/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17017276
>$14/hour
>Bachelor's degree in field required
>2 years experience preferred
>dental included

>>17017354
>$80,000/year
>require 10 years experience leading a team at a large company
>10 years experience in this exact industry
>at least 3 years experience doing this exact role at another company
>masters degree
>six sigma green belt
>12” cock

What meds are these people on? I’d run circles around most hires but looking at job descriptions it’s basically if it’s not what you’re doing your entire life too bad

>>17017276
When I see that, I press for a salary range. If they don't, then I move on.

>>17017394
whats this six sigma / lean meme ive seen so much over the last few years? does it take long to reach the green belt qualification?

>commensurate with experience
>competitive
>relaxed & fun workplace culture
>excellent work-life balance
>detail oriented
>work independently but also a team player
>fast-paced
>

>>17017434
>commensurate with experience

>>17017417
It’s a worthless meme. Don’t waste your time.

>>17017417
You can get it in 4-5 days usually like $2-3k

>>17017434
>flexible
>but not flexible for the employee
>working every second weekend on salary with no OT pay

>>17017394
It's not what you know it's who you know.

It's really that simple and it explains all the insane requirements whilst it seems their are tons of retards in these positions.

>>17017434
>excellent communication skills
>some IT job

>>17017276
State Farm
>Competitive benefits, pay, and bonus potential (lol that's not a benefit)
>Volunteer opportunities: get involved and give back to the community (they'll use it to virtue signal as if though the corporate entity itself donated its time and money and not yours)
>Tuition reimbursement (only if they approve it and if you leave before X amount of time you have to pay it back possibly with interest)
>A learning culture: mentoring, professional designations, employee development, and more (lol they'll probably tell you to get back to work)
>401k plan and fully funded pension (must stay 10 years they revoke it all, probably)
>dress code: dress for your day (what does that even mean)
>we embrace diversity and inclusion
>learn more about our benefits (that's not a benefit)

>>17017476
Thus. A lot of them love saying their flexible with the employee byt they mean for themselves not the actual employee getting to pick and choose. How is that even a benefit!?

It's funny how reddit you guys sound in these threads. 4channers think they're so much more different and edgy/redpilled, but they shitpost about the same things as we do

>work at home
>mandatory 2-week vacation with coworkers to meet team members in other countries

>only ex-military accepted for dev job

>only bootcamp grads accepted for dev job

>only women accepted (not joking)

>we invite anyone with programming background to apply
>please explain in writing why you fit the role
>autoreply email with link to Tripebyte

>No virgins

A picture works better. Pic related.

>>17017546
>we
jesus christ this place is too far gone

>>17017546
Fuck off nigger

>>17017546
>4channers

>>17017434
>commensurate with my penis