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Shit is getting real serious. 40 million in lockdown during the biggest celebration in the world (Chinese New Year). Entire travel networks being shut down. Military is patrolling the streets in APCs. How does one make a profit from this situation?

Already thought of:
- Shorting airlines/hotels that could be affected, but those will probably already be priced in.

- Longing facemask/medical protective wear manufacturers. Wouldn't have a clue which ones would stand to gain. Any ideas?

- Longing vaccine research labs/manufacturers. Have read articles about several working on vaccines. Which ones are likely to succeed/be first?

How else could one profit from this outbreak?

>> No.16966847

>>16966794
The only way we can actually profit off this virus is if 90% of China and India get wiped out.

>> No.16966855

>>16966794
Kys I spoke to my friend in jiangxi. She said only Wuhan is worried. Stop spreading misinformation, cunt.

>> No.16966867

>>16966855
The biggest quarantine in human history.
But no big deal, your friend isn't sick

>> No.16966890

>>16966867
>quarantine
It’s China ffs. Regular day for commies. How about you dilated and get out from your moms basement.

>> No.16966912

>>16966855

>insectoid sticks to the official line

wow i’m stunned

>> No.16966928

>>16966912
have sex

>> No.16966970

>>16966928

Mate 40 million are in lockdown during their biggest annual celebration. Hazmatted military is patrolling and guarding the rail and air terminals. Widespread accounts of public fainting and underreporting of casualties. Not saying it's the end of the world, but to claim it isn't a very major event is retarded. The insects will keep giving you the party line. It's what they do. Look at facts instead.

>> No.16966972

>>16966794
APT is going to 20$ next week.

>> No.16966995

>>16966912
It's like if the USA shut down Christmas and New Year celebrations. They already shut down all the theaters (70k+ of them). I would short Disney, their Mulan is gonna flop really really hard

>> No.16967003

>>16966970
>40 million are in lockdown
Just 3% of the population. Yawn.

>> No.16967006
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>>16966970
You are panicking as if you were in Wuhan. China will level the fucking city before it allows it to spread outside. It's a 10 mil people city, just think how many people have mental problems or heart problems, that could cause the fainting. How many crazies would pretend to faint, because they are fucking nuts. Unless there are reports that thousands have died, I'm not worried.

>> No.16967047

>>16967006
They already have cases in Shanghai. University exams shut down. Disneyland shut down. Forbidden City shut down. Great Wall shut down. It's ogre

>> No.16967054

>>16967047
Well that's what you get for eating a soup made WITHA FUCKING BAT, A FUCKING BAT.
No disneyland, no university, no celebration, go to your fucking room china.

>> No.16967071

>>16967006

Some of the hardest cope I've ever seen on /biz/

>> No.16967086

>>16967054
https://mobile.twitter.com/Tominmedill/status/1220627305728368640

>> No.16967104

>>16967006
it is getting serious over there isnt it? SHould i start worrying?

>> No.16967157

I already ordered face masks from china (lol ikr) and are going to charge x10 locally. Expect to sell 1000 masks in a week.

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>> No.16967260

>>16966847
>90%
those a rookie numbers

>> No.16967587

book mark 4biz xyz

>> No.16968237

>>16966794
>chinks die
>BTC keys lost
>Big gains
Let's go boys

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if chinks die stocks will also.so buy gold