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What stocks should I invest in once Bernie becomes president?

>> No.16988781

>>16988737
He won't make the general. Either
1. Polls are wrong.
2. DNC will cheat him out of it.
3. Gets heroed.

>> No.16988805

You short literally everything.

>> No.16988829

>>16988737
im well off but unironically would vote for andrew yang, like youd have to be stupid to turn down an extra 12k a year

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16988856

lmao

>> No.16989537

>>16988737
he will never be the nominee. DNC will force uncle touchy in, and the MSM will join in to destroy Bouwnie.

>> No.16989572

>>16989537
I'm not so sure, if they try to fuck the people the second time, it might be the straw that breaks the transgender camels back and cause people to distance themselves from DNC and create a third party.

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>>16988856
>>16988737

>> No.16989740

>>16989572
But there's no consequence to betas being broken. They won't do shit. Neither will they change their strategy.

>> No.16989765

Businesses that have strong fundamental values and great balance sheet with good long term growth.

>> No.16989779

2020 elections have already been decided, how can you not see that? 2024 is when it’s getting interesting again.

>> No.16989837

>>16989740
AOC hitched her wagon to bernie, the new generation of entitled cry-baby western communists might be what's needed to actually create some change. They will have to be disposed off soon after the change is created obviously.

>> No.16990209

>>16988737
bernie will get poked by a glowy with a syringe tipped umbrella and die of a heart attack

>> No.16990233

You sell everything the second he takes the lead in electoral votes. The economy will tank to shit if he wins.

>> No.16990243

>>16988737
Take student loans NOW and buy gold/btc