[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

>> No.16973558

>>16973515
Bond market question:
Red all over but I understand people flee to those for safety so the yield goes down. What is the effect of lower yields if any?

>> No.16973567
File: 107 KB, 900x900, 99367F77-5DAD-464C-AF27-B5DB1D68EBCF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16973567

Well looks like I’m going to need diapers for the rest of my life as the ass blasting continues...

https://business.financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/broken-u-s-system-has-pharma-on-edge-even-as-stocks-hit-highs

>> No.16973574

>>16973558
lower yields make bonds outstanding that have higher yields are better. so when you're buying a bond fund, lower yields is good for holders of the older bonds.

>> No.16973583

>>16973558
Well it takes longer to make any gains. So that $10000 in a bond fund over time will produce less fat gains than that same 10000 would in an S&P fund.

>> No.16973593
File: 485 KB, 1125x2436, 616C49FD-B3DF-4649-BEDB-917A14E6DA5C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16973593

JUST

>> No.16973598

>>16973558
I'll explain it like this.0 If you buy a 10 year bond with a 5% yield for $100. Tomorrow the yield is now 10% for a 10 year bond, you can't sell your bond for $100 because I'll just buy the higher yield one for the same price. So a decreases in yields, make outstanding bonds more valuable.

>> No.16973607

I hope SNSS moons.

I wish SAVA would be allowed to grow and fags stop shorting it every time it gets a spike up.

I pray GALT would do anything anytime soon.

I wonder what the fuck is going on with ONTX.

>> No.16973621

New development on the disease, within the period of 0000-2400 of 24th, the official figure say:
Number of patient increased by 444, number of death increased by 16 and 3 was deemed cured. There are now 1118 new suspected cases. Qinghai have also reported new confirmed case.
Out of all 1287 cases, 237are severe. Total accumulated amount of suspected case is 1965.
Out of 15197 oerson with close contact that are being followed, 1230 have been expired and ended, remaining 13967 people are still being tracked.

>> No.16973637

>>16973583
That's not actually true... we have optionable bond ETFs where you can leverage on yields like crazy. I watched 15 grand evaporate holding TLT options.

>> No.16973639

Singapore, Philippines, etc. sending passengers from Wuhan back to China.

>> No.16973645

>>16973558
>What is the effect of lower yields if any?
There's less free money to make which means interest rates at you local bank will go down and stocks will go up since low yield dividend will be more attractive compared to bonds. Since bond yield is already shit almost everywhere in the wold except US, expect $ to go up(well, it already happened and you're late for this party...but you'll never know)

>> No.16973665

>>16973639
...why isn't everyone doing that? Why didn't they do so sooner? Isn't that where the virus was first reported?

Thanks for the updates.

>> No.16973678

>>16973645
bond yields and interest rates are tied but not completely bound to each other. The truth is they're both debt instruments, but not all debt is the same. Like I got a decent credit score. So if I walk into a bank and say hey give me money, they give it to me at a lower rate than say well, crack head carlos doesn't even have any paperwork to give the bank to show anything so he doesn't get money since they won't buy his debt.

>> No.16973691

Heading to the brosino. Wish me luck frens

>> No.16973694

Then there's the negative yields, and they bothered me for a while, but it came to me in a dream that you can buy a negative yielding bond if and only if you're directly tied into making a forex arbitrage play on the currency the bond is tied to.

>> No.16973699

>>16973607
ONTX will be fine long term. in the short term you got games and shit being played by fat investment groups all wanting in on the ground floor at the cheapest price. The real good bits won't happen for a while. They're in Phase 3 now. Still gotta release the results, then go through the whole FDA hoop fest, and finally make it past the FDA with a thumbs up. They've got other stuff in the pipeline but its still at stage 1 or two. The results will spike it. Hell look at AMRN, it was at just $3 a pop before the results came out. After that? It hit 12 and kept on climbing. (with dips and whatnot along for the ride)

>> No.16973702

GALT DAY IS ALMOST HERE

>NASH Congress Feb presentation
>2nd NASH conference in May

>> No.16973709

>>16973691
throw $50 on blackk for baggie. it's how you'll win your first hundo!

>> No.16973710

Corona-chan about to go parabolic, that 2 week incubation period finna kick in

>> No.16973717

>>16973607
The trick with bio is that you set your target price and be confident, so you know you bought a 25 dollar stock at least for only 7.50. Then it is just a waiting game and the current share price should not concern you. The market has to be rational sooner or later.

>> No.16973732

>>16973710
corona-chan more like corona-crab lmao

>> No.16973733

>>16973702
This. Absolute worst case scenario it's a 2 bagger pretty soon

>> No.16973735
File: 36 KB, 342x416, 1463299041394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16973735

>>16973394
well you have to remember that foot & mouth killed a shit load of livestock. an absolute shitload, so there was definitely a cause for concern

>> No.16973738

>程某某,女,76岁,2020年1月5日因“右肩疼痛活动受限4小时”送至市第三医院住院治疗。既往有多年高血压、糖尿病史。入院时右肩肿胀疼痛,活动受限,X线提示右肱骨近端粉碎性骨折,诊断为右肱骨近端粉碎性骨折,高血压、糖尿病。1月9日行右肱骨近端骨折手术后予补液,预防感染,输血等对症治疗。1月18日出现持续发热,胸部CT提示双肺多发感染灶,逐渐出现昏迷,呼吸急促,心率进行性下降,1月24日18:09分因呼吸衰竭宣告临床死亡。
Is this in-hospital infection?
>>16973665
Because Chinese government made it seems like there's only hundreds of case

>> No.16973743

>>16973717
the trick with bio is they either pass the phases of the FDA trials with their meme drug/therapy or they don't. if they pass you make a shitload of money if they fail you lose a shitload of money. besides THAT, you don't care what the price does.

>> No.16973744

>>16973732
LOOOL XDDDDD

>> No.16973757

>>16973744
better get ready for some spiky ups and downs, snip snip motherfucker. hope you know how to take advantage of the situation which will keep flip flopping between bad then good then bad then good news.

>> No.16973773

mr baggys win has inspired me today, makes me wanna buy a big put of SOXL but each contract costs a small fortune

>> No.16973774

>>16973699
I wonder if it will pull a goes to $28 then never moves off $20. I've heard people say it would be a $100 stock if it ever blows up, but I have no idea how reliable that number is.

>>16973702
GALT day is my favorite smg meme.

>>16973717
Yeah, but I could use some gains for stuff right now. I would have sold at least 100 shares at 10 and bought something nice and used the leftover to buy more at 7. I can't rationalize selling below 10 now.

>>16973733
Is the BO theory dead at this point?

>> No.16973779

>>16973744
>>16973732
You fucking dumbasses. I went grocery shopping and bought them all. You're the ones who are going to be fucked. Me and the lady are going to be fine, even if she's got corona and only has a 99% chance of living.

>> No.16973781

>>16973699
The real key thing is to bag as many shares as you can get now, while it's cheap as hell, based on the target price you want. Without setting that price at some pipe dream level. In other words; ONTX hitting 4.5 or 9 a share? Doable. ONTX hitting $40 per who the hell knows and more to the point it may take a long ass time before it hits it. So if your wanting to make over 100,000 you need 12,110 shares and you need the stock price to hit 8.3 a pop.

>> No.16973782 [DELETED] 
File: 150 KB, 1000x721, befae20fgy1gb8ie7gxjxj20rs0k1wil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16973782

Now they have almost locked down the entire Hubei province, except a single forest area.

>> No.16973786

Friendly reminder you were supposed to have bought AMD at <30 and sell >40. You missed the boat and expect full market crash in 2 years unless we go to war bye bye money

>> No.16973806

>>16973773
you shouldn't option that. you're better off with the single levered option. like SOX or some shit. you'll just get raped on the spread and bitch that you lost money, then you'll get laughed at for being a bear on semis.

>> No.16973807

>>16973786
good thing im never in the market for more than a week lmaoooo DAY AND SWING TRADERS WW@???

>> No.16973822

Okay girls, I'm tired of hearing about LCI and SNSS. Give me new stocks you have your eye on you think are worthy of becoming a meme.

>> No.16973825

>>16973806
why are you so bullish on semis? what in your opinion is so great about them for 2020?

>> No.16973831

>>16973807
This is still my portfolio, minus the TLT put that expired. Hell of a fucking day. >>16971093

>> No.16973853

AMRN, well I think I said this last night but really they have just two options. Partnership or buyout. The clock is ticking on the drug. Ten years and they lose it. Generic (bargain bin) it goes. So ten years is all they have to rake in as much Profit as they can. With also the risk of some other drug coming out in that time span. Also the longer they delay the less appealing they look to a big pharma company. That ticking clock remember. Every month is less profit getting raked in. (or could be raked in)

>> No.16973858
File: 41 KB, 1024x1001, shu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16973858

>The deadly animal virus epidemic spreading globally may have originated in a Wuhan laboratory linked to China’s covert biological weapons program, according to an Israeli biological warfare expert.
we mass destruction now, no one here will make it.

>> No.16973859

>>16973825
The truth is we've got a space force now. The space force is mostly cyber security and technology, plus we're going to put a man on mars and leave him there to die in the next decade. All of this is going to require semi-conductors. I'm like totally in agreement that these leaps and shit is only going to come because semi-conductors are the backbone of new technology.

>> No.16973869

>>16973825
now as far as 2020? well shit all of this is so new, i'm sure they're fucking going to get more betterer.

>> No.16973874

Yang saving me from ruin right now
>>16973858
I will not become infected. When they bite me Ill end it myself.

>> No.16973877

>>16973853
Isn't the CEO against buyout/big pharma? He's the reason the stock dropped so hard.

>>16973858
Ironic, they were making weapons to use against us, but someone forgot to wash their hands.

>> No.16973883

>>16973859
kek, we don't even have moon bases yet and that's way the fuck closer than mars. Shouldn't we first put some poor fuckwad on the moon first at least?

>> No.16973891

Consensus is that semis have bottomed / will bottom 1st half of 2020. 5G and other new product cycles are expected to add to demand and thus raise chip prices.

Baggie seems extra retarded today so I'd suggest ignoring him

>> No.16973897

>>16973891
Semi demand will eventually reach doubling every three months or something

>> No.16973899

>>16973891
meant to reply to >>16973825

>> No.16973902

>>16973743
Yes, exactly. But the thing is you can predict the result with a certan probability. In the case of sava, the primary endpoints are granted, and we hope for the meeting of the secondary endpoints. That is the more meaningful one. Crtx has some data in a similar timeframe, and a similar reduction of inflammation so i guess this will be a success as well. Meeting the primary alone would net a 2 bagger from this price imo, and meeting the secondary would be much more. That would be unprecedented, and uncontested for years.

>> No.16973904

>>16973877
Well its one thing to kinda say it. It's another to deal with a board of directors who's all for it and turning down several large fat bags of cash when they present themselves to you.

>> No.16973908

>>16973883
>>16973859
I don't think Mars goes anywhere. There was a Mars simulation which went so fucking wrong that Mars itself seems impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESQ1bKd7Los
I think we have to figure this shit out on earth. It's really only 2 things.
1) Energy
2) Population size

>> No.16973918

>>16973831
How did you make out on your TSLA put?

>> No.16973930

AGRX is gonna moon bros, already called the run today, FOMO is gonna kick in soon...

>> No.16973938

Report: On the day Chinese government lock down Wuhan, they only decided to do it on 10am that day. There were 251 trains departing Wuhan that morning before 10am, report claim those trains combined can bring 300,000 Wuhan residents to other major cities in the country.

>> No.16973959

>>16973883
The last time we went to the moon, we discovered an alien base and turns out we were being monitored for millions of years, and ordered to return and to never come back.

>> No.16973970

>>16973918
Man I fucking sold that shit at a loss. Did end up with like a really nice day >>16971093 probably get fucked Monday. My office is on the ground floor so it's not like I'll be able to jump out of a window or anything.

>>16973908
Don't stop people from attempting... I mean yeah it's a fucking pipe dream, but they're going to need semi-conductors to attempt it. Everybody fucking dies, the sun will eventually swell and roast the planet to a crisp, and uhh yeah life is a gift for personal enjoyment. People who overdosed and went out doing what they loved won the fucking game.

>> No.16973972

ONTX has deals in place for mass rollout of the drug upon FDA approval. I think the process for that approval starts in Q3 2020. The results are supposed to be out sometime in Q1. (all on the website/investor pages). Which is very positive sign. Why else have shit in place if you had doubts about the drug? They've got cash to last them till 2021 (by which point they'll be raking in the Profits or they'll be bought)

>> No.16973996

>>16973774
Timing sava is tough, maybe someone into ta can give advice, however i am afraid to sell in hope to buy back at lower price. There are just too many things that could happen overnight.
Galt buyout is not off, i think, but i imagine they have to finalize their trial, and get new ceo/cmo to be in charge of managing the trial for the buyer as well. I doubt Shlevin would be happy to stay for 3 or so years instead of retiring. Also, DU needs the money as well, and i believe he understands that the full potential can only be realized by big pharma money. So in order to do good for the world, he has to sell galt. He is over 70, money is only one thing at that age, i guess...

>> No.16974003

>>16973883
We're actually trying to place an orbiting station around the moon in this decade, but the first humans on Mars are going to die there. The worst thing is, we're only batting like .500 as far as safely landing shit on Mars. Half the shit we've sent there crashed and delivered us no data other than an accident report.

>> No.16974011

>>16973970
>Don't stop people from attempting...
Yeah, no...how else would we evolve?
It's just not gonna happen the next 50 years.
>he sun will eventually swell and roast the planet to a crisp
We have more than enough time until this happens.
>People who overdosed and went out doing what they loved won the fucking game.
Unironically true.

>> No.16974017

>>16973996
What will you do when you become a millionaire?

>> No.16974020

>>16973970
>Man I fucking sold that shit at a loss.
I told you that would happen. APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW, BAGBOY and promise never to sh*rt TSLA again. You sicken me.

>> No.16974033

>>16973853
Why would anyone buy amrn? It's already at 7bil. Bp cannot pay 100% premium on it easily, hell even 10bil is difficult. Not many has that much cash. I don't think it would be good investment

>> No.16974038

>>16974011
Listen... We've got like hundreds of thousands of poisonous shit on this planet right? Some one had to die to figure out what's good and bad. Just don't let it be you and be smart. Learn from your mistakes and most importantly don't squander the sacrifices of others.

>> No.16974049

>>16974020
Nope... two times in 2 weeks I get fucked by that one... 3rd times a charm! <;-)

>> No.16974059

>>16974017
If sava wins the race i might just go all in on galt. That would be fun.

>> No.16974090

>>16974049
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
-Elon Musk

Make sure you get a large put just before earnings. No way this fraud company is going to turn a profit again.

>> No.16974099
File: 75 KB, 711x669, 1538100726856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974099

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $20?

>> No.16974104

>>16974059
But after all that, are you going to buy a lambo and blow a few thousand partying?

>> No.16974117

>>16973858
>trade war
>tariffs
>currency manipulator
>Hong Kong riots
>swine flu causing pork prices to skyrocket
>now corona virus

Just a coincidence!

>> No.16974134
File: 131 KB, 750x1334, D4D026AE-2AA6-4505-9280-6A1BD15AEFA4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974134

>>16974117
Forgot pic

>> No.16974142

>>16974038
Sure, I just don't think about those things all too much. Each single life is systematically closed...some were happy to have lived this exact life and some had regrets at the end of theirs. Each single point of view is unique and everybody has his own story to tell from a subjective point of view. From other point of views those lifes might be irrelevant but this doesn't invalidate their subjective meaning. They lived their life and made their own decisions...just as much as I live mine and make my own decisions independetly from theirs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEeIWQaYDao

>> No.16974154

>>16974134
So strap in for the Cornavirus bull market just like SARS?

>> No.16974163

>>16974099
What do you expect?
It was comfy at around 20 for over a year. Sure, everything played out and the hype should be gone but never underestimate the delusions of retailers. I'm not saying that puts are wrong but maybe your play would work out better with knock outs and more active position management,

>> No.16974182

Mighty big fucking IF but if ontx on the strength of it's results,FDA approval/and or a buyout offer hits 20 a share, well I'll have enough cash to pay off my house and still have 102,000.00 left over. (If the sudden shock of seeing such Fat wad of green don't cause me to have a heart attack first). I can dream right.. No debt at all then.

>> No.16974193

>>16974134
Sure. But you always have a nice short term panic. And almost none of them affected the US. Aids did of course and was really scary at the time. Doctors would even refuse to treat people.

I would ride the panic week for two weeks and then switch back to bull. Especially with Chinese stocks

>> No.16974199

>>16974163
What do you expect? He's shilling a generic generic and is a handyman for a day job/

>> No.16974211

>>16974104
Oh, that's a tough one. I'm pretty frugal by nature. It may very well turn out, that the easy part is getting, the hard part is spending. In a meaningful way that is... Anyway the trip to mars won't be cheap in the coming decades, and that's certainly the next step. There is this barrier. You have to have some wealth to go, and to have some wealth you have to have a bit higher than average iq. Going to mars could very well be the next leap in evolution. Imagine a world where everyone understands the way of proper capitalism and libertarianism, the merit of helping others by helping themselves.

>> No.16974213

>>16974163
I have a very small position for more of just speculation.. I just like posting that to give that one guy a hard time.

>>16973822
LCI is a pretty solid pick... you should really look into it.. like really.. go back through their press releases.. A lot of good things to come.

>> No.16974214

>>16974199
shhhhh

>> No.16974216

>>16974199
>handyman for a day job/
You got a fucking problem with handymen?

>> No.16974219

>>16973607
I agree with all 4 of those. Although, desu I kinda hope SAVA gets held down for another 2 weeks or so, I have a big influx of capital coming and I wanna hop in before the next ride.

>> No.16974222

>>16974090
im not doing the same thing. it's different every time. I had 3 chances to get out of that trade like way ahead and just got greedy. I mean to skim like a few hundred scalping is really fucking easy, but I'm trying to win the proverbial lottery and end up using like 20+ million of capital to leverage my positions then just get bogged. The truth is trading is fucking easy, it's just goals and limits.... Some would call me too ambitious.

>> No.16974224

>>16974199
I make enough from my investments where I don't have to work.. but I get bored and I like to go outside and work with my hands and meet people... not everyone wants to waste away inside anon

>> No.16974239

>>16974182
Back in dec ontx actually spiked up to .7 for seemingly no reason. There is a chance a fake rumor went around that the whales heard and tried buying in, but realized it was fake and took it back. Ontx is worth more that is for sure.

>> No.16974253

>>16974211
Will you rebrand from savanon at that point and become someone else? If there is a reason to party, I want to buy the first round to thank you for showing me the light.

>> No.16974255

>>16974216
one fucked his wife while he was at work

>> No.16974258

>>16974222
You usually lucky with volatility and entry timing, it doesn't mean your correct about the stock itself or the direction. If it's going to go down to $20, where are your long term puts?

>> No.16974261
File: 97 KB, 750x906, 1574626575977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974261

>>16973607
I have 130$ to blow from selling some old Gameboy color games I found in my basement. Which of these memes is the memeiest meme?

>> No.16974277

>>16974219
Hopefully that will be the case. One risk is the announcement of the full enrollment of their phase2, and more insider buys at most. Other news are due in more than a month or two at least.

>> No.16974278

>>16974261
I only see options in your case.

>> No.16974280

>>16974258
You usually get lucky*

>> No.16974283

>>16974261
snss
also cheap

>> No.16974298

>>16974261
Options are good in your case

>> No.16974305

>>16974283
This. With 130 bucks you can get 250 shares easy.

>> No.16974308

>>16974216
blo me u basic bitch >:-D

>>16974255
>he has a wife

>>16974214
stfu the fuck up chica

>> No.16974332
File: 12 KB, 329x329, 1560616383745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974332

>>16974308
Would you pls leave my thread, Sir?

>> No.16974346
File: 103 KB, 1357x960, 1578581142873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974346

>>16974332
No

>> No.16974355

>>16974261
damn I got a copy of the blue&red pokemon, that shit isn't even color that's just old school.

>> No.16974358

>>16974222
>he truth is trading is fucking easy, it's just goals and limits....
this is true. Just about everyday this week I made $100 using only around $800-$1000 for each trade.. could've made more.. but my goal was $100 and i've had it happen plenty of times where i'm up big past my goal and then get greedy then end up making a few bucks or even losing some due to lack of discipline

>> No.16974367
File: 128 KB, 658x411, 1234078906569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974367

Hello anons,

I want to get into mutual funds.. what's the best broker for a poorfag that makes ~2kUSD a month

I heard ameritrade and etrade.

>> No.16974375

>>16974308
Bitch, I'll lock you in a room and not let you out until you've painted it and installed a new tile floor. We'll see who the basic bitch is when you're still trapped in there three weeks later.

>> No.16974380
File: 93 KB, 463x321, 92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974380

>>16974375

>> No.16974419

>>16974358
yep... it's like fuck it my robinhood account is now literally only profits. so if I blow it up in a bad trade well im still ahead... I'm like going to be 32 and i got a long hard year ahead of me, but hell if corona can't kill me what will? I'm all propped up on cocaine the girls sleeping and the best is game of thrones is over and the liquour store had all these specials on johnnie walker game of thrones editions, so i get tons of blended scotch at a like 50% discount.

>> No.16974429
File: 318 KB, 252x252, WateryJauntyHagfish-size_restricted.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974429

>>16974380
I have more money than you*

>> No.16974439

>>16974419
sounds like you have a good weekend ahead of you.. i'm about to go to dinner with my ex then probably wine tasting :/

>> No.16974440

>16974429
jesus fucking christ

>> No.16974448

>>16974253
Well, i don't know about becoming a millionaire from sava alone. The problem is that in their paper they didn't show where this modified form of filamin a comes from. They only hypothesize that amyoid beta causes this wrong conformation, whereas i think it is already there because of a virus or a bacterium. This question is a huge issue in deciding whether to go all the way or not. Also, fda probably won't accept an alzheimer's treatment of only 1 month, and what happens on the long term is still a question for me. For example, how will the inhibited filamin a clear from inside the cell? Or is the conformation just modified back to normal? Sava has a bumpy road ahead for the phase3, i think regardless of funding. This doesn't change the fact that the phase2 will be a huge success though. But note that the literature of alzheiemer's is a bit of a mess, and i may just be wrong.
On the other hand the science behind galt is pretty clear luckily.

>> No.16974449
File: 133 KB, 956x1276, photo_2020-01-15_15-21-50.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974449

>>16974419

BITCH
I LOVE YOU

>> No.16974452

>>16974380
Joe Kennedy is trying to take Murky's seat in the senate. Well Joe Kennedy the 3rd.

>> No.16974464

>>16974380
https://www.masslive.com/boston/2020/01/springfield-city-councilors-to-endorse-rep-joe-kennedy-in-mass-senate-race.html
Sorry I just know New England politics.

>> No.16974478

>>16974380
>>16974375
i don't get what the hate is on some tradesman.. some of them make bank.. I have a $40 minimum so even if i just go spend 20minutes hanging up a shelf I get $40 atleast. I remember when I first started I made like $160 in about an hour... the other day I clean out a couple rain gutters that weren't even bad at all like barely anything up there. Made $100 in an hour and a half.. and it was a beautiful day..

Fucking hell.. met a fucking real estate developer doing this work and now he is mentoring me on doing real estate development.. he didn't know I had more going for me than just being a handyman.. he always tells me i'm full of suprises.. I never tell people I have other sources of income.. i don't want them to try and sue me

>> No.16974552

>>16974283
SNSS it is.

>>16974305
What's your story anon? I'm new to /smg/ (new years resolution) and I've seen you shill this stock in every thread I've been to so far. Normally I'd assume you're a desparate bagholder but it guess that's not how it works with stocks, probably.

>> No.16974561

>>16974478
you live in Ohio?

>> No.16974614

>>16974478
>"i don't get what the hate is on some tradesman..." [novel truncated]
>one stooped to trashtalking a marriage
>the other threatened false imprisonment
Most tradesmen are wholesome characters whom I respect. Some are jackasses who casually dish garbage, and fall apart when they get a little in return.

>>16974429
>I have more money than you*
ok anon

>> No.16974621 [DELETED] 

What is everyone's hedge/short position in for monday's meltdown

puts
5% MCHI china etf
5% Thai ETF
0.5% LUV puts

shorts
20% short Thai ETF

>> No.16974629

>>16974478
Those anti-tradesmen and anti-DIY comments are usually made by insecure men who cannot fix anything themselves so they act like they're above it and claim it's so archaic. A subset of them are people who never had to deal with a problem so they don't realize how much money you can save if you don't have to pay a plumber $200 for a 30 minute job or whatever. Some of them say 'well I could use that time to get paid at my job', but unless you make over $200,000 a year, it's usually faster and more cost effective to do at least some of your own work.

I don't really respect people who cannot do basic tasks like changing a tire or painting a room, it shows they either can't understand the world around them or they refuse to. It's like talking about what stocks someone should buy when you never owned any.

>> No.16974634

>>16974355
I kept the red Glurak Pokémon game plus the game boy color Pikachu Edition where the cheek indicates the battery life (yellow/red is a nice color scheme). Sold the rest, could have probably gotten a better price if I sold them individually. I like to pretend that they bought them for their kid, had a lot of fun playing the Advance and SP ones, my brother and I always had matching ones.

>> No.16974637

>>16974478
You know what... I don't have a problem with tradesmen at all. However I am almost done with my new bathroom, and these fucking assholes suck moose balls. Literally the head hancho collapses in a home depot with a collapsed lung and severe pnemonia, needs a fucking 911 ride the ambulence to spend 2 weeks in a fucking bed while they drain fluid from his lungs. The brain dead fucker working under him shows up when he wants, even if he's not supposed to work. Talks to him self all the fucking time. I get home fucking my kitchen sink is running with a 5 gallon bucket under it.... like i'd crucify this mother fucker with his own air compressor and nail gun.

>> No.16974649

>>16974621
or better yet, can anyone give me advice on if these are retarded and for what reason?

THD lacks liquidity, MHCI has some good liquidity. Feel like I probably picked substandard targets.

>> No.16974653

>>16974637
How much did your new bathroom cost you? I saved a ton of money when I went to do my own and I didn't have to deal with contractors possibly ripping me off.

>> No.16974656

>>16974621
Not for monday, but shorting Tesla when it gets to around 800

>> No.16974657
File: 128 KB, 275x230, 1412398988785.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974657

>>16974629
>People who don't respect tradesmen are... (extended impotent raging for lack of a therapist)
>Meanwhile, I don't respect people who don't do exactly what I do
Stones and glass houses, anon.

>> No.16974667

>>16974634
yeah damn i was like if 4th or 5th grade, and i got these 2 girls to reset their games and give me all the starters, and then let them give them all the starters. one of them probably loved me, then i just kinda went for the other one.... the one that loved me is now like married with a bunch of kids, the other went into porn. I was the pimp with a full pokedex though

>> No.16974677

>>16974449
Do these have some kind of disgusting flavor or did they just slap on the game of thrones logo? I tried Vodka Nutella a couple of weeks ago and I'm fucking done with flavors.

>> No.16974688

I'll be competing in the pro play tour this weekend, wish me luck. When it's over I'll have a $10,000 cash prize and I'll want ideas for new buys.

>> No.16974705

Ok. We were talk about GREK last thread because greece got upgraded. What strike and what dates should I buy for calls?

>> No.16974709

>>16974653
we're getting there it's going to be about 27k, the tile demolition this asshole laid tile ontop of tile, so we pulled it all out to the ply wood and lift it up and you see my basement indoor swimming pool, we redid the plumming behind the vanity "there was a broken pipe constantly leaking into the pool" went from a double vanity with two sinks down to 1 used the gray water pipe from the other to move the toilet so i got a urinal and a toilet, by urinal it's just a closet, you'd have to be cocked to piss in a closet, but new shower, tub and tile. it's almost fucking done.

>> No.16974712

>>16974629
>Some of them say 'well I could use that time to get paid at my job'

I took my car in for an oil change for the first time when I started my post-college career with that logic.

>Hi mechanic, my car needs an oil change
>OK, that'll be $60 and your car will be ready in 2 fucking hours and we're in an industrial district so there is nothing interesting for you to do besides watch daytime TV in our waiting room

Now, I watch Youtube videos for car and home repairs and call a professional only if it looks really scary.

>> No.16974721

>>16974657
>Stones and glass houses, anon.
That isn't hypocritical of me or contradictory. If you're some useless teenager that cannot even assemble IKEA furniture, why would I take you seriously? You're basically a child with the ability to vote and make dumb shitposts. You are still depending on other people to do basic tasks for you.

I'm not insecure about being able to fix thing or your lack of ability. I don't out of the blue make comments about useless people, I'm just explaining how your mind works.

>> No.16974725

>>16973883
If you want to set up a space colony doing it in Mars is much more realistic. The moon has almost no atmosphere and has extreme temperatures. The only benefit of the moon is that it's really close so it's cheaper to go there and you can send resources back and forth easier.

>> No.16974729

bought a bunch of banks and IP today on the dip.

now i'm almost equal in financials and REITS. still waiting for SO, D, and DUK to drop. fucking SO is insanely overpriced.

>> No.16974738

>>16974667
Do you ever fap to her videos? I can't decide if I'd be turned on or off by porn of a girl I knew from school.

>> No.16974762
File: 373 KB, 1920x1080, 2B161F13-4A42-4CFA-9859-88228FB5F547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974762

What’re we reading tonight, Boyos?

I need something to distract me from the asskicking I’m getting from the SPY. And maybe something to help me beat the spy.

Do I just say fuck it and liquidate to buy the SCHX with some EWJ and SPLV?

(Probably just keep some NTDOY though...)

>> No.16974765

>>16974448
>the science behind galt is pretty clear luckily.
So what needs to happen for GALT to get that kick in the butt?

>> No.16974767

>>16974725
The martian atmosphere isn't actually great... It's like 50% it's fucking stupid when you look at the numbers.... but what the moon has in it's atmosphere is helium-3 and this isotope of helium will be our rocket fuel, so our mission in this base is to harvest this to provide fission and fusion with the extra electron to worth with rocks already there.... stop pretending to be a scientist.

>> No.16974770

>>16974721
>That isn't hypocritical of me or contradictory
It is

>>16974721
>If you're some (bunch of shit posting)
Big "if" there.

You get called out for assuming the worst in others then drama queening over it, then act like "oh you just hate honest hardworking tradesfolk".

You're welcome to keep detaching from reality, I hope it makes you feel better.

>> No.16974777
File: 387 KB, 1125x2436, 8393CC84-7B46-42FD-9FFB-9D6206609B16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974777

>19
>college student making <$200 a week
>7k in CC debt
>literally no cash, living off credit

Which options should I pick up. I’m assuming I’ll get my refund in less than 2 weeks. If I had the money I’d sink the $2k in $170-$175 MSFT Jan 31st calls...

>> No.16974779
File: 4 KB, 231x218, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974779

Don't look at futures.

>> No.16974790

>>16974738
Actually it's a funny story.... I was playing league of legends, and during picks some one linked a link to my free cams, and it was her. so i signed up and gave them 50 bucks, i catch her on show the next day, named the account throwaway, got super personal and she got super defensive and blocked me denied lied and then never seen or heard from her since.

>> No.16974793

>>16974777

Pay denbts

>> No.16974798

>>16974779
>>16973567
I love this crying cat

>> No.16974802

>>16974777
none
it's extremely unlikely, statistically speaking, that your returns will exceed the interest rate of your CC debt

>> No.16974803

>>16974767
You're talking about extraction resources compared to setting up a colony. The moon makes more sense when it comes to that. If you're talking about setting up an actual colony that people can live in the moon isn't realistic at all

>> No.16974812

is IPN a buy? will this pull back up after they deal with their shit?

>> No.16974820

>>16974803
listen colonists have to be self sufficient... this is a no brainer.

>> No.16974825
File: 287 KB, 1125x2394, 8793A417-D2D9-46B2-91C3-47B32F45F7A1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974825

>>16974793
No
>>16974802
I know that’s the smart thing to do, but I’m falling for the memes...

>> No.16974827

>>16974358
What do you trade?

>> No.16974828

Is Coronachan bad enough that the average 15-45 year old needs to be hospitalized for it, or is that just to keep it contained so they don’t infect others?

I haven’t actually heard anything about the severity of the symptoms.

>> No.16974832

>>16974709
Big OOF. Just as a comparison, mine was only about $3500 USD for new waterlines, tile floor, shower with tiled wall, vanity, sink, tap, showerhead, toilet, mirror, bathroom fan, laundry cabinet with countertop and a door and window replacement.
>>16974770
Again, it isn't hypocritical and there's a huge difference between suddenly bringing something up and responding to a subject that was brought up. Something about handymen obviously triggered you enough to try to use it as an insult, you can't play victim because I explained the mentality behind your stupid post.
>You get called out
You mean, a single person who is upset decided to make it his hill to die on and try to turn the whole thing into a big deal as he sits their SEETHING and claiming that it's hypothetical to say that useless people are not respectable.

Jesus Christ, you're such a whiny little twerp.

>> No.16974844

>>16974828
Well they closed Dis world and bunch of other places in china so yeah it must be pretty bad. For them to let so much money just go up in smoke says lots.

>> No.16974853

>>16974803
Everybody dies.... We're giving these colonists tools to extract resources and create their own life out there.... It's literally the most noble fucking thing, but I dunno maybe these virgin catholic priests who know everything and fuck kids... most kids get kicked out for drinking and stealing wine, some priests fuck kids.... these colonists are like our test of how can we make this work...

>> No.16974857

>>16974561
california

>>16974614
yeah a lot are actually fuck heads or drug addicts.. thats why a lot of people call me.. they can trust me to get the job done and trust me in their house when they aren't home... my work is all word of mouth so it's always usually pretty chill people.. a lot of people make me dinner or lunch.. sometimes invite me to things like church or charity events or other weird things..

I honestly like it.. i enjoy the work.. any jobs I don't want I just bid really really high.. not like i need the damn job.

>>16974629
i feel you.. i've done work for people that you can tell they know how to do it they just aren't going to cause they are too old or have no time.. then i've done jobs for people that think they know and want to try to tell you how to do a job even though you've done that job like 100 times and they never had.. then there are the people that think they are just too good for it and don't like the price you give em.... then you get the old ladies that are completly helpless cause their husband died and appreciate all the help and make you a sandwich because they like to.. thats why I started actually.. to help older folk that were getting screwed by contractors.. the old folks love me.. sometimes if i'm by a clients house i'll stop by just to say hi.. they love the company.. one of them just died the other day and his girlfriend told me he loved me more than his actual son and would talk about me all the time.. that made me feel good.

>>16974637
>Talks to him self all the fucking time.
I do that a lot lol.. then i'll just whistle it off

>>16974827
This week I mainly traded DAL

>> No.16974860

>>16974844
Hell there's two cases of it here in the U.S. With however many more on the way. Think of all those maybe inflected people who got on the airplanes before they locked it all down.

>> No.16974869

>>16974828

Do you know anyone that has coronavirus? Do you know anyone that knows anyone that has a relative with coronavirus? No? That's because it's all news hype. Outside of the shithole where it broke out, it's killed like 3 people. It's literally the flu but with the mainstream media saying the sky is falling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus

>> No.16974871

>>16974832
so i got fucked? 3 months and these assholes leave my faucet on, and go into my 4 car garage?

>> No.16974879
File: 36 KB, 511x509, 1489288523650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974879

>>16974832
It is hypocritical, and your non sequitur that you're "not insecure" is losing credibility with each additional caps lock. Do you want me to not like trade people, and ooooh you have to look down on me just in case i'm this or that? Get bent and choke on it.

>> No.16974891

>>16974871
>so i got fucked?
I don't know, I would have to see the work, but it isn't a surprising amount. The average mid range bathroom remodel is between 5-25k and the vast majority of that is labor.

>> No.16974894

>>16974857

>>>16974637 (You)
>>Talks to him self all the fucking time.
>I do that a lot lol.. then i'll just whistle it off
this mother fucker is living in my uncles house, bitches about cigarette smoke and the tar on walls, and i dunno what happened to him... he's fucking retarded. I hope he just pays his rent on time. He's got enough breaks.

>> No.16974905

Honestly I'm shocked the "terrorist/ISIS" fucks haven't infected one of there own with some wacked virus and sent the fool on an airplane to some busy terminal hub. By the time the walking dead dude got off the plane, well things be already to late.

>> No.16974906

>>16974891
yeah this was higher end... i think it was fair... it's so close to being done.

>> No.16974908

>>16974709
>we're getting there it's going to be about 27k,
I can remodel a huge master with a heated floor for less than 10k like maybe 5k and it'll probably be way nicer than what you are getting for 27k

It's also a good hobby if you have the time and patience for it... I grew up building and remodeling multi-million dollar homes with my dad.. I remember when he did snoop doggs house with the lakers court (i didn't work on it) I would go there and play basketball in snoops back yard while my pops worked lol.. maybe i'll post some pics here one day of some of the jobs

>> No.16974931

>>16974894
some of those laborers are fucking useless as fuck!!! I have a buddy that always wants side work so once in awhile i'll bring him along for certain jobs.. like demo or rough work.. he's the type of guy that would be painting a hallway and put a paint brush in his back pocket painting the one wall a different color while rolling the other wall.. fucking useless.. one time he rolled up all my plastic with like $20 worth of sandpaper and like $40 worth of tools and threw it out thinking it was just all plastic

>> No.16974937

>>16974879
I'm secure in my own insecurities... I've had an honest heart my whole life, and discovered things with math that are proven true by others before me, but eventually i just go into music and after losing everything to hackers 2 times i just decide it's making others misfortunes their benefit and have come a long way.

>> No.16974946

>>16974879
>It is hypocritical,
Literally no one cares what you believe. You're exactly what I said you were, insecure, otherwise you wouldn't have been triggered by a simple comment saying that I don't respect useless people.
>losing credibility
Okay retard. Maybe you don't realize that this isn't Reddit, but the posts are anonymous here and credibility is irrelevant. In a few hours, I'll forget you exist, but you'll always know deep down inside of yourself that I was completely right about you.
>Do you want me to not like trade people
No one cares who you like either. I hope you don't throw anymore temper tantrums, but that's only because they're annoying and I feel embarrassed for you.

Cringe.

>> No.16974954

>>16974931
yeah he's fucking retarded... you have to know what you're doing... but people put paint brushes in their pockets... this mother fucker left my sink running under a 5 gallon bucket i get home at like 7pm he's probably quit since 4.... and it was hot faucet, so im paying to heat that fucking water.

>> No.16974960
File: 2.08 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_0771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16974960

>>16974677
it's blended whisky.
it's shit.

but it's not pepperoni dogfart flavored or anything.. just shitty blended whisky..

>> No.16974972

>>16974908
fucking do my indoor pool.

>> No.16974987

>>16974960
Are you saying blended whisky is shit in general or just this particular blend?

>> No.16974992

>>16974908
i had the thing drained and redid the pluming and want a waterfall, i got a pump room and sauna room... meh i have to take pictures...

>> No.16975004
File: 28 KB, 540x413, AGenerationalLow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975004

Who bought the bottom?

>> No.16975013

blended whisky can be delightful or shit.... the scotch is the most incestious whisky you can buy.... they have 200 year old barrels of this shit still sitting in oak that wont come out for 500 years.

>> No.16975025

>>16974992
>>16974972
I actually don't touch pools. No need. Don't really do any big jobs myself desu... some guy the other day asked me If i could do a fence.. I said i can.. but i'm not going to because he could get it done quicker and cheaper by going through a fence company.. he said.. anon.. thats why I like calling on you...

>> No.16975034

>>16974869
Here's better links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novel_coronavirus_(2019-nCoV)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9320_Wuhan_coronavirus_outbreak

That's sort of a brainlet take... It's a new flu, and it's been around less than a month. CNBC was telling me "everything's gonna be daijoubou" so I don't think it's going to be nothing.

I don't trust China to contain it, as their system of leadership encourages lying and cover-ups.
a
It could fuck up global supply chains. The narrative has been that the global growth is bottoming and ready to ramp up again. This could disrupt that growth.

>> No.16975035

>>16975004
I didn't buy enough... I didn't have enough...

>> No.16975037

>>16974857
That's real. Although as long as they do a decent job, I'm not gonna care if they are a fuck head or drug addict. I'll just trim the conversation and keep a closer eye on the craftsmanship. I have better things to do than police how someone else lives their life lol.

>>16974946
>Literally no one cares
Yet you can't shut up about it.

>you wouldn't have been triggered
You're the one creating a whole fanfic because you can't deal with people you actually encounter.

>Okay retard
Yeah? Do you often lose arguments to retards?

>> No.16975044

>>16975037
Cringy and pathetic.

>> No.16975049

>>16975025
fine what about the doors to the patio from the pool? can you replace those? nope you're fucking useless, i bet you can't redo the patio either? i guess i'll just over pay and get my place to code and then fuck it... who's going to buy this place 8 car garage, a barn for horses, pastures, fucking tons of land.... indoor swimming pool so secluded you're left alone... nobody wants what i have.

>> No.16975051

>>16975034
And who knows if it'll have any lingering effects or odd side effects. Zika fucked up any developing fetuses who's moms caught it. Herpes and HPV stick around for life and just flare up from time to time. Fucking Chicken Pox just lurks in your body and waits to hit you with shingles!

>> No.16975053
File: 66 KB, 930x720, x6x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975053

>>16974705
lol grek, I sold it for Egpt
but I miss my grek, Ill buy some Grek on monday

>> No.16975066
File: 194 KB, 860x571, ratty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975066

>>16975053
>The US stock market is the only market worth investing in
>*invests in Egypt and Greece*
...

>> No.16975073
File: 118 KB, 640x718, 1578533571554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975073

>>16975044
Raging and phony

>> No.16975082

>>16975049
>fine what about the doors to the patio from the pool? can you replace those? nope you're fucking useless, i bet you can't redo the patio either? i guess i'll just over pay and get my place to code
yes i can do that.. and i can get it up to code.. in california... I'd be a general contractor if i didn't felonies on my record.. my dad wants me to go work for him so bad because not many people can run the whole job like read plans, do the work, able to talk to inspectors and understand what is needed...

>> No.16975106

>>16975082
sorry im in connecticut.... codes are probably easier we don't deal with quakes like you do, but the materials you use are rated for all of that anyway.

>> No.16975108
File: 97 KB, 1200x797, the-difference-between-a-temper-tantrum-and-sensory-meltdown_feature.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975108

>>16975073
>Projecting
>>16975049
>>16975049
Just sell your house and put it into stocks. Large country homes like that are getting harder to sell as the average family size decreases and younger families move to the city.

>> No.16975109

When is Robinhood coming to the UK lads?

>> No.16975121

>>16975108
fuck you, once she gets over this corona we're going to make at least 2 kids a year.

>> No.16975123
File: 34 KB, 780x438, 190327182249-brexit-votes-fail-house-commons-chaos-exlarge-169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975123

>>16975108
>no u

>> No.16975124

>>16975106
yeah california is a bitch with codes and inspections.. but if you've been doing it awhile it all comes pretty natural.. you'll know what will fly and wouldn't fly

>> No.16975129

>>16975109
Stop sending us your rejected princes who've desired jungle fever.

>> No.16975139 [DELETED] 

>>16974033
Better cheat better than the other guys, what are you bringing?

>> No.16975145

>>16975129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM3cE8g5iYg

>> No.16975152

>>16975124
You'll never experience shit like we have where i'm from... we have houses still standing from like 1600's. I know the UK part of the thread will laugh, but fuck you have no clue the english influence on New England... you look at that term all the fucking time, but it literally is NEW England... Keep your self safe lad... I'm your friend even if we've had our disagreements. You know where to find me.

>> No.16975156

>>16975121
>Wants to ride around on $5,000 per year meme horses and have a pool, sauna, and eight car garage he doesn't use.
Ok boomer.

>> No.16975162

That was a hard miss.

>>16974688
What are you bringing?

>> No.16975167

>>16975145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
sorry.... fuck you eat nigger

>> No.16975169

>>16975156
i need 300k passive per year to be comfortable... Im uncomfortable, and I

>> No.16975174

>Quit living a life i don't approve
No (You) for you

>> No.16975203

>>16975169
>Im uncomfortable, and I
Oh no, Baggy the Boomer had a heart attack as he was posting that.

R.I.P 1957-2020.

>> No.16975207
File: 160 KB, 339x375, yioiy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975207

>>16975066
sometimes in this world, the sand shifts, and the older footprints go unfollowed

>> No.16975211

>>16975174
if you want to talk about the UK... I would love to hold discussion and im sure it's close to 3am and you're too fucked at this hour to hold these discussions... take care of your self and everybody you care about. these are real matters that need priority. I hope the best for you and I am so happy your queen kicked the nigger family out.

>> No.16975212

>>16975174
Good thing I live rent free in your head, I don't need a large house like he has.

>> No.16975216
File: 309 KB, 1105x679, Screenshot_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975216

current path of the virus. rip mn and the dakotas

>> No.16975217

You know the markets are reaching the top when anime avatars are buying equity in countries with junk credit rating.

>> No.16975221

>>16975212
we all pay taxes on our houses... fucking bull shit, we do it....

>> No.16975224

>>16975152
>You know where to find me.
ooh.. i still plan on going to visit... i need to see the west coast.. my recent europe trip put a dent in my traveling expenses.. so I may only be able to take maybe 3 trips this year... i'll probably just end up in mexico a lot this year since it's only a couple hours away for cheap hookers, booze and food

>> No.16975232

>>16975217
shit.... what am i to do? there is so much to work with in these markets... im literally responsible for giving like 30 people paychecks and health insurance and how can i find time to make twins with my girl while she's caught corona?

>> No.16975234
File: 887 KB, 1796x1530, 1490215417320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975234

>>16975212
Wasn't talking to or about you.

Have fun trying to forget me as you vainly chase sleep tonight.

>> No.16975254

>>16975234
Just out of curiosity, who were you talking about? You don't seem to be engaging anyone else and you still seem very upset. If I didn't know any better, I would think that you are lying...

>> No.16975256

>>16975224
honestly when i budget a trip... i end up cut cut cut, and spend like nothing... go to a bar and see how many free drinks i get.... but these beer sluts are no good so i have to show up to help and i have... being a beer slut its like good when your broke and without wallet completely fucked... no phone no credit..actually i get kicked out of places for way way less... i can't imagine how litreally retarded people are.

>> No.16975262

>the Wuhan virus is going to destroy the world, kill everyone, and plunge the global economy into a recession

if you actually believe this, you are a fucking idiot

>> No.16975270

>>16975234
are you george lucus? I just want to say.. I never saw the episodes 7 8 or 9

>> No.16975292

John Williams was the composer behind these tracks... Give him respect in this pissing contest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTiRrlgbYIM

>> No.16975310
File: 11 KB, 274x173, checking in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975310

what's for dinner lads? also someone pick a name for me so you can better target me with your scorn

>> No.16975334

>>16975310
We could call you Reddit if you want

>> No.16975340

>>16975310
i'm gunna go get mexican food and margaritas.. flautas to be exact..

>> No.16975341

>>16975310
shrimp

>> No.16975342
File: 128 KB, 250x312, 1507302290526.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975342

>>16975254
Cool story

Either way, your group therapy is over

>> No.16975346

>>16975292
crazy how perfect that is.. still being used to this day... fucking great

>> No.16975349

>>16975310
can we call you the wonderer##089sfnmf08

brb i gotta go see my girl.

>> No.16975352

>>16975310
>also someone pick a name for me so you can better target me with your scorn
Your name shall be Dahvie Vanity

>> No.16975356

Can't wait until Monday

>> No.16975363

>>16975310
GuanoPoster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU0jmDwoIXE

>> No.16975364

wait so everybody actively posting listened to that shit i posted??

>> No.16975377

>>16975363
first english word i heard was take... i can only assume it was made by niggers. i silenced it because fuck you.

>> No.16975383

>>16975342
Maybe you can go back to having those imaginary conversations with people here other than me.

>> No.16975384

>>16973709
Lost. Filtered

>> No.16975393
File: 39 KB, 244x200, 1391538693630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975393

>>16975383
Yeah, I'll be bouncing around in there all night

>> No.16975397

>>16975377
na.. have you not heard of Dominic Fike.. guy is talented as fuck.. gunna blow up here soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWKzRngush4

>> No.16975398

>>16975384
that is complete bullshit.... you didn't even play roulette.

>> No.16975402

>>16975310
thx bros

>> No.16975410

>>16975402
you have to go back

>> No.16975417

guys last year we trolled this girl, but uhh how to i clear my reddit cache... like fuck i got all this shit all fucked up and i need a full delete.

>> No.16975431
File: 105 KB, 800x667, hentai_gian-763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975431

>>16973593

>3 shares of amd
> 0.23 shares of apple
> 0.16 shares of tesla

Lmfao there is literally no point for a poor fag like you to invest your mcbucks into a couple shares of any stock.

>> No.16975436

>>16975431
brap

>> No.16975437

>>16975410
hey you retards picked it :^)

>> No.16975441

SPX down 1% wtf?

>> No.16975444

Any thoughts on SOXL?

>> No.16975445

>>16975393
>11 posts by this ID
>Every single one was directed at me
>N-n-no ur mad and thinkin' 'bout m-me he he
>>16975417
What's a Reddit cache? Just edit your posts and then delete them. There's a script for that.

>> No.16975455

>>16973858
Are you sure it was from Israeli intelligence and not /biz/ >>16963351 ?

In other news, Intel have released great 4th quarter results, doing particularly well in "Datacenter". Imo that means AMD have yet to take market share from Intel in the datacenter, which is reasonable given that AMD only released their latest Intel killing chips a few months ago and its much harder for a business to switch CPU manufacturer than a home user.

>> No.16975457

i got a celestial news report.... fuck fuck and not me tonight, but watch it and if it has already happend... this is true first contact. Just emprace trump, and make sure he gives us a full response or at least kills off only non white babies and all asians carrying disease... carrying aids is ok in california... you can have aids and pass it on it's not a crime in california... most states say that's illegal,,, supreme court has to hear the case, but our head justice is too busy with the

shumer schiff sham show.

>> No.16975458

>>16975444
I think today was an excellent day to take profits.

>> No.16975463
File: 2.01 MB, 1242x2134, 1579902259227.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975463

BREAKING

>> No.16975464

>>16975437
wait... I'm retarded...

>> No.16975466

>>16975436
You mean
BV-BVORGGHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.16975472

>>16975458
What's your position on it?

>> No.16975474

>>16975463
nooo... do you understand dialect.... fuck you im checking on my nip gf....

>> No.16975481
File: 45 KB, 900x506, 106346406-1579618406686gettyimages-1195128176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975481

imagine le smelle

>> No.16975498
File: 10 KB, 137x134, 1489488898439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975498

>>16975445
>thinks it was all about him
fan
fic

>> No.16975499

>>16975474
>7
omg shees not a nip she's not a chink shees a gooooook!

>> No.16975504
File: 1.97 MB, 258x258, 1493648648402.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975504

Gunna go eat some Flautas and drink margaritas.. y'all have a goodnight

>> No.16975519

don't tell her i refer to her as a gook all the time... damn if you spend any time near the vfw posts they're basically bars and fucking great meeting grounds.. they are private clubs and they're welcoming meeting establishments and great watering holes. great things happen, you meet people in my hood we got mostly traffic workers and guys that need jobs... lots of them are dumb but give them a chance they're powerful when they want to be.

>> No.16975520

>>16975498
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=medication+for+schizophrenia

>> No.16975521

>>16975349
tell her i said hi

>> No.16975531

>>16975504
good shit... im going to have bone broth ready for my girl when she wakes up... if she ever wakes up... im going to prove to the world this illness wont kill me. screen cap this in two weeks when im in bed... HAHAHA that's like not going to happen in two weeks i'm going to be asking why you were all so poor.

>> No.16975534

>>16975402
Cringe but based, now shill me on your next 5 bagger

>> No.16975536

>>16975520
Go get some

>> No.16975557

>>16975534
wait till march and buy NAK

>> No.16975562

>>16975534
I did almost get a 2,5 bagger in a single day... I still believe in NAK... im waiting on this claim that's a claimless claim.

>> No.16975564

>>16975531
I'll have my bone broth ready for your girl as well, if you know what I mean.
>>16975536
>I know you are but what am I
At least try to be clever.

>> No.16975568

Are there any famous stock investing forums? I like /smug/ but everything else on /biz/ seems to be crypto

>> No.16975571
File: 137 KB, 1125x559, B9AF7B2B-D64A-4956-82D9-DE01A70DF4DC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975571

>>16975472
Not ideal, but it was profitable.

>> No.16975577

>>16975564
if only!

>> No.16975588

>>16975577
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+deal+with+being+mentally+retarded+and+unfunny

>> No.16975589

>>16975564
shit..,,, she loves me... when im so fucked up i cant fuck anymore she always puts me to bed and gives me something so now I can take care of her is so different.

>> No.16975599

>>16975588
Hope that helps you.

fyi I'm going to bed so I won't see your next google search. Night night and sweet dreams (you'll probably see me soon!)

>> No.16975610
File: 37 KB, 591x633, -___-40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975610

>>16975463
Pidgin creole whatever the fuck is not a language. This is disgusting.

>> No.16975617
File: 399 KB, 686x526, 1579927249789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975617

Are there really still less than 1000 known infected...

>> No.16975626

>>16975599
Keep me updated. Next time you come into one of these threads, make sure you tell us that you're "that spergy faggot" so we can filter you from the start.

>> No.16975649

>>16975571
Thanks.

>> No.16975719

>>16975626
i did my whole pile of cocaine and you're missing this shit

>> No.16975752

fuck she's not breathing.. I guess 911.

>> No.16975764

>>16975752
what...

>> No.16975787

>>16975207
>GREK
Yeah, but do the gods come down from olympus and uplift the benighted Argives, and pump my bags?

>> No.16975792
File: 527 KB, 588x679, 1579929845833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975792

Th-this isn't real is it?

>> No.16975798
File: 88 KB, 960x2056, 1579856429287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16975798

>>16975792

>> No.16975804

>>16973515
Anyone bother asking which chink companies are sunk by the city lockdowns? and which western companies are going to be raped by it? and which stocks to short the ever loving shit out of?

>> No.16975820

>>16975310
I went to cracker barrel with my dad. It was pretty ok.

>> No.16975826

i should've bought some shorts or puts. By monday the number of reported cases is going to be insane if we're at 1.3k today. This is assuming that 1.3k is the real number not a bullshit number the CCP is giving. I don't forsee the market being green on monday.

>> No.16975847

>>16975804
>Anyone bother asking which chink companies are sunk by the city lockdowns?
All if we're talking about the stocks
>and which western companies are going to be raped by it?
No idea yet. Depends on the virus.
>and which stocks to short the ever loving shit out of?
Buy Yangs Bear, short anything that is slightly Chinese. Bonus points for airlines, railways, etc.
Youre too late for the monday sell off on APT and Lake though.

>> No.16975858

>>16975826
Its also Chinese NY
And the Chinese do not give a flying fuck about their life or others. They will travel to their families and other countries, even if that means dying or endangering others.

>> No.16975865

>>16975847
Shit... should I have sold my VXX calls today?

I'm feeling real good about my CCL short, but I should probably set a stop loss or something. Also... YANG can't keep going up, can it?! Damn I should've bought that right out of the gate.

>> No.16975909

>>16975865
Why? VXX looks good for monday to exploit the scare. Maybe mid week reason sets in... or we have to realise there actually IS a problem brewing.

Yang will keep going up as long as the Chinese stocks keep dropping. Which will definitely happen next week.

>> No.16975910

China, India, Middle East and Africa are going to be completely wiped off Earth. China lied about everything, refused to get any help, until it’s too late to stop it in time. This is a next level plague that’s only begun. Things are about to get really bad.

>> No.16975949

>>16975910
Hakuna matata

>> No.16975957

Plagues 1720, 1820, 1920 ..... NOW 2020.

It’s right there in the number and historically history repeats itself. This is only the beginning of the pandemic. The market is going to be a blood bath. It wasn’t a recession you all were anticipating, it was a plague that’s going to crash us. Our economy is too strong the world created its a new correction right on its timely cycle right when we were peaking All Time Highs

>> No.16975966

Just a warning, literally everything I touch goes tits up and shits the bed within 1 week.
I converted all of my cash and precious metal savings into index funds, so that pretty much guarantees that this virus will wipe out 30% of Earth's population and set back the world economy by at least 200 year like the bubonic plague did.

>> No.16975980

>>16975966
>going all in
>before buffet's death
no no no... you need to set aside cash to buy berkshire... always have a berkshire sidepot!

>> No.16975984

>>16975966
I bought some BA puts at 2pm ET on friday. 20 minutes later they had their fucking test flight I forgot and the stock went up by 10$.
Will probably still make them profitable in one week since BA is just that shit and has earnings, but holy fuck was that dumb.

>> No.16976036

>>16975909
It just doesn't usually sustain a rally, and people don't seem too concerned. Even Trump is making it sound under control and tweeting his praise of xi

>> No.16976091

>chinese people are posting on social media about how they have symptoms of the virus but still manage to flee wuhan to other places including other countries

This is it right?

>> No.16976115

>>16975792
forget about freeman

>> No.16976116
File: 130 KB, 715x474, 1579933483184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976116

>tfw overregulation is going to keep me from ever going to Wuhan and sampling their bat soup

>> No.16976130

>>16976091
the beginning of the racewar?
when foreign immigrants pose real risk of carrying infection?
yes, this is it.

>> No.16976163
File: 413 KB, 533x508, 1571671557474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976163

>>16976130
>he still thinks a "happening" can happen

>> No.16976214
File: 2.64 MB, 3603x2671, 1579927749659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976214

Ohhhhh boy I was feeling a little smug about those tiny shorts/vxx I put on... but I forgot about all my longs... sheeeeeeeit

Dark pools were buying, but I expect that I'm fucked. Rotation out of healthcare and pharma looks bad.

Should I stop trying and buy the S&P (probably through SCHX)?

>> No.16976337

>>16975957
Nonsense. This won't be any worse than SARS.

>> No.16976348

>>16973930
Wrote a handful of calls for that baby. 100% not gonna surpass $5 even after the PDUFA. The approval is basically priced in at this point thanks to the 14-1 adcom. Surprised to see someone else taking notice of it though.

>> No.16976352

INO
INO
INO

>> No.16976368
File: 84 KB, 686x526, 1579936441261.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976368

>They're not even going to pay attention to my dot plot...

>> No.16976378
File: 59 KB, 1200x675, DaTRF92UQAAtV7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976378

>>16976368
they will

>> No.16976401
File: 680 KB, 1316x741, 1579936762091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976401

>>16976378
They're going to ask so many questions about how a possible pandemic will effect rates

>> No.16976425

>>16976401
*grshz* they sold?
*grshz* yes, the fear the corona
*grshz*....pomp it

>> No.16976479
File: 8 KB, 225x225, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976479

I own no stocks at the moment. I closed everything before everything shit the bed yesterday.
I'll buy after everything is done dumping, which will be in 2 weeks. On November 9th, when bernie wins, I'll do it all over again only this time put my money in pharma.

All. In.

18 months from now I'll have a house, 2 cars.... No debt.

>> No.16976491

fuck the only thing I still can't understand
why would anyone eat bat
it looks so gross
all they have to eat is hairy skin and tendons

>> No.16976510

>>16976479
>when Bernie wins
Bernie isn't even going to win the primaries.

>> No.16976526

>>16976510
He'll win. He's a jew and a commie. Excited to see my returns on my pharma buys. Might buy a maserati.

>> No.16976529

>>16976491
The bat wasn't even cooked right? Like holy moley.

>> No.16976533
File: 1.97 MB, 2048x1342, 1579936323212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976533

>>16976491
You have to taste it to understand

>>16976479
eh... more likely he wins the primary and loses the election. I'd buy after the primary.

Except that I already bought today. Balls deep in Merck and Bristol-Myers Squibb, with some AZN, GSK, LLY, and Regeneron on the side. And a few CVS's

>> No.16976590
File: 94 KB, 686x526, StDBz0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
16976590

>>16976526
Those are reasons why he wouldn't win. US voters don't like jews and commies

>> No.16976604

Entire portfolio is in boeing and their earnings on Wednesday. How fucked am I

>> No.16976617

>>16976604
just sell Boeing dude
why would you have Boeing at a time like this
I don't even think that their earnings are gonna matter too much, either way. People know what they are now.

>> No.16976661

>>16976604
Nothing wrong with knife catching Boeing perse, but doing so right before earnings after a quarter they almost certainly got hosed during is a little nutty.

>> No.16976691

New new new

>>16976683

>>16976683

>>16976683

>>16976683