/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh? What do we have here? Why if it isn't the most common creature in the /biz/ animal kingdom. The simple-minded crustacean of stagnancy known as the Snibs. Yes the Snibs, seen by the locals as either a nuisance, an eternal reminder of disappointment or as a lovable docile pest. It goes by many names because given to it by the locals based on their varied views of it, such as "Pennypincher", "PeePee", "Snipper" and even "That retarded little fucking crab that always ruins the excitement". The humble Snibs is remarkable for how divisive it is, despite its seemingly unremarkable nature. Its entire life is is spent eternally walking sideways aimlessly with no real goal in mind. Never straying too far from its sideways path, only occasionally careening slightly upward or slightly downward for no real reason other than to put itself into harm's way. These little buggers travel in large packs, usually to the point of blocking the roads and even the stampeding grounds of the Mumus and plaguing the dumping grounds of the Bobos. Naturally this is the main source of grief for the natives of /biz/, often hoping to see either the Mumus or Bobos come out full force but instead only find the simple little Snibs blocking the paths and being a rather uneventful yet harmless nuisance. Such is the nature of this humble yet stagnant little crab. Although legend has it that one day, the dark demong king known as ChernaBogdanoff will arise from his mountain top and transform one of these little crabs into the dreaded demon beast known as "Crab 17" that will usher in the "Era of Unemployment".