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Fuck tripfags

what should i buy with 10k?

who else here up for the month

>>17052026
The world is ending. Everyone please get along.

Also
>ZeroHedge

I'm kinda relieved the market got a shake up. The excitement phase of the rebound off these things is my favorite time to trade.

>>17052063
Same. It's ironically not even over yet though. Wait 'til Spring.

>>17052050
Yessir. 8%. Doing great the past six months.

GALT is set to make an announcement this month. Don't get left behind while the rest of us go on our mission to mars.

woooooo
I didn't die of the virus
I'm #1 I'm the greatest

>>17052063
>>17052073
are the nips allowed to broadcast things like this on public TV that anyone can watch?

>>17052072
>It's ironically not even over yet though
Clearly. Monday might be one of those multi percent red days if nothing good happens over the weekend to offset the fear.

>>17052026
Inspect element edition

>>17052050
Me, put down a 30% payment on a condo because of this month being so good. My initial plan was march, so.. actual feels good man

>>17052063
>>17052073
Nice butt though.
>>17052048
based
>>17052026
cringe

>>17052026
soon

>>17052073
>>17052118

Yes, let the money flow through you.

>>17052120
How long have you known you were a homosexual?

>>17052183
goodness, the bears are getting awfully confident lately
Remember to take profits bobo, you can only fight the fed for so long.

>>17052146
so butthurt. when will you bulltards ever learn?

>>17052198
>waaaaaaaaah

>>17052050
Turned my 80 dollar fun account into 710 in one month, I just got lucky today but also hit well with BYND calls. I took some assholes advice to buy Friday expiry TSLA call and lost 90 bucks in an hour. I wasted a lot of my BYND profits on various ideas, learned a lot about myself though. I need to learn to be more committed and not sell out too quickly and miss gains.

Now that I have a legit account I hope to do more calm plays I watched McDonalds be a fucking rock today even with the meltdown and am thinking it might be a future killer stock, 300 End of Year possible imho, they have an edge on every technology and sales are exploding and they are insanely cheap if you compare to Chipotle.

I also have this pet theory that Google dies on Monday so I am going to buy 500 of MCD and spend 200 playing lotto puts. I feel like earnings is a dangerous game and that even slightly missing will drive Google down 10%. With Stadia and Youtube esports draining their money and bombing hard I feel its time for a correction.

>>17052198
>the bears
Definitely not a bear nigger.

>>17052167
Hell yeah brother

fuck tripfags
link to poll: https://www.strawpoll.me/19329789/r

Gilead. Gilead. Gilead.

I can't stress this enough. I'm so pissed that I'm going to have to wait to market open on Monday to buy. The shit's going to go through the roof.

>>17052198
unironically based advice tho. real /smg/-chads play the market as it is. bear one day, bull another.

>>17052256
>>17052256
>now that i have a legit account
>$710
Thats adorable

REYN IPO MARINES
REPORT
IN

>>17052273
lol wheres the option where you do something about it you absolute nigger?

>>17052261
just a footfaggot then?
Whatever.
I'd be very happy taking good-but-not-best girl

>>17052242
>that was me
>in the year 2011+9
:|

In the long term, this will definitely be a buyable dip. In the short term, it will likely be priced in by the end of february. If you have cash set aside... you're not completely fucked.

I'm letting my Intel and Marriott shorts ride with a 2% trailing Stoploss. Will buy back into vxx when this bunny ear crashes monday.

>>17052280
thanks bruh

>>17052256
brebh youre a doing it a wrong
trick is to sell theta

Any good earnings next week? Alphabet, Match and some others are on. I think I will stay out though, or maybe just get some cheeky calls on MTCH.

>>17052050
10% and took a break till the 14th
Its great
>>17052037
I bought a few shares and they are red every day. Like a serious -3/4/5% every single day.
Even just memeing along this feels bad. I hope the poor chap who invested his whole money into it will be alright.

>>17052242

I love all the butthurt from the kiddies about tripfags.. ironically makes me enjoy posting with a trip :)

Eat shit faggots

>>17052275
Is this your entire thesis?

http://archive.today/w7P6d

If Bernie wins the caucus... it might not matter

>>17052307
That post is unironically me though. It’ll be over in 2 weeks. Screencap this and make sure to hedge your puts, autistic bobos.

>>17052297
What's that? Sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of you constantly sucking the dicks of tripfags despite only being a namefag for a week and probably just opening up your first trading account on top of it.

Cringe.

>>17052327

>>17052327
You must be new. You know tripfags have been reviled on this website for 15 years, right?

reminder that you can easily filter all of these tripfags if you spend 30 seconds of effort

>>17052312
Im tempted to play Alphabet. Amazon and Microsoft both killed it in the cloud. good feeling Alphabet will too.

>>17052275
sup

>>17052336
all true, mostly to infuriate boomer "oldfags" like you.
i came to 4channel in 2016, i'm holding APT, and i'm never leaving.

FUCK THE CHINESE FOR CLOSING THEIR MARKET

I bet BILI would FINALLY dip below 20 if they did.

>>17052331
The dip will be bought before "it's over," and the risk of trying to time it rather than waiting for support is... too high. I might just buy some at -5% and -10% though. Or I if someone in the US dies, I might buy straight into that red.

Why do you give so much attention to those who seek it? They ruin the thread and scam newfags, but feeding them with what they crave doesn't look like the answer to me.

>>17052364
is that an iron condor?
what's the interface?

>>17052365
>i'm never leaving.
Sure you will, after you lose your whole $1000 account following the advice of other retards, you cringy faggot. Lurk more.

>>17052328
Bernie nothing to worry about. Even the middle class folks who buy in to the left wing identity shit aren't going to be willing to vote in a guy running on high tax platform like his. Bernie's core support is the dirt poor and the so wealthy it doesn't matter globalist contingent. While those too are not insignificant, i don't think they're sufficient to beat a Trump who has demonstrated he's not going to upset the apple cart as far as economics goes. Trump was a huge question mark going in to 2016 and he still won over Hillary, a candidate with broader appeal than Bernie.

>>17052350
Stadia is dead in the water. I haven't done any research on them this year but I would urge you to look a little deeper before you throw down money.

>>17052026
BAGGIE IS SUCH A FUCKHEAD

I BOUGHT AMRN AHEAD OF THE FDA APPROVAL

IT FUCKING TANKED

FUCK YOU BAGGIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOP SHILLINH

>>17052376
Because if we don't give them attention & engage in shit-flinging that makes them look childish & uneducated, then gullible brainlets give them attention & get scammed

>>17052376
yep. tastyworks. best for options.

>>17052280
We're all just memeing. Nobody here would lose out on profits and be a bear/bull for the sake of being a bear/bull
>>17052350
Yeah. Match expanded into India, so that seems like a good bet.
Alphabet is always going up but they would need to beat earnings for that. And if they dont they do the same as Visa today.
>>17052366
They reopen on monday though.
Looking at the Yang on sunday will probably move my wang a lot.
Same with Nikkei dipping.

>>17052386
nah only bears are losing money this month.

hey i read this term called dollar cost averaging in the intelligent investor (have you reddit [get it? lol]), that way i'll be here for a whole year at least even if my 1000/mo is cleared out!

smart huh? BASED haha

>>17052415
>dollar cost averaging
>Meme stocks
Okay, retard. Thanks for making me laugh, here is your (you).

>>17052402
>he trusted a namefag for his investment advice

>Guys, every month I put in $100 into LCI, how long until I'm a millionaire?

>>17052445
If it fluctuates in value and trades for USD that's all I care about, not what some fucking faggot with his little secret Club calls it.

>>17052459
>he buys all the way to the bottom instead of just buying at the bottom

>>17052415

>>17052409
nice nice Monday!

Too bad my fucking retard dumb ass took ALL my profits on my china bearshit this week.

I also sold my Vix bullshit AT A LOSS (mostly) when jerome was pamping eet. I've had mixed luck with hedges.

>>17052404
Most of the faggots leave or just go anon to help shill HMNY and Big Five after a while.

wow though he's really going full retard tonight

>>17052390
Unironically, when the muh yield curve idiots go short, we maybe could MIGHT go blowoff top mode... that could cost him the election. Probably not though...

Thing is, it doesn't matter whether or not Bernie wins the presidency, if he looks like he's winning the nomination, healthcare is still going to get sold into oblivion.

>>17052459
Yeah, fluctuating from worthless to just as worthless is really good when you're holding a stock long term. Keep eating your crayons, kid.

>>17052474
>longterm
ok boomer

how fucked am I next week

>>17052483
absolutely fucked. apparently you haven't been listening.

>>17052476
>LCI TO THE MOON. IT IS GOING TO TAKE OFF ANY DAY, RIGHT LCI GUY?

Kek, I hope you are ironically being retarded and you're not actually this dumb.

>>17052492
Cool, enjoy your 5% return compounding annually eating every red arrow like a cuck.
maybe call up your broker to buy some a few more thousand shares of Ford

>>17052523

>>17052468
Today was the first day I ever considered an All-In. On Yang.
Im retarded but not that retarded though, so I kept it at 1/3 of my money.

I also sold Yang once a few days ago, waited for the dip and now bought back in at 47 or so. And some more at 50.

What would 10 year old me say if he knew how I wish for people to die, so stocks go down, an economy gets fucked, and I make money out of this?
>>17052483
>how fucked am I next week
-2% on monday I guess.
>Sears
Im not an American (obviously), so how are they doing? Didnt they have this clothes business?

>Ford
Jesus fuck, it's the same retard stock picks
>F, M, BGFV, HMNY, GME, TLRD
Is he actually sucking the guys cock, or is it just a salty fucker posting from different devices?

>>17052534
>obviously
oh it's you canadakun!
why is that obvious?

>>17052534
He would be very proud, anon.

>>17052483
>Sears
Oh shit nigga, that's $12 you'll never get back.
>>17052523
I'm up around 50% YTD and you can't talk shit about Ford when you just have a single TSLA stock bought directly because of my posts about it here.

>>17052492
Did I say it's gunna moon? Pretty sure I've said plenty of times that it's a long term investment to swing and sell calls..... Don't twist my words..

LCI to $60

>>17052555
You think I need some Anonymous faggot on the internet to analyze the underlying value of a security?
You bet your ass I bought that one share.

>>17052566
>LCI to $60

What's up bitch ass fuck ass fuckbears. Guess what fuckbears. I'm not selling my SOXL.
I'm buying more

>when they turn back on the liquidity tool

>>17052592
how much have u lost

>>17052555
>Oh shit nigga, that's $12 you'll never get back.
It actually pumped to over $2 a while back, a few months after becoming a bankruptcy stock. Idk why I held onto it then but here I am.

I held onto DF til yesterday. A little patience paid off there; lost $500 instead of $800

>>17052545
Its 4:30am here in Europe and my English suffers when Im awake this late, so usually people can pick it up at this time. My sentences either get really short or convoluted monsters.
>>17052552
I was an edgy and fat idiot back then, so he probably would be, considering I am now an edgy and buff idiot.
>>17052592
>Not selling SOXL at 290+ to invest it elsewhere to buy more SOXL later
Why do you hate SOXL, Anon? You do not like those extra shares?

wow, suddenly the quality of the board just increase 3000%, the complete opposite of the LCI stock. I wonder what happened?

>>17052566
Tell LCI Junior that he isn't going to get rich from it overnight from your stock picks and they're very unlikely to ever pay off. I think you got his hopes up.
>>17052579
>You think I need some Anonymous faggot on the internet to analyze the underlying
Every position you take has been spoonfed to you by the various posters here. If you thought for yourself, you wouldn't be trying to become another basic bitch tripfag when you finally decide what meme stock you're going to shill. Imagine aspiring to be a tripfag, lmao.

>>17052599
you might be waiting a long time
it's still just a prototype, it can cause.... instabilities

>>17052592
hmm tasty tears.

what to trade when markets are closed

If you don’t buy the dip before noon Monday, you’re done. This is a once in a decade opportunity. Imagine longing SPY in 2008.

>>17052600
>>17052610
>>17052623
Thousands and thousands *poof* gone so far. Like tears in the rain. It goes under 200 I'm liquidating 10 BTC and going in. SOXL goes under 100 I'll move another 20 BTC. I'll ride this bitch in the dirt. Fuck it I believe in this shit. And on the other side it's gonna be return of the fucking Jedi when I come back talking shit with millions and twin lightsabers. 500 or zero whichever comes first
Yes I'm drunk

>>17052630
crypto futures of course

>>17052645
>crypto futures
why the fuck

>>17052642
<3
I'll pick some up, for you

>>17052599
Haven't seen any evidence of the chinks deploying the liquidity tool again, but I wouldn't be surprised if they go full blast on monday.

>>17052610
>ze germans
oh great... one of my least favorite eurocuck countries...

>>17052630
Nothing.
Keep the weekend free from trading. Read some news, chat about random stuff here or get drunk.
>>17052642
Cheers mate
>>17052648
Im Bavarian. We hate the Jerries as much as you do.

>>17052619
Again I did the name fag because it pisses off people like you that think of anonymity as community, literally the most pathetic shit ever when you really think about it.
And being so new to trade I absolutely pay attention to every ticker mentioned here, but I haven't lost any money, in fact I've got two big greens from this week from both TSLA and APT. memes? absolutely. money? also yes plus I have access points for research to learn and think more.
don't give two shits what you think in your little treehouse. i'm gonna make some motherfucking money, and you're gonna watch

>>17052605
I was surprised to see it still alive after it came out that their CEO stripped some of their assets away and into his pocket. It's a sad reminder of the fate of most stocks.

My friends, I think it is worth noting that trump timed this PERFECTLY, and had the announcement today made just about when the vote to not hear from witnesses was made. Additionally, the actual implementation of travel restrictions and screenings starts sunday night, so everyone will be talking about this all monday INSTEAD of the Iowa Caucus.

I didn't understand why they didn't initiate travel restrictions sooner, but I suspect... they did this timing deliberately.

>>17052670
based.

holy shit how pathetic to be bragging about "i did this to piss you off and it worked!" on a friday night at a Lithuanian treehouse construction conference.

>>17052642
what are you drinking on my man

>>17052670
>Bavarian

>>17052690
Getting joy out of pissing off anonymous strangers on the internet seems more pathetic

It seems filters are mandatory for biz.

>>17052690
>think of anonymity as community
or maybe--hear me out--maybe shillfags are degenerate

you know, either/or

>>17052734
Hey them being pissed off is their choice, I legitimately just want to learn about trading and stocks

>>17052690
>I haven't lost any money, in fact I've got two big greens from this week from both TSLA and APT. memes?
I literally told you to buy the dip, you can't claim it's some huge victory when you're just following the advice that you were given here without any thought to it at all. Do you have any positions that we didn't influence you in?

I hope you screen shot your posts so you can come back at a later date and see what an insufferable twerp you were and jerking yourself off because you had two successful positions you didn't even come up with on your own. I feel embarrassed for you.

>>17052739
This is also the case, but I don't shill shit, I just talk shit

>>17052747
>anyone who bought Tesla did it because of me
>buy low sell high, h-h-hey i c-came up with that
Unironically fucking kill yourself

FREE ZEROHEDGE

>>17052748
You're shilling Reddit

>>17052735
Based.

>>17052762
No this is what somebody named me, I asked for what my name should be and you fucking retards chose this

I will not remove my trip. I have a trip for a reason. I have picked a stock and I am confident about it and I stand firmly behind it. I will not go and shill some stock just to cowar away like some of these Anonymous posters.

These Anonymous posters are against you!! They want you to lose money. Not me, I want everyone to make money and I will not back down because a bunch of Anonymous shit posters are crying like little girls about a trip that is there for an extremely obvious reason.

So cry all you want and fill the fucking thread about how much you hate tripfags.. I'm not fucking leaving so your shit posting is doing nothing at all!!!

LCI to $60!!!

>>17052748
>I just talk shit
To anonymous strangers on the internet on a fridat night. This is just getting sad

>>17052087
Two down consecutive mon/Fri is rare. May occur. Longshot bet

Weekend /smg/ is pure shit.

>>17052789
Kek

>>17052792
Hey you're here too, like I'm going to spend my money on some Jewish business

>>17052801
your face is pure shit

>>17052804
And yes I am aware that money itself is Jewish business, i just try to abstain is all I'm saying

>>17052748
Say that to my face and not online bro

>>17052760
Kek. You're right, we never had a conversation about it and you didn't take my advice. Your amazing and unheard of $258 worth of profit is astounding and you're definitely a genius trader and not a huge coping retard.

>>17052804
Your so broke shelling a few sheckles on the weekend to go out with friends would seriously be a noticable hit for you?

>>17052646
I don't trade bitcoin futures because I'm not american, but trading bitcoin in general is gold if you actually know how to trade. It's just so pure TA-wise even if you from time to time can see 5%+ movements in seconds/minutes, doesn't happen too often now though.

you guys are using a lot of hurtful words about each other

the stock market wasn't supposed to do this to our friendships.... can't we go back to December when we were all making money together and everyone was happy?

>>17052852
yes, has nothing to do with being broke which i'm not. every hit is noticeable, if it's not you're fucking nigger with your money.
also i live near a city and literally everyone's pozzed out of their minds.

>>17052848
post proof schizo

>down day
>buy stocks to hold that are 2-5% down for the day cause yay stocks are on sale
>stocks go further down every day for a week

fuck man I've DCA'd until I've ran out of free cash.

i've run out of mad money to invest.

>>17052890
Sounds like loser cope to me

>>17052256
i think you are naive about the magnitude of google how much money do you believe they pissed away on stadia/esports 100 million? well maybe that sounds like a lot of money but its literally fucking nothing to google their bottom line is always advertising. remember google glass?

>>17052900
I think that "the intelligent investor" has a chapter about what to do in that kind of situation.
The generally accepted response is to pretend to be a female and sell pictures of your feet on the internet, then you can continue to buy more stocks

>>17052906
hey any time you retards wanna talk about something other than name and tripfags that would be amazing.
for instance, oh i would be just DYING for your insight on this, who do you think is going to be actually most effected by the travel ban on foreign nationals who have been in china in the last 14 days as announced by the secretary of HHS today?
I'm gonna keep my eyes open for European nationals that get swept up in that category to try to weed out the disadvantaged, how about you?
do you think about anything other than name and tripfags or...

>>17052867
There will be no peace until every tripfag on the planet is dead and buried, along with the jannies and tr*nnies.
>>17052890
It's good that you took my advice and made money, I just think its hilarious that you would use a position I specifically told you to take as a way to claim you're better than us. I love it, I think you may be more retarded than LCI and Baggie combined. Top cringe.

>>17052927
you're supposed to sell socks and panties though
>>17052867
He's kind of terrible and clearly just sucking the dick of my least favorite shill though...

What do your indicators advise in the current market?

I am waiting for a pullback on shiny rocks but it just isn't happening, while placing bets on natty gas.

Anything in the range of roughly -2% to +2% is nothing, just a regular day on the stock market.

>>17052939
>SIRS PLS SPOOONFEED ME AGAIN

>>17052952
>still no proof
just post it schizo, i'm gonna ignore you and start ranting about the travel ban's possible effects on atlantic business relations as european business are swept up having been to china and thus barred from their american branches temporarily (i.e. all of that shit they needed to do face-to-face, not happening)

>>17052958
i
am
not
a
canada

I'm holding most of my volatility instruments over the weekend, stocks that I like, and trying to keep more cash/bond availability

>>17052977
The first stock pick is on the house. If you want anymore, you're going to have to string some rope around your neck, tie it to something heavy, and jump off a high place.

>>17053008
how about you put on a trip and stand behind your picks??... oh wait.. thats right.. cause you're a big fat fucking pussy!!!! lmao.. fucking loser

>>17052989
oh... then you're the SGMO shilling one who calls work "wagies"?

I'm having a hard time keeping anons straight this week. But that adds to the fun!

>>17052690
cringe

>>17053017
Have you considered that getting praise for being right about a stock here doesn't matter at all and you're actually a loser for thinking that it means anything?

Your victim/persecution complex is fairly typical among the Tripfags here, desperate to try to show the world that they're not completely useless and everyone was wrong to hate them. The thing is, that even if it turns out you were right about LCI, everyone here will still think you're a faggot. You can't win, you won't save your lmao public image. You're just going to fade into 4chan obscurity and all your time shitposting will be for nothing. Get help.

>>17052989
I like that stratagy... I think I might have to crash out of some pharma I like on monday.

Sucks but even cheapier cheapies seem likely. And Lilly's got a new migraine drug that sounds promising and profitable.

>>17053017

>>17052782
That would be the second time a retard named you

>>17053063
>Have you considered that getting praise for being right about a stock here doesn't matter at all and you're actually a loser for thinking that it means anything?
I think that standing behind your picks is an important part of the game.. but you're a big pussy and can't do that because... well.. well because you're a big fat pussy. LMAO fucking coward

>>17053017
>>17053083
Imagine being this insecure. Just imagine

>>17053083
>everyone who respects site culture is a pussy
you're starting to sound like a pride fag lmao

>>17052927
>The generally accepted response is to pretend to be a female and sell pictures of your feet on the internet, then you can continue to buy more stocks

>>17053083
>I think that standing behind your picks is an important part of the game
What a stupid take, it doesn't mean anything, what matters are the numbers in your account, which is why we are all here. So far you've not only lost thousands of your own dollars but lost other people money as well. You stand behind that out of a misplaced sense that you're going to turn it all around, but you won't, so you'll sit there forever, shilling a stock that will never take off like waiting for a ship that isn't going to come in. Really, I'm not just insulting to hurt your feelings, you're actually pathetic.
>can't do that because
Actually, I can and I do. I'm here almost every day defending my picks. Not because I have to, just because criticism aids in my ability to look at a stock as objectively as possible inorder to profit. If you had that ability, you wouldn't be bag holding LCI. LMAO.

>>17053118
>>17053100
>>17053133
I just want to stand behind my pick because i'm not a pussy nigger like you

Every thread that people bash on tripfags you can go back and 90% of the time they never even have a stock pick... fucking wow.. talk about being lame as fuck... pussy

>>17052026
Where is a good place to learn about valuing CEFs?

>>17052747
>I literally told you to buy the dip
oh did you?? where?? I don't see it ANYWHERE... oh wait.. thats right.. because you fucking didnt!!! you lieing pos

>>17053152
cope

>>17053133
>Really, I'm not just insulting to hurt your feelings, you're actually pathetic.
This. The more we figure out the kind of person he is, the sadder it gets. The guy flat out said yesterday he has nothing to wake up to. This is it. This is his life

>>17053172
oh good one.. where did you find that come back... reddit?

>>17053152
>>17053170

>>17053186
>>17053069
why do you have so many fucking pictures of yourself on your computer?

>>17053152
>I just want to stand behind my pick because i'm not a pussy nigger like you
So do you admit that so far you were completely wrong and have only cost other people money? No, you won't own that? You're so pussy that you can't even be honest with yourself.

>>17052958
>pullback on shiny rocks
That'll be a bit. They're going to keep going up as long as people are nervous. That's why I like gold in this scenario over something more direct like an inverse index type thing as gold is unlikely to drop significantly immediately on index rebound which then gives me time to exit if I think the coast is clear to go full risk-on again.

The widgets say the index situation is bearish as fuck until further notice.

>>17053199
>why yes, i use the same playground comebacks, how could you tell

>>17053211
stock went from ~3 to around ~15 which is 300% range....... if you didn't find a way to make money in there then you really are fucking retarded.

This bear trend has made /smg/ very volatile (GET IT?) over the last couple of days.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>17053026
>who calls work "wagies"?
That's also me but I'm not the SGMO guy.

>>17053181
>everyone who disagrees with me is reddit

>>17053017
maximum reddit/stocktwits, go back

Imagine being so butthurt over a tripfag that you spend your whole day replying to them with stupid pictures.. like all day.. for a week straight. wow. fucking wow.

unironically tho this shit is solid.
this stupid nigger literally like he fuckin called TSLA or some shit lmao.
>hey yo guys yo yo!!
>google?
>they're gonna go up
>yo, buy the dip dude
>hot tip
fucking beautiful. the incredible thing is you're so fucking stupid i'll be able to spot you even without a name.
i will cherish this, kind of like pajeet posting and BSV niggers, as a relic of the seeping shit that populates this board.

>>17053222
It lost 816% in the last 5 year. Nearly everyone that bought it this year has lost money. You just can't take the lowest point and the highest point and claim people made money because of volatility, you delusional idiot. You're here shilling to regardless of the price, hence the cringy "LCI TO $60" comments.

Even people with index funds have a higher return. You literally would make more money if you randomly selected stocks. Just admit to yourself that LCI didn't pan out and go do something with your life instead of wasting it getting shit on here.

>>17053269
ok faggot.. you'll run away like a coward within a week or two.... so keep talking shit pussy

>>17053264
he's a moron.. he's the type of guy that when a stock goes up he comes in here "see I told you guys to buy XYZ" like... ummm.. sure you did.. and who the fuck are you?? lol... fucking lame as fuck

>>17053269
>>17053285

>>17053285
hey unrionically tho lci is kinda hot trash right now, you don't need to live and die by a stock like this. i'm dumped that shit so fast lol

>>17053269
wow.. I didn't know index funds gained 70% last year... thanks for informing me...............................

>>17053285
>LCIguy
You lost me a lot of money bro, LCI is a shitshow

>>17053294
you lost you a lot of money, you're the only person responsible for your own decisions

>>17053294
If this is not a LARP, it kind of serves you right for listening to semi-anonymous faux authority figures on the internet on highly specific investment plays/advice.

>>17053303
seriously, imagine thinking you can't sell or some shit. like who holds that shit?
>it's going down but people on the internet said it's gonna do good so i'm just gonna keep holding it lol
fucking christ

>>17053292
It's a long term play... accumulate.. sell calls.. and let it play out.. Institutions holding right now didn't sell in the 4s and they didn't sell in the 15s and jpm just upped their stake.....

Retail is just to short sighted to see business cycles....

>>17053294
in what way? they are doing fucking awesome and launching drugs left and right.. their last CEO fucked shit up... it'll take some time for this boat to turn around but when it does you're gunna be pissed you didn't buy below 10...

When you look back at a stock and go.. wow.. wish I would've bought in low in the single digits..... this is one of those times..............

>>17053303
It still doesn't completely absolve tripfags of responsibility. 99% responsibility to the person who pulled the trigger on the order and 1% for the tripfag for simply having been birthed.

>>17053293
>3 years
>36.7%

LMAO. Post the dollar amount too. I can't believe you waste your life doing this when your account is sub $10,000 and you can't even feed yourself off of it.

Can we make a donation collection and use that money to hire an auditor? That would be rad.

>>17053315
>When you look back at a stock and go.. wow.. wish I would've bought in low in the single digits..... this is one of those times..............

I think we're going to look back and go 'whatever happened to that faggot tripfag who kept shilling his meme stock? I hope he killed himself lol'

>>17053325
my account is well above 10k and I have plenty of accounts.... stop being such a newfag

>>17053333
Checked and kek'd.

>>17053315
Your....english.....teacher.....failed.....you.......................

>>17053315
i mean i'm with you on numbrino but it's just not the time and i'm not stupid and gonna hold a red arrow because "muh long-term" fucking boomer mentality some stupid faggots have in this thread.
i'll be back on LCI depending on the pace they take numbrino to market, but not before then. there's no point holding before then.

>>17053334
>I think we're going to look back and go 'whatever happened to that faggot tripfag who kept shilling his meme stock? I hope he killed himself lol'
I dont know how he does it. I'd have necked long ago if i was him. Dude is insufferable

>>17053335
>well above 10k
>He makes $3600 a year on average yet somehow manages to shill LCI and shitpost full time

LMAO

>>17053334
I hope you kys by then desu...... people like you are the pimple on the ass of progress....

>>17053339
you should look into selling covered calls.. the stock is becoming very predictable...
I don't mind holding and making an income off my holdings and then getting long term capital gains... I don't only trade LCI.. I trade many other stocks a lot I don't even mention here because they are too thinly traded.... I just see LCI being a huge gainer in the future.. the drugs they are coming out with will be hitting multi billion dollar markets and the stock is trading under 400mill?? majority of their debt is pushed to 2026.. A LOT of institutions are holding and the shorts thesis on bankruptcy due to losing LEVO has gone to shit especially since LCI has LEVO coming back............

you don't have to believe in it.. I don't care.. you aren't one of the big institutions that are holding close to 100% of the company.....

LCI to $60

>>17053364

>the absolute state of this thread

Anyway, what are you lads all buying / selling next week? Got a few options plays in mind?

>>17053338
na.. i can actually wright pretty well if need be.. but.. this is 4chan and i don't care too much.... I actually picked this writing up from a girl i used to bang in high school.. super chill girl and it just kinda caught on ever since...

>>17053349
I make more than that a month by sitting on my ass lol

>>17053364
>I hope you kys by then desu...... people like you are the pimple on the ass of progress....
The progress of you wasting your life and having nothing to show for it?

Can you at least set a date where you will publicly kill yourself if LCI doesn't turn out by then?

>>17053373
going shopping for airlines after this travel ban

>>17053378
>Lying to a bunch of strangers instead of just posting the value of your account.
Okay, pussy.

>>17053373
More GALT.

>>17053378
I...."wright"....good....

>>17053380
>The progress of you wasting your life and having nothing to show for it?
what are you talking about?? you act like you know my life.. because I have a trip that talks about a company I have faith in you think I don't have a life outside of 4chan?? lmao you must be really lame irl if you think that...

>>17053387
>says the guy that never does just that

How's coronavirus general today? I left after zerohedge got the whack from Dorseys goons, anything new?

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $18?

I've noticed I started getting a lot of hate when I started posting this.. so i'll continue to do so :)

>>17053397
god damn you're easy

>>17053401
buy stz

>>17053217
>>17053230
hhmmmmm HMMMMM thankies!
It might've been someone else but I thought it was you, telling me about your various identities, you called yourself the something-shill.

It's a shame I can't keep track of my frens lately... but I prefer it to the alternative!

The rocks though... agree with Dalio that cash is trash in the current environment. But Morningstar "analysis" gave me some pause. Was considering going into GLDM with my cash until the buying opportunity presents itself, so was hoping for a pullback first.

>>17053403
Stfu nametag buttfag. Go make a gay buttsex general or something. We already had a poll earlier and you were told to leave.

>>17053401
haven't been back, mostly digging into travel ban since that dropped.
confirmed cases in SF, person-to-person in Cleveland/Chicago is about the most i've seen last i checked.
think numbers were like 11,900 infected

>>17053420
Good, good. I hope the CDC fell for the common cold meme too, maybe we will see more cases soon.

>>17053416
and who are you?

just keep the butt hurt flowing pussy

>>17053403
>>17053416
BTFO

>>17053373
I put an order in for a couple of EDZ call contracts expiring in late Feb that I should have pulled the trigger on earlier this week but didn't because I second guessed myself and went against my gut and intuition. The same contract went up 118% today. EDZ itself was up 6% or so during the day. Just another reminder of how important temperament control and discipline are in this game.

>>17053398
>you think I don't have a life outside of 4chan?
Does literally anyone here beside you think that you have a life outside of shitposting here? I sure don't.
>says the guy that never does just that
I'm not claiming to make $3,600 a month trading stocks yet with only a 36% average yearly gain. Post your $120,000 account and stop being a little pussy and set your suicide date. You can't just keep claiming LCI is going to turn out as it never actually happens. At least make a timeline to have some accountability.

>>17053373
Stay in gold and the handful of stock I still hold that held stop loss so far. See how bad the sell off is. Waiting for nat gas to turn around so I can long. Might play the Reynolds for a bit if price action allows. That's pretty much it. Ready to go long on airlines whenever Corona plateaus and things start looking hopeful again (prepared for a year+ wait on that).

>>17053430
I'm someone who was in that poll, and we determined tripfags were cancer collectively. Who are you?
.
.
Just kidding, that was a joke, because I don't want to know get it? If I know who you are it means you still have your nametag on wagie

>>17053429
>common cold
big time
>According to the Ohio Department of Health, this individual was not symptomatic and is not considered a risk to anyone he came in contact with during his time in Cleveland," the company said in its statement.
and that's AFTER it's basically common knowledge that people are contagious before symptoms manifest. the fucking ohio department of health doesn't know basic fucking facts about the virus.

>>17052691
My biggest dream in life is to become the CEO of an American icon like that, strip it's assets, leverage it all with debt, all while pushing bonuses for myself and the board I installed, until eventually getting my golden parachute on out. God the thought of that makes my dick so hard.

>>17053373
Holding all these going into the weekend. Will probably sell most of them when hopefully, the market shits itself even more on Monday.

Not sure on the plan for the week besides that. Try to ride the wave down on something.

>>17053411
I assume Morningstar wrote that before things got nasty with the chyna virus. It's a reasonable assessment if you look at it from the perspective of pre-corona.

>>17053436
>I'm not claiming to make $3,600 a month trading stocks
Did i say its from trading stocks?!?! No I didn't...

Glad to know i'm so important in your life that you need to respond to all my post lmao

>>17053450
I'm the guy that gets you triggered by simply being here... I couldn't imagine being such a sensitive pussy lol

>>17053398
>i have nothing to wake up to
>you think I don't have a life outside of 4chan??

I'm seriously loving how butthurt some of these anonymous broke niggers are getting.. like really.. how could you get so upset about somone that you could easily filter?!?! holy fuck.. it's like feeding me

>>17052026
Fuck trips, the only reason the pole is that way is because at this point there's more trips than anyone.

>>17053461
yeah bro.. when you make money while you sleep.. life can get boring.. everything is at your finger tips... one day you might understand that..

>>17053446
I might buy long dated JETS and/or IYT puts/calls based on how I feel Monday morning after the Super Bowl. Airlines are going to get crush harder in the next few months than they have over the past decade.

>>17053460
Im so glad i get to leave this thread & instantly dont have to deal with you. You unfortunately, cannot escape yourself. Im so sorry, thats gotta suck

>>17053481
>Airlines are going to get crush harder in the next few months than they have over the past decade.
Yep. Lower the better. For me.

>>17053460
>>17053472
>>17053479
Ragie wagie has to wear a nametag

>>17053460
>Did i say its from trading stocks?!?! No I didn't...
Yes, we were talking about your investment account so that implies it's from trading. What job pays you 120k a year to spend 80% of your waking hours posting here?
>Glad to know i'm so important in your life that you need to respond to all my post lmao
Honestly, I love bullying you. How did your date go with that girl from /soc/ you were going to go tell about LCI? Does she avoid you now like everyone else? I'm sure she got so wet hearing you autistic talk about your failure of a stock. LMAO.

>>17053489
Well.. like.. atleast I don't cry about some tripfag posting...........

>>17053498
I don't have a job where I clock in and clock out... not sure why you would think i do................

>>17053503
I have real estate and a business that deals with debt.....

>>17053503
>What job pays you 120k a year to spend 80% of your waking hours posting here?
a job where I don't have to go anywhere to get paid.............. how is that hard to understand? are you retarded or something?

>Honestly, I love bullying you.
you aren't bullying me.. you're just a repeating retard that i'm sitting here chuckling about....

>How did your date go with that girl from /soc/
She hit me up like hours later when i've already took off and hung out with some other friends and played some pool... i'm back home now some girl is supposed to come over but I might pass out early and go to mexico in the morning

>>17053525
lmao

dont @ me

>>17053533
thank god.. I don't have to hear you cry about me anymore :)

>>17053525
Yeah, bro, I'm CEO of a fortune 500 company. Bitches love my dick. Earlier I was talking to some hot chick and she was like 'i love you anon, lets have sex' and I was like nah, I already had to much today, thanks though and bounced. I might go to Italy tomorrow for some pasta, idk.

>>17053494
Based.

Well lads. I'm going to pound a few beers and read. Good riddance you pests and see you all next week.

>>17053553
mexico is like right next to me....... it's really not a big deal... plus i gotta keep my vacations cheap for awhile so I can go back to france and england for a few weeks

>>17053542
>>17053525
Wearing nametags is literally just for niggers who work at popeyes. All I'm saying.

who buying this MMM dip?

>>17053568
At what point during the time you were here posting all day did you go and play pool with your imaginary friends? Was it before or after you went to work at your imaginary company?

>>17053584
it was this point...>>17052327 when I had a different ID.............. it was only for a couple hours.. i only played a few games and had a few beers.. but i don't always like being out at bars on friday nights.. i rather chill with close friend rather than deal with big groups of people.. on wed some old dude tried to fight me and some others cause I kept whooping his ass in pool

>>17052256
Hello fellow option player. As a seasoned optionschad, I would avoid MCD. Fundamentally, it's losing its grip on the fast food market. Technically, it looks okay, will definitely rise, but it's a boomer stock that lacks the volatility to make those proper options gains. It can be done, but your capital is better used elsewhere IMO.

I agree with your Google idea, and considered the same this past week, too. I haven't had a chance to dig into the FB earnings report, but if its fall has anything to do with slowing growth in ad rev, then GOOGL has a good chance of getting fucked, too. GOOGL has also been on a bit of a tear lately, making new highs with little to no catalyst. Sure, it does what it does well, but Alphabet has its fingers in too many pies, and the pajeet in charge has yet to prove himself. Technically, it's mildly overbought, although compared to a lot of stocks in this market, it's fairly tame. In its favor, it has come down a bit from the highs the past few sessions, and if it continues downward on Monday, it may be a prime gap and crapper.

>>17052900
you'll be a whale soon, don't give up

>>17053577
I don't wanna. They're in this mess because they flubbed earnings pretty bad.

>>17053577
when it goes back to my average (1 dollar less)
more like whos buying CVX and XOM, these are dogs of the dow for god sakes

>>17053595
What? That post was 2 hours and 43 minutes ago. Your next post (>>17052566) was 2 hours and 11 minutes ago. It's impossible for you to go out for a couple of hours during that time.

It's almost like you're just making up lies that a child wouldn't believe. You wouldn't do that, right? You wouldn't lie to a bunch of strangers on the internet about your imaginary business and friends?

Welp this is now spreading pretty good. I expect good sales in more than just China.

>>17053623
>no ChemMax1EB
we're fucked

>>17053618
Want me to take a picture next time for you pumpkin? I was literally at a fucking bar playing pool when I posted those post with the ID cNfbA1A0....

I ALWAYS post with my trip.. even if i'm phone posting....

The coronavirus sell-off is going to make a lot bears rich. Fucking morons selling while the bears buy up all the cheapies, fucking stupid bullfags get fucked

>>17053665
Yes, take a photo and make sure to include your weak chin and that imaginary girl you have coming over any moment.

I'm laughing my ass off. A child could have came up with a more convincing LARP.
>I make $3600 a month trading, bro, but wtf I won't post my account balance. You pussies don't even have a trip

>>17053679
>bears buy up all the cheapies
You're a bull in a bear suit.

>>17053698
>I make $3600 a month trading
once again.. i never said i make 3600 a month trading.. i said i make that sitting on my ass followed by an explanation that it comes from real estate and a debt business.. lrn2read

>>17053727
Post balance. I just made a million dollars for bullying you as part of my retard wrangling business.

>>17053698
I really don't care if you believe me..I really don't want her to come over but she is .. so fuck off and have a good night

>>17053608
He thinks protective equipment is enough to make up for everything else going wrong with MMM.

The worse china gets, maybe the more equipment they sell, but the more they get rekted on china production and autos in china.

>>17053494
Yuck on airlines ever, Intelligent Investor turned me off from them. I'm more interested in RCL or Norwieigen Cruises... or the shitload of other cheapies we may be in for, including the healthcare that's getting killed.

Having a hard time deciding what to do with MRK before Weds earnings...

>>17053611
Fossil fuel stocks look like they're donezo... I'm hoping MO can get sub 40 again instead!

CSCO doggo tempting though!

>>17052483
What broker is that?

>>17052483
>$1593.95
You lost nothing.

>>17053754
That isn't your investment account balance, that's just a generic conversation from an unknown time with weird text artifacts.

Post account balance or GTFO.

>>17053679
Thats not what a bear is. Thats what a bull is doing.

A bear is shorting the dip, not buying it. A bull hopes for green numbers, a bear for red.

>>17053766
>fossil fuels donzo
Everything looks like its donezo at the bottom. maybe 20 business hours of post earning dip and then BOOM

>>17053801
you newfags always wanting to see account balances... it's so damn predictable... have fun kid.. ima fuck this pussy and pass out and wake up tomorrow and hopefully go to mexico to sit on the beach, drink beer and eat ceviche while getting a massage.. then maybe go fuck a hooker.. pick up some xanax.. head back home on sunday and shit post more.. and guess what.. you'll probably still be here crying that i'm posting with a trip.... lmao... fucking loser.

Or maybe morningstar still thinks that of gold, they just published this today

https://www.morningstar.com/articles/964088/changing-tastes-will-dull-gold-prices

>We expect 2020 gold demand to be 8% higher than it was in 2018, leading to our 2020 price forecast of $1,500 per ounce.
>today's demand is tomorrow's supply
> ETF-held gold has reached record levels equivalent to roughly a year's worth of mine production, and its unwinding would significantly weigh on prices
> However, in more recent years, gold purchases per capita have actually fallen as incomes have continued to rise
> We see both near-term and long-term reasons for the purchase intensity to stagnate. In the near term, government actions in both countries have weighed on gold purchases. In China, Beijing implemented efforts to stem capital outflows, which included tighter restrictions on gold imports. >In India, the government has long sought to minimize gold imports to strengthen the rupee. This included increased taxes to make gold more expensive to purchase.

Holy shit though:
>As such, we expect midcycle gold demand to be 9% lower than our near-term forecast, leading prices to decline to our midcycle forecast of $1,250 per ounce in real terms by 2022

I just don't see that unless rates start rising. Are we really "midcycle"?

I guess it doesn't matter for you since you're trading off of trends/momentum!

>>17053798
cute bimbo, fun show
just binged

>>17053818
V.true, I know, but everyone saying it's bottomed has been btfo time and time again. I hope you're right bud, but I'll wait for the segment before longing. Think a Bernie caucus victory could push oil and natty dramatically? Those far lefties HATE frack attack

>>17053824
Okay, Juan. Make sure you don't spend too much of your imaginary money on your imaginary vacation.

>>17053837
>I guess it doesn't matter for you since you're trading off of trends/momentum!
Correct. That macro stuff doesn't matter to me. It moves up, I move up stop loss, it starts to putter out, I wait until I get a TA sell signal or get stopped out.

>>17053868
has that given you a relatively painless or even profitable sell-off week?

>>17053837
Im not going for a permanent trend reversal thats not relevant, all those previous 'bottoms' has 20% bounces and now xom is 20 cents hitting the 300 ma monthly for the first time in the past 100 years. There will be a bounce and you will make money

What memes have i missed since december 2018

Does lunchbro and dividend bro still post

>>17053837
>As such, we expect midcycle gold demand to be 9% lower than our near-term forecast, leading prices to decline to our midcycle forecast of $1,250 per ounce in real terms by 2022
Yeah nah
I just dont see that.

>>17053891
Yeah not bad. There was minor drawdown in to stop out on four of my nine positions but it amounted to about 1% off the peak in total.

>>17053429
here's this little piggie if you just want to plug in real quick for the most recent numbers whenever

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

>>17053922
Nice nice good job limiting the downside
>>17053916
An outstanding start to the greatest secular bullmarket of all time!
(We also got some real fucking weirdos and attention whores who try to make things shitty.)
>>17053917
Right? I guess risk on sentiment could return since everyone thinks the recession is cancelled, but with this monetary policy, it's not likely.
>>17053910
Based. 100 years though? Are you counting Standard oil or something? Well it honestly sounds like a good bet. It's not like they're going bankrupt or anything. Any confidence on the timing of the bounce? Worth playing it with calls?

What happened to the ONTX bros? Did they all get stopped out?

>PSX nearly at 4% yield
>PSXP nearly at 6% yield

Anyone else buying the energy dip?

I just sold everything. I did good yeah?

>>17054202

>>17054202
probably not a bad idea. The indexes look grim and China opening on Monday is going to be brutal.

>>17054202
as long as you sold everything but your VXX calls

>>17054242
I think YANG still has a quite a moon left. I’ve been reading the different coronavirus threads on Pleddit, and there seems to be much that’s being hidden from the public. When news breaks at how bad everything is, there is going to be ultimate panic in Chinese markets. The only way YANG stops from launching is if Trump & Xi come out and say “We fixed it! Found a cure” and everyones dandy and Xi says “Here’s a trillion dollar stimulus”

The strange thing is, anything’s possible.

>>17054202
Sorry little girl you just sold the generational bottom

>>17054202
Is it possible to put orders in outside of trading hours so they get filled at market open? Ive never tried before

>>17053970
Yeah its going to chop back up lickity split

>>17054451
It is possible to put orders in. Whether or not they get filled depends on how your bid corresponds with the ask when the market opens.

>>17052083
saved, appreciated

Bought Amazon before the ER this week :^)

Anyone have any thoughts/feelings on what it will do next week? I am thinking it will dip but nowhere near pre Q4 ER level.

>>17054502
Then again I am wondering what the boomer effect of "Well I lost money on everything else but AMZN went up last week so I guess Ill buy some of that" will be.

how much is china going to explode throughout next week? will it be just next week? am i too late to get in? :(

>>17054451
Yes.

>>17054451
I recommend using limit orders when doing this.

>>17054452
niiiice
Hopefully reporting earnings crushed IV so I could get some cheap calls next week

Fuck this corona virus scare. More than the virus itself and its jokingly low kill count, the media fueling the panic was worse than the disease. I lost 90% of my gains in two weeks simply while holding very good chinese stocks. First time in my life I panic selled one of them, too, which was a bad move and ended up losing even more money.
After giving it a lot of thought, I will simply hold and wait for them to recover, which I now think might take months, but they eventually will.
There is no bear market as some faggots love to shill, this is just news manipulating the market. Might be part of the trade war, who knows. QE will go on until april at least, ensuring the inflation of US stocks that carry over to the rest of the world.
China in particular is getting over its bear market and things were looking up until this shit happens fucking chinks eating bats, rats and being the disgusting bugmen that they are.

anyway, don't sell and average down, it will eventually blow over just like every other pandemia meme. Do be preparared to forfeit on gains for some time.

>>17054603
Only on 4channel do I hear about the media freaking out over corona. All my other news outlets have been acting like it barely exists except to report on WHO and trump actions.

>>17054611
I suppose it depends on where you live. Here in europe its front page everywhere. As for the us, the tabloids like CNN are also full on scare mode.

4chan deserves a separate chapter: imageboards love pandemias, it's on total overdrive

>>17054644
I wonder if that accelerated the selloff. People have been too distracted with bullshit like Kobe and impeachment and some other stuff, today maybe really drove it home that hey, this is some real shit going down.

Also, bernie doesn't help

Anyhow I may still do some selling but I am seeing some nice looking maybe buyable dips.

>>17054652
>I wonder if that accelerated the selloff.

it definitely did. completely irrational. Bernie does not help at all, either. Regarding dips: absolutely but don't do what I did, I saw a huge dip in BABA and bought at 208, but it's still going down. don't catch a falling knife, wait a few more days and wait for a reversal.

>>17054674
good advice
unfortunately already did a small amount of knife catching with a couple shares of FB and a V.
But really, even if MA is better than V, it's not like it isn't also a quality company with solid growth.

I am waiting patiently for BABA and BILI... thats all the china exposure I care to have.

I want to get into buying stocks, but is it even worth it if I'm only able to contribute ~$200 a month to buying them?

I feel like the only way you actually make serious money on the stock market is when you can invest tens of thousands of dollars into stocks.

>>17054697
If you don't have AT LEAST 30000/month of free money to invest, you're better off just spending your money on consumer goods and entertainment.
Your intuition is correct: DO NOT save or invest your money until you're making the big bucks.

>>17054697
Depends. What else are you going to do with that money?

I know that if I had been putting $200 per month in the stock market for the past 10 years I’d be very happy I did. Instead I left a lot of it in savings accounts.

If you care about living comfortably in your retirement, I strongly recommend you fund your IRA. Up to $6000 per year, look into it if you’re in the Us.

>>17054705
Well now I can’t trust anything you say

>>17054705
he's trolling or retarded.

putting 10% of your income on well picked stonks or index funds is a guarantee for very decent gains over a the years if you're patient

>>17054721
>I strongly recommend you fund your IRA. Up to $6000 per year, look into it if you’re in the Us.
Yeah, I got my first job recently and my employer matches 401k contributions up to 5% of my paycheck. So I contribute roughly $50-$55 every other week and my employer matches it(the holdings I chose were an S&P 500 Index)

Anyway, I don't really have any expenses now and I don't buy many things either, and having money sitting in a bank account seems like a waste so I thought about buying stocks. alternatively i could just contribute more to my 401k- and in other holdings- but i don't know. was just wondering if stocks are worth it if i'm only contributing $200 a month.

>>17054764
>was just wondering if stocks are worth it if i'm only contributing $200 a month.
Yes, but only if you don't need that money for something else.

You should look into M1. It allows you to buy fractional shares.

>>17054784
>You should look into M1. It allows you to buy fractional shares.
Tell me more.

>>17054829
>Tell me more.
If you want to, for example, invest $200 in Amazon (whose stock is currently ~$2000 per share), you could do that with M1 by buying 1/10 of a share.

Things I like about M1: no fees (they make money off their debit card and lending options which you don't have to use), a shitload of ETFs available, you can use their "pie" thing to imitate big investors (like Berkshire Hathaway etc).

Things I don't like: You always have to use their pie thing to invest and it is kind of annoying to have to think about things in that model. The free version of M1 only has one trading window per day (9 am CST). No options trading (you will want to avoid that for a while until you have a better understanding of how things in the stock market work anyways).

Definitely would recommend it as a place to get started with stocks though due to the lack of fees and fractional shares.

>>17054858
Thank you anon, very helpful. All this stuff is pretty new to to me but I'm learning more each day. I'll definitely look into this... It seems the major benefit of fractional shares is it allows you to invest in the top-tier stocks that are otherwise too expensive to even buy a single share of? I assume that's the whole point of fractional shares?

I'll definitely try it through. Maybe each month I'll invest $200 into a different major company.

>>17054910
>Thank you
:)

>Maybe each month I'll invest $200 into a different major company.
Research ETFs too. Less risk and you get exposure to lots of stocks in one ETF. I like the Vanguard ETFs.

>>17054858
the pie this is really fucking useful for copying other people
wish I had burger financials in australia

IT'S OVER 10K

>>17055123
you coronashills deserve to hang. You just want to buy cheapies, admit it.

>>17055142
it will keep going sir

>>17055123
chinese are like cockroaches, if there's one infected there's likely 10 more. Shit's fucked.

>>17055142
also this

>>17053452
It's only lethal to asians. Buy the dip.

>>17053269
>It lost 816% in the last 5 year
>816
I know how you got this number but no. NO.

>>17054733
yeah this desu

You DO own SNSS, don't you anon?

>>17055565
I sold my seven (7) shares of SNSS at 0.55

>>17055609
>7 shares

>>17055616
don't worry I made a profit :^)

I couldn't find a stupid questions thread so I'll ask here. If the interest is capitalized annually, shouldn't I just wait until December (or whenever it happens) to buy stocks for the first time and choose one with high interest? If I buy now I'm just gambling that it's gonna be positive in 11 months.

>>17055646
no
that isn't how it works for anything really

for stocks specifically, the share price can move (any time during market hours + afterhours).
But I assume that you are talking about dividends.
You should read up on them:

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dividend.asp

https://www.morningstar.com/articles/630105/dividend-basics-the-mechanics-of-dividend-payments

you should have an understanding of dividend mechanics:
growth and safety (very important)
current yield as a %
payout frequency
div date and record date, etc.
feel free to ask stupid questions here, /biz/ doesn't have a /sqt/

>>17055646
And as a general rule, any time you ask "why can't I just do ____ for free monies (in excess of overall equity returns)" about something in the stock market, there is probably a good reason. As you learn more about stocks and other financial instruments, you will continue finding reasons to ask those sorts of questions, forever! You should always try and find the answers and understand them.

marketplace.fedramp.gov/#/products?sort=productName
What, if anything, would Dropbox getting listed on the FedRamp do to its stock?

I fucking told you guys, I fucking told you. Look at a 512 tick chart of AMD and slap an OBV on there and it is clear as day, tutes are gobbling up all of retail's panicked shares. Tutes are using the coronavirus shit to create positions in good companies right now, getting their cheapies. Wouldn't be surprised at all to see this happening to other popular stocks as well. The games these fuckers play, I swear...

>>17055744
with AMD the people who FOMO'd in panicked on a good earnings call, can't blame institutions for buying the dip when I'm doing the same.

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>>17055688
Thanks. It's hard to learn because all the terminology is in English and my bank isn't. It's hard to find translations and explanations for words I don't understand in either language. I just dropped some money into a stock-fund and was planning to invest around $330 a month and become rich in like 50 years from compounding interest, if that is a thing.

>>17055773
The real question is, how hard will it dip? I'm basically just holding on to my average $50 shares atm and plan on doubling down whenever the coronavirus gets a vaccine and the panic is over. I don't think I'll buy until that happens because idk how far down it will dip, but that will probably be the bottom whenever the coronavirus is cured. Not gonna buy when it could continue to dip lower.