/biz/ - Business & Finance

ITS ALL RED
JESUS CHRIST

First for OPK

Anybody got any updates on the corona virus? Mitch said the senate was going to be briefed on it this morning during the Schumer Schiff Sham Show.

EVERYBODY TOLD STONKS ONLY GO UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT YOU FUCKIN LIED TO ME REEEEEEEEE

First for not panicking and buying dips instead.

I'm gonna pull the trigger /biz/, I can't take this anymore, I remortgaged my house and sold my kids to invest in SPCE, I lost everything

Lakeland go up more u son of a bitch apt up 25% lake up 9%

It's ok frens just a little hiccup because China is hiding how severe Corona virus is and everyone is terrified.

>>16969854
Freefall seems to be taking a little breaky across the board.

>>16969848
Amazing alliteration asshole

>>16969848
I've been hearing for the past week that it only killed 5 people, so it doesn't matter
The senate probably skipped the briefing to talk about more important things

>Y-YEAH I-IM THINKING W-WERE BACK B-BOYS! BULLRUN RECOMMENCED.

I tried to warn you, didn't I? But you bulls never listen, and now you'll pay the price.

>>16969863
Posting your total without what you are holding is fucking worthless and you do it in every thread. No one gives a fuck about your poverty account.

Lost 25k in calls today. I'm fucking ruined.

What are y’all thoughts on PLUG? I just bought $2k of $3.5 calls that expire mar 21st for $.70

>>16969892
>Y-YEAH I-IM THIKING ITS B-BOBO HUNTING SZN B-BOYS!

>>16969893
I have like 30 different holdings across three accounts... robinhood summary is good enough. I don’t need to know his whole port.

Though if it’s counting cash as part of the port, then it’s really downplaying the losses right?

>>16969905

WHY IS THERE NO GOOD FINVIZ EQUIVALENTFOR EURO STOCKS??? TRADING VIEWS SCREENER SUCKS ASS AAAAAAAAA

Sold all of my ONTX, tired of the waiting

Sold half my GALT tired of the waiting

Me only meme stock is SNSS and I'm all in

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4318321-alpha-pro-tech-antifragile-stock-gains-from-disorder?v=1579878873&comments=show

>>16969892
How are you still alive after the trashing you took last year?

Also, fuck bears and this mass hysteria corona virus event.

THREAD THEME:

https://youtu.be/hdss-U0H7fA

>>16969935
He is eternal.

>>16969935
>mass hysteria
this is probably the big pandemic of our lifetime

>>16969949
Yes, because we won’t live to see the next one

>>16969929
Meme biotech people are like the guys who argue that the end of days is coming. It is always going to happen soon, the thing will be great and glorious, they will profit from believing in it and they have been saying it will happen next week for at least a year

>>16969955
See

It's not 100% kill rate things that are scary

It's the 2% ones.

This one is a goldilocks coronavirus to hit the 60,000,000 dead mark if not contained

Right now the uncontained scenario is tens of millions dead this year

Big KEK at:
Boeing slipping more big concerns out under the radar

CNBC guest saying this is the time to add to emerging markets, “especially China”

>>16969935
>How are you still alive after the trashing you took last year?
just last year?? Bears have been getting fucked for awhile

>>16969905
Sammy Davis Jr. III?

>>16969955
10 Day incubation time we dont know when it spreads before symptoms show or after. Probably before since the health minister of china guy got it. Buy lake calls apt calls get rich imagine selling before the crisis is over

Time for the lunch time check in. I ate left over pizza from yesterdays lunch. Hows everybody doing? I'm up $700 so far.

>>16969716
(1-x)(1+x) = 1-x^2
Lose x%, win x% => you have less now, namely x^2
Add some leverage n
then (1-nx)(1+nx) = 1-n^2*x^2 => we lose n^2*x^2
For (no leverage <=> n=1) it's the fomula above.
You have the same problem for all n.

>>16969968
>no happening
>stock soars
I'm happy

>happening
>stock crashes
I'm extremely happy

>>16969962
What are you going on about lad?

>>16969947
No, one day I will kill him. Bears will be eradicated and the world will turn into bull pasture.
>>16969949
Are you a newfag in life? Did you forget about Swine Flu, SARS, Ebola, hundreds of other outbreaks that kill 0.00001% of the world population? It's a nothingburger, but stupid people will react to it anyway and bring the market down.

>>16969969
this is definitely the time for Boeing to air out their dirty laundry
it's a great way to distract from their failures

>>16969990
im about to go to the grocery store to buy some 'ronas and stock up on food before the shelves are empty

wtf is going on today?

Very very erratic charts

>>16970000
I'm happy too
:D

Nobody in this thread is even profitable.

>>16970001
APT and LAKE gang check in. Please see chart they both like quadrupled during all of those out breaks. Scared money dont make money

>>16970000
nice digits

yeah but containment won't be known for weeks or months.

>>16969990
Think I'm going to go get a chorizo breakfast burrito.portfolio looks like shit today

>>16970011
Yeah it's like a fucking lie detector chart

bruh these robinhood graphs, wtf are these jagged ups and downs? I have NEVER seen anything move like that before

Daily update:
https://youtu.be/56VAycdLYcw

>>16970027
ahem

>>16969999
Im just frustrated to see people invest in penny stocks of companies and lose 5% on stuff like SNSS or ONTX in one day. Or more.

What the fuck was this EKG looking thing?

>>16969999
Wasted digimons

>>16970008
True, fuck them though.
>>16970016
RUDE

Did everyone see this coming and sidestep the bird strike selloff?
Are all of you bears?
What the hell!

I should’ve bought more Barrick Gold when I had the chance... also GLDM

>>16969990
I'm going to fast today, and all next week, can't afford food anymore :(

>>16969979

>>16969990
ES short, two profit targets and now only three contracts left. Currently hunting for a retracement in oil, but this shit is dying hard so might not even get an entry that will stick. Also ate some pork with an ice cold beer that filled me up nicely

>>16970046
that was the last heartbeat of this bull market before it flatlined

How the fuck is AMRN still above $20?

>>16969893
Sorry anon, taking a screenshot of both my holdings and overall performance is annoying/impossible. But my portfolio is overweight in dudeweed, SNSS, WKHS, and AMD.

>>16970046
Another example.

>>16970061
how do these people die before they take the belt off the arm? Does it really kill you that fast?

>>16970067
>>16970046
Seems like a Robinhood glitch.

>>16970065
How the fuck is LCI dumping again?

>>16970066
>belly
>witch hat with a cute bow on it
>hint of underboob
>cape
>choker
>ladle

my god, it's perfect
it's the mona lisa of the 2020's

>>16970034
Oh yea, lockpicks came in last night. Super weird to actually learn the skill and feeling all the pins, took me about 2 hours of autistic fiddling to learn how to open simple tumblers and the practice locks it came with. Very cool and very fun though, 8/10 recommend. Pic related is the kit I got, there‘s an extra compartment full of picks designed to open cars and drawers too.

Also reminder to write covered calls

>>16970074
I always wondered that too.. the few times I fell out on heroin I was able to take the belt off and start cleaning the needle atleast...

This virus and Iran black swan events are just to make Q1 2020 entertaining for the simulation viewers guys. Relax. It would have been too easy of money otherwise. I was 30% calls a week ago.

>>16970079
Cause it's a scam

>>16970087
hell yeah man thats cool.. i was actually watching videos on that last night.

Did you get a rake with it? How much was that kit?

Reminder.. LCI is going to be entering cocaine market legally

LCI to $60

>>16970105
Yea there's 5 rake picks in the other compartment - no bogotas or city rakes, but i was more interested in single pin picking anyways. I just got this one on amazon, was like $25. There's quite a few kits available for all sorts of different things.

WHERR IS MY OVERSOLD BOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEE?!?!?!?!???!!?????

>>16969826
What the fuck is happening today? Is this Coronachan's doing?

>>16969826
APT IS GOING ABSOLUTELY SICKO MODE

OH FUCK THATS WHATS HAPPENING

BLACK SWAN POSSIBILITY MEANS TRUMP COULD LOSE

I GOTTA SELL MY PHARMAS BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS CONRADE BERNIE HAS A SHOT?!?!????

>>16970134
USA 2nd case

market was operating on it won't effect USA at all 0% chance

>>16970126
did you get a clear lock to practice with? I do handyman work here and there and i'm sure that knowledge and kit would come in handy

>>16970128
It was during lunch hour between noon and 1. The selling is going to continue for the rest of the day now.

>>16970111
>to $60
yes, but not for at least a few months.
think about your opportunity costs just parking all your money there.

>>16970150
>think about your opportunity costs just parking all your money there.
Do you know what covered calls are? Serious question.

NOOOOO SELL YOUR MCD!!!!

Disneyland in Shanghai, McDonald's in Wuhan to Shut Temporarily Amid Virus Outbreak

>>16970145
The next few weeks are going to be fucking bananas. I've got some APT calls ready to go. Buying airline puts as we speak.

Well, SNSS just got SSR for Monday.

OY VEY! NANA GONNA FREAK

>>16970146
>I do handyman work here
Buy LCI everyone!

>>16970146
yea it came with 3 clear locks - but i think it's better to learn just by feeling the pins move so i try not to look through the lock.

>>16970181

>>16970163
no, serious answer

>>16970184
have you picked your front door yet for fun?

>>16970141
china virus is good for trump
if the market dumps he can blame externalities
no matter what he does this is an easy opportunity to show leadership. disasters are good to rally his supporters and bring people together. his re-election chance is like 99% if he doesn't fumble this

>>16970206
nah, I'm gonna do that here in like 30 min when lunch is done lol.

>>16970197
I've been making an income on LCI holdings by selling calls... So i don't just have my shares sitting there wasting away.. i'm utilizing them by collecting premiums on calls.......

LCI to $60

>>16970163
>Do you know what covered calls are?
Yeeeaaah they're great for limiting your upside

Much like shorting amrn

>>16970223
for sure, i'm obviously new and basically all i know is buy low sell hi.
i'll read about covered calls and premiums, thanks.

I'm going to del taco (TACO) for breakfast.. what should I get?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=qC1veCZXzx8&

Andrew Yang promises a free Tesla for every single American over the age of 16 which is to be included in his UBI plan.

>>16970221
I wanna know how it goes

>>16970233
it's something to forsure look into if you're looking for extra income. I usually sell covered calls on my long term holds that I see going much higher and don't mind holding through dips

Is the market having a heart attack?

>>16970163
I still don't approve of LCI personally, but I am glad you write covered calls. Always write calls anons, they're good for you!

>>16970235
Get hit by a bus faggot

>>16970260
The market... it... it's dying.

Just bought APT at 6.70, expect it to fall now. I just saved the entire market.

Should I just become a short on any stock that isn't a huge grower like Microsoft or apple? Everything else seems to crab. Longing is literally staring at a yo yo.

>>16970235
The only taco you'll ever get

>>16970262
>I still don't approve of LCI personally,
You should do some research.. it's way undervalued especially with all their new drugs coming on the line.

>>16970207
he's gonna get blamed for not responding

>>16970273
Imagine selling during a crisis hold it the duration. It took a month for it to quadruple last crisises prepare for some volatility. but scared money dont make money

GUYS GUYS GUYS IM UP A YANG TODAY!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

this is fucking bullshit. i paid a wagies yearly income in taxes, set my witholding at 0 last January, and the taxjew is telling me I owe more money. this is the only time i dislike dividends is paying taxes on them.

Can't wait until I'm only pay 15% on dividends collected after $40K and 0% on anything below that. fuck your SSI, fuck your roads, fuck your schools.

>>16969854

>>16970262
med fag and LCI believer
only FDA-approved cocained-based nasal spray approved for general local anasthesia for all surgery and procedures in and around the nose.
everything from intubation/NG tubes to major facial reconstruction. Cocaine-based products are the most popular (cuz they most effective) local anasthesia, but it's relied on injection for administering it so if you're getting intubated, too bad so sad you're gonna feel this fucker smash down your trachea. with Numbrino, just a little spray and you'll be chatting with the doc in between getting tubed same as at the dentist.
and it has no competitors.
LCI is one of the surest things i've ever seen.
imagine buying novacaine at $10/share. because that is quite literally what numbrino is, aerosolized novacaine.
no competitors.
going to market.
get comfy anon.

>>16970258
Buy LCI?

whatever bitch, Im getting CVX. this range will last for eternity

>>16970247
Nice bait and switch, your penis is glowing in the dark

>>16970310
>yfw bagsy's tsla puts actually paid off

>the only thing not red is REFR
>down 6.5% today
goddamn it all to hell, i just started investing on monday

>>16970330
yes
see >>16970326

>>16970319
to be fair, that youtuber makes like $25K per month off of youtube and he's made decent money trading over the years. he's annoying as fuck but i'll listen because he's made some good calls in the past and has been shilling tesla hard since Elon violated SEC regulations on twitter

>>16970326
You. I like you.

LCI to $60

>>16970349
hey without you i wouldn't know.
unironically gonna make it on LCI.
even if they get smoked in some big correction or recession that patent and FDA-approval is going fucking nowhere.

>>16970349

>>16970343
Play the support/resistance game. Use a stoploss. Keep you losses small. Let your winners run if it's a swing trade and fundamentals are good.
There's a lot of math to back this up but I'm too lazy and tired right now. Maybe I will make a post about it tomorrow or smth.

>>16970366
imo.. getting LEVO back was good enough for LCI then to top it off they get adderall and cocaine... They're just adding to their list of common drugs.. LCI is way undervalued

LCI to $60

>>16970342
I got money for cocaine and scotch for next week too!

Fuck is going on with AMD, I lost all gains of the last few weeks..

>>16970388
sobriety didn't last long, get that bender going!

>>16970346
Eh, I can believe that he made some good calls but he did it in one of the most speculation-friendly markets ever. I wonder how capable he'll be of changing his strategy. Even if he is, what if his army of zoomer followers will be stuck with this infinite growth mentality?

>>16970402
F E A R

>>16970381
When $60?

>>16970402
>Sold at 52 like a bitch because of this
>Smartest move I made this week
Jesus save me

I am financially ruined..

anyone else FOMO onto facemasks?

I got fucked so hard on SPCE, thinking it couldn't go -10%. Damn it

>>16970449
Figured i'd buy some calls on MMM just incase over the weekend news comes out about facemask

market ath each day and influenca hits causing sell off we'll see coming days directions if quick recover possible. this day likely -1.xx closing

No debt. forward pe of under 20m book value of over 10. Stock only 14.10. Honestly lake has solid safety and all these financials are gonna be going up. Why havent you bought lake yet??????

B-BAKANA!
WE LOCKED THE BEAR AWAY! THE QE WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP HIM THERE FOREVER!

It's ogre

>>16970467
the only question is how much heat to hold through the weekend

exponential growth of virus could cause big gaps
or it will be a nothingburg and we open monday flat

>>16970346
When I began investing (back in 2015) I watched his videos and outside of my first investment into AMD, he shilled WYNN hard and I ended up buying, sold everything two years later for a 192% profit. Considering I didn't know shit about investing and made a 192% solid profit on my second ever investment earned my respect, kek'd.

>>16970481
Indexes coming down to my buy, shiiiiet

>>16970296
I saw that seeking alpha article too, I'll have to take a closer look at the timeframes later. I usually set aside 50 to 100 buckos to gamble every quarter, just to get it out of my system.

Was LCI just a meme? I’m starting to get nervous. I went all in.

>>16970496
I expect the normies to be buying after they read and contemplate for 2 hours

HEY POWELL!!! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!! LOOK AT THE FUCKING MARKET!!! PRINT MORE MONEY!!!!

GALT news.

NASH Congress next month presentation
May 2020 Boston, 2nd NASH conference

>>16970498
LCI has huge potential

LCI to $60

>>16970514
At least GALT was steady today. SAVA...oh my sweet SAVA.

I uhhhh really don’t like this

>>16970514
don't hold your breath about those dates
GALT will be acquired before those presentations even happen

Guys, what the fuck do I do, I thought we were going to have another great week and went all in, I don't have any spare cash, I can't afford rent at this point without withdrawing, my account shows -50%, do I eat the loss or take out a loan??? help me out there

I like how there's so much gloom and doom for a less than 1% drop

>>16970481
>>16970493
i put stop losses on my TQQQ/SOXL.
learned from october '18 the hard way

we correctin' now boys

Yeah, if somebody can just push smallcaps down the stairs another 1% that would be greattt. Only thing standing between me and that sweet 35,000% return is a couple moonboys

>>16970538
it seems like only yesterday that you were asking for cheapies...
and the day before that... and the day before that...

>*CHINA HAS 903 CONFIRMED CORONAVIRUS CASES; 26 DIED:GLOBAL TIMES

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1220782684416487424

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

What’s up with BABA?

Jeeeeeezussssss wat da fugggg

HELICOPTER MONEY
DO IT POWELL

>>16970544
And that's a uh a good thing?

I shorted THD, retarded or good? Thailand ETF

>>16970548
post a screenshot for the gents


>>16970558
the real infection number is at least 20x that

Oil is making me rich

>>16970558
>903
Oh wow its noth...
*MARKETS CONTINUE TO PANIC*

>>16970525
Thank you LCI guy. To $60 it is.

Nooo this can't be happening
this is supposed to be a never ending bull run

OH G_D! MY GOOK GF SAID SHE'S SICK! SHE'S GOT IT! SHE'S FUCKING GOT IT!

>>16970552
I closed my UPRO out this morning and narrowly missed the dive, then went almost all in on NUGT,

>>16970582
903 is bullshit

Extrapolation off international confirmations is the best way to gauge it.

>>16970498
You'll be fine.
There's not much that could go wrong.

bond yields pushing very lows big buying that side of fixed asset market

>>16970557
Y-yeah but my holdings are the only things getting hit hard.

Seriously. MRK is one of my biggest holding and I went deep in calls at what used to be support.

I also had a massive limit buy for VIAC at a past support level and it’s really hurting me. But it’s too damn cheap to sell!

I just don’t knowwww and I hate selling into weaknesssss

>>16970591
F

How funny is it Intel is currently pumping?

reminder we need a pandemia to wipe out the chinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sYSyuuLk5g

reminder the probability a pandemia will happen in the future is close to 100%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9afTl9z5JHQ&feature=emb_title

>>16970604
It's neat when bonds do their job on a day like today. I manage a custodial account for a young relative and have SPAB sitting in it for exactly these kinds of days.

APT volume 90% of float. WHAT DOES IT MEAN SENPAI? Is moon imminent???

>>16970609
Is it saving SOXL or is that one fucked too?

>>16970476
oh but anon, i did.
see >>16970449
whenever i do business i always ask my self in each situation, "what's the based CHAD move?"

>>16970622
>>16970622
yes

if on sidelines Id go lake tho

>>16970591
You fucking double nigger, TSLA did crash at 11:45 by like 1.5%. You're still dreaming but what the fuck was that about?

>>16970609
They just had positive earnings and (((analyst))) upgrades. AMD will see a similar boom at the end of the month.

Doctor passing out (infected while doing surgery) according to some chinks. https://twitter.com/a524952/status/1220779522280185856
Also some reports that the virus gets stuck on your shoes/clothes and spreads as soon as you walk around. This shit might actually be pretty serious

>>16970558
The growth rate is the problem. And this is under reported you don't build hospitals and shut down traffic for 60million people.

>>16970644
It's over.

>>16970646
Extrapolation probably put its at 10k cases or so idk but lots lol.

Is this book any good?

>>16970633
What can I say? The Bogendoffs take and the Bogendoffs take.

What stock completely nosedived today that has had steady growth otherwise? I'm going to buy as much as I can.

>>16970664
buy SSYS and DDD, 1:1, :^)

if you want, actually I'm retarded not advice

>>16970552
>>16970597
This is good reactive investing. I did the same thing and took a bit of a hit on the free fall. It's a drop in the bucket compared to the profits I walked with. I was 25% SPY, 25% QQQ, 25% UPRO, and 25% TQQQ. Sold it all. /smg/ will be nothing but pink Wojaks for the next few days.

Ford is under $9, Ford under $9 poster.

>>16970663
Yeah guess so, well it's still closing above 560.

>>16970544

>>16970644
fake, nothing to do with this virus

OH MY GOD

AAAAHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH

What put to buy for the weekend?

>>16970674
That's fine... I'm all in the VXX calls now. Once I hit 2 yang I'm going to cash out and take a grand out for some cocaine and scotch.

I need something that will 10x by the end of february.

>>16970674
>>16970700
pic related

>>16970693
Everything Chinese

>>16970693
I spread mine around MHCI, THD, LUV

Those are probably TERRIBLE inefficient though. maybe YANG, CHAD, or something.

I'm not sure.

maybe casinos, airlines, hotels

>>16970579
thinking of ending it bros... I have 53 cents in my account, can't do anything now unless I sell

If every trader is going

"LOOK AT SARS PRICE HISTORY"

THEY aRE FUCKING UNDERRATING THIS VIRUS BY LIKE 5X

>>16970715
sorry i doubted you bagsy.
also sorry i called you a tripfag.
enjoy your bender

>>16970664
Look at MRK and BMY

I’d wait a little bit longer but also getting hit and starting to look tempting: AMAT, ABBV, BILI, MRVL

>>16970581
54 seems like a steal do i go in

FUCK YOU CHYNA AND YOUR EXOTIC MEAT MARKETS

>>16970726
can you send me the 40k if you kill yourself?

>>16970726
Lad

>Two cases of coronavirus confirmed in France, first in Europe, says minister
It's spreading goyims, sell sell sell

>>16970765
Itr's just angry gweilos upset they don't have the rich history of chinese traditional medicine and wild-animal soups

>>16970754
good looks anon, will definitely keep an eye

>>16970726
came back from worse m8. 40k is enough to keep playing :)

Haha I'm literally so close. Plz let the market shit itself more so my meme works

>Sold out
>Bought Yang and Puts
Where my TeamCorona boys at?

>>16970802
prolly try to grab BILI at sub-20 but ABBV looks fuckin RIPE!

Is MRNA still looking like a good buy? I saw some shit last night on here that implied they might be the first to make a vaccine.

>>16970260
Palpitations.

>>16970817
wait for sub-20 next week

>>16970260
just a little afib, nothing too exciting.

>>16970810
BILI is China so I’m not sure if it’s going to be full on falling knife, even though this shouldn’t really effect their numbers.

>>16970817
VERY speculative... Regeneron also supposed to be working on a cure, also very speculative, and I’m already down.

Well, I guess it's time to go long again.

>>16970087
I never got the feel for single pin picking. Learned all the pleb techniques; raking, zipping, rocking, bitch picking, shimming cheap padlocks, etc. Those work well enough for anything that isn't above average security.

>>16970340
It was an obvious joke, you autistic faggot.

>>16970836
Thats nothing. The virus is not that lethal, just spreading really fast and killing weaker people or the late stage guys.

80% of cases probably did not even realise they have it and have one shit week. 15% get some flu shots, soup and rest and 5% actually get diagnosed with this.

>>16970836
they use the term "cured" but it means the host immune system. There is no cure.

Is there anything worth looking into for a swing over the weekend or is everything too risky with this virus horse shit

Well I'm all in cash now. 200% is a pretty decent day. See you all next week.

>>16970836
Fake news. 20 million under quarentine yesterday. today 46 million.

>>16970850
Same

Why is AMRN still above $20?

>>16970865
Don't @ me.

>>16970715
cool stuff, enjoy your coke then I guess.

>don’t sell, this is the bottom

AHHHHHH I CANT TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE

LET ME OUT OF PILL!!!

>>16970836

LOL believing anything from China. They already covered it up and you choose to think this is real?

what do you call this pattern

>>16970904
The erratic panic sell and """bottom"" buy

>>16970824

Already bought, fuck my life.

>>16970904
the "seismometer"

>>16970911
was it RH shitting the bed? It looks like it happened to literally everything and I'm not seeing it on other stock chart sites

>disease and pestilence spreading everywhere
>healthcare companies selling off

>>16970904
That's called Baggy trying to draw a strait line on Monday morning.

I fucking KNEW China couldn’t handle this, and I didn’t position myself properly AT ALL.

Bros... is it too late to buy protection?

>>16970936
Yeah I don’t get it at all...
PILL is eating shit big time.

Maybe because they do business in China? Or do they get some source materials there?

>>16970947
volatility is high right now, so protection is expensive now. you're best off going long here and pray we don't close at the low so we experience a live meow jump on monday..

>>16970886
>still holding PILL

>AMD discount next week
Tasty

>>16970954
all markets dropped because they all went above the Bollinger band, and no other reason. This is the reality

>>16970947

>>16970984
sounds about right

>>16970904
The tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Good time to short BABA?

>>16970984
we’ll you could’ve mentioned it if you noticed that earlier...

PALL played out almost exactly as we’d speculated

You know what makes no sense right now is why gold is up. If this shit was really going to fuck china up, that would hurt the demand for the metal and cause it to go lower.... I would seriously consider shorting miners right now. DUST or JDST....

First time investing this week. Put in my entire savings of 15k. Down by over 8k. I am fucked. I knew this was a bad fucking idea but everyone said it was going to keep going up. I am FUCKED.
I am seriously going to kill myself.

I think it is time to invest in a gun and a bullet.

>>16971030
>first time investing
>invested entire savings
Nice LARP

>>16971030
can you send me the 8k if you kill yourself?

>>16970971
Wrong.

>>16971026
Hehehe /SG/ and /PMG/ is lurking just to laugh at you guys today

Stay poor faggot

ACTIVATE THE LIQUIDITY TOOL

Can some one give me the 1x miners ticker? Nevermind I just remembered its GDX.

>>16971033
how?
literally how do you do this?
who the fuck were you listening to?
did you buy high every fucking time?
do you not know what is high and what is low, and how to see when they're coming?
fucking christ anon, yeah you should kill yourself and reroll for something smarter your next life

i paid more in taxes on my fucking W-2 than the gross earnings of someone who works for $15/hr, 40 hours per week, 52 weeks per year.

this is why I will never vote Democrat. fuck taxes and fuck NEETs

>>16971072
>get free business license
>be self employed
>pay 15%
>write off "business expenses"
>write off "home office"

Im so damn short now fuck

>>16971054
How are those metals returns treating you? Oh wait I forgot you guys never sell.

>>16971030
What the hell did you do? That's almost impressive. Now keep the exact same strategy but short instead of long. You'll be a billionaire soon.

Alright guys I was joking about losing 50%, today is still shit but I'm not nearly that dumb

>>16971088
How tall were you before?

>>16971033
>killing yourself over 600 dollars
I've spent more in one night out

>>16971097
no one cared and no ones laughing

>>16971025
Im never going to post faggoty bear shit
Now flip a coin and buy either XOM or CVX for earnings next week

LCIgang, what price did you guys get in at?

>>16971097
>I'm not nearly that dumb
also no one believes you

>>16971107
That's not true, I got 5 (You)s

Somehow losing 2% in one day feels worse than when I was down in my All Time

Buying BMY

What do for protec?

>>16971093
Were comfy rn, when we want to buy your little sister for cummies we will let you know

>>16971114
>pretending to be retarded for attention
>pretending

>>16969854
>not selling everything now and THEN rebuying later

>>16971110
My cost basis is 8.96 but I should have sold it at 10 and then bought back in now. The benefit of hindsight.

>>16971030
Dude, I'm a first timer this week too. Why the hell didn't you start with $1,000 and consider it "spent" money to see how you'd do? I'm down like 100 bucks max.

>>16971109
KEX
If I remember right, Colleen preferred CVX...

>Pharmacies in midtown Manhattan are out of face masks
APTCHADS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT???

>>16971105
On what? Hookers? Coke?

>>16971120
I don't have a sister. You fucking weirdo.

>>16971142
table + bottle service at club.

>>16971052
Depends on their movements next week
>>16971137
In free fall by now cause everyone is selling, I presume

You're an American, buy the fucking dip.

Goddamn why didn’t I go full YANG or CHAD

or short TNA!! Good call by that bearguy

>>16971159
Looks like such a waste

>>16970805
Fuck, I was so close. Most fun I've had in a while though, watching my meme put almost return thousands

YOU LIED TO ME

I am a stupid deli cuck :(

I just wanted donald trump to pump my bags. I just want to go on the floor of the nyse, and force those filthy fucking jewish market makers to pump my bags!!

only good thing that happened to me today was buying the dip on USO. crude making huge gains by summer boys, more if we get war

>>16971132
Wrong
XOM, SO, Winne Dixie, Montgomery Ward

>>16971185
I looked at that, ended up shorting miners instead. You made a good choice maybe better than mine...

>>16971110
over $20

>>16971185
Higher fuel prices = lower miner's profits. We can both win /b/rother.

I'm gonna be holding fresh UVXY callies over the weekend. They've made me plenty of green today (I finessed the bump this morning perfectly)

either scary news will keep piling up and panic will build, or it won't and this will all blow over.
I think there is a good enough chance that the panic builds up; then we're going to see some serious red
If not, it's all good :3

WHO FUCKING SOLD?
DID ONE OF YOU FUCKSHITS SELL?
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I HOPE YOU GET CORONA'D YOU FAGGOT CUM BURPER

>>16970340
>>16970850
Sorry, fren. That was rude of me. I was in the middle of assembling some piece of shit Chinese made furniture.

>tfw no more spare cash to buy the dip

>>16971216
I dumped some risky stuff and bought some safer stuff.

imagine being afraid of a 1% dip.
the absolute state of investing cucks

>>16971216
I sold some positions
I'm still holding most of my shares and ETFs, but it's definitely a lighter load.
I think the melt-up is broken. Anyone thinking that they're "buying an easy dip" right now is still drunk off the bullrun. We correct for a bit, then we resume in a month or two.

>>16971166
Wrong

Mommy made it all better!

>>16971230
there really are some major cucks in every market

>>16971238
A MONTH OR TWO?!?

Sheeeeit I just loaded up on pharma cheapies

>>16971244
You do you then.

>>16971230
>1% dip
The S&P is not accurately reflecting what's going on today. There's a lot of blood.

Just like Wuhan, the 1% drop is just a teaser for what's to come.

>>16971110
8.50

SNSS recovering from that dip today. I think it may have been to get SSR for monday.

>>16971248
last chance to sell anything that you can leave behind and buy VIX ETF calls for next Friday

>>16971251
we can't go up every day forever
gotta make the most of all market conditions
I'll be back on the QLD train sooner or later :^)

>>16971249
based comfy, is he still around?

Commence operation the market is full of degenerates that sold short and squeeze us back to green.

dumb fucking bears, I can't wait for monday to come back at +50% while you sit on your load of shit and cry

>>16971268
LCI to $60

>>16971264
Yeah, looking good.

>>16971272
This market could easily drop another 4% before Jeromie boy even starts giving a fuck. We're so overbought.

>>16971278
Fuck it, you've convinced me. Gonna grab a share or two.

>>16971287
I'm 100% in individual stocks (winners) so I can't lose to the index, fuck yeah!

I hope you guys bought SOXL at 299

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new thread for cute and smart stock boys

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>>16971030
Buy and hold ETFs if you want to grow your money. Buy stocks if you want to play or want to grow your money a lot while knowing what you're doing.