/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17040468
wish my dad would text me :(

>>17040468
Respond with
>fuck off bobo

>>17040473
Fuck me too...

>>17040468
Tell your boomer dad fuck off

Daddy!

>>17040468
Be glad you have a dad like that, he's clearly proud of you and just trying to look out for you. Him being a boomer and all, his logic would make sense in his days, he's likely unaware of how much faster time flies in crypto, simply explain to him how crypto differs with examples such as Ethereum. But most of all, thank him for his concern and let him know you appreciate his advice.

>>17040468
What a fucking retard

>>17040468
Andrew, if you listened to me earlier you could have already sold and bought back at a lower price. Please reconsider my previous text message. Love; Dad

>>17040468
'pee pee poo poo' + link-holding frog jpeg image(any variation) is the canonical answer

>>17040468
Sell signal. Boomers always win.

>>17040532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gipL_CEw-fk

BASED BOOMER GET THIS MAN A WALLET HE WILL OUT TRADE US ALL

>>17040502
do this one if you don't hate your family

>>17040468
What untill Dad checks price next week and is asking to “buy Links where son”

>>17040468
checked

SWINGLINKERS GET THE ROPE

>>17040502
This kind of advice is why I come to /biz/. Diamond in the ruff.

>>17040502
Yeah he's pretty cool but he's notoriously bad with financial decisions. He's been balls-deep in Boeing and some random chink stocks and he's been btfo while the rest of the boomer stocks are pumping. Also he married a Mexican gold digger so I probably won't inherit anything when he dies. Feelsbadman.

>>17040619
China's entire economy is about to get devastated. He should really consider selling the chink stocks.

>>17040468
Unironically something my dad would have said. But he is dead. Glad pops is looking out for ya but don’t sell. Boomers don’t know shit.

>>17040619
Shit, anon you have to make it!
For your dad, for your family.
For all of us and the future of humankind.

>>17040619
And yet despite that all, he still spent some of his remaining thinking energy to make an effort to, in his mind, help you in good will. Why? I wouldn't know for sure, but my best guess is that he loves you. Thing about it, he's getting btfo, his wife his a whore, but it's okay because his anon son is trying his best and is like a younger mirror image of himself. Do the following, hold, buy more Link, and make it on his behalf. Make him proud. Then, you can spend it with him, his whore wife can't take anything from you. But you can give your father the world. But besides that, it doesn't even matter. To your father, the price of Link will be $1000, but his love for his son? Priceless.

>>17040468
Your dad is an insider, sell.

>>17040685
<3

>>17040502
based and wholesome-pilled

>>17040685
Based

>>17040567
Lol /thread keep buying OP

Ironically the buy signal..
Do the opposite anon.
It’s the biz way.

>>17040502
>>17040685
based.

Fight him, pin him down and fuck him in the ass in order to show him that you are the master of your fate and finances.

>>17040477
dubs u have to do it op

>>17040468
he clearly doesn't want you to make it

>>17040685
Divine, this poster brought a tear to eye of anon, who did not have a father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6CYI3Xb1tQ&t=129
This is the thread!

>>17040468
My dad was trying to get me to take out my principle
LAUGHING OUT LOUD

>>17040477
Checked and fpbp

My dad has held 785 link since Feb 2018. He said he's waiting for $1000

Has anyone else told their parents about your crypto? I told my boomer mom about it thinking she would lecture me on finance, but instead she got me to help her buy ethereum at $90. She was very happy for me when I broke 6 figures and didn't give me any boomer advice like she knows best. Was very unexpected.

>>17040685
based and blessed advice
I'll secretly buy more link. The problem is that I last bought link when it was 3.25 (have a 12k stack when I bought in originally at .36) and I told him about it so I've been dealing with the embarrassment of having bought so high when link dumped immediately after.

>>17040502
sage advice - heed this gentleman and do as he says.

>>17040925
Yeah I told my mom and she had me buy her 5 grand worth of link at like 40 cents. Shes super proud of me. It's so nice to have parents who believe in you enough to just throw 5k at you

>>17040905
Kek same. My dad holds 550 linkies

>>17040468
We are going to fucking PLUTO

>>17040589
Wallah! Diamond dozen indeed

>>17040468
This is bullish

>>17040925
My mom used to work the bond desk at Merrill Lynch; the second I told her it could potentially be used to automate bond payments, she called up her financial manager and wired me money to make a purchase, before I'd even finished the explanation. I also hold some linkies for my dad and the whole system recently clicked for him so hes been telling me 2018-era revelations about it all, though he found them all on his own. Its slightly annoying to be texted at 4 in the morning about super stale breadcrumbs, I will say.

>>17040468
My dad was mostly broke but then unironically withdrew money from his IRA and bought over 100k LINK around $0.45 in 2017 and held through all the hard times, not selling a single one. I'm so proud of him.

He got me a blue plaid shirt like Sergey's for Christmas and I didn't have the heart to tell him I already have one. He's based.

>>17041044

>>17041066
They both bought in at 75 cents, so they're quite happy with how this all played out so far.

>>17041044
Kek. My dad does this too. Sends me articles from a few days ago or something and my initial reaction is "Dad, I see this shit literally minutes after it's posted" but it's cool he's into it so I go along.

>>17041085
I just take it as further confirmation that we were and still are fucking early.

>>17040905
My dad has a bigger stack than me

>>17041105
It's part that but it's also part boomers just being boomers. A lot of people 50+ still don't understand what makes Google valuable, they're never going to understand LINK. The previous generations just don't understand computers as well as people born after 1980 or so. But yes, we're very early. I think once we get ETH 2.0 to help scaling and some other milestone developments regarding privacy like SNARKS etc, things should really take off in terms of enterprise usage. I give it 2 years?

>>17041144
Enterprise usage starts this year. We probably hit max penetration by 2022, though.

>>17041189

The ball is rolling

Once it picks up momentum you better hold your fucking links to 1k

>>17041189
Yeah, I agree. Starts this year. My 2 year estimate was when I expect it to hit full stride.

>>17041214
Always chase a dip, never swing a link.

>>17040685
you scammers have no fuckin shame at all

>>17040468
>I have a feeling
fucking boomers

>>17040925
my parents think im rich because i told them how much iota i had and they looked up the price, but i didnt sell, and they assumed i sold, now they're always telling me about property i should buy with my riches

>>17040925
My dad has like 2 or 3k link that I got him to buy when it was around 40 cents

My dad and I are all in BSV and he won't sell until it hits at least 1200

>>17040468
>Telling your parents about you buying Chainlink
When you make it, they will do nothing but harass you and guilt trip you. You have made the biggest mistake
>Should I sell now
Yes, you fucking retard. We are at the top of a massive pump from $2.40, it is beyond obvious we will dump after this. If anyone hasn't sold yet to buy more later they're a fucking retard

what a based thread

>>17040502
Holy fucking based.

>>17040925
i told my dad (and explained) when link was at .30cents, made some bullshit excuse. told him again at 50c, nothing, 70cents- tells me it's a scam.

now he tells me i'm wasting my time and to focus on getting a promotion instead.

i'm proudly jealous of you frens with parents that 100% trust your insight/judgments.

>>17040502
You father is right, it's a premined shittoken sitting at 1 billion marketcap with 0 use and the majority of the supply owned by the team.

It's the Wework of crypto.

>>17040502
major league based

>>17040468
>Imagine anyone knowing you own Chainlink...

I lie to people close to me and say I “invest” in 3rd world startups.

>>17041189
>max penetration
Dragon dildo it is.

>>17040925
My mom got spammail about a bitcoin Investment and she thought i was sending it to her cause i have “bitcoin”

T. 50k Chainlink holder

My girlfriend bought 4K chainlink though, she’s pretty happy about that

>>17040468
LOL. Dad is based, and right. Swap for FRM, today.

>>17040468
Down ten cents, Daddy was right.

Why would you ever tell your dad about your LINK holding?

>>17040502
this, i'd be happy for a dad like that, mine doesn't even understand what bitcoin is

>>17040502

My dad died out of nowhere 8 weeks ago. He was my best friend and I miss him terribly. I would absolutely sell all my link to be able to talk to him again. I am so depressed.

OP thank your dad for looking out for you and tell him you love him too. I miss my dad so much you wouldnt believe. This text has absolutely broken me and im crying on the bus home now.

>>17040685
I am broken after reading this

>>17040502
This is the correct advice. Good on you, anon. I wanted to give you a positive reaction image, but...

First time for everything, I guess.

>>17042742
:(

>>17040897

nice adaptation of pic related

>>17040502
>>17040685

>>17042742

i felt feels I didnt expect to feel while browsing /biz/, ain't gonna lie. hang in there buddy.

Overbought or in upper range in all timeframes
Elliotwaves suggesting a downtrend
Your boomerdad is smart just his timeframe is off
We will test 1.50-1.80 before we take off

Your dad doesnt know what hes talking about.
Link is not going to be half the price in 6 months.
Your dad is a weak handed normie.

>>17040468
Screencapping, will be funny whether it goes up or down

>>17040477
fucking checked

>>17042904
Look at the weekly on btc idiot

>>17040685
He also spends some of his remaining energy pushing shit out of his butt so how is that significant?

>>17042904
>We will test 1.50-1.80 before we take off
yeah oh ok sure buddy

>>17040502
comfy post

Only one former colleague knows I own Link, and no idea how much. The thing is I think my parents are worried about my financial situation but I still don't feel like telling them is a good idea.

>>17040468

Your dad seems like a loving and great father, thank him for the advice. Also give him a few grand when Link is 1000 just because he deserves it.

>>17041044
Ya winnin Dad?

>>17042059
Is it really a lie tho?

>>17043187
Similar situtation here. My parents constantly ask if I'm okay financially but I never ask for money. I've never spoken about my crypto holdings.

it's a win-win. If Link somehow fails, I haven't let anyone down and there'll be no one to say I told you so. If I make it, that's when I'll tell them. Absolutely no upside to doing so earlier.

>"I have a feeling"
Anyone on this board will tell you that feelings, when it comes to finance are ALWAYS WRONG.

>>17043284
They think you're too shy or too proud to tell them that you're in financial trouble. Just tell them you have no financial problems if they keep asking. Parents worry about the dumbest shit.

>>17040502
STOP MAKING ME FEEEEEL

>>17043284
you can deposit your linkies on aave and use them as collateral for borrowing if you need money but dont want to sell them.

>>17040546
>>17040962
>>17040925
What the shit? Discord trying to make me sell my bags? Now I want to buy more, what the fuck are you guys doing I'M SO CONFUSED.

>>17040925
My mom was pissed that I invested all my ~$4000 poorfag savings instead of spending all of it to partailly fix my shit shit teeth. I'm up $2000 and she still bugs me to take it all out. I dont have a social life so I dont need nice teeth. I did convince my dad to put a grand of their savings into link when it was $2 though so maybe they'll be able to pay off their house when it moons.

>>17043466
Based bad teef bro. In the same boat, will only bother when I've made it

>>17040468
very based dad. mostly because he is using signal. can't get anyone in my family to stop using whattsapp, it's just infuriating. also fuck link of course.

>>17040905
My dad has 5300 and my sister has 3000.

>>17042742
Sorry for your loss man :(

>>17043293
I always do

>>17043406
Thanks for the tips anon, but I'm good. I get by on very little. For some reason it feels a very satisfactory life poor larping while watching my investments grow. For me, the point of money is not what you buy with it but the freedom it grants.

>>17041189
>Enterprise usage starts this year.
Bull fucking shit. What are you basing this on? Shits not gonna take off until another one or two years.

>>17042086
>My girlfriend bought 4K chainlink though, she’s pretty happy about that
>My girlfriend
What is up with you retards sharing free money with holes? You will resent yourself so much if she ever breaks your heat. Only share with your blood.

>>17040502
This is some faggy ass hoe shit if I ever saw some...

Tell him that swingies get the rope.

>>17040468
He's probably right that it's gonna drop but his timing is probably off. LINK can move 50% in like a month easily.

>>17042742

>talking to literally anyone irl about Chainlink
Ngmi my fren

>>17040468
>having a dad
not gonna make it

>>17040468
saved.

2.96 will be the all time top, going to zero now and OP's dad will be remembered for this call

Im a little envious you guys even know your biological dad.
I never will. At least my mom has a sui stack.

>>17040468
>tfw no crypto dad

>>17044264
>2.96 will be the all time top
you must be new here if you think 2.96 hasn't been surpassed, lurk more sage

>>17040502
Based and redpilled

>>17041962
>i'm proudly jealous of you frens with parents that 100% trust your insight/judgments.

I got my dad to buy 6K Link over the course of last year through small increments of $300-$400 because he's the one that told me to get into investing to teach him to invest and pretty much trusts everything I say (save for jumping ALL in in Link). I am quite grateful to have a pops like him since I've been musing the idea of learning to invest but never pulled the trigger until he gave me the order.

>>17040468
Dad says
>I have a feeling
Comes true
>I told you so, Anon
Jesus Christ "a feeling" isn't sound advice. Offer an explanation or valid argument, and if you're right then you can talk shit. But telling me your feelings don't mean shit.
Boomer logic

>>17042742
shit i came to coom to brapper threads but now im just sad. i guess ill coom later...

imagine not listening to your boomer dad op
we know best
get rekt dumb zoomers

Should've listened to pops

I have 1000 LINK. I'm pretty poor senpai so it is difficult to accumulate more and I try to make steady contributions to 401k company match, some guns and silver, and crypto. Should I keep buying LINK, wait for a small price drop, or do current prices not matter and just keep buying?

I don't want jets and yachts, just want to escape this gay wagecucking world and start a family on a small plot of land and work on whatever it is I want to work on

>>17040468
your dad called the exact top lmao

>>17043252
Kek