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>Shills start getting desperate
>M-muh Ethereum Enterprise Alliance
>Price still under $3

Are you winning yet kids? Did you have a Big Mac for dinner tonight?

>> No.17053197

>>17053187
The price literally does not matter until the singularity newfaggot

>> No.17053225
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17053225

>>17053197
Open wide linkies

>> No.17053243

>>17053225
Are you on the link team? Cmon a Big mac and you’re rich?

>> No.17053266
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>>17053197
i was just thinking about this lol. but yo listen. you know how there are brainlets on this board who were like 'bruh this is a 1T idea easy" because massive contracts would be executed over the network and you would need collateral to put up in order to accept a job for these contracts. ok. but WHO THE FUCK would be willing to do massive contracts when you could LITERALLY do multiple of smaller contracts like 10, 20, 30 or even more, executed simultaneously to equal the larger value. but in this case if 1 fucks up you dont lose the entire contract/funds.

>> No.17053276

>>17053243
Who would I be on the team?

>> No.17053297

>>17053276
probably John Barker LOL

>> No.17053329

>Unironically, LINK

>Unironically, LINK

>Unironically, LINK

>Unironically, LINK

t. DetectiveUncleSchiff

>> No.17053343

Astro tier larp posting. Pump incoming.

>> No.17053354

>>17053276
Someone higher up obviously, it makes total sense

>> No.17053390
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>>17053225
ponzimarines BTFO yet again
Word is sergey is spending over $10k/week on hookers ALONE
Still has millions leftover from the 700k dumps
Another round of 700k dumps and he just might buy himself a multimillion yacht
Good thing the known scam MOAB is using the project, too very bullish, $1000 EOY for real this time
Sergey was pissed when he found out the PR team tweeted this shit out, too bad they didn’t scrub it fast enough

>> No.17053394

Kek you stinkies just can't get enough of impersonating me, can you? Well imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so despite the incessant bitching and moaning it's obvious you can't get enough of old unky. Except no matter how much of your pathetic wagebucks you throw at fat scammers, you WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING AND YOU CAN NEVER BE ME. Stay poor assmad chucklefucks.

>> No.17053412

It's been really obvious your mental health has been deteriorating recently. You may be an annoying tripfag but you should really consider seeing a professional before it gets any worse. There's no shame in talking to someone.

>> No.17053443

>>17053394
I wanna fart in your mouth after I let a huge dog breed take sexual advantage of you

>> No.17053464

>>17053225

Again with this non-premium Goyard bullshit, you upper-middle class faggot (at best). You’re opinions on link are absolute fucking nonsense.

At least post something impressive with your nonsense, not the cheapest item that a high end brand offers.

>> No.17053466

>>17053266
The oracle nodes executing $20 contracts still need $20 worth of $LINK to stake collateral retard

>> No.17053544

all tripfags should be ignored until roped

>> No.17053549
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>>17053390

>> No.17053643

>>17053466
Care to show one (1) single example of a contract using link that's worth even $10? I'll wait. Oh wait, no I fucking won't, because every honest soul knows that the only use for your pathetic excuse of a token is to identify who's part of your incel scam cult. You stinkers are the worst kind of garbage, preying upon the inexperienced and feeble-minded to fleece them of whatever tiny amount of savings they've managed to scrape together. Unfortunately for you there are people here who actually have made a fortune and have the luxury of time to constantly defend others against your incessant bullshit.

>> No.17053666

>>17053643
Care to tell me when the singularity happened?

>> No.17053671
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>>17053549
My fucking sides, the absolute state of link hodlers

>> No.17053680

>>17053549
>>17053671
The fact that I think there's a chance you might be actual real idiots and not paid shills just proves it further that we are still early

>> No.17053691

>>17053666
Even for a linkoid you seem to have a particularly loose grip on reality.

>> No.17053712

Is this the fud to accumulate thread.?
Yep linkies are a scam, $0 eoy
Sell sell sell

>> No.17053719

>>17053691
I'll be nice tonight. Read and digest, newfag.
https://imgur.com/a/R2Pm5xE
https://imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr
https://imgur.com/a/bklfSCi

>> No.17053739

>>17053671
Right, KEK. These gaslighted neets are going to get fucking destroyed.

>> No.17053785

>>17053276
post your real hand and i'll tell you

>> No.17053809

LINK $1keoy
$100eom

>> No.17053816

uncle oldfaggot is dimroc

>> No.17053855

>>17053809
>>17053816
LMFAO keep trying buddy

>> No.17053856

>>17053549
Holy fucking kek saved, good god this is a masterpiece

>> No.17053898

>>17053856
it was the perfect follow up with your post lol

>> No.17053961
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>>17053719
No one has time to read your pretentious pseudo intellectual bullshit

>> No.17053975
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my linky stays stinky at any price!

I am currently a free man!

I am like Bill Gates without a computer!

Like your drug dealer who smokes your drugs without paying for them.

You are scared.

You want a nice girl who could give a handjob while listening to The Muppets theme song but you are afraid she would walk out on you.

You are scared your house might collapse because of poor construction,
you are scared that your landlord could sue you for trying to upgrade your roof.

You are scared that someone might steal your hard work and steal your bank account.

I hope the most of these will help you to get past your fears and get in touch with your inner donkey.

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"No one has time to read your pretentious pseudo intellectual bullshit" she said to Sergey Nazarov's face, as she stormed out of the date.


"It's terrible how you constantly put other people down and when I didn't have a reason to want to like you, you tried to shove smart contracts down my throat."


"Sorry, would you like to have a blackeye or to have your me slap you? For being a dumbass bitch."


He pouts for a bit before rising to his feet to reply:
"Look...I can be anything you want me to be. I can fuck you like an animal, I can smoke weed with you, I can fuck your mom if you want, I can eat your face, I can even make a smart contract about it, just please don't leave me for loving big macs..."

>> No.17054022

>>17054017
based but somewhat incomprehensible