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Red monday

looking for a nice old lady to masturbate with (platonic)

>>17063138
>>17062975
I've heard somewhere that there is already a vaccine made, it's just not tested

>>17063200
the elite that started it have it have the vaccine in their system already

Bill Gates is Jewish

What company that makes coffins can I buy stock of? I expect a surge in demand soon.

>>17063367
go fish
https://www.fema.gov/authorized-equipment-list
if you expect people to die from the disease enough that it would effect the coffin market, then chances are there will be state run retrieval operation and you can dig into their assets and equipment to try and find manufacturers

>>17063367
I heard they were burning them no?

>>17063416
Do you only expect deaths in China?

I trade options because of the volatility.

>>17063424
No.. but if it gets out of hand.. it might be some sort of mandate imo

>>17063172
>When SSE drops 10% and Japan collapses into an anime dictatorship with a shitty Nikkei
Make me rich, Corona

>>17063424
do you expect them to give decent burials with a plauge dancing about? yall dun fuuuckin tarded

Reminder: If you don't sell weekly vertical put spreads on the SPY and QQQ at market open on Mondays, you're doing it wrong.

>>17063808
Why are you trying to make these autismos lose all of their money?