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>>16983371

>> No.16989284

First for SNSS mooning tomorrow.

>> No.16989291

been really sick this week (bronchitis, not Wuhanomania), wtf should I be doing?

My indexes are down thousands.

>> No.16989320

GALT presenting next month at the 3rd NASH Congress in London
Additionally, presenting May 2020 Boston, NASH conference

>> No.16989328

>>16989291
Have some nice soup. First get better before you make some decisions with a sick mind.

>> No.16989331

>>16989291
F

>> No.16989336

It's too late to sell friends.

>> No.16989374
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>>16989336
Too late to sell?
It just might be...

Too soon to buy?
Probably. I just fucked myself.
THANKS BERNIE GODDAMN IT

>> No.16989401

Should I sell OGI?

>> No.16989423

You have to be retarded to not buy dip on Monday opening. This virus is weaker than SARS and market went up 35% before it was resolved.

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Should I buy Microsoft stocks and why/whynot?

>> No.16989469

>>16989423
I will buy some a while after the open if the dump calms down, but I'm hoping for a 6-10% retracement because of this virus scare

>> No.16989492

>>16989437
In for answers. I’m currently in a 3x leveraged msft tracker awaiting the earnings. But it’s a bit of a gamble move, I’m normally more into safe index funds.

>> No.16989527

>>16989374
The average is heavily skewed by 4 events. median one day is -0.5% and draw down is -2.85%

>> No.16989621
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>Making money because people are dying and needs to mass purchase protective gear and masks
I'm feeling evil, but also comfy

>> No.16989626

>>16989401
Yes. Wait for the next deal or info and then rebuy, then resell.
Weed stocks are pump and dump.

>> No.16989630

>>16989220
What the fuck is up with you and soups?

>> No.16989640

>>16989621
Which comapnies did you buy? Bought th dip on APT and will maybe get some 3M.
Anything else? Maybe Lake. They could still go up

>> No.16989649

>>16989437
>>16989492

They are a great company with a high valuation so they are more of a macro play. The main risk is that they are historically "overvalued" looking at their P/E but so is the market. If you think we have time before a pullback then they will continue to trend upward but if you think we are peaking then it's best to look for a better value.

>> No.16989670

Apparently Kobe died in a heli crash, short Nike ASAP

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>>16989670
Time to go to vegas and start betting on some basketball games

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>>16989670
More like short LMT, lol.

>> No.16989705

>>16989681
Do it, pussy.
You won't.

This isn't Boeing we're talking about, this is Lockheed Martin. No way this is their fault.

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IT'S JUST A FLU DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT GUYS
https://twitter.com/IsChinar/status/1221510643276304385

>> No.16989752

>>16989670
Why short Nike? They could profit too

>> No.16989754

>>16989705
https://www.flightglobal.com/mechanical-failure-caused-fatal-crash-of-copterline-sikorsky-s-76-helicopter/75612.article
https://www.atsb.gov.au/media/5771727/ao-2013-124-final-report.pdf
http://aerossurance.com/helicopters/s76c-pkfup-flying-control-fail/

there are a lot of mechanical failures of his exact make and model lel

>> No.16989770

>>16989640
I'm in APT with a decent sized position, strongly considering some japanese stocks aswell but I don't like buying in after a massive rally

>> No.16989771

>>16989670
Pfft they'll sell some Kobe memorial sneakers and make a killing

>> No.16989789

>>16989770
I looked at the Jap companies and they are too high. I wait for the dump and then buy up that.

Should we sell APT first thing on monday? I fear another dump, which we then can pick up again. On the other hand the first cases in America could push this thing up another 2$ easy. Its a gamble. I dont know just how much the Americans will panic.

>> No.16989806

KOBE is a hard sell

>> No.16989839

Is tomorrow gonna be green guys? anyone feeling the BULL?

>> No.16989850

>>16989770
>>16989789
What jap companies could you even buy off of this?

The only one I’ve found with an ADR that you can buy on the US exchanges is Unicharm.

Yakult Honsha got a boost from sars due to rumors that it’s probiotic drinks would help the immune system, I think it got major increases in buying in Hong Kong especially.

>> No.16989873

>>16989850
Kawamoto Corp for example
>>16989839
The only thing bullish will be YANG

>> No.16989896
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8 cases in thailand, a tourist hotspot
poor thais I bet it gets worse

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ONTX
N
T
X

>> No.16989914

>>16989873
>kawamoto
now THAT is a parabolic move

But again, it’s only trading on Japanese exchanges. I would have to apply for international account, and that has more complications from fees and taxes and whatever else.

That’s why I mentioned ADRs.

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Will 3D printing do good?

Asia societal collapse
No fleshy human susceptible to disease in the loop
No funeral breaks and panic from workers

Is DDD gonna weather this okay?

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>>16989750
>your future asian gf is probably dying right now

>> No.16990004
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Let it spill

>> No.16990056

>>16989806
>tfw you didnt invest in kobe sneakers
shit bros its like missing out on bitcoin...

>> No.16990073

Tears are running down my face. You just don't know how much he meant to me. So many memories, just his physical, mental strength and skill. I am in shock. I've never followed anyone with fame closer. RIP to my hero.

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>I bought fuckloads of BMY instead of ABBV

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16990078

The Macau Health Bureau announced that Macau has added 3 new cases of new coronavirus infections to a cumulative total of 5 cases.

2 California residents diagnosed with coronavirus; 4th confirmed case in US

JUST IN: The Virginia Department of Health says it's investigating 3 possible cases of #Coronavirus...1 in NoVa & 2 in central VA. The department says the 3 people meet both the clinical & epidemiologic criteria for the virus.

6 new cases of pneumonia confirmed by new coronavirus infection in Fujian

>> No.16990079

Is AMD going to bounce back to $52 after earnings are revealed? How low is it going to go due to cornoavirus scare? When should I buy in? I missed out on Intel's surge. :(

>> No.16990159

>>16990077
>and sickened more than 2000 worldwide
>Doctors and nurses from the area crying about hospitals being overrun and that there's at least 90000 infected from their knowledge
The fact that media are downplaying this makes me believe that this is much more serious

>> No.16990215

>>16990077
some Chinese doctor who got sick tried anti hiv drugs and thought it worked

it's entirely anecdotal but yea

>> No.16990234

>>16990159
>>>16990077
>>and sickened millions worldwide
>>Doctors and nurses from the area crying about hospitals being overrun and that there's at least tens of millions infected from their knowledge
>The fact that media are downplaying the flu makes me believe that this is much more serious
80,000 people die of the flu per year. Apropos, not a single notable stock market crash in the last 300 years had disease as a catalyst
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets

>> No.16990235

CONFIRMED IN ARIZONA

>> No.16990241

>>16990234
t-t-t-t-t-this one is different, anon!!!!

>> No.16990270
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>>16990159
Looks to me like they're just stoking the embers of panic until the CDC finally announces it's an emergency.

THEN they can switch to "stay with us for up to the minute coverage on the thing that's the end of the world and definitely going to kill you" and max the fuck out of their ad revenue.

Maybe I should be buying FOX right now? What else are they besides cable news?

>>16990215
Sure. It's an antiviral med though, and it sound like the Chinese buy a lot of it. Sounds like a good sign for ABBV to me.

>>16990234
There's no more calls for a crash here than usual, there's always bearfags. We're just trying to figure out how to make money and sidestep the drawdown while scooping up the cheapies.

Crash? No. Drawdown? Certainly.
Opportunities to make money off the panic? Definitely.

>> No.16990272

>>16990079
Yeah, nobody really knows, you can only use supports.

Fibonacci is saying 49.73, under that is freefall desu :( like 43

>> No.16990299

>>16990270
Fox is DIS, has been for a while

>> No.16990319

>>16990234
Wow, talk about being completely off. We're talking about a correction here, not a fucking world-wide market doomsday

>> No.16990355

>SPCE
>DEAC

Are my meme stocks gonna track with the market and fuck me, or are they in their own meme bubble?

>> No.16990408

May I take a moment to remind everyone Kobe Bryant was a rapist, but because he was a nigger elite, he got away with it.

>> No.16990409

>>16990355
Volume is still tiny. The rocket haven't taken off.

>> No.16990436
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There's been on attack on the US embassy in baghdad
the ride is only beginning
how do I long happenings?

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>>16990299
No that's just the portion they spun off, the movie studio and television studio and cable channels. Fox still has the cable news channel and the sports channels and some other things.

Could you imagine if Disney were allowed to own ESPN and Fox Sports Networks? That would be a hell of a monopoly on sports entertainment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_Corporation#Assets

>>16990408
Believe all women?
gr8 b8 8/8

>> No.16990458
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>>16990436
God damn Iran sure knows how to time it.

I'm such a fucking pussy for not buying/holding more LMT and LHX.

>> No.16990475

>>16990441
Believe all niggers

#blm
#trayvon
#michaelbrown
#restinpower

>> No.16990560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Thread Theme

Get ready to puke on futures open

>> No.16990594

#DicksoutforKobe

>> No.16990654
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>>>/pol/241024731
long MMM

>> No.16990666

>>16989437
zoom out from the chart. Microsoft is due for a correction.

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Can the news chill the fuck out for at least 2 weeks?

>> No.16990686

>>16990077
>not buying both

>> No.16990689

Fifth us case

>> No.16990696

>>16990560
Alternatively fitting dirge to the future's opening today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtwO4xR96X0

>> No.16990730

>>16989771
this. they gonna make more money selling kobes than on the entire cumulative sales of air jordans

>> No.16990745

>>16990436
just nuke the goatfuckers already.

>> No.16990771

>>16989839
No, but we will be at new highs by Friday

>> No.16990791

APT, Lake, 3M/MMM
Yang for general Chinese fuckups
What else?

>> No.16990792

Slightly concerned Kobe's death will be a reason to be not be terrified about the wuflu.

>> No.16990814

>>16990791
I went against thd

>> No.16990823

>>16990792
They're probably interrelated
A case of wuflu was confirmed in LA right before he died
he was on a helicopter heading somewhere with his daughter.
doesn't seem to insane that he might have been in a hurry to get out of a potential disease hot zone, and in their panic crashed the helicopter

>> No.16990851

Wtf is going on? Bagdad missile strike, Kobe dead in helicopter crash, coronavirus escaped from research facility. This is a black swan day for sure.

>> No.16990870

>>16990823
lmfao if you really think this

>> No.16990896

>>16990234
Dude their are probably thousands dead from this in under a month and it just started. Gene sequence showed this is basically cold virus delivery with SARS payload and they pulled it from ncbi website, saw it myself. Something spooky going on here

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>>16990870
>me multimillionaire
>access to a helicopter that can take you anywhere
>'looks like this disease just got to California, maybe I should evacuate with my kid'
>die in an accident because you scared the shit out of your pilot
pretty far fetched, I know

>> No.16990905

>>16990823
Take your pills, sweetie

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>be multimillionaire
>access to a helicopter that can take you anywhere
>'looks like this disease just got to California, maybe I should evacuate with my kid'
>die in an accident because you scared the shit out of your pilot
pretty far fetched, I know

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>>16990903
do not post this picture ever again.

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>>16990930
silence tripfag

>> No.16990950

>>16989220
newfag here, just opened an account on degiro. any hidden costs I should be aware of or do I only pay them in fees?

>> No.16990953

>/pol/ schizos leaking into /smg/
that's what you guys get for talking about the news 24/7

>> No.16990965

>>16990851
coronachan pestilence - check
locust plague africa - check
war with iran - check
all that is left is death

>> No.16990969

>>16990823
Kobe was panicoptering not because of wuflu, but he had a HUGE short position in LCI (we're talking possibly hundreds of put contracts) and LCI was about to launch another generic. Kobe had no choice but to try to sell in person premarket tomorrow.

>> No.16990981

>>16990953
Happens every weekend

>> No.16991006

>>16990953
I see bodies

Bodies on sidewalks!!!!

>> No.16991009
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>>16990953
Weekend /smg/ is biz related /pol/ if there's anything happening at all that might affect the markets.

I'm still not convinced this is going to cause any meaningful dip on the US markets. I hedged accordingly on Friday but I just don't see it. All I see is people eager for some kind of habbening spreading fud all over the place. Futures will probably open red but I think the dip gets bought pretty quick.

>>16990950
Just the stated fees + whatever tax you have to pay on capital gains.

>> No.16991017

>>16990953
https://youtu.be/HerwrGIJe-8
it's real though. the world is losing it's mind.

>> No.16991018

>>16990436
For real or just katyushas again?

>> No.16991019

>>16989789
Masks are sold out EVERYWHERE, I live in Southern California and you can’t find any masks ANYWHERE. Amazon is sold out of them nationwide, the masks that APT make. Literally have to wait 3 weeks minimum for delivery now, what is normally delivered within the day.

If you think APT is not going to moon sometime over the next two weeks, think again.

>> No.16991037

>>16990965
Death sounds like the untimely passing of a beloved sports star

>> No.16991041

>>16990073
Honestly, when I heard his daughter died with him- that hit me even harder. Now his wife lost a CHILD too, and has to raise three other children in the wake of this shit.

Fuck helicopters. What a sad sad situation. Rest in peace.

>> No.16991049

>>16991019
I live in socal and too lazy to check if true

>> No.16991065

>>16991019
They will go up. But people will sell off all the time, causing the huge dips you see in Lake/APT.
What I am trying to gauge is to find out if people will dump APT on monday morning before we hit pump Mk.3.
I did the same on friday and it partly recovered the money I lost on that red day.
>>16991049
Its true. Mostly Chinese buying them and sending them to China. Same with baby formula in Germany or beauty products in France probably.

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30 MINUTES

>> No.16991083

>>16991009
Taxman always wants a piece of the pie I guess. ty

>> No.16991098

>>16991018
Okay I checked. Looks like three katyushas. One hit the dining centre at the embassy? No deaths. Wounded pending. Minor damage.

>> No.16991118

>>16991049
Go on Amazon or any other retailer and look for n95 masks and local supply for whatever zipcodes (the type u need to protect against the virus)...you may get lucky but here in San Diego they are gone. You have to wait 3 weeks for order of the N95z

Apparently without these masks you have 4% chance of contracting Coronavirus when coming into contact with infected, versus 0.04% or something with it...pretty substantial.

Not saying it will destroy CA - we are civilized and actually wash our fucking hands, which many people in Wuhan/other parts of China don’t even wash their fucking hands in the hospitals or after they use the bathroom.

We also don’t eat mammals alive and mix blood with their feces and shit. Good god those people need to become civilized already. Most Chinese Americans are so smart, they need to put these rural cavemen in their place.

>> No.16991125

>>16991041
Kek, I was just trying to bait people with a Reddit comment but no one besides you replied.

>> No.16991140

CONFUSION
CHAOS
FEAR
PANIC

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO
FEAR
ITS HAPPENING

>> No.16991152

>>16991125
Well, it is sad though, like I said it’s more sad that the kid died.

How do we short helicopters, tho?

>> No.16991167

kinda wish we could just have a predictable market instead of this fucked up mess

>> No.16991179

>>16991037
Ah, the endless peace of eternal repose. Brings happy thoughts

>> No.16991188

>>16991118
Been following and none of this shit will help you. Doctorshave done all this and infected. You need full hazmat if anywhere close to infected. Googles+mask dont work cause ot can infect through skin. China has lost a shitload of high level doctors in weeks because they are just now realizing this(and they of course have no supplies to institute this)

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>>16989220
Many of you will be financially comfy but are you spiritually comfy anon?

Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.16991238

>>16990791
You buying Lake or selling?

>> No.16991247
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Whats the highest short you've seen on a stock?

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5 MINUTES

>> No.16991319

>>16991247
>tilray

Imagine trying to sell weed legitimately when half the country is trying to sabotage you and your competition doesn't pay taxes

>> No.16991320

>>16991238
I consider buying.

MMM is too big to really be affected by this stuff I think. Protective gear makes up like 5% of their stuff probably. I can not find information really but it should not be too much.

>> No.16991330

>>16991313
9 hours till markets open in Europe.

>> No.16991336

oh fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sedevWQtDI

>> No.16991342

/smg/ I care about you guys and I want you to get rich with me. Prepare to buy /ES at 3240. That's SPY at 324 or SPXL at 67. That's the target for maximum profit. If you have access to options those are the underlying price points to start buying calls. We hit 3240, expect an immediate powerful bounce at which point you need to sell some out at 3270. If it keeps going then hold until further notice. If it goes back down, reload at 3240

>> No.16991353

PUKING RIGHT NOW

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>>16991342
Opened at 3268

>> No.16991373

so how fucked are my $51 shares of AMD stock this week (earnings on tues after the bell i think)?

>> No.16991386
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DONG DONG DONG

futures open. It's not terrible.

>> No.16991402

Gold and silver up a bit. Nat gas opened +3%.

>> No.16991405

>>16991386
>open 27 points lower
>still plenty of time before markets open on monday
>not terrible

only good ER from AMD can save me now, pray for me /smg/.

>> No.16991413

I dont get futures at all? Is it kind of like shorting a stock

>> No.16991418

>>16991386
ITS DOOMED

>> No.16991419

>>16991405
Less than 1% is indeed not terrible. And there's no guarantee it will continue to fall over night.

>> No.16991435

What do you guys use to look at futures charts? Tradingview has nothing?

>> No.16991437

DUMP IT

>> No.16991439

THE FALL HAS NO BREAKS

>> No.16991443

>>16991437
DUMP IT AGAIN

>> No.16991448

>>16991435
Search for ES on tradingview

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>tfw went heavy NUGT on Friday

>> No.16991464

TURN CALLS TO DUST

>> No.16991465

>>16991386
Why are lolis so sexual

>> No.16991468

>>16991448
Thanks anon

>> No.16991477

>>16991435
https://m.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.16991503

OIL DOWN MASSIVE

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>>16991461
I chose Barrick as my gold play on Friday. Hope it follows the spot price better this time than it did during the Iran shenan. Portfolio was already pretty heavy on electrical utilities stocks and I expect those to hold up well tomorrow. Expecting some blood on my consumer discretionary stuff.

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WE'RE SAVED! SUCCESSFUL BUDLIGHT VIRUS TREATMENThttps://112.international/society/china-confirms-first-case-of-successful-treatment-for-coronavirus-47863.html

>> No.16991513

Short at the VWAP on the /ES for EZ money.

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>>16990666
that's what i've been waiting for but it just doesn't come and as far as we know they might be only halfway done in their upwards slope before any "correction". that 2018 win over amazon cloud was huge after all and aren't they releasing a new xbox this year? this is driving me nuts

>> No.16991527

>>16991508
you got bogged by headline journalism if you believed that article

>> No.16991536

>>16991527
never believe media lies

>> No.16991537

>>16991503
It kind of looks like people are jumping from oil straight to nat gas looking for that rebound move.

>> No.16991542

holy fuck SPX future opened at -1.00%

>> No.16991553

>>16991188
It’s literally just droplets infecting people, same as Ebola.
>t. Medfag

>> No.16991560
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>live in kansas
>none of this virus bullshit can get to me
I win this game.

>> No.16991568

>>16989220
why are tripfags such niggers? stop using trips when making a goddamn general kill yourself


who else is joining the $YANG gang monday?

>> No.16991569
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>>16991506
Based Barrick

again my hedgies are going to be a bandaid on a gunshot wound. better than nothing?

>>16991553
same as regular flu then?

>> No.16991572

>>16991553
Kek go readmore book

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>>16991569
>again my hedgies are going to be a bandaid on a gunshot wound. better than nothing?
small loss is always better than big

>> No.16991595

Praying for my hedges to save me

>> No.16991607

Okay so this is the part now where my boy J-Pow pumps futures back to green overnight

>> No.16991623

>>16991607
See usa policy revoles around china

Get that and you get the fed

>> No.16991638

>>16991607
hope some good news comes out soon, i've only got 2 days for shit on AMD to recover or I'll be stuck holding through earnings.

probably just gonna end up holding this thing for a long time, good thing i only bought 300 shares. won't lose money in the long term but if i get trapped, might have to wait for awhile which sucks. but hey that's investing for ya, at least AMD is one of the best companies in existence.

>> No.16991650

>>16991607
Hopefully so. At this rate I'm going to be down $1,000+ tomorrow.

>> No.16991651

>>16991568
>who else is joining the $YANG gang monday?
Come join us, brother.
>>16991638
I think earnings may actually see them rise. I sold at 52 though and stopped following too closely

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>>16991580
this was you right canadakun:
>>16971266

if so thanks for strengthening my conviction to buy puts on YINN and SVXY

>> No.16991656

thank fuck for oil

>> No.16991660

>>16991623
China recessionn means usa fed can assfuck the market instead of holding its hand

>> No.16991672
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>>16991536
more like never believe china lies, i mean hope it's true but something like that would make perfect sense to say if you want to avoid mass panic fueled by the fact that chinese government tried to cover up the early stages of the outbreak when it could have been prevented. i don't believe their official death numbers either, a lot of people have lost their mother or father to this thing. especially outside of cities

>> No.16991675

right now praying our bioweapons labs have a innocuous version to release asap into the wild

>> No.16991690
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>>16991660
n-no we're still too heavily interconnected... global hiccup in growth means unleash the monies

...once theres a marked change in the data

unironically take profits on those gold 3x etfs before fed...(probably)

>> No.16991706

There will never be a recession again. Golden bull forever.

>> No.16991742

>>16991706
Staying in rand pauls bunker. For a while

>> No.16991747

>>16991508
Discharged, as in the virus ran it's course, not a cure.

>> No.16991758

>tfw only in longshot waiting for it to moon memes that are not affected by any of this
Anyone else here just a gambler?

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>>16991706
maybe? the "federal" reserve keeps printing money and it has to go somewhere, might as well be used to keep stocks going up forever. it's not like anybody actually withdraws physical money and there's not been a gold standard for 50 years. sounds silly and i dont believe it myself but maybe just because recessions used to happen regularly in the past doesn't mean things will stay the same

>> No.16991773

>>16989220
Iran BTFO
Lakers BTFO
Wuhan BTFO
Pelosi BTFO

After this much damage, this much chaos, is the energy with Bobos or Bvlls on Monday morning?

/smg/ - report in this is an urgent unscientific sentiment poll with no statistical significance

>> No.16991793

>>16991508
People recovered from the black deathas well. Doesnt mean they found a cure.
>Releasing patients after two days
Jesus Christ, China
What is wrong with you?

>> No.16991827

>>16991793
Ppl in asia are buying al sorts of retarded folk cures and foods

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lol

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I wonder what I should buy premarket... the YANG and TVIX will explode too high premarket.

Maybe just short the cruise lines even more? RCL just cancelled some cruises along with the others.

>>16991768
Recessions are obsolete. Yellen solved the puzzle.
>>16991773
Bobos winning the battle, BVLL winning the war.
>>16991793
Gotta give people hope and free up beds.

>>16991361
>>16991342
MSDOS memelines... I like the idea, but it sounds like you’ve gotta be very nimble.

So should I set some SPXL limitbuys and then when they trigger, limit sells or stoploss? This seems riskier than grabbing some SH or CHAD...

>> No.16991836

>>16991653
>this was you right canadakun
nope. somebody else.

>> No.16991861
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>Futures

>> No.16991871

are you guys shorting near the VWAP for the /ES or what? literally free fucking money right now.

>> No.16991887

>>16989220
prepare for a crash on monday. China will go full panic mode. Xi Jinping will have teh modelo virus. CCP will fall, and the world economy will take a big hit.

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>>16991861
S&P currently feeling out support at around mid 3250's.

AH HA! i FIGURED YOU OUT CAPTCHA! YOU SHOWED ME A SEMI TRUCK AND ASKED ME TO CLICK BUSSES. I CLICKED THE TRUCK TOO AND YOU SAID GOOD JOB!

>> No.16991892

>>16991835
>>16991827
>Gotta give people hope and free up beds.

In China each family is responsible for their sick and ill people, not the hospital. People go to the hospital for medicine and diagnosis, and then get send home. Its cheaper and your uncle knows that cat nose soup is just the right thing.

I know all that and it still is shocking every time.

>> No.16991897

>>16991887
Chinas’s markets are closed all week
HK for two days I think

>> No.16991900

>>16991887
>crash
nah

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>>16991836
I see. Well then thanks anyways for being you.
>>16991871
I don't even know what that means buddy!
>>16991887
Nah. But I'm on alert for the CDC to declare it an international emergency. I'd say that precipitates a leg down, but that could actually give some certainty instead.

>> No.16991909

>>16991887
Looking at my Yang that is my wet dream.
But Shanghai is closed all week and HK three days or so

>> No.16991910

OH GOD FUTURES ARE FUCKED!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

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>>16991910

>> No.16991950

>>16989437
>the valuation
if you like losing money, sure

>> No.16991953

Of chinaa market close does that mean YANG cant go up?

>> No.16991981

Wow I guess I'm the only chad in here. Literally playing games hoping I can get stuff 50% next week if its as bad as people say. If its not, well I'm still feeling lucky about my bets.

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g-guys?

>> No.16992006

Nikkei in Japan dropped 500 points too

>> No.16992007

A market crash would be great. Scoop up everything for cheap and just wait for the rally to start back up again.

>> No.16992010

>>16991953
They look into the foreign market value of the stocks apparently.
Have not read into it too deeply but YANG rose 5% during US trading times. Not all the companies are traded in the US but a lot goes through Frankfurt/London as well. Also futures, etc.

They also short the whole thing of course, so it becomes a whole lot more complex, but no, it should be fine. We should see results

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What should I buy with 40 dollars first thing tommrow, just to make a few cents?

>> No.16992038

>futures broke and help above VWAP now

everything is gonna be alright guys.

>> No.16992044
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Futures starting to give me hope again

It’s like the Iran war “crash” all over again.

>> No.16992052

>>16992044
i mean to be fair, as long as we're talking long-term here, being long on the market is basically being long on capitalism and the economy of the country the company/market is in. it's gonna keep going up unless the world ends and then we're all dead anyways so... go long.

>> No.16992056

>>16992052
THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

>> No.16992060

AMD earnings coming up Tuesday. What's the general consensus on /biz/?

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Ahead of schedule and under budget

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>>16991995
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

>> No.16992080
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IMBORDENT:

https://outline.com/wakTAH

>What’s intriguing is that the Fed’s balance sheet has stopped expanding since the beginning of the year and actually contracted by some $25 billion in the week ended on Wednesday. While the central bank has said it would continue to purchase $60 billion of Treasury bills a month, it’s winding down its repo operations and letting its holdings of agency mortgage-backed securities mature without being replaced. It’s probably coincidental that the stock market has stumbled, but it bears watching.

>>16992006
Big yikes. Sold 10 of my 11 shares of EWJ on friday... looks like I did ONE thing right

>>16992064
This reads like a fucking ZeroHedge headline, what's it from?

>> No.16992086

>>16992056
money won't matter if we're all dead, anon. what use does money have if you aren't alive?

you literally can't lose. either it goes up and you live a great life as a rich guy or we all die and you don't have to give a fuck anymore, no more pain. win/win.

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>>16992064
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

>>16992080
BI

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>>16992064
>chinks try to surpass us
>send em' a bit of the sniffles via canada express mail
stinky chinkies blown the heck out

>> No.16992103

>>16992093
What the fuck is a think tank and how do they make money? It sounds like a propaganda or money laundering scheme

>> No.16992113

SELL SELL SELL

BUY WATER AND FOOD
PANDEMIC AND MARKET CRASH INCOMING,GO TO THE HILLS

>> No.16992119

>>16992103
lobby

you give ideas to retarded politicians and manipulate them

>> No.16992120

>>16992113

Literally the worst thing you can do as the market is crashing is sell everything. HODL and buy more.

>> No.16992125

>>16992113
unironically this

It's absolutely time to stock up on 1 month of non-perishable food.

1% chance of societal collapse necessitates such an action and we are there.

Food and water is more important t

>> No.16992128

>>16992120
Shouldn't you sell at the top and buy more when it crashes down with no survivors?

>> No.16992129
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NOW ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.16992139

>>16992103
they somehow get together a group of people who have some kind of piece of paper which supposedly qualifies them as "smart guys", then you pay them a bunch of money to say what you want. but you didn't say it, the smart guys said it, and they're smart so they must be correct. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

>> No.16992144

>>16992128
It's game theory

Musical Chairs

You are suckering a greater fool who sold at a lower price than you hopefully. It's a big ponzi scheme to sell during a crash. You just want to be the one not losing big

>> No.16992150

>>16992129
>April 10, 2019

>> No.16992155

>>16992093
There was a recent survey that said US CEO's polled said china would overtake the us in maybe ten, probably 20 years

>>16992103
They can be very useful or straight up tools for political purposes. The RAND think tank tried to get the US the fuck out of Vietnam about 4 years before we finally did, because their research and interviews with captured VC's showed how hopeless it was.

On the other hand, you have groups that are basically lobbying groups whose only purpose is to gin up studies that support whatever their preconceived notions are. Need someone to tell you that the free market solves every problem or that abortion is murder? They can find a study to support that.

>>16992129
Why do you keep posting these? Is this supposed to be a victory lap or FUD?

>> No.16992164

>>16992120
Thanks for the advice Mr. Dimonberg

>> No.16992166

>already made back the $400 im losing in AMD by shorting /ES futures at the VWAP and then going long once it broke out above VWAP

this crisis was scaring me for a second, thank god im actually skilled at this game.

>> No.16992168

>>16992128

It's nearly impossible to time the spikes and the drops when it comes to volatile stocks or news. That strategy applies if you're a day trader, but 0.000001% of day traders actually make a living off it. There's a reason so few hedge funds are capable of beating the market.

>> No.16992175

>>16992155
>Is this supposed to be a victory lap
Duh. Everyone was moving to own chinese business and make deals with them, now all of them will be punished by divine intervention.

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>>16992175
This is a blip.
It's not nearly as bad as the population shift coming from the one-child policy.

In fact, if it manages to kill off only the old and sick, it could rearrange that demografic issue and end up being very GOOD for china.

>>16992166
Stop bragging about your futures and wops, I don't understand none of it.

>> No.16992211

>>16992198
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vwap.asp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv9G4M3rnfY

>> No.16992216

are ONTX and SNSS our only meme penny pharmas or am I missing another?

>> No.16992217

>>16992060
I think it will jump up. Most people here think it will drop after the report though.
>>16992125
Everyone should always have food and water for a month, toilet paper, plastic bags and a gun at home. At all times.

>> No.16992227

>>16992216
FCEL, PAVM, and ASRT, have fun.

>> No.16992240

>>16992216
The only ones left that haven't been delisted, yes.

>> No.16992241

>>16989284
This buy SNSS accumulate SNSS

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God damn what a good weekend to be LAKE and APT chad

>> No.16992262

>>16992248
looks like it broke below your trend line at the end there and held below it, anon. just sayin'.

>> No.16992263

>>16992248
every new case overseas and in the US
every new death, every new video, every chinese fuck up, every chinese person...

people gonna stock up when those things happen

>> No.16992269

>>16992248
>bug people scalp the supply
>nobody can buy the product anymore
>revenue grinds to a halt
>stocks plunge

Big brain move, anon.

>> No.16992271

>>16992262
That's the friday dump to take profits for weekend coke money.
literally nothing

>> No.16992282

>>16992269
>scalping global supply
what?

>> No.16992288

>>16992271
depends how the market continues to react to the coronavirus on monday i suppose.

>> No.16992292

>>16992288
Hey, all I'm saying is there's been a lot of "bad news" this weekend

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Oh looks like the futures are recovering. We're going to gap up tomorrow at open. What a time to be alive.

>> No.16992302

>>16992292
i hope you're right and the friday dump wasn't a big deal. im hoping there is a decent enough recovery/bounce on mon/tues so i can get out of the market and wait and see for a while. buy back in on "all clear, no problem" news days.

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>The Central Bank of Egypt is the central bank of Egypt

>> No.16992314
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Hmmm... LMT cheapies inbound?

>>16992298
Kekkies no

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>>16992063
based as heck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ifdrca6YWqg

>> No.16992323

>>16992302
>all clear, no problem
Exactly, but it's like playing poker with the cards faceup.
That's literally not going to happen.
If anything NPR will finally start covering it and liberals with their heads in the impeachment get forced to consider their choice to live in a big city

>> No.16992329

>>16992216
AGRX, trust me on this one, huge play, just look it up. FDA approval in less than a month with a 14-1 advisory committe decision

>> No.16992334
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O_O

>> No.16992344

>>16992323
this

people are still laughing it off

>> No.16992349

I'm imagining it went like this

>hey get a virologist or whatever to tell us whats happening

>okay start closing all our longs

at every smart money place

>> No.16992384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnD9E1k_Nbw

>>16992334
Damn, does nintendo regret teaming up with China now, or what.

>> No.16992392

nikkei holding up well, bulls haven't capitulated yet

>> No.16992404

I just don't see why the futures care so much about Kobe Bryants Helicopter crashing so much this is another stupid buying opportunity brought to you buy Corona Extra.

>> No.16992413
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>>16992384
I think it’s just the whole market being risk-off. But that could be it.

Or maybe they’re going to have to delay any Nintendo directs they have coming up?

Is the shit about it being resilient on surfaces real? That could mean problems. They do have some factory activity in China, and whatever is being sold through alibaba then becomes problematic...

Should we be buying CLX for those antiviral surface gains?

>>16992392
The fuck you talking about?

>> No.16992418

thailand info if anyone cares
https://ddc.moph.go.th/viralpneumonia/eng/file/news/news_no7_260163.pdf

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>>16992413
-1.6% is a bullish response all things considered

>> No.16992448

>Finally get decent salary
>Been practicing with paper money for years on investing
>Finally ready income wise to invest
>Whole market has been on a giant upward trend for years
>Too scared to invest and to me it seems everything if fit to burst
>Everyone just investing in fake internet money
>Bought 1000 bucks of Tesla 4 years ago to wet my toes. Sold it at a 15% profit, but i coulda waiting for a 20% profit.

The fuck is their even to invest in now?

>> No.16992458

>>16992448
coffins, face masks, cremation equipment manufacturers

If FEMA had a stock

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zStn70Ot4r0

>> No.16992472

do life insurance companies get fucked if millions of americans die to corona?

>> No.16992481

>>16992384
Nintendo does one retarded thing for every good thing they do. The Switch Lite fucking sat on shelves this Christmas as I knew it would. Why the fuck would you make THE most innovative console in generations, and then mass produce a version that loses all of it's best innovations so that you can have it an half an inch smaller and slightly longer battery life? Like you've gotta be fucking dense. I was recently able to hand a controller to some random guy on my airplane and play smash with him and make a new friend. If I had the lite version I'd have to say "oh sorry, I'm retarded".

>> No.16992489

>>16992472
you'd be surprised how much of the risk they sell off to other re-insurance companies

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>>16992458
Unironically this. Cremation centers are overwhelmed in the Hubei province, bodies are being left in the hallways of hospitals

>> No.16992506

>>16992494
Yeah this will happen in every country it occurs unconstrained

>> No.16992515

>>16992309
common misconception, really


>>16992506
it will never be constrained

>> No.16992520

7. Will traffic restrictions be extended nationwide?

小 Liu Xiaoming, deputy minister of the Ministry of Transport, pointed out that transportation is a possible way for virus transmission. Corresponding places and cities must restrict transportation and transportation, which can effectively block the passage of the virus.

8. Do you want to extend the holidays?

Wu Gaofu said that we encourage the holiday to be extended appropriately, but we must look at the development of the situation. It is recommended that you stay at home and do not come back in a hurry.

9. How to deal with the peak return of the Spring Festival?

小 Liu Xiaoming said that the total amount of transportation during the Spring Festival has decreased compared with the same period last year. From the perspective of transportation, it will be promoted in accordance with the principle of "one break, three ceaselessness". "One break" means resolutely blocking the channel of virus transmission; "Three continuity" means that the highway transportation network cannot be interrupted, emergency transportation green channels cannot be interrupted, and necessary mass transportation channels for production and living materials cannot be interrupted.

From tomorrow, the National Health Commission will hold a press conference every day at 9 am to report the situation of epidemic prevention and control in various places.

>> No.16992538

>>16992240
Topkek
>>16992329
You had me at "trust me"

>> No.16992543

>>16992515
nah it's just the flu lol

relax, don't panic. Wait for the buy the dip moment!

>> No.16992550

I think my current plan will be buy SPY put at open and find a good point to buy AMD call, I feel like that way I pretty much break even at worst or might come out ahead, might end up getting 1 free AMD call for earnings lotto.

>> No.16992553

>>16992481
Hope you bleached the shit out of that controller.

Are you sure the sales were underwhelming for switch lite? What makes you think that? Looked like switch was one of the most heavily bought things on cyber Monday.

Switch lite is probably geared more for a Japanese consumer.

>> No.16992557

https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/ch/component/k2/1505031-20200127.htm
Chinese government will monitor the situation to decide whether they're going to delay the reopen time of stock market after the CNY holiday. During SARS they extended the May First holiday and suspended a total of 11 trading days too.

>> No.16992559

Epidemic situation of new coronavirus infection in Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region on January 26, 2020
Inner Mongolia News Network 20-01-27 09:10 [Print this page] Source: Emergency Office

0 On January 26, 2020, at 04:00, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region reported 4 new confirmed cases of pneumonia and a new suspected case. Among them: 2 new cases were confirmed in Baotou City, 1 in Xing'an League and 1 in Tongliao City, all of which were diagnosed for the first time in the three cities; 1 new suspected case was added in Xilinguole League.

As of 24:00 on January 26th, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region has reported 11 confirmed cases of pneumonia and 1 suspected case. Among them: 11 confirmed cases include 2 in Donghe District of Baotou City, 2 in Hulunbuir City (1 in Manzhouli City, 1 in Yakeshi City), 1 in Wulanhot City of Xing'an League, and 1 in Tongliao Economic Development Zone. 1 case in Songshan District of Chifeng City, 2 cases in Xilinguole League (1 case in Xilinhot City, 1 case in Erlianhot City), 2 cases in Ordos City (1 case in Dongsheng District, 1 case in Etuokeqian Banner); Sunite in Xilinguole League 1 suspected case of Zuoqi. All received isolation treatment at designated hospitals. 222 close contacts have been tracked and medical observations are under way. (Contributed by Huang Lihua)

>> No.16992571

>>16992557
they gonna ban short selling too lol and force buy

>> No.16992582
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16992582

ONTX - will rise given time. just gotta be willing to wait. Not long though, Q1 and Q3 this year will bear fruit and higher a stock price will be the result. Look at the pic and decide. Lots of good stuff in the wings. Profit comes to the patient man. A man who acts rashly can be broke in an instant.

>> No.16992583

How real is the danger of corona contagion from contaminated surfaces?

BABA could get a lot cheaper if it’s real?

>> No.16992589

>>16992583
China has a real chance of collapse

>> No.16992606

>>16992571
Chinese stock market does not really have short selling to begin with.

>> No.16992607

>>16992583
if that shit got into Kobe's helicopter you can bet it will get into cardboard boxes
don't trip

>> No.16992619

>>16992448
AGRX

>> No.16992626
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>>16992589
Why must you always shitpost nonsense all night... You gonna finally get some sleep tonight?

>> No.16992638

>>16992583
no idea

>> No.16992645

>>16992553
All I know is when I was Christmas shopping, when I went to the nintendo section, I saw the same thing over and over. The normal Switches sold out. Those ugly teal and yellow switches sitting on the shelf. I believe most of the lite sales where "Oh yea gee grandma this is EXACTLY the kind I wanted... (please god let the receipt be in here) I LOVE YOU GRANDMA!". Take a look at the protective cases for the lite and the normal. The size difference with case on is barely noticeable. You can't go from portable to big screen, that's the most damning thing. I could almost understand if they at least kept that feature.

But they've essentially done a master stroke and invented the gameboy 2.0 and corned a piece of the market that Xbox and PS3 have locked themselves out of by pursuing high end graphics. Then they went back and made the gameboy again, which imo will waste them money. Nintendo also seems almost against the idea of online play as they convoluted the process of playing online with insane dumb shit. They are in a weird place, super ahead on new innovation and super behind on shit that has already been mastered. They are kind of like Apple. Lots of flaws but with a hardcore fans-base. Innovative, but also retarded.

>> No.16992646

>>16992448
Just wait for it to stop dropping, see what happens after the fed meeting, then probably buy some SPY.

You may just want to wait until after this week... big earnings from some of the biggest companies in america this week. Microsoft, Apple, Amazon...

>> No.16992660

>>16992626
wow this image is a masterpiece

>> No.16992680
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16992680

ohai just visiting and-

ahhh.

ahhhhhhh...

AAAAAAAAAAAA.....

>> No.16992703

>>16990654
Each one of those boxes goes for about $90
so thats at least $10,000 worth of masks.

I wonder where he's selling them

>> No.16992712

>>16992680


NO

>> No.16992725

>>16991560
ND fag here, same boat. Feels good man

>> No.16992730

>>16990823
They had him killed off so that 1000s would take to the streets in front of the Staples Center to spread the disease further.

>> No.16992742

>>16992553
>heavily bought things on cyber Monday.
Like every console and phone every single year...

>> No.16992776

What are some cremation companies near wuhan that I can buy? How do you find this stuff i can't find shit with Google

>> No.16992797
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16992797

Los Angeles here...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Should I skip the gym this week? Just do some bodyweight stuff at home?

>>16992645
Thanks for the hot take.
Totally agree on most of it. Not sure if the Lite was a good play, I would wait to see the numbers out of Japan. I imagine plenty of people now own both though.

Can you do that? Do you have to do some annoying thing to transfer save files or something?

>>16992742
No it was in the top 5 on Amazon's online sales data. No other video games did that, the other things were cheap toys like LOL Surprise.

>> No.16992817

>>16989621
Donate a few percent of your profits, and you won't feel evil :)

>> No.16992820

Taiwan confirmed 4th case of nCoV, he visited Wuhan and then travelled to China for 9 days in a Chinese group tour before head back to Taiwan and confirmed the Wuhan virus. It's reported that she started having symptoms when she was in Europe but she didn't develop any fever

>> No.16992832

I just heard from a reputable source that china has been lying about the corona-chan numbers, over 10k dead already and more people are getting infected by the minute.

>> No.16992837

>>16992832
Source or b&

>> No.16992852
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MY FRENS

For some reason, the clips where Jim showed the charts of Ebola, Sars and Mers are not available on CNBC... but I think they're very useful.

If you can access the full episode, I recommend you watch the 3rd segment, 19:10 in to the show.

If not, give a listen to the podcast. It gives some good ideas on how this will play out.

Here's another clip that gives some good ideas:
https://www.cnbc.com/video/2020/01/21/jim-cramer-coronavirus-may-push-unrelated-stocks-into-discount-range.html

>> No.16992868

>>16992817
>a few
No deal

>> No.16992900

britbongs

is Revolut a decent broker?

>> No.16992908
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16992908

Why is FIZZ bleeding in price?
It's less than 1% of KO and PEP's market cap and all the roasties at my job love this drink.

>> No.16992942
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16992942

>>16992908
BIG softdrink has entered the space and sales for La Croix are down. Seems people are over it, or are shifting to things like buble.

Also, the ceo is a fucking weirdo

>> No.16992948

>>16989621
Nothing evil about this.

>> No.16992967
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16992967

You bought SNSS, right anon?

>> No.16992971

>>16992908
People dropped condom'd sprite when the pesticide scare happened. I bet they're working on alcoholic la croix now that spiked sletzer is (unfortunately) a thing.

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16992978

>this thread

>> No.16992991

>>16992942
CEO is 82 years old and he seems to be the problem. Long FIZZ is effectively being short on him being alive right?

>> No.16992999

>>16992978
What's your plays late last week / early this week?

>> No.16993004

>>16992991
don't know. don't know how their bench is
If the people under him are just as shitty, not much better if he dies and they replace him

>> No.16993008
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16993008

more kids die from diarrhea in one day than all the combined people that have died from this outbreak of coronavirus

Why is it getting so blown up? what are they really trying to cover up?

>> No.16993033

>>16992999

Sorry, but I stopped doing pro bono for you cretins well over a year ago.

>> No.16993035

>>16993008
It's just the normal pandemic histeria. Reporting on something that regularly happens doesn't drive views up.

>> No.16993046

>>16993033
post rate of return then

>> No.16993065

>>16993008
Because diarrhea is common, happens on a daily basis even for you. This is a new virus that spreads from human to human that they can't cure yet. To be fair though.. yes it's blown up like crazy, but you know how it is with media and stuff

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16993084

>>16989750
What was on that Twitter link? All I'm getting is pic-related.

>> No.16993112

>>16992967
Gift me 85 shares

>> No.16993150

>>16993084
I assume it's the building in HK where they were keeping quarantined people... apparently protesters lit it on fire (lol)
but it also might have been in protest over the assassination of Kobr Bryant (rip my n-word)

>> No.16993151

I hope the fed announces they're going to institute quantitative REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEzing

>> No.16993174

Time to jump on dat Nike. Going to create some legacy kobrick shoes that will sell 100 billion pairs, especially when those LA city counsel memers buy in bulk to donate to the homeless. Only problem is half of China's population will be wiped out by then so not only will half the buyers be gone but nobody will be making them

>> No.16993183

>>16993151
trump and the markets will be the ones throwing a little tantrum
just like december 2018, you can bet Jerome will be the calmest cucumber on the shelf
he called their bluff then and he'll call their bluff now
proper monetary policy is like the mighty river, or the massive mountain, not like a leaf fluttering in the wind

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>>16993151
Good evening. I am Jerome Powell, 16th chair of the Federal Reserve. Here is my cliffnotes version of Tuesday's meeting:
>economy looks fine
>we're monitoring political and global uncertainty as well as equity markets
>repo will continue until banks loan to each other (they won't)
>negative rates will never be a thing stop asking
>we're re-evaluating the fed's toolbox and how we use them (aka we don't really know what's going on, let's pretend technology isn't a deflationary force)

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>>16991995
Problem?

>> No.16993271

>>16993264
>>16993264
>>16993264
>>16993264

share your disdain for the poor in this new thread

>>16993264
>>16993264
>>16993264

>>16993264

>>16993264

>> No.16993308

>>16992314
>LMT cheapies inbound?
No way. Not because somebody crashed one of their choppers. Only if investigation finds some problem in design that can be linked straight back to manufacture.

>> No.16993398

>>16992868
then get insect aids bich

>> No.16993546

>>16993308
But...
>>16989754

>> No.16993821

>>16992582
I am also holding this anon. but the long wait is painful. it just keeps bleeding.