type of asset into stablecoin for the time being when I could sense that she want to divorce. And then think about btfo oversees or just claiming to have loose the Funds. Keeping all my options open. That’s why I love crypto

https://info.legalzoom.com/penalty-hiding-assets-during-divorce-24234.html

check up on laws in canada or your state specifically

>inb4 they check your web browser
>has been to crypto websites
>made thread on divorce
>read about witholding assets
thank god for incognito mode

you are aware that ever ISP on earth keeps service logs on their customers that they can be compelled to release during an investigation ..?

>>17073506
You don't even need the courts for that in Canada. You just call your ISP and they are obliged by law to send u all the info they have on you if you ask them

>>17073506
over here ISP records are baleeted every 6 months, but yes, I am aware that they could subpoena his internet browsing records or whatever from his ISP (?) so that was the joke

>>17073506
what is https

>>17073429
Just talk to your lawyer and pay as they recommend, try to avoid court, family courts are fucked in Canada. Even if you put all of your own money in, and she invested nothing and just bought random shit, she will still get half.
You probably won't have to pay spousal support at least.
It's an expensive lesson but trying to hide things or doing anything to drag it out will just cost both of you and won't help your situation.

Try to gamble it 125x leverage and double it. Then you'll have 440k and give her her 60k

>>17072822
Obviously this. Don’t be a cuck loser.

>>17072822
>>17072943
ok i might be a bit of a brainlet but I need a better desription of how to approach this. Couldn't a court order me to access my wallet and show them all transaction history? Also.. "gamble it all away" would still leave foot prints that I went to the bank and pulled out a significant pile of money.

>>17072124
Yes it is. It's as much an asset as any other investment.

>>17072588
why not have her setup a BSV wallet address and then you send her half (after you convert to BSV). Then when its done, you convert back to whatever you originally were holding. Or pick some other meme coin for the lols

>>17072021
Wel you cant cash out crypto so it makes no sense you give her any

>>17073698

dont say anything that is false which will later be used as evidence against you, if you start down a path with a story that you havnet ironed out ever single minute detail then you risk losing the entire amount to her. If you say you 'lost it gambling' then you will need to provide evidence for that, that evidence gets examined by her lawyers and the judge so the amounts need to be well hidden from several different sets of prying eyes.

it is prob safer to just deny anything to do with crypto, never bring it up and since its not a tangable asset (like a car) it is very difficult to throw a rope around unless they have info like your pvt keys which you just deny you have any of

tldr; deny deny deny you dont have any crypto

next time dont mention to ur wife that u have fucking crypto

>>17073906
>deny deny deny you dont have any crypto
yeah this'll be ez as fuck, epic advice here

>>17073357

>>17072039
does she know your address? just say you lost your wallet

>>17073906
thanks.. yes man. guess I am fucked this time around. Shit..

>>17072021
>he listened to the retarded tradcucks on this website and got married

some people need to learn from experience I guess

>>17073539
^this

Get a lawyer OP, wtf are you asking /biz/ for advice for you fucking idiot.
You're fucked, you're going to have to pay half your crypto, but hopefully if you lawyer up they will be able to negotiate a nicer deal for you like no spousal support.

>>17072021
That's a guy isn't it?

>>17072295
But remember anon, it HAS to be exactly 5 years. No more, no less.

>>17072295
iq of average monero shill
https://blog.kraken.com/post/3662/kraken-identifies-critical-flaw-in-trezor-hardware-wallets/

>>17072021
If I was getting divorced with 220k, I’d stage a fake ransom. Taking pictures of my dick, sending it to a fake tinder chick. Whoops I download hacked software or some shit and get malware. Now they “know” my crypto addresses stored on my computer and have my dick pics. They send me an email for 200k or they leak it to all my contacts. I oblige and send it all in monero. Now that crypto is gone and sure honey you can have 10k worth of crypto. I buy LINK with that monero at a different location, using a private VPN with a different laptop, hold 5 years, retire in Thailand.

>>17074251
Of course, don’t try this. You’ll fuck it up.

>>17072021
Why are you getting a divorce? find the redpill threads on women and sort your life out you dumbass

Why cant you just give all your crypto to a close friend right before getting a divorce and then you can you just live with friend for now on?

>>17073305
but theres no bank records that show your current holdings. you could literally lie and say you lost them all on a bad trade or you lost the USB they were saved on at the park or any number of excuses and theres nothing they can do to prove it because theres no paper trail. thats the beauty of crypto

>>17073357
>>17073357
>produce shattered harddrive to judge
>"unfortunately all my bitcoins were on this disk and it broke when my laptop fell off the counter your honor, i have no more digital assets anymore"

>>17073996
See
>>17073388