/biz/ - Business & Finance

What are we panicking about?

>>17047744
numbers go down

>>17047744
pic related

Some of you are OK, don't come to the markets on Monday

>>17047744
Kraft is under 30 again

>>17047753
Time to buy

GALT chads, report in!

>>17047753
Masaka! Numbers can't go down!

>>17047769
Nah, I'm not dip buying until Monday at least.

What happened to SOXL_shill?

Quick Run Down

- Market miss-prices pandemics historically. Over-analyzing mortality rates and ignoring reproduction rates.
- This disease has very high reproduction rate and asymptomatic transfer
- Healthcare supply worldwide can't handle the surge it will experience, rendering the mortality rate to 10%+ once it finishes exponential growth

Thailand human to human confirmed, taxi cab driver
Japan human to human confirmed, 2 cases in japan.

We will see secondary international cases spike between the 5th and 15th

>>17047787
What this means?

Failure to contain, which is incredibly hard due to asymptomatic trasnfer, means potential downsides of 65,000,000 deaths by summer

>>17047787
THIS IS IT BABY YESSSSSSSS

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

what cheapies are people getting?

>>17047775
something something fuck off shill, you tripfags ruin everything, don't talk about stocks unless theyre ETFs or in the S&P

>Puts for Nikkei
>Calls for Gold
>Yang
>VIX
Anything I missed?

>>17047800
what to think on it?

Up to you. I recommend having a safety hedge position for the worst downside. Look up hedging strategies from people who know their shit, aka not me.

This doesn't mean panic, just again, look into hedges if you think that seems like a smart idea.

What's a better buy for short term gains? IRBT or CCL?

Reminder that LCIguy is also Baggie and turns his trips off to white knight himself
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When do 1099s come in?

>>17047807
I only use this one trip...

>>17047810
>you tripfags ruin everything
is that why your life is so lame?

Continuing the informative, mostly shill-free discussion on LCI ahead of their earnings >>17047806

Last two earnings are brutal and they are still hemorrhaging cash.

>>17047785
sudoku

>>17047808
accumulating more LAKE, bought a cheap put on PM. I want to buy back into PM as soon as it gets around the 70 mark. they have some nice divvies, shouldnt have sold my position but that was my first buy

>>17047787
Like I said last week, the most interesting time in this corona virus shit will be 2-3 weeks from now. That's when the secondary infected will start dying/show obvious symptoms. Will be interesting to see where the numbers are at in 10-14 days from now

Public relations strategy

- Containment - Actually not a strategy most of the time and simply something to stop panic. If they say they are attempting to contain:

- deceleration - actual strategy employed by governments. The goal here is to slow the spread, aka try to cut back the weeks till it's exponential out of control. They will publicly call this containment even when they know its unstoppable.

Mitigation - This is what happens when they give up on decel, this means martial law type of steps, handling hospital space to critical only, etc


IF YOU BELIEVE IN CONTAINMENT MESSAGING YOU WILL GET ASSFUCKED

>>17047775
I will purchase my own country with the money I make, populated only by me and JAV stars.

>>17047810
>down $50 and dropping
Yikes!

>>17047787
Same thing happened with SARS. At first the mortality rate was reported at around 3%. It wasn't until months later after more data came out and more research was done that it was revised upwards to 9-10%.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.27.20018952v1.full.pdf

>>17047810
You mean:
Don't talk about a stock if you point of you doing so is to trick other people into buying your bags because you're an idiot who cannot understand that it isn't going to work out for you and you shouldn't have listened to other idiots doing the same thing*

Fixed that for you, retard.

>>17047851
Yep. It's still hard to hold such a huge % of portfolio in puts that long

Meh pretty decent position, 3228 average.. oh well. PUMP IT S&P! PUMP IT!
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>>17047849
lol LAKE sells protective clothing? what's your timeline on pulling the plug and locking in gains?

I only have MO in my divvy portfolio but PM and BTI in my mutual funds. I think its an attractive buy in opportunity now. since they keep growing their divvy, they see growth where I can't, they're no dummies

>>17047863
>losing a couple hundred million chinese

who THE FUCK is going to make my iphone!

Suuuuuuuck my diiiiiiiick you bulllllll reeeetttarrrrrrrdssssss :^)
You'll get no sympathy for me so don't even poison this thread with your retarded words.

>>17047895
a few million Americans too probably

>>17047835
>t-that wasnt me...it was someone else...with a similar personality...i was asleep...f-f-for 16 hours

>>17047800
>tfw 30 and healthy

LCI TO THE M-MOON, R-RIGHT GUYS? HOW CAN OTHER PEOPLE NOT SEE THAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE OFF ANY DAY NOW ONCE THEY PATENT COCAINE AND SELL IT OVER THE COUNTER?

>https://seekingalpha.com/article/4320584-crash-protection-for-amd

The fuck kinda hit job is this? SA trying to scare up some cheap shares for themselves?

>>17047821
Baggie doesn't need this shit, Baggie's gonna start his own general, where tripfags are welcome.

>>17047917
Please do this. Make an /smg/ only for tripfags and then everyone is happy. You get your circle jerk, we get to live free of your faggotry.

Ha.. gunna go meet up with that girl from /soc/ in a lil.... i think i'm gunna tell her all about LCI

>>17047927
yeah.. a place where people own up to their picks instead of pumping shit onto newfags and then running away pretending like tripfags are the problem...

>>17047909
>He argues AMD shares could drop 90% from here.
You may disregard any opinion positing downside targets that extreme.

>>17047935
'Yeah, I'm really into stocks, specifically LCI. Not only did I lose thousands of dollars this year, I talked other people into losing their money as well'.

>>17047851
i can see a nice LAKE/APT/YANG pump once those numbers come out
>>17047888
see above, planning on selling/trimming in the next couple of weeks, depending on what corona-chan does. of all the red in my portfolio, LAKE and APT have been keeping me in the green this week.

PM tends to dump hard around earnings, i'm watching for that. I don't think iQos is going to be much of a hit, and they might take a hit because of that
>PM to low 70s

tripfags are just reddit rejects who want to have some sort of name online, which is completely against the whole point of 4chan/why 4chan is such a better site than reddit
fuck off tripfags

>1 death in japan (15 total cases)
>5 death in thailand (19 total cases)
dare I say: ITS HAPPENING

>>17047948
As long as you promise to stay in your thread, I have no problem with whatever you think your take on tripfags is.

>>17047935
LARPs gonna LARP

>>17047917
I already thought about emigrating to inf.

INTEL: close my short or let it ride into the weekend?

>>17047817
Those are not safe buys at all.
iRobot is cute but not safe.
CCL is a short opportunity if it bounces and corona continues at its current rate.

guys................i think i have a sore throat.......................

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>>17047959
I just trip because I feel like it.

>>17047949
yeah but idiots are going to listen to that shit because they published that. this is some yellow journalism tier shit right here, 90% jesus fucking christ how disingenuous can you be?

>>17047960
They killed a jap?

REITS should be farely unaffected by the impending crash, right? Don't really want to sell my boomer property when Australian markets open.

>>17047970
One last monster before I head to that that ole 4chang board in the sky

>>17047950
i've actually made a good amount off LCI by selling calls so far..

If you are so confident in it going down.. wanna sell me some calls?? i need just a couple more... 2/21 $11 strike at .05 i'm the only one there... and 3/20 $12 strike at .05 again.. i'm the only one there.......

If you're so confident then sell me those.........

>>17047775
Reporting in fren

NEW THREAD FOR TRIPFAGS AND NAMEFAGS

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GO IN HERE
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>>17048012
should be /fag/

>>17047968
Cough hard on a bunch of dollars and spend them at fast food locations.

>>17047977
I got used to that sort of monkey business back when I was almost exclusively trading the dude weed. Things were pure evil in the media fud regard around 2018 when the sector was showing significant weakness. Take away: sell if you think the article makes points valid enough to drive a fear cascade, re-buy when the smoke clears.

>>17048015
I want them to actually use it so I didn't want to insult them too much, especially in their new safespace.

>>17047905
>Thinking we all just live here 24/7

>>17047977
Any asshole can get published on SA, most people know that. They aren’t professional analysts and don’t move stocks on their own.

People make crazy predictions like that because even if there’s a 90% chance they’re wrong, they can just say “wait for it” forever until people forget. But if they are somehow right, they can point to it and say what geniuses they are.

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>>17048012
someone make a different new thread please thanks :^)

>tfw you have no idea how to quantitative ease a virus

>>17047998
What...a....LARPing....faggot...

*Chug entire bottle of clononzapam*
Now my mind is clear, and the trade is obvious, All in* on CVX

>>17048038
Powell probably doesn't mind this too much. He did what he was supposed to and can rest easy knowing he may not need to do any hikes this year at all.

>>17047998
Actually post a screen cap of your portfolio instead of just claiming you made money. Do it in your new thread:

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>>17047917
but then i'd have to use a tripcode, Bagsy :(
im not funny or smart enough to be anything but an anon
>>17047935
>girl
>>17047949
fucking morningstar has had AMD valued at 19/share for like 6 months now, they updated their thesis after shares jumped to ~50, but kept the valuation at 19. people are stupid, AMD has potential to beat out Intel in some markets
>>17047959
agree to disagree. there's nothing wrong with tripfagging just because you think its dumb
>>17048011
haven't seen you in a while, welcome back

>>17048028
>everyone on this board has a life

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>>17047905
i'm actually a bit worried about the amount of sleep i've been getting lately.. I was talking to my friend about it.. told her it feels like one of these times i might not wake up so yesterday she called me like 10 times in a row until i answered to make sure i was ok....

WHAT THE FUCK BERNIE
YOURE RUINING EVERYTHJNG!!

Any low-IV straddles/strangles for healthcare to play for the primary monday? If Bernie wins I expect a big move down, and if it’s biden it’ll be a big move up.

>>17048073
>LCIfag is suicidal
wow, who would have guessed throwing your life savings away on one shitty stock like a retard is retarded.

>>17048073
>she called me like 10 times in a row until i answered to make sure i was ok
Things that have never happened to you for 200 Alex

>>17048073
>her
>she

>>17048044
sell me those calls then pussy... I only need those 2 more

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>>17048098
Hey newfigs, there used to be a meme about not feeding trolls, you should look into that. It was like 10 years ago probably.

He loves the attention and uses it to draw further idiots to his scam like moths to the flame.

>>17048073
tell your mum hi for me

>>17048098
>>17048095
i've known her for like 8-9 years man.. her babys dad is a good friend of mine.. their kids middle name is named after me... don't care if you don't believe me you fucking losers

btw.. the other thread is already better

>>17047769
but all my money is in the numbers that are down
i can't buy with losses i'm not a bank

>>17048115
>that LARP
Holy fucking cringe

I'm not gonna lie, I FUCKING HATE fidelity. Trying to capture youth marketshare my ass. I'm literally lisenced and can run options strategies for my client accounts at work if I want, but GOD FUCKING FORBID fidelity lets me trade options or use leverage on MY FUCKING PERSONAL ACCOUNT. I can't use robinhood either because of IRA laws. I hateeeee fidelity. Blood sucking scum.

>he didn't go 100% cash/money market the second the corona virus hit the news...

I sure hope nobody on this board is stupid enough to still be holding equities, right? Just look at SARS... If you're losing money this week then you're a moron and only have yourself to blame.

>>17048073
Depression sucks man. Try to force yourself to exercise a bit. That usually helps me when I start getting the doldrums.

Ok this poll will settle this once and for all, Poll closes at 430 EST.

>>17048134
http://www.strawpoll.me/19329789/r
poll related, this will be the official poll, and the results will be final, we will settle this democratically.

>>17048131
yeah.. thats what I was thinking it was..... i don't have much to wake up to..

>>17048111
They want the attention on LCI.. thats why they are doing it........

>>17047967
Thanks anon, what do you reckon is a safer buy?

>>17048053
Don’t waste clownpins!!
(And keep yourself safe)

>>17048152
That's the results link you fucking retard

>>17048164
>i don't have much to wake up to..
Obviously

>>17048111
LCI anon is fine, though. Even if he fucks traps
>>17048115
>her
>her

>>17047735
Checked the headlines and they are saying the Dow dropped because of fucking Coronavirus??

It's not even a big thing. Like a couple people outside of China have it.

>>17047906
>tfw 30 and healthy

Updating my predictions, faggots. I previously said DOW to 20k but it's clear to me now that DOW is going to $1 because we're all going to die. Thank you for reading, enjoy the rest of your day/life.

>>17047935
>gunna go meet up with that girl from
>gunna tell her all about LCI

>>17048191
Market was overdue for a pullback, straw that broke the camels back

>>17048191
It's mostly about the potential effect this may have on a variety of industries with China partially shut down and flights to and from being restricted.

>>17048209
Sirs….

>>17048209
lol china probably tried to make a syphon filter virus to kill all the niggers in africa so they could sap the minerals for free

>>17047775
Other things to add to that:
>they are due to start their P3 adaptive trial this quarter so the price is likely to appreciate anyway
>very recently the CEO Shlevin collaborated on a paper with some big name from GILD who was VP of liver disease
>the piece published in the Journal of Gastroenterology involved 12 (I think) big names almost all of which consult for most other big pharma like BMY or GILD or Merck
>Almost all the big pharma players have had brochures or openly stated they are looking for a company that fits GALT's exact profile but have not pulled the trigger
>GILD as recently as November said they are in an acquisitive mode but have made no purchases
>the rights offering of mid-2019 involved insider buying in which Uihlein bought 20 million and also exercised warrants at $5 which was well above the actual price at the time
>the swing rule means insiders could not profit from those buys inside six months and that six months ended in December
Its a weird stock but if you pay attention to it and read the filings, and read between the lines then it appears they are making appropriate concessions to partner or sell and have been for a while. Could be as simple as getting P3 under way and then sell. Could be a long term hold too. No one knows, but the fact that the drug itself appears to be good and will have a more appropriate dosage in future trials means the underlying risk factor is low with a very high upside potential.

>>17048209
Sweet Vishnu look at the atoms on that virus

>>17048179
Cvx just raised their dividend today and to be released on valentines day, the day of Love
The BBA is violated, its time for Love gains

>>17048209
I guess that's one way to solve your demographic problem

California is using 72 hr quarantine for infected cases when doctors are recommending 2 weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCw5-XkOf5U

>>17048209
Trump said we were going to eliminate aids, but now we have super aids that you catch from sneezes... Holy fuck! Good thing I'm not a homo-sexual or asain.

>>17047735

no afternoon pump can save this.

>>17048209
Most likely if it was

Someone in their bioweapon lab went rogue and wants to be the evil villian

>>17048111
>like moths to the flame
yeah... a super SHORT SQUEEZY flame

>>17048270
I like this one quite a bit.

>>17048260
It would be racist against chinese to hold them the proper time or stigmatize n-cov

>>17048271
Pump very unlikely. Most will want to be de-risked going in to the weekend in case Monday is a gap down.

>Energy sector

J U S T

You shits aren’t really BUYING vxx calls with the vix at 18.8 are you?

>>17048245
Reports after the bell?
I like that thesis! I’m a lover of loving love!
But it looks like only violated the band by a point and a half or so, not a full segment?

Does anyone have any green today?

>>17047832
What a cute lil guy.

Alright smg what cheapies we buying monday?

I think we have achieved world peace. Everything is in its right place.

>>17047775
I want to stay confident with GALT, but it's getting difficult. I need Pendy and savy to give me a pep talk.

It was a good run

March 9, 2009 - January 31, 2020

>>17048335
Yes, my gold position is green. Also one of my electrical utilities is flat. That's it.

>>17048335
I'm up 3% today.

Should i already drop something into VTSAX monday or wait mmmhh

>>17048350
Greece and Turkey are threatening war as of right now

>>17048335
just a bit. INTC put at 65.5 got me in the green, equities are mostly red (except for APT, LAKE took a small hit at -0.58%)

Q U I C K what P O T S T O C K is least shit?

>>17048335
Yes, I'm maybe up 0.35% in total because of based TSLA.

>SOXL down 10%
Kek wonder how that shill is holding up?

>>17048335
I haven't had any greens today unless you count the seasoning on lasagna.

>>17048335
SLV and PCY doing their work as hedges, T treading water

>>17048369
OGI is solid from what's posted here, ACB is alright if youre just swing trading
>>17048370
>tfw no teslies

>>17048369
ogi or plnhf

>>17048335
Gold stocks my dude.
The FED prints more money -> inflation goes up -> gold goes up
Stocks go dowm -> people panic -> gold goes up

>>17048126
What does the Irish Republican Army have against you?

>>17048381
>>17048384
Thanks bruvs

>>17048324
no they already reported along Xom and obliterated 1.5% of my networth

>>17048381
Every passing second is another chance to turn it all around and ride TSLA to $6000.

Guys I bought ABT calls because I guess they make some meds that help with corona. I went all in like a jackass without any knowledge. Does anybody have some info about ABT that may be of interest?

>>17048399
Omg iktf
Enjoy the clownpins

Natty will save us all soon

>>17048402
i don't trust like that. but im also going to be ripping my hair out when it shoots to 1,000. and ill probably jump out of my window when it hits 6,000

>>17048172
No such thing as safety right now.
I like mrvl at around this price though, maybe 23.5

The market is getting easier, just took some time to get everything down.

Damn, ONTX be dying, niggas. I'm glad I only bought 1000 at .30
If it does hit .30, sorry but I'm outie.

WHY IS IT ALL RED OH GOD HELP ME!!

>>17048421
Assuming you at least have some faith that it will go up long term, why not just buy a small position and then get the dip if it drops more? Even owning a single stock is a suicide prevention measure when it inevitably climbs past $1000.

I'm obviously overconfident, but TSLA is probably the easiest money I will ever make. Even easier than that time I bought Bitcoin at $800.

Reminder:

If you haven't already voted, you have less than one hour to vote in our poll. https://www.strawpoll.me/19329789/

>>17048467
I think it's going to have trouble in Q1 ish

that's a hunch. I love it longterm still.

Not gonna lie, feels pretty based to have rotated fully into defensive after watching LEI growth go negative. Feels pretty /quanty/ man.

>>17048389
Shieeetttt I ment RIA.

white house conference going life on CORONA

>>17048335
I guess a bit, thanks to Yang.
Otherwise... not much going on. I sold everything except OGI and boguht Puts for everything Asian

Honestly, at this point do I sell my Tesla puts that are down 80% or just hold and see what happens?

400 strike 6/30 expiry

>>17048460
I should never have bought it
Its a lesson in biostock shittery. Will never play that game again.
>>17048529
How much are they worth? At -80% you might as well keep them.

>>17048460
let this be a lesson, a lesson I learned 4 years ago here.
Don't buy pharma unless you like setting your money on fire. The 1 in a million a stock goes past stage 3 of testing isn't worth it

>>17048485
Where was that originally posted? I don't see it in either of the threads.
>>17048497
Tesla's first quarters have been rough in the past but the Gigafactory Shanghai has started production and they should help bring up the numbers. The problem is that there is so much hype now that anything less than a beat on earnings may drop the stock if something else doesn't do it sooner.

Who else shorting chink stocks hard?

>>17048541
worth $2k still, which is why I'm even considering selling to save that remaining capital. if it was say a couple hundred bucks I wouldn't even consider selling.

>>17048513
Lmao empty podium until the close I bet

Quiet. This is a straight drop

>>17048558
Sell. Save 2k
>>17048556
Here. Also shorted the nikkei, called Gold and shorted some other stuff.

>>17048152
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>>17047800
feels good to be a rent slave
a good black plague % of human reduction will do more for my prospects of finally owning a good home affordably than any investment strategy ever would.

>>17048461
no

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>>17048558
That's a very tough call because you may get lucky if there's a correction and recover at least some of the value but you're running out of room on the road with the expiration date. One thing is for sure, they're going to be worthless at one point short of a disaster for Tesla.

GIVE ME YOUR BEST "F" CRASH MUSIC: END OF THE WORLD EDITION

>>17048609
I know. Especially with that much money.
But sometimes you just have to accept you were wrong. Like 80% of my stuff goes tits up and I only make profit out of the 20% that doesnt, combined with my ruthless Stop Losses.

>>17048566
>Sell. Save 2k
I feel like the moment I sell Tesla will start dumping

APTChads we're looking good.

TRUMP BANNED CHINESE

CDC team giving a live update and report

CALM YOUR FEARS GOY. WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. CONTINUE TO CONSOOM PRODUCT™ AND BUY AMERICAN® STONKS™.

chinese are banned
anyone in china within 14 days banned except citizens who get quarantined 14 days

>>17048657
Hi five brother.

>>17048659
Its too late, the disease is already in Queens. Within a week it will be everywhere. There is not a damn thing we can do. The time to ban the chinks was 2 weeks ago.... It's too late frens.

>>17048667
fucking based

>>17048670
Oh I know. This won't work.

not to mention chinese agents will try to spread it

>>17048670
THE TIME TO BAN THE CHINKS WAS 100 YEARS AGO

>>17048667
Based

>>17048661
Literally the opposite of what theyre saying.

Starts Sunday night.

Perfect fuckkng timing to take the steam out of the Iowa primaries.

>>17048639
You could sell some of them and keep the rest as a hedge in case TSLA does shits itself. We're almost at the all time high again so next week you'll see if it wants to cool off or push to $700.

www.marketwatch.com/story/chicago-manufacturing-activity-slumps-in-january-to-weakest-reading-since-late-2015-2020-01-31
>i-it's just a Coronavirus s-scare please stop sell-...selling, buy the dip haha, right guys? The fundamentals are st-strong I swear

>>17048706
Yes. You are absolutely right. My post was in jest. This shit is going to be wild. Next couple of weeks are going to be insane.


>B-BUT B-BUT IT'S B-BEEN P-PRICED IN A-ALREADY.

Perma bulls are going to get the rope in February. Kek.

>>17048667
not sure how much that will help when the virus is already spreading in other countries

>>17048735
my portfolio is ready for cheapies.

>>17048714
>>17048735

Bear bros live in a different collective conscious. Kek.

>>17048735
>Perma bulls are going to get the rope in February
We'll at least get tendies beforehand, right?

>>17048740
Containment is publicly popular, governments can never act in time to do it properly.

In this case it decelerates the spread, but yes ultimately probably futile

>>17048744
Come on Not today baggie, have an ounce of compassion seriously

>>17048735
Today is likely peak panic, just sold vxx call spreads

Who the fuck is buying vxx calls at over 100% IV?

>>17048747
You're tendies are going to belong to me. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 1.06% today, nasty end to a yucky week (covvies cozy tho and good divvies recieved). I'm so sorry to all my friends but I've opened a small short position on the Ess Pee Exx, Coronachan was just declare a health emergency and now they're finding it resembles HIV, feel like something bad might come out this weekend. Everyone at work wearing facemasks even though she isn't in our state yet (hopefully). Getting e-rekt thinking about buying HK or Taiwan or something in a couple months.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Birmingham, Alabama!

>those amazon earnings
Why is Bezos so fucking based?

AMZN is going to go to $4000 by 2025, isn't it?

>>17048789
Thanks to SNSS I managed to only be down 0.28% for the day. Thank you, based SNSS

>>17048245
On... my birthday? Be carefil, remember what happened in summer 2018 when u almost die?

>>17048789
I'm up 4% today and up 2% for the week. 9% for the month. Bought more AMD and APT. Also opened a position in LCSS. Feeling pretty good.

>>17048789
I'm up 3%. Leaving my stuff alone over the weekend tho, so who knows what's gonna happen

I GORGOT TO SHORT THE NIKKEI
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

>>17048789
I'm up 10% today and up 64% in January, 100% in last 3 months

>*flick*

>>17048735
>the c-crash is right around the corner but for real this time!!
now this is bear cope

is your name roubini by any chance?

First week of trading complete!

>>17048801
Very nice gains, but Jeff Bezos is probably a supervillain, or at the very least he kills minimum wage Amazon employees so he can cut them open and wear their skin.

>>17048789
This week was fantastic. I'm up 87% thanks to VXX calls I unloaded Wednesday. I should have waited and sold them yesterday though, missed out on an easy 25% from what my math tells me.

ALSO: Expect Coronavirus to appear in the UK as the Brexit celebrations get underway today. Lot's of people to people contact and thus transmission. Short EWS, FXB and any British financials. You heard it here first.

I'm excited for my inverse ETF puts to print money next week. :)

>>17048814
TsunChan is an aquaribro?

>>17048862
thats how you catch corona -chan.

BUY THE STONKS, GOY

UNCLE ROTHSCHILD WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU

>>17048872
Sqqq puts?
Not bad. IV?

>>17048789
Back in business. Made 2300€ this week, around 200€ today if count the AMZN stuff as yesterdays magic.

Im hoping for the collpase on monday.

>>17048789
I dont want to talk about it, Im going to finally pull out my margin and stack so much CVX that Goldman and Morgan say What is this guy doing
>>17048814
I dont remember

>Oy vey! Think about the extra jobs goy! This pandemic is good for the economy!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/commerce-secretary-wilbur-ross-says-wuhan-coronavirus-could-be-a-boost-for-north-american-jobs/ar-BBZulOa

>>17048843
You're still not late. Asia is going to get fucked hard.

Look at the big picture though. You lived through a major happening. Let this be a case study so that you're ready the next time there's an insane global pandemic of this magnitude. These things happen every 5 years or so (some are bigger than others).

>>17048871
Yaya, many mysterious things in my birth chart

>>17048887
>sell low faggot it’s literally the end of the world

>>17047735
Got 50 AMD shares at $46.90. Gonna hold till at least $49.

>>17048857
I'm a bull long term but go full bear mode when there is a happening. How much did you lose today? Kek.

mfw RDS XOM CVX all in portfolio

>>17048905
ouch

Keep the bull cope coming lads, I'm making a compilation folder for Monday.

>>17048906
exactly, learned my lesson on this in 18

>>17048872
I have those pomf and NEET patches on my metal jacket kekkies, nobody's ever asked what they mean thank god
>>17048894
Gas station round 2 :o
I might get some of that too, still waiting on NATH...

>>17048897
Spread is too fuckhuge aftermarket. Let me know if you see any liquid ETFs right now.

>>17048902
We have too much in common...

Come Monday, we're all going to crash.

>>17048801
Hol up, how is the market value so high? 63 shares times $2024 is $127,512, not $168,193.

Have I been retarded this whole time and I can't even calculate market value properly?

>>17048209
>http://www.strawpoll.me/19329789/r
>AIDS
Not cool china. Airborne AIDS?
>>17048228
Nailed it.

>>17048956
Nah, chinks sweep it under the rug, Bernie gets BTFO by Biden, relief rally.

>>17048368
Thesis behind Intel put?

>>17048905
Why? This seems like a huge risk for little gain. AMD could drop 20% on monday and it would still be well above 100 PE. And all that for 100$

>>17048963
no, some of those figures are in Canadian dollars. My broker shows amounts in the account currency.

>>17048906
nothing will happen.

Oh fuck my $10 Put on BOTZ I got this morning is up by 200% what do I do bros?!? Should I sell or let it ride?!?!

>>17048891
SH, I forget the IV but it was pretty low at the time. Got them dirt cheap during the selloff, 90 days out so plenty of time to offload them whenever the next Fed injection hits or once the market calms down.

>>17048990
Let it expire for maximum long term bull gains.

>>17048990
Sell half

Today my uber driver was talking about how that corona is actually underreported and China actually has 90,000 cases instead of 7,700.

this is the ultimate bullish signal desu

bears are going to get rekt when corona virus turns out to be a big nothing. You've been warned.

CNBC: "I think 2020 still ends up a double-digit return"

KEK

>>17049043
The bulls never stop being retards chasing after the green flag waved in front of them.

>>17049042
>Getting wrecked romantically and financially
>>17048956
We will see.

Nasdaq 100 ends the month +3% gain
Nasdaq composite ends the month +2% gain
seems worse dont it

>>17048933
already sold nath 69 today ghost candle, 67 and under buy buy buy

>>17049043
>>17049053
>Golden Bull is over it's finally HEEEEEEERE

Well congratulations, you got yourself short. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER SELL ALL YOUR STOCKS

>>17049075
>infinite growth is not only mathematically possible, it's also probable

>>17049072
ooh hotdog is a sublte kinda play huh? I had my limmy at 71.00, adjusted thanku

>>17049092
wait for the chink bank to to flood the market and ruin my positions

>>17049043
I understand that there are unbelievably large amounts of conflict of interest in financial news/media but CNBC definitely take the cake for biggest in denial perma bull retards. I feel bad for normies who take what they see there as gospel.

>>17049100
>infinite growth is not only mathematically possible, it's also probable

>>17048985
with AMD there is no risk. This is just the same overreaction as always. They got new chip partnership with Asus with a customized 7nm Ryzen 2 for laptops, PS5 reveal in Feb, both next gen consoles releasing this fall, new navi GPUs releasing in a few months (the only 7nm CPU/GPUs on the market this year) + strong earnings overall. AMD is gonna be $80-90 per share by the end of the year for sure. I only got 50 shares but if it keeps going down I'm just gonna buy more.

My body is ready for bearfags to get BTFO by mid-week. Let’s fucking gooooooooo

>>17048905

>>17049043
>>17049106

CNBC again: "I think it'll be similar to SARS, maybe a month, two months of weakness, then a recovery"

lmao

also >>17047863

/smg/ has spoken. Tripfags should stay in their containment thread.

>>17049100
You're just as annoying as the perma bulls though, as soon as something happens you go nuts and if I were to guess.. you were one of the people screaming about a recession in august last year, right?

>>17049190
based

Who else here is a REYN chad?

>>17049190
How do I know these results weren't tampered with by bots?

>>17049208
no, but when a large virus like ones seen previously which reduced the market by ~10% comes along only it's worse and spreading like crazy and governments are bending over backwards to accept chinese tourists back without screening and there's probable reports that ching chong is lying about their numbers then yes, I'm ever so slightly bearish.

>>17049231
>there's probable reports that ching chong is lying about their numbers then yes, I'm ever so slightly bearish.
Source: Zero hedge

see >>17048857

>>17049217
Just look at the difference in activity between the two threads that were made. The one was specifically for tripfags and their sympathizers got a fraction of the amount of posts. Clearly this is what the average /smg/ poster wants.

NOOOOOO! WE GOT TO COCKY NON-HAPPENING BROS!

>>17049211
They’re are legit the only green in my portfolio today

>>17049237
waaaaaaaaaaaa, shources gib me shources. duururrrrrr me big bull fuk green gib me hoes n bitchjes fshgsffs

>>17049217
Because it didn’t have 40000 votes

>>17049179
The numbers never lie lad. That table is terrifying.

>>17049231
Yeah I mean I HOPE we will go down 10%+ because of this, fuck yeah I could need some cheapies. But you make it sound like it's some sort of doomsday scenario

>>17048857
Top kek. I wish this general wasn't all 100% bull and 100% bear fags. Is anybody else here comfy, cautious and protected rn?

Also fuck tripfags

>>17049247
it's literally nothing, bullrun resumes tomorrow bearfag, eat shit.

>>17049179
The idiocy of the market over this is stupefying

FREE MONEY

Why does it matter if someone is a bear or a bull? Aren't we all in this for the money?

>>17049273

unironically get help

>>17049190
i'll still be posting... can't believe people cry so fucking much about tripfags.. jesus christ.. go outside you fucking losers

>>17049331
Bears have been suffering and now getting revenge against the fake-fed pumped rally. Watch some comfy silver stacker videos on youtube with a boomer clacking his silver stacks together and you get it.

>>17048789
Down 0.49% on the week. Bit weird, though, since that's including 100 shares of SLV with a $17 call sold on them. I wish my broker made it easier create separate portfolios so that it's easier to track how individual strategies are performing in relation to one another. As it is, my overall return is strongly driven by the behavior of assets I only own to write options on.

>>17049336
Back to your...containment board... faggot...

>>17049336
Fuck off tripfag
>>17049273
Fuck off regular fag
>>17049158
>>17049120
>>17049158

Top kek

>>17049334

>>17049158

>>17049356
>>17049359
na.. i'm' gunna stay here.. just because I know it pisses you off so cry more you fucking pussy!! I fucking love it!!!

>>17048789
Not too bad. -0.25%. Half my stuff was right on the precipice of stop out yesterday. Those duly popped shortly after open today. Remaining stocks did alright with LMT being the worst performer (still well up overall on that). Heavily bought 2x gold etf, tracking spot price futures, yesterday which turned out to be a good choice for today. Gold wasn't up major or anything but it was numbers up instead of numbers down.

>>17049336
Back to your...containment thread...faggot...

>>17049190
Clearly the poll was tampered with, but what ever. Take it easy.

>>17049374
Imagine being this starved for attention

>>17049380
shut up pussy

>>17049386
dont give into the crybaby snowflakes baggy.. let them be butthurt faggots

REYNOLDS ICO MARINES
REPORT IN

>>17049386
Dont let the door hit ya

>>17049392
imagine bitching because some one wants to use a tripcode

>>17049392
>says the guy that replies to all of my post hoping for a (You)

here you go buddy.. take your (You) that you have been crying for all week

BPTRX literally vertical from TSLA

>>17049386
If it was tampered with there would have been 1488 or 42069 votes or something you fucking retard.

>>17049336
>>17049374
Stop causing drama, you autistic faggot. No one wants you here.

>Everyone hates me and think I'm an insufferable faggot. I sure showed them LOL XD
>>17049386
>IT WAS THE RUSSIANS WE WERE HACKED
Even before the recent jumps, the no votes still had it and had an extra vote with the namefags only.

>>17049407

rember if u drink corona beer you become immune to corona flu

We need seperate threads for bulls and bears, not tripfags

>>17049416
we don't even have 50 posters itt.

>>17049420
>putting a trip on is causing drama
wow.. I couldn't imagine crying about someone using a trip

b-but.. he's using a trip.. MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!

LMAO.. kys pussy

>>17049437
bullfags are tripfags so it's the same thing

>>17049273
OH NO NO NO HAHAHHAHAHHAH AAAAAAAAAAA

>>17049401
Oh right i forgot all about that in the excitement. Looks like it did okay, considering.

>>17049444
Agreed

>>17049437
>safe-spaces
No, here we fight. This is what makes this shit hole good--a market of free ideas.

>>17049440
At 86 posters, assuming nearly everybody is a pussy and posts supporting or counter arguments from their phones, 44 votes is still reasonable.

>>17049444
the little brother syndrome is strong with this leaf

>>17049336
Report harder you big bitch

>>17049444
You would still be hated by everyone here and labeled a faggot even if you didn't use a trip. The tripcode just makes it easier to identify you.

It's cute that you're trying to pretend you're not upset that you were shunned when you're here shitting yourself about it.
>WAAAHHHH OTHER PEOPLE DONT LIKE ME I HATE THEM BACK FUCK THEM

>>17049437
That's dumb.

>>17049444
bro we had a vote namefags and tripfags are not welcome here.

Thread Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI

>medical expert
>it will peak in months


>cnbc ""trader"" for big name
>I'm looking for 10%+ returns this year

>cnbc last week on friday
>I bought Yum brands today

Who could have known?

So now that we have air transmittable super aids being spread around the world, what do we do?

>>17049503
YUMC is probably a good play considering they won't have any exotic bats and beetles to eat anymore.

>>17049492
but how can people be aware I'm posting superior calls without a trip? >>17048278

>>17049493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyVYXRD1Ans

I hope for the reddest of reds this monday.

>>17049517
Body fluids that can transmit Ebola include:

Blood
Feces
Vomit
Saliva
Mucus
Tears
Breast milk
Urine
Semen
Sweat

Idk the same as Ebola probably

>>17049517
you need stockpiles and essential survival stuff. Should have this regardless.

Talking 2-3 months of food that will last and water.

The market will crash Monday just like last week and then be fine

>>17049535
I will bet you 1 LINK we’ll reach a new S&P high before close Monday. That’s how retarded the market is these days.

Imagine being such a big loser crybaby in life that you get mad about someone posting with a trip

NEW

>>17049563
>>17049563
>>17049563

NEW

>>17049563
>>17049563
>>17049563

>>17049559
Humanity made a critical mistake in complacency with flu and cold.

This means the general person has no behavior that will prevent them from spreading this.

Even if you gave everyone in a city 1000 n95 masks they would still spread this easily.

Humanity decided to ignore a major threat because of low IQ and now millions gonna die and societies collapse.

>>17049527
This is so you can't hurt the snowflakes.

>>17049585
I want you to know that you were my favorite tripfag. I'll still be able to tell it is you by your typing style and retarded puts.

>>17048994
Smart.
All my dumbass did was buy cheap UNG calls to hedge against Bernie victory.

>>17049179
Where is nat gas consumption?

>>17049543
Hot! How do I become a superspreader from visiting the Bay Area?

>>17049217
yeah, the "Yes" vote count seems high