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Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:14:16 2020 No.16984334 [Reply] [Original]

*TING TING TING*
*AHEM*
Gentlemen, some of you may remember that earlier this month, on the 14th, I was shot in the head just as I was about to make my VERY important announcement. I am very happy to announce today, that I am on the road to recovery. This recent coronavirus outbreak has been most unfortunate and I urge you all to take precautions and stay safe. As you can see, I have been fitted with a high quality hazmat suit and I recommend you find similar attire for the weeks ahead. It is also most unfortunate that I have forgotten my VERY important speech and it appears that my physical copy and digital copy of it have been seemingly erased from existence. It is with great regret and sorrow, that I must announce, that I don't think I will ever be able to announce that VERY important announcement. But gentlemen, I urge you to enjoy this evenings celebration, drinks and liquid foods will be served shortly and if you do not have a nutrient tube attachment for your hazmat suit, please see the janny at the back of the room and he will help you. Also, let us discuss business and finance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:29:22 2020 No.16984402 File: 57 KB, 1024x391, 1579977845152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984334 Hmmm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:31:11 2020 No.16984411 File: 500 KB, 1496x1147, nervous.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984334 i was in that thread. who the fuck is trying to censure the announcement

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Anonymous Sat Jan 25 23:38:00 2020 No.16984444

>>16984411
I don't know anon, but if you know where the physical copy on the podium may have gone, please do tell. It appears all of my computers, servers and off-shore back ups were hacked and all digital copies of the speech destroyed. This was out of my control, as I have been unconscious in hospital up until now. My data center in Mongolia appears to have been bombed. We need a detective on this case ASAP. This is no joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:01:44 2020 No.16984571 >>16984444 this may be related to the coronavirus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:11:11 2020 No.16984622 File: 247 KB, 640x9329, clinkcoughclink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984571 Possibly...

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Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:16:59 2020 No.16984652
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>>16984334
Hey Anons
*drinks*
*burrrrpppssss*

We got a party in here or something?

Someanon mentioned Corona in this thread so I thought I'd bring my sixpack over. Uh, why are you guys in HAZMAT suits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:18:57 2020 No.16984664 File: 184 KB, 655x692, 1579956326256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984334 So what is the announcement? Please continue

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:20:38 2020 No.16984673 >>16984334 I was there the day you were attacked good sir. I didn't see anyone grab your paper copy due to all the commotion. Glad to hear that you're doing well

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:20:38 2020 No.16984674 File: 43 KB, 500x622, 1575764389030794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984444 nice quads

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:22:04 2020 No.16984687 File: 173 KB, 449x401, 1579818134123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984652 >He doesn't know

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Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:28:50 2020 No.16984730
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>>16984687
Oh shit, I don't feel so well. S-somebody help me *coughs out blood* fuck fuck, what's happening to me. It wasn't the beer was it? *vomits* *sweats*

H-HELP

HEELLLLPPPP

*collapses*

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:25 2020 No.16984734 >>16984674 Kek, holy shit that img

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:29:39 2020 No.16984738 forced meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:30:01 2020 No.16984742 File: 602 KB, 932x953, 157309574089721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984730

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:30:28 2020 No.16984745 >>16984334 >Gentlemen, some of you may remember that earlier this month, on the 14th, I was shot in the head just as I was about to make my VERY important announcement. Lol i think i remember that thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:31:56 2020 No.16984749 Anyone have an empty hazmat suit pic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:32:33 2020 No.16984756 File: 81 KB, 686x526, file (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16984749

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 26 00:42:35 2020 No.16984835 >>16984622 Anon I found your very special announcement, it reads "To who ever finds the transcript will be given 1 million dollars worth of Chainlink.