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I hope AMZN and Visa Calls safe my ass today
Visa is always a safe bet imo
AMZN... eh.

They should cancel the super bowl over the Corona virus outbreak. There's no reason to have that many people that close together with the circumstances being what they are.

OH B-B-B-BOY
WHAT A BARGAIN

NINTENDIES ON SALE

THANKS FOR THE CH-CH-CHEAPIES

Uh, can savanon or Pendulum reassure me about GALT

>>17034103
China didn't cancel their New Year. So 'merica won't cancel its most important event of the year. Anything else would make you all look weak to the world.

>>17033889
>>17033879
Good input

>>17033791
I guess it depends who you know but you are deluded. If you don't think it's FAR worse then reported you are simply deluded or uninformed.
>Go check out the /pol/ links

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

bow down to your DivGod KO

Damn SALT looks tempting

>>17034134
They're going to just let all those people sit next to eat other, cheering, breathing, infecting...

barely! red!

>U.S. CDC CONFIRMS 6 CASES OF CORONAVIRUS IN THE UNITED STATES
Just a matter of time

>>17034149
WHO status
Global threat level: _HIGH_
CHINA: GREAT

>Worldwide stats
Confirmed: 8243
Dead: 172

>Infected countries
Thailand 14 Singapore 13 Japan 11 Hong Kong 10 Taiwan 9 Malaysia 8 Australia 8 Macau 7 South Korea 6 France 5 United States 5 Vietnam 5 Germany 4 UAE 4 Canada 3 Nepal 1 Cambodia 1 Sri Lanka 1 Finland 1 Philippines 1 India 1

>CCP numbers
Confirmed: 8149
Suspected: 12167
Dead: 171
Critical: 1370
Recovered: 135

>Testing capacity
89 institutions combined can process up to 6000 cases a day at full capacity

>Restricted travel from China
Russia, Mongolia, North Korea, Hong Kong, Kazakhstan

>Sources <!-- KEEP THE STATS UPDATED -->
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/01/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
https://news.qq.com/zt2020/page/feiyan.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019-20_Wuhan_coronavirus_outbreak

>News

NYT: China turns patients away without testing due to shortages
http://archive.is/LaD0M

Reuters: China underreports number of infections and deaths
http://archive.is/r7Tak

UK experts: Real numbers much higher than reported
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.23.20018549v2

Scientists: Asians at much higher risk due to ACE2 cells
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.26.919985v1.full

Scientists: 2019-nCoV infection associated with high mortality
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/338806634

>>17034109
I want ninty stock just to say I have it

>>17034181
Good, its not really accelerating in the US. I want cheapies

Also who else here riding the V hype train?
Bought 5 calls that will never, ever be itm but I'm gonna dump on some retards after earnings lmao

EGPT say, your wealth is safe in my tomb

>>17034200
>I want to let everyone know I'm a soi boi

Who is going to report it’s not a pandemic. Market is going to be fine today. Let’s revaluate tomorrow

>>17034200
I just have to pray that they come through with Animal Crossing, and announce some sort of Switch Pro.

>>17034224
damn... you knew just when to get out of the US markets

around 308 hefty resistance(support)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvaGvWSHlwU
new bb album in check it out! :)

>>17034197
> missing the live interactive map
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

buy cheapies guys

>>17034112
Just use your boyfriend's cock as a pacifier
>You utter faggot

>>17034197
>Dead: 171
>Recovered: 135
holy shit it's got a like a 60% mortality rate

Funny how all the hidden bears come out of their caves at the slightest of dips

>>17034134
>China didn't cancel their New Year. So 'merica won't cancel its most important event of the year. Anything else would make you all look weak to the world.
They pretty much cancelled the new year. They weren't in time to stop people going back to their heimat, but (at least in some part of the country) they stopped people from participating in any festive activity or gathering during the period of time.

>>17034247
Who caught shit after SARS for declaring a pandemic too early. Now they're going to catch shit for waiting too long. They're fucking worthless

>>17034228
Yes

Anybody not using stop-losses needs to wake the fuck up.

>>17034301
>slightest of dips
not in my portfolio... this sucks
>>17034223
Are you new to this? Are you aware of IV crush?
>>17034326
based

>>17034112
>reassure me about GALT
stay away from it

>>17034281
BEAR in mind that the CCP is marking false cases as recovered.

>>17034301
good time to get out of dormacy.

>>17034197
>>Restricted travel from China
>Russia, Mongolia, North Korea, Hong Kong, Kazakhstan
Also Palau, Northern Mariana, Marshall Islands, Samoa, Papua New Guinea, Taiwan, Kyrgyzstan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NnNunRXR80

>>17034346
Who the fuck does not use Stop Losses, or at least sets a limit for when they sell?

If something drops below X, I sell. No matter how much people try to tell me it will go up eventually.. soon... just another -10% and then it moons...

Threadly reminder that the tax man will visit yearly

Does High Frequency Trading make it impossible to make money investing?

>>17034112
I spoke to a fortune teller and she told me GALT day happens when Pendy and I get married.

>>17034405
I don't...
I only do on my shorts, or on postitions I wouldn't mind getting out of that day.

Probably should but they've fucked me too many times.

>>17034381
Wasn't it just delayed an hour

>>17034112

So many opportunities in V right now. WHO is creating this liquidity?

>>17034348
Thank you

I have $50 and Robinhood. What can I do?

>>17034412
No..? Why would it matter how HFT does it for investors?

>>17034272
>2% mortality rate
this shit is overblown

Just jumped back into LCI for the first time since their Q4 earnings report win (I was heavy in calls). What am I in for?

Does someone have the chart of the weekly dividend portfolio?

>>17034411
Good thing we don't make any money here

>>17034446
Jesusfuckingdamn
they turned her into a fertility goddess...
he's facing the wrong way though

Visa?

>>17034478
here's my chart fren

>galt hits all time low
Penfags nana gonna FREAK.

>>17034465
it would depend if everybody gets infected or only with weak immune system, elderly and such. if only people with weak immune system gets infected then it's quite a low mortalitiy rate, people often forget china has 1400m people now the cities are fucking massive compared to western world

>>17034476
Earnings on Feb 5th. Then we either dive down to bullshit market cap valuations or we moon or we moon and then get our moonbase blown up by shorts the following day.

>>17034465
Xoomer here, when SARS broke out the initial numbers were VASTLY different from the final calculations. In the first few months the "experts" thought it was around 3-4% mortality. It was only later in the year after more data points came out and more research was done that it was revised upwards to 10%. We are way too early to have any confidence on R0 or mortality rates, especially considering the source of most data

When the fuck is this WHO conference? My APT is going up and up.

I want some SPCE. Will it go lower or is now a good time to buy in?

>>17034491
Yes Visa. You could of bought in and out of these dips many times now or bought in one, held and made money

>>17034523
Supposed to be 1230 Texas time

does anyone have a green wojak with a blank background?

>>17034542
At $12-14 buy calls for April/jan

>>17034433
Will they dilute any time soon? Nervous about that. Any reason it is dipping?

>>17034523
Roughly 50 minutes from now

>>17034063
Buy Amazon!

>>17034561
I have Calls
Hope they going to be alright

>>17034561
They're gna miss you shill,they are bleeding money

>>17034465
There's a small chance of mutation that could make it more lethal. Which by itself isn't a big deal, it's the fact that it can spread so quickly and easily. Nobody's gonna sit back and relax in a world inundated with media involving new pathogens.

>>17034546
I'm holding MA, wish I would've bought more. Didn't realize V's earnings was today.

Also thought KO was yesterday, I definitely would have wanted to gamble on KO earnings

These threads are abysmally shit lately. What's up with all the low quality spam and brainlet posts?

>>17034561
Should of got in Chad MSFT who cucked virgin AMZN out of a guberment contract. No ones buying your bags in that joker smiling boxes crabbing of a company

>>17034572
N-no!

>>17034596
bears, shills from stocktwits, newcomer shitcoiners, and obsession over coronachan

>>17034559
They filed for a shelf offering already. Which is like a dilution only pre-filed so they can 'take it off the shelf' and sell only when they deem appropriate if they ever use it at all. Its up to 50 million dollars.

My guess is they intend to use it if they pop back up to anywhere near where they ought to be. Its a heavily manipulated stock so be ready to take profits sometimes or it might drop 20%+ for no reason at all.

>>17034609
I've picked up some Microsoft as well.
But really didn't think Amazon would go sideways for a while year.

>>17034495
Thank you fren, have this breathing mask as a token of gratitude

>>17034455
Buy this put and you'll have 100 dollars within a couple of weeks

>My Calls from this morning on Visa are already up 30%
Thinking of taking the profit
Visa will always perform, but what if they dont for once?

>>17034523
It's supposed to be on now

>>17034063

KLM has officially blacklisted the ENTIRETY of China for travel

>>17034688
Anyone have any links?

I hope they find a cure soon.

But not before I get my next wagie gift.

>>17034705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NnNunRXR80
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xakAMtwLxTc
They stalled yesterday too

Dark money is starting to load up on the short side of TSLA.

What happened with WHO? Fat cat called in and said change the story or what? One hour god damn delay, you know I have shit to do. Niggers act like time isn’t money. Jew faggots probably can’t stick to one story, so they had to take an hour to get their shit straight.

Anyone ever held a stock after the company declared bankruptcy? Im asking cause i held df the whole time and theyre going kinda crazy right now sitting at 32 cents for the 2nd time this week.

I held sears down to the bottom and it actually went nuts and pumped back up to over $2 but then went right back down

Do these stocks ever have an actual chance? Part of me wants to hold and see what happens but im now down 545 on this position instead of being down 800 like i was before, or potentially being out 1k, so i think the logical thing to do would be to sell

>>17034727
They probably had to scramble last minute for changes because a 6th USA confirmed case (and first confirmation of human-to-human transmission) just came out

I won't be able to get my EA position before the close

>>17034759
*first confirmation of human-to-human transmission in the USA, not in general

>>17034759
>we would declare a worldwide emergency but the amazing response of the chinese government has made it totally unnecessary, just use a surgeon's mask bro

>>17034759
They're probably going to announce the first American has beat the virus.

>>17034783
CDC would do that, WHO would not be doing that

>>17034783
They're going to announce GALT is the cure.

:'^)

>>17034754
Depends if you think another company will come along and make a buyout

>>17034795
you're going to trust literally who over the CDC?

>>17034609

>>17034681
I can't put on robinhood

>>17034093
Pls post V calls I'm tryna get in on some today

MR. GAINBACHEV

TEAR DOWN THIS ASK WALL

(this took me 20 minutes in photoshop)

>>17034804
Well I think it's practically guaranteed but I also think there's still some things that can happen like even if it's bought out that stock can still go to 0 and they start over with a new one, or the stock gets split in some way. I don't know how it works at all beyond that but I'm sure someone here does

>>17034093
I just wish V had a higher divvy, although their divvy growth rate is based af

AMZN will have a forward P/E ratio of like 35-40 in the next few years. AMZN is and will be undervalued over the next decade. this is like getting WMT in the mid to late 90s

>>17034895
You're supposed to make money not shitty edits.
Why does this thread feel like we're getting raided?

>>17034412
Yes.

>>17034851
go into account>investing>options, you have to apply for options trading

AMDChads always win.

>>17034869
In my country you can not really write them yourself. Some brokers allow it but mine doesnt. So I just bought some till end of February for $212 from some bank.
I dont like it, but better some Calls than None.
>>17034910
Yeah. AMZN is a company that I would rate just behind MSFT and Google. They are an absolute fucking power.
People talk about the military-industrial complex but these are the real big players.

>>17034910
Was WMT worth $1,800 per share in the 90s?
>>17034937
RYZEN THE FUCK UPPPPPPP

Fuck you, OGI. Why are you dropping? You basically only had one way to go and yet you lose 4%.

>>17034896
Heard they’re looking at blocking the DF buyout on antitrust grounds. Just a head up sempai you might want to look into it.

>>17034937
Positions from yesterday doing good. PUMP IT

>>17034960
>$/share
>not P/E, market cap, earnings per share, or any measure of actual valuation

>>17034985
I'm just sad that I can't afford AMZN without selling a good chunk of my portfolio

>t. poorfag

BASED AMD

AMD is so fucking rad
shit is cash yo

I want to get cheapsies with this downturn, is there any reliable way of estimating when a reversal has occurred (that is, that we've passed the bottom) or is it just guesswork?

Okay day for me so far. Did some de-risking. Beefed up gold bullion position. Real Matters did the earning beat and I was able to take half profit this morning. Snuggled up stop on the remainder just below today's low so far.

>>17035013
i thought RH was adding fractional shares, no?

>>17035055
Indicators can help with that. Look for rising price off the latest low with increasing volume on the 4hour or 1day candles.

>>17035055
Zoom out

>>17035061
GOOD FOR YOU
I'M NOT SELLING LOW GOD DAMN IT

>>17034869
V 02/28/2020 207.50 C

>>17034927
Thank you for enabling me to lose all of my money, fren!

Damn oil bounced, I was hoping for them to just smash it. Just go to 49.20 pls

>>17035062
they have, im still on the waitlist. I'm pretty much just priced out of TSLA, AMZN, more than a few shares of SOXL. At least until I can wageslave more. thinking of buying $1,900 calls on AMZN, since theyre only ~$20

>>17034937
>>17034960
>>17034972
>>17035041
A Toast to all of my fellow AMD Chads!

Riddle me this /smg/
why the fuck is apt climbing through all of this shit but 3M, a much bigger medical PPE manufacturer, is tanking through coronavirus reports?

You smell that? It's fear. This is our (by our I really mean my) time

>>17035142
I'm not going to explain this again.
just go to warosu and search 3M or something

Does anyone here actually move any real money or is it all limited to a couple of thousand dollars?

Bogendoffs,

I know you can read this. If you don't raise the price of oil for me and crash tesla 7% tonight I'll have to resort to the dividends every week portfolio. If you want to continue to bog me, you'd better do whats in our mutual interests.

Thanks,
Baggie

>>17034405
I'm a ride or die investor

>>17035178
Bagsy, stop shorting TSLA. It's bad for you.

>>17034405
I never do because I don't trade in stock I'm not willing to hold

>>17035142
Short story : 3M is already a super large manufacturer, and this coronavirus is actually going to be a strain on them , it will probably keep dropping

>>17035176
lol yeah some dude pissed away 300k here (last thread).

There are big wigs here but they don't brag about it.
>not me

>>17035210
>and this coronavirus is actually going to be a strain on them
How so?

>>17035210
well put, I'd expand on this but these newfags are cancerous and I'm not going to feed them.

don't @ me newfags

>>17035133
I have 35 shares of SOXL, can I be an honorary AMD chad?

>>17035210
I'm going to call them, LARP as a major shareholder, and pressure them into announcing a vaccine

>>17035220
Yeah sure, faggot

>>17035220
no point in spoon feeding some of these idiots

>>17035142
If you want a safe play that you can "HOLD" if you are left "BAGHOLDING" just buy lake and forget about it. MMM is gonna get hurt if china slows and this prolongs. Lake has good book value and proves to get to revenues in past crises

>>17035176
Oh ya know whatever change I find under the couch cushions.

>>17035176
I trade million dollar positions in futures all the time, matter of fact I have one on right now. Does that count?

>>17034681
This is actually pretty based advice, lol.

>>17035229
>"I have 35 shares of SOXL"

>>17035247
They only supplied to the US and UK, according to that slide my guy. Unless there's more than a marginal outbreak here, it seems risky. Then again, the stock is cheap.

WHO meeting is live and the dude is just dickriding the chinese government this is fucking retarded

hey guys, newfag here

im looking to start investing and im just trying to learn how to see potential opportunities.

norwegian cruise line and royal caribbean stocks are on the decline right now, i assume because of the coronavirus bs in asia. im probably wrong, thats why im asking for opinions.

if im right, do i invest now while it's low and wait a while their values to increase? or? seems like im looking at it too black and white idk.

>>17035230
JNJ is already working on a vaccine

Live WHO press conference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xakAMtwLxTc

>>17035297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8IzQ7q6Xd8

International public health emergency, LETS GO!

>>17035210
>and this coronavirus is actually going to be a strain on them
No? Corona probably fucking saved their asses since their sales/growth in China are terrible, the CEO himself said that their production of face masks and other products are going sky high because of Corona. Longing them before next earnings in April will probably be a good play, but I really don't like the company either way so meh. Fucking up sales in China and getting saved by a virus is not really a solid company to invest in if you ask me.

E M E R G E N C Y

>>17035308
why the fuck is a poo talking about health?

>>17034559
>>17034618
Fucked up and just realized you were talking about GALT and not LCI.

No idea of dilution for GALT. Probably not til later in the year.

>>17035321
Ah so that's why the indexes pumped like crazy just to dump like crazy right after, kek'd.

>>17035297
Don't buy now. Wait a year (at least). We're looking at severe recession. It's not a question of if it's a question of when.

>>17035294
Fucking Pajeet

wonder how much the Chinese government is paying this fuck to pretend like they have handled this correctly lmao

>>17035297
How old are you?

>>17035324
You should probably look into how much of their sales are in protective equipment and masks versus shit like auto sales in China.
Corona did not save their asses, their earnings were terrible, post gains.

I already have LAKE and YANG. How else do I short China and long Coronavirus?

>WHO declares emergency
>Yang drops
Hm?

>>17035293
They have factories and salespeople in China my guy. Jesus this board does no DD.

>>17035345
thank you friend, i'll keep that in mind.

i assume people are generally split on whether or not the coronavirus is going to have a huge impact on the stock market? or has it already?

>>17035356
puts on chinese stock like BABA and TCEHY

EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY!!! EMERGENCY OF INTERNATIONAL CONCERN!! EMERGENCY OF INTERNATIONAL CONCERN!! QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS REGARDING TRAVEL!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! DUMP EVERYTHING!!!!

hey where is the dipshit that said V would have strong earnings

fucking fag

And people were saying coronavirus wasn't smg related, kek

>>17035293
>>17035364
They're trying to pivot and market their masks as chinese, LAKE said something to the effect of "our products are just as Chinese as any others". with Public Health Emergency, LAKE is going to pump.

>Where my LAKE Chads at?

Literally WHO

OH NO NO NO NO NO
(Just bought tvix, plz don’t sell the news...)

>>17035321
yip

>>17035368
especially TSLA, all of your TSLA!!!!

fucking autistic reporter deepthroating the mic

>>17035376
Why wouldn’t it?

>>17035393
>>17035397

HAHAHAHAHAA I TOLD YOU STUPID FUCKS AAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>17034063
any dutchbro's here that wanna help me? i am sick of useless coins with nothing behind them. what is the best place to do things in the netherlands?

>>17035392
kek

>>17035407
Couldn't even get a sentence out, sounded like a 4chan prank call.

Meanwhile CNBC is talking about fucking superbowl gambling revenue

>>17035366
It's having an impact for sure. We'll see how big of an impact it is in hindsight.

Do not start trading/investing now. It was risky for noobs before the coronavirus.

Here's some resources:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy1_GzyOzjhB-vk1J6PLMdw/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy1_GzyOzjhB-vk1J6PLMdw/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid

>>17035376
Retard, why are you so upset? It will have strong earnings. It's fighting against the whole market.

>>17035419
Dont you have DeGiro? I heard its okayish

>>17034109
is it really? i might get some

>>17035385
I'm literally just holding throughout the entire crisis and if I get fucking dropped I think its a good company like I said profitable no debt BV of 10+. I think the coronavirus continues to grow and this is the way to play it imo.

>>17035176
why ask? you're not going to believe any answers anyway

>>17035364
Go back to redd*t.

>>17034937
Added another 3k € to my position today when it was at ~46.50$ today.

The only thing that pisses me off is that I should have sold on Tuesday shortly before close and bought back in either yesterday or today because the drop ALWAYS happens, even if it recovered quickly after Q3 earnings last year. Maybe I'm less retarded next time.

Post yfw a global health emergency was priced in and we're headed back to green

>>17035426
Yeah, because Comcast investing in that fuckkng company. This is so fuckkng annoying, just like all their coverage of fucking Peloton, another of their investments.

>>17035437
agreed, I sold my stack of APT after it dropped yesterday (?), I regret it very much.

yes china very impressive good job taking care they are doing the best they deserve to be praised

motherFUCK this idiot speaking

>>17035392
Good post

>>17035458
You sure?

That doesn’t look like a second ear.
Can that little bump really qualify as a second ear?

>>17035458
Post yfw this retarded bull market forgets about it by Monday

>>17035354
You do realize the largest retailer in China buys their protective shit for 3M and it all sold out, right? AND they are now requesting 200 million masks A DAY, when the usual output is 400 thousands a day which the CEO said would be possible..? Even if they can't reach that output number they will be able to demolish chinese numbers in next earnings

>>17035458
based dedede poster

>>17035393
>>17035458
>>17035480
Oops pic relelated

>>17035258
Are any of your positions shorts? For example, do you own any speculative puts?

Feels good. I think it will keep going

>tfw im about to go back to green today

sounds to me like the poo is sucking Xi's dick, but the white guy (who wasn't just a guest of President Xi) seems to be discounting most of what the poo says.
Anyone else getting that impression?

>>17035297
>i assume because of the coronavirus bs in asia.
Right-o lad. Hotel stocks, cruise stocks, airline stocks. Corona-chan is hitting them all.

>>17035488
>mfw

Holy fuck TSLA

>>17035490
Hey bud
Look at how much of 3M’s revenue is tied to protective equipment. If that segment of their business tripled, how much of an effect do you think it’s have on earnings?

What a fucking scam man, how much are the chinks paying them to say this shit

>>17035513
Kinda.

So this is WHO's agenda, interesting.

Guy says don't block travelers unless they show signs of infection, which is undetectable in it's dormancy stage, which can last a week.

Ridiculous.

>>17035458
feeling comfy
>>17035514
Public Health Emergency of International Importance

>>17035514
I never should’ve set that motherfucking stoploss on my carnival cruises short...

yay I went green yay

>>17035520
So it's impossible for them to switch up production in order to hike up production of protective gear? Even though the CEO himself said it's possible?

>>17035523
Doesn't matter anyway. These milquetoast poo's are just going to help it spread further. They want to avoid panic but once it's spread throughout the first world it will be unavoidable.

>>17035523
A lot...

>FUD
>it's a nothingburger
>market will not be impacted

Why are LAKE and APT dumping after this? Shouldn't the PPE stocks, especially LAKE, be mooning after this news?

>>17035551
unironically this, give it a week or two

>>17035531
They're trying to fence straddle for some reason. Declare emergency but also say China is doing a good job.

Iron condors on V and AMZN. If they both break wings, I'm FUCKED

If you were waiting to get in on YANG,
now's the dip

>>17035531
Well duh, WHO is known for being failures. Remember the Ebola shit when WHO waited until the spread had already happened in west Africa which caused an even higher death toll than it would have been initially if they actually took action? There was an outcry from global health experts and what not that WHO was useless until much later on. Kek'd.

>>17035492
OK,cramer

>>17035488
Didnt some anon post a chart for each virus outbreak and the SP 500. First week was -8% and then month was like plus 30%.

who here sittin on this bull?

>>17035502
Not at the moment. We're still in a bull market as far as I'm concerned.
>nb4 bulltard. Could change on a dime then I'm all short

A TSLA call 6 weeks ago for 100$ can be sold today for 10,000$.
uff

How did the WHO even start? Sounds like some self appointed globalist garbage like the EU.

Will Visa beat and should I hold my call or no

>>17035573
Priced in and sell the news.
>It'll climb later

>>17035576
Pretty weird alright but it's not like WHO actually gets to decide what they say lol I wonder how many organizations they had to ask permission from to make their announcement.

>>17035595
?
>>17035545
Please long 3M
The subsegment of the safety segment of their business will definitely offset the losses everywhere else.

>>17035622
Once Citron gets a hold of TSLA it will be ogre.

>>17035625
SELL SELL SELL
BUY BUY BUY

>>17035623
No kidding.

>>17035626
I'm sure there was a lot of money changing hands before this press conference.

>>17035551
you could have a nuclear world war and dow drawrown would be capped to 20% :) with current rates. global bond market(destroyed by now) is so much bigger than tiny stacks

I'm thinking about putting a Call for QSR

only 5 more percents to the downside and Elon Musk will be my personal cock holster.

>>17035665
Make it happen fren

Wait I don't like this.... What if all the people buying TSLA at these levels are actually the people covering short positions at a loss? Oh fuck I'm going to be left holding the fucking bag.

>>17035623
that's exactly what it is, you ever hear of the Georgia guidestones?

>All coronavirus related stocks are dumping

>>17035647
sounds about right.
>China is doing more than they have to, nothing to worry about
>We arent going to restrict travel
>CCP underrreporting numbers, truly transparent government
remember that this poo just stayed as a guest with President Xi for a couple days before this

smells...chinky

>>17035665
it's only gonna correct to $625.
WHO just recommended no restriction to trade.
TSLA going to $800 by next tuesday

>>17035631
Fuck no I won't long it, like I said I hate the company. But I know for a fact that a company will usually switch gear to another sector if they can make a shit ton of money from it, earnings is a huge gamble but usually investors likes it if they can provide a better outlook in a large market. That's all I'm saying

>>17035665
thinking of buying a call on TSLA, what do you think?
>>17035702
that sounds retarded, but so did 350, and so did 400, and so did500, and so did 600

>>17035699
Xi: if you want access to China so this disease doesn’t spread, you better say we’re doing a good job.
WHO: yes mr Xi! Of course! Please let us in earlier the next time you start a global pandemic!
Xi: maybe, now get on your knees and open wide

COME ON EA! PUMP! I want 112 before close you assholes

im feeling we are back

Meanwhile on CNBC:

Guinness World Record for most amount of oreos being dunked in milk at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just made 20% today

Why doesn’t this board have a sticky with guides

Why is SPCE tanking like this?!

gonna buy some more Corona tonight to celebrate the gains. ya'll want me to bring anything back from the store?

>>17035609
What is dat?

>>17035785
SPCE isn't for holding, it's for buying 2 year LEAPs and waiting until Insta thots drop 250k of their hard earned Arab chest shitting money to take selfies in space.

>>17035774
FUCK
I wanted some mondalez and hershey but they just keep mooning!

>>17035787
Grab me a raspberry iced tea Arizona if you dont mind

>>17035694
Baggy you goof

>>17035787
Skittles

YIKES
I missed my chance to short...

>>17035787
get me something salt from the vending machine

were bak frens. the 600 i lost on spy calls, ther bak

>>17035784
Because business and finance is more nuanced than bulk: eat high protein and maintain calorie surplus and cut: eat high protein and maintain calorie deficit. Noobs would get rekt if there was a sticky.

I'm still processing that announcement.

The reason poo said don't block international travel is probably because it's bad for the markets.

Bought and paid for.

WHO also announced that there will be repercussions for those who block international travel.

Where is the fucking justice in the world man?

>>17035809
My god, the tripfags are now twitter fags as well holy fucking hell

>>17035787
My gains :(

>>17035819
Yet trading discipline is so much easier than dietary discipline and proper form

>>17035819
I see
In that case that’s probably not for me anyway

>>17035583
Calls on both and I hope they will do ok. I know Visa will, but AMZN? I just dont know.

>>17035789

>>17035830
what benefit does it serve for them to piss off every government in the world before it's absolutely obviously necessary?

>>17035809
you found my tweet.

>>17035778
congrats, fren!
>>17035784
this thread has guides and resources at the top newfriend
>>17035785
because space tourism is stupid
>>17035807
that's my favorite!
>>17035810
you got it
>>17035817
picked up some pretzels
>>17035836
:(

>>17035830
Yeah, anybody interferes with my SPY calls gonna' git fucked up courtesy of world health orgamization biznatches. We back

>>17035778
How?

Bears we must channel our pure cynicism to insure the market closes in the red. Repeat after me, "AHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO DIE! THE MARKET IS CRASHING!!! ALLL MY GAINS, NOOOOOOOO!"

>>17035834
lurk moar

How is Yang dropping? Should be going up

>>17035902
WHO just recommended no change to international trade or travel. You're gonna have to do better than that, bear

"AHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO DIE! THE MARKET IS CRASHING!!! ALLL MY GAINS, NOOOOOOOO!"

Where is CCL anon? Got some fresh fud here
>2 passengers might have symptoms
https://finance.yahoo.com/video/coronavirus-threat-hits-carnival-cruise-200850100.html

Mfw I'm holding both BTC and SPY puts

>>17035830
>markets go up
Good
>everyone dies
Great
What's the downside? Bobo is only mad he got fucked, aren't you Bobo?

>>17035785
Because it was pumped up on speculative hype. Not sustainable trend.

>>17035902
shut up Bobo
>>17035906
WHO announced that they arent putting any restrictions on China, because Xi is doing such a great job at containing the outbreak and is being completely transparent

>>17035945
So you're saying this shit is going to get much much worse?

>>17035922
The WHO declared an international state of emergency. Just you wait bullfag. WHO capitulating to Chang won't change the facts that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AHHHHHH!!

>>17035830
>WHO also announced that there will be repercussions for those who block international travel
Yeah well that's nice and all but nobody gives a shit about WHO's ""repercussions"".

>>17035945
>WHO announced that they arent putting any restrictions on China, because Xi is doing such a great job at containing the outbreak and is being completely transparent
Ah ok. Should still be going up then next week

>>17035896
I bought 2 calls on AMD for 49.5 when it was tanking, because it always tanks after earnings and always goes back up. WHO announcement just expedited things

If APT is not going up on the WHO then I'm considering taking my profits now instead of waiting for the Chinese cover up to be exposed.

>>17035830
Ick, just look at his fucking skin... looks like he's been sampling diseases from goats assess since childhood

>>17035956
>virus shows no symptoms but is still contagious for 10 days
>no travel restrictions, just symptom checks at airports
>infected don't show symptoms and are let in to other countries anyway
>WHO says you cant restrict travel from China
>greasy poo sounds sketchy about Xi, almost like he was paid or threatened
I don't see how this could get better

KO!
Are they going to become the only safe beverage in China? Officially approved by Xi and pals?

Also:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAS THAT REALLY THE SECOND BUNNY EAR WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

>>17035957
yeah, but you didn't listen to their reasoning why they declared it an international emergency. The entire reason that they did so was to evaluate the response of other nations who were thinking that maybe they had to close air and sea traffic.
They literally declared an international emergency to grant themselves power over countries that are overreacting. Try to keep up.
china strong!

The invincible bull returns

>>17036011
Yeah, seems grim

>>17035614
Interesting, thanks. And I agree (fwiw), I also had no speculative puts or any other type of short position. Too much repo-QE and rotation out of bonds. Nuflu panic will settle down sooner imo.

>>17035932
I ain't Bobo but I have compassion for my fellow man. Letting people die for the markets is morally wrong.
>I'm still making money off this

>>17035964
Well yeah but think about WHO's handlers.

>>17035855
You don't understand what's going on. It's really the American Gov and friends putting pressure on other countries.

>>17036036
15 minutes till earnings

Who did you put your calls on, where are your puts and where the iron condors?

>>17035837
Wrong-o, Trying to avoid FOMO takes more mentally then not eating garbage

>>17035784
It has? The OP, every single time? Probably out of date by now but oh well.

>>17034197
>>17034063
>>17034103
>>17034134
What stocks will be affected the most by the coronavirus and what stocks will profit the most once the disease inevitably falls flat?

Less than 10 minutes before we all start to coom or until we all lose our shit

>>17036092
bullshit, ass-to-grass and external rotation takes more effort than literally sitting on your hands

>>17035926
theres a CCL anon? Any who, great news for buyers and put holders. For me, i'm looking for deep value, and a juicy starting dividend yield

>>17036109
>What stocks will be affected the most by the coronavirus
Travel
Airlines
Chinese stocks
>and what stocks will profit the most once the disease inevitably falls flat?
Travel
Airlines
Chinese stocks

They will fall and our job is to find the dip.

>>17036126
I stopped squatting entirely because I was getting too juicy and I lost my squat plug.

>>17035931
>BTC and SPY puts
That's like basically the same trade ever since this shit started

>>17036140

>>17035127
>the waitlist
How is that even a thing? What a joke-ass brokerage, lol.

>>17036109
>will profit the most once the disease inevitably falls flat
This shit has a 60% mortality rate, the only way it will fall flat is once everybody has been infected and the survivors are left. so your mortician services and public hospitals that profit off of keeping people alive until they run out of money and then they pull the cord.

>>17036086
I got a call on EA,
and multiple calls on QQQ

>drinking corona’s as we speak

>>17036203
>>17036203
New thread

>>17036166
The Ebola fatality rate was only 50% and that is a far, far worse disease than this could possibly be.

>Red day edition

Buy ZNGA 6.5 calls everybody -- only 0.09 and earnings are likely to beat. The only reason it's dipped so low is because of corona memes. It was 6.8 just last week

>>17036166
https://news.yahoo.com/chinas-coronavirus-has-the-same-death-rate-as-the-spanish-flu-pandemic-that-killed-50-m-people-151608803.html

Lmao go back to /pol/. This will fall flat just like every other disease that has come out. It either kills too many and cant spread anymore or it killls to little and we cure it and forget it. Just make some money out of the scare dummy.

Thoughts on Footlocker? (FL)

>>17036086
I've been wrecked too many times to play with options. The only ones I hold are some DB January 2021 $20 calls that I'm feeling really good about. Also own some DB stock in my Roth and a custodial for a young relative, up over 20% on each of those now.

>>17036126
>>17036140
>>17036159
/fit/biz/ thicc bois eh

>>17036048
well puts are typically used to hedge partly portfolio, rarely or never to flip fully. shorting market usually suicide, requires hyper advanced/sophisticated systems do implement flipping all positions with any confidence. there is mid term too - hoarding cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANd_TveODs

>>17035837
Wrong, gym is fun while eating enough is, at worst, annoying and time-consuming. Trading discipline is way tougher to consistently nail.

So.. is it pointless to buy apt and ino if WHO says we aren't stopping travel?

Welp my SPCE calls are back to nothing. Announce the damn flights already beardy Branson.