/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16958430
Yes, h's just like pic related in real life.

Grow up. If he wasn't who he is you would say hes an autist nerd

>>16958453
He looks goofy, but he's insanely smart judging by his interviews. He seems kind too.

>>16958475
He has a very large penis too.

>>16958466
But he is who he is. We don't live in a world of hypotheticals. He basically single handedly invented the future of money, and it's impressive as fuck. If he was just a NEET loser who didn't do shit with his life, yeah obviously I wouldn't want to befriend him. But he's not that. He's fucking insanely impressive, and I'd be his bro for sure.

>>16958486
Now I feel like you're LARPing lol. He's not that famous that it's hard to believe that people from here met him. In fact, I have a computer science buddy from college who met him. But I highly doubt Vitalik is having sex with bizraelis. He seems pretty chaste desu.

>>16958501
Wow how nice of you

>>16958430
Yeah. He told me he likes Kleros

>>16958430
Vitalik is only interested in a certain type of woman and I don't think you could handle it.

He is pretty based

>>16958430
Yeah he's a pretty swell guy

him and gavin wood tried to molest my cousin at ETHDEV 2.0

>>16958898
Based

terrible terrible people

>>16958430
you should also introduce him to you little brother. Vitalik is really good with kids

Is Vitallik involved with the SAFEX scam?

>>16958430
vitalik is the type of autist to not want any friends

I went to university with him. Unironically the reason I got in early

>>16958520
I met him when he came to talk at the University of Waterloo last year. He's even more of a skelly in real life.

>>16960288
wew didn't see this. fellow warrior? i'm still at this shithole.
did you buy enough ETH to make it? i only got in early 2017 so i didn't really make it. betting on chainlink for now.

>>16958430
Vitamin doesn't care about any of those things, which is why you would never be friends. He's a weird little gay weeb internet culture addicr when he isn't a turbo autism programmer.

>>16958466
If weren't who you are, you might not be a faggot

>>16958486
can confirm he gave me 30 eth to suck it

>>16959268
what did he mean by this

>>16960367
he's a high functioning autist what do you expect

I saw Vitalik at a grocery store in Singapore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for ETH or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any chainlink infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. He then got in his Lamborghini and drove away

>>16958430
Wtf are secret fishing spots

>>16961354
Like places you go to catch fish that not a lot of people know about. The best fishing holes are off the beaten path. The popular spots that everyone knows are overfished and don't usually produce the biggest fish. Fishing is fun.

>>16958898
green text pls