/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17008709
A German who tested positive was walking around/working for a whole WEEK before the virus was detected. Half of Germany has this virus now

>>17008709
we fkd nao yo

>>17008731
IF HITLER WON THE WAR THE VIRUS WOULD OF NEVER HAPPENED.

>>17008745
This but unironically. He would've euthanized all of the sub 100 IQ people therefore no one would eat bat soup

>>17008731
He worked for a fucking day you degenerate fearmongerer, kill yourself

>>17008829
At some sort of normie training camp. So everyone who went is probably infected.

>>17008829
dude everyone he has had contact with now is a potential carrier. one full day at work means hundreds of people in contact which means those people spread it to 3x-5x more other people. you can't catch and contain everyone. when r factor is above 2.5-3

>>17008829
>kill yourself
SUPERFLUOUS ADVICE SOON, THAT
>he worked for a day
the fuck are you talking about anyway - he got it from a chink the co flew in for a fucking presentation. NONE OF THEM HAD SYMPTOMS. You think it was just him was unlucky, or what, fucking shill

>>17008709
NEET unaffected

>>17008709
Can the virus turn people into zombies please that would be so much cooler
I'm prepped. My kneepads are on.

>>17008829
oh look, the number of fkd employees JUST doubled. Odd, that. Isn't it. What actually makes me worried here is the sheer amount of cretinous 'nothingburger' posts. These are, near without exception all so fucking retarded, they only be organised. Gentlemen, tiem to worry

>>17008829
>>17008731
its in Germany now? fuuuck

>>17008969
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-confirms-human-transmission-of-coronavirus/a-52169007

>>17008979
>Her German colleague in Bavaria developed bronchitis-like symptoms over the weekend but recovered and felt well enough to go to work on Monday.
so that shit is already on the loose through the weekend

Retards trying to downplay the virus are hilarious. Pathetic

>>17009058
I am not downplaying anything fagget, my gf and me havent left our apartment since saturday morning and have food for fucking months so go fuck yourself. Spreading fear by telling lies like he was working for a whole week doesnt help nobody.

Short Chineese restaurants lel

Having trouble in India. Too much competition. Not going to make it. Sorry guys.

ahhhCHOOO

>>17008864
R factor on this is supposedly 1.5-1.8 but yeah its not great

>>17009126

>>17009126
kekked

>>17009174
gesundheimer

>>17009193
that's week old date. the new r factor is between 2.5-7

Far more people have died than recovered and been discharged. Let that sink in.

>>17009397
I have seen one doctor put it at R 3.7

>>17009193
Based on chink numbers? Oh I’m a laffin’

I love you Corona-Chan!

I don't get it. Are people memeing or is this legit a serious thing? I've been going to work the last week but now you guys are legit scaring me.

It has a 0.01% probability of killing you, but with a R that high, its certain that everyone will have an acquaintance that will die from it.

>>17009420
Rove you rong time coronuchan!

>>17009002
>already recovered

So it’s literally nothing

>>17009631
Well enough to return to work
>then died two days later of liver failure

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

God you idiots are more pathetic than the doomsday larpers on /pol/

>>17009631
he was diagnosed and hospitalized after going back to work. Because up till then, he had shown no symptoms. Are we seeing and understanding the implication here, or, do you need a diagram? There are wagies as we speak, all over the world, happily wiping out their work colleagues, blissfully unaware they'll be dropping like flies a couple of weeks from now

>>17008938
>JUST doubled
retard, the "two" consists of the chink woman and the one German. So still one confirmed in Germany. The chinese was also an employee of Webasto

>>17009972
we can have this discussion again in a week, if you like

>>17009420
I love you Corona-chan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82TYBeVP2c8