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All women are whores.

Have you considered the advantages of embouchement mastication of membrum’s virile as just such a gig?

>>16962264
Ok, that imbecile starts to molder. She has maybe 2-3 months until her advanced state of decomposition is undeniable. Career over, future childless, lonely, cat lady.

>>16962286
Indeed.

>>16962290
I had to look up 2 of those words. No one will pay me to suck their cock. I'm a big burly man. Cocksuckers are a dime a dozen on Grindr, and everyone wants twinks. Also, Im married (to a woman). If there was some rich faggot who would pay be to suck his dick for $200 a pop and was STD free, I'd do it.

>>16962264
Deliver news papers

>>16962339
Plenty rich people want a bear Not a twink to suck them off

>>16962264
She's so hot

>>16962340
I'm a full-time student though. I dont have time for a paper route.

>>16962535
Any tips on where to find said rich people? Would crossdressing improve profitability?
Should my wife and I make a pornhub account and sell porn?

>>16962546
That's not even her lol

She looks like pic related in a more normal setting.

>>16963398
i'm not a delphine-fag but she still looked pretty damn good in her mugshot too, which is impressive

>>16962264
Fiverr gigs brother

>>16963398
She's still caked in makeup here. Delusional faggot

>>16963398
That nose will swell up when she's older, I hate to say it but a lot of white women really do age poorly.

>>16963398
That's another makeup cake dude. She has 2 very different skin colors on her face and it's not even the blushing areas, her cheekbones are the pink shade and that doesn't happen. If you don't believe me then ask if human eyelashes get anywhere near that long and whether there's mascara behind them.

>>16963419
you mean the one she faked because she was never arrested?

>>16963398
oh my why she did fake lips like bees bited her lips

>>16962286
all men sucks niggas cocks

>>16963425
>>16963431
Where did I say she didn't have makeup? It just shows her face without cosplay makeup and elf ears that totally changes her face.

She doesn't even look like this >>16962546

>>16963421
>Fiverr gigs
doing what?

>she

>>16962552
>full-time student
no, you're not. you're doing like 18 hours a week at best, most of your classes are probably jokes (if undergrad), and if you're in grad school then honestly might just be time to look for some wagie shit

good advice is to get all your classes on a single schedule; do all M/W/F classes and then work tuesdays, thursdays, maybe saturday/sunday if you want. especially if you're undergrad your school is bound to have work for you, it may be shitty cafeteria work but it could also be peak /comfy/ not doing anything at the school bookstore.
if you're in a small school that doesn't have stuff like that and you're far from a city, might just be fucked aside from uber/fiverr.

>>16963722
I'm a medschoolfag. You're right though, 4th year is kind of a joke since I've already done all my core rotations. I live in a town with literally like 5 Uber drivers even though there are shit tons of college students . I could probably make a killing driving on weekend nights.

investing in HEX is an option. All you do is stake your HEX and wait. You don't need to run a node, no nothing. Lots of people are involved with HEX (500~ ETH coming in daily).

Easiest money I've been making since my parrents gave me stuff for free

>>16963758
I'd just do uber then. trick is not to be talkative at all unless they're boomers that want to chat or super drunk, though might not be worth it since drunk college kids aren't the best tippers

nice thing with uber, especially in college towns, is that you can sweep up when parties come around. do it thursday-sunday from 9pm-2am and you'll clean up

>>16963618
You do understand that without makeup that's what she looks like right? Even with your low makeup pictures it takes her an hour to get ready and look good.