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No. Stop. Get some help.

Three times in a day is my record. I do it when I freak out about being a wagie. Will probably get me fired.

>>16996059
I used to do it all the time at my old work place, got fired though, so take that for what you will.

>>16996067
>>16996070

How do you get caught? I just say im taking a shit

>>16996085
I haven't been caught, but I disappear once for a real shit and three times for a fap, it's not a good look. And my demeanour changes because I worry someome is going to realise I have been literally jerking off. Pretty fucking pathetic.

I get weak and timid when I fap so nah I need to have a clear head in sales

>>16996107
Kek

>>16996085
I wasn't directly caught, I got fired for showing up and watching youtube videos at my desk the whole day (it was a slow fucking job).

>>16996067
>>16996070
>>16996107
Looks like the coomer meme is real kek

>>16996059
Did it twice at some clerk job I had 5 years ago

>>16996059
Yeah. Once after I work out and once right after lunch.

Yeah I do it a couple times a week usually. If I'm bored or just horny.

>>16996240
Rookie numbers.

no big deal, whenever i feel like it
got nothing to do anyway most of the time

>>16996059
Imagine if she put some of her girls logs in the pancake mix

>>16996059
depends, what's your age group?

>>16996327
You need to say "imagine [something to do with poo]", and then follow that with a short pun in the next sentence, possibly with an exclamation point after it. That is the meme.

made the mistake to c o o m in the last 12h

today is hell

>>16996107
>but I disappear once for a real shit and three times for a fap

are there a lot of beutiful girls in your workplace or is it just that you are high testosterone?

>>16996350
also the wojak should have the file name of "wojakshit"

>>16996445
He’s a porn addict you fucking idiot

>>16996445
Nah, no pretty girls, that was after a long no-fap. Also I'm an incel coomer 4channer of course. Three is the record.

>>16996467
>He’s a porn addict you fucking idiot
this is doomer go-getter litterature. Go to see that post about self-improvement. It's all shit and mental masturbation. You don't need to no fap for sx months to be able to looc a girl in the eyes you retard doomer go-getter with your pathetic self-improvement head masturbation.
Our life it's egulated by chemistry. Once you have high testo there's no need to be porn addict...you feel it.

>>16996467

>>16996467
> le self-improvment meme

>>16996812
>le r9k low test blackpill
>le "don't ever try to make things work better for yourself" meme

>>16996812
With age, you realise that's unironically not true. Most people doing things that you aren't, are putting more effort into it than you are and trying to make it look effortless, because they, like you, think other people don't even have to try.

Someone like Seth Rogen is a great example of this. He makes stoner comedies, has a stoner persona, so you think he's a typical stoner who just got lucky. You don't think about the meetings he has to attend for movie deals, the career planning and all the other BS that goes into getting where he got and you assume that "some people just get lucky".

>>16996059
my god, i need to breed with her

>>16996916
>Most people doing things that you aren't, are putting more effort into it than you are
wrong.
I am actually agree with all the wall of text.
When you are not a genetic trash things happen to you as a natural flow of events without having to force them

>>16996812
self improvement isnt a meme, the only meme is you faggot incels trying to take everyone down to your level lmao

>>16996916
>a jew makes millions of dollars off of the labors of goys through banking, interest collection, passive income, film and television, internet ad revenue, and nepotism. Why aren't you?
Gys

>>16996812
even if this were true at some point it isn't anymore. Nowadays the majority of kids growing up on porn, social media, video games and netflix are becoming socially isolated and incompetent to the point where they need therapy to not off themselves.

>>16997101
>>16997004

I can understand how that train of thought would be easier to accept.

>>16997023
>self improvement isnt a meme
it is. You are too much pride to admit that you're probably a trash

>>16996059
I almost got caught wanking in a telco closet once. Was patching in a couple POTS lines when an ex to be texted sending nudes wanting me to reciprocate. Escalated to mutual masturbation over facetime. While jerkin, I heard an atrium door close and at the speed of sound with one motion, pulled up my pants moved chair to corner, pocketed phone and grabbed punch down tool to look busy and a microsecond later a security guard opens the door and peeks in. I yell I'm busy doin my work and don't need to be bothered. He shrugs and walks off. My heart was pounding in my chest. Honestly, kinda awoke things in me cuz after that me and the ex got really brave with some of our exploits in public. Still can't believe some shit we got away with.

>>16996327
based

>>16996467
Porn addiction is best addiction

Prove me wrong

Protip you can’t

>>16998180
You literally lay in a room by yourself and jack off a dick. Fucking homo Kys

>>16996059
who is this?

>>16997475
Clean your room bucko

>>16996226
holy fuck you need to go back

>>16996085
because cum has a very distinct and noticeable smell to other people, we don't smell it ourselves because we're nose blind to our own cum, but anyone going into the bathroom after you will 100% know

>>16998368
I spray it with deodorant afterwards.

>>16997004
continue to wallow in your own self pity like the rest of this site

>>16996812
>le everything happens naturally to normans and they don't even think about it is the biggest meme ever

>>16999091
>differientiating between normies and non-normies in 2020
This basically makes you a normie. Show me one person on earth who doesn't think he or she is not a normie.

>>16999114
maybe normie is not the correct word for 2020. It's people with social life and people without and the latter already make a huge portion of the population so you can count them as normal I guess.

i will never have this scenario ever play out in my life
why even live bros

>>16996065
this but unironically
having a job is some fucked up normie shit

>>16996812
imagine kissing your beautiful cheerleader sister in front of the whole school and everyone just accepting your love for each other

>>16996204
You did nothing wrong

>>16999471
Based incestposter

>tfw I COOMED in my pants jerking off under a blanket in the car with my family on our way to a family vacation before smart phones were even around
Some of us were just natural born COOMERS

shes so fucking cute

REMINDER THAT NOFAP BOOSTS YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM

COOMERS WILL NOT SURVIVE CORONAVIRUS

>>16996059

Rubbing one out at work is a time-honored tradition enjoyed by millions around the world every day. Do what you gotta do, anon.

degenerates that are controlled by their dicks. Literal niggers in this thread

>>16996059
my girl and I do it twice a week, it's good enough for me. Guess I have pretty low libido

>>16996059
imagine jerking off in the toilets where other men take a shit kek

>>16997279
are you having a hard time understanding the truth? do you need some type of document signed by harvey weinstein certifying that jews absolutely run hollywood? kys

>>17000239
t. discord tranny

>>16996812
retarded post

>>16999091
>everything happens naturally to normans and they don't even think about it is the biggest meme ever
you are a meme
everything follows that route also in animals

>>16999471
>imagine kissing your beautiful cheerleader sister
come on.. if you are a cool Chad you can get more than your sister. Get help

>>16998180
sex addiction is better. hookers are better.

>>17000216
>degenerates that are controlled by their dicks
t. repressed fag who would to cum but felt for the nofap meme

>>16996059
A thread died for this

>>16998210
No truer words have been spoken

I think thats part of the reason homosexuality exists

>>16996059
nah but i once fapped in school when i was punished to stay in library. there were 2 woman talking in front of me and i did it under a table while they wouldnt see. was afraid of cameras later but i checked and there was none.

>>17000927
women*