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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Daily reminder you're never going to beat index funds

gj bagsy i knew u could do it
also furs > animu

Reminder that posting Space Jin increases your chances of being green.

>>16949553
new paradime !! buy tsla !! you cant lose !!

come onnnnnn HOME

Why aren't you a millionare yet?

>>16949571
based bogle still missing what his greatest achievement was, and it wasn't index funds

Is this a viable strategy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQK0oHP94x4

Hey Big5Guy how you making out in you TSLA trade?

>>16949553
>Enron all over again edition.
hey! HEY! YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT MAGIC NERD GUY LIKE THAT!

Am I a retard for buying crypto instead of stonks?

>>16949582
CBT is down 2.5% actually

>>16949571

>>16949601
cock and ball torture?

>>16949596
You *were* a retard. Soon you'll be a genius.

>>16949620
Space jin's specialty

>>16949613
>I bought something parabolic again
damn it... at least intel kept things going a little higher.

>>16949626
>something is higher than ever before
>that means it can't be even higher in the future
>that means it'll fall off a cliff rapidly and everything will go boom
>every economic expansion ends in catastrophe because that's what 2008 did

uh oh

https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1220060879112282117?s=20

No people in #Wuhan, C China's Hubei will be allowed to leave the city starting 10 a.m. of Jan. 23. Train stations and airport will shut down; the city bus, subway, ferry and long-distance shuttle bus will also be temporarily closed: local authority #WuhanPneumonia #coronavirus

>>16949653
SOXL will be parabolic for decades. I have pasta if necessary

>>16949626
What about adjusted to inflation?

>>16949663
WEW thanks for posting...
I may have to consider selling my PILL until biden wins.

Wait... this is national? Not related to that one big primary?

>>16949663
>Bernie wins
>heavily invest in pharma
>buy a house a year later
Sounds good to me

>>16949572
Remember that the Gardevoir costume is ready when you are.

Who's retarded now!!!!

Why is XLF so low volume today?

>>16949553
filtered

>>16949714
B A S A D O
A
S
A
D
O

take profit tho...

>>16949733
I can't take profit. I don't have any day trades left.

>>16949653
>>16949677
Boeing is about to become the flagship wunderkind for what happens when you reverse all these buybacks from the last decade

>>16949733
>>16949736
Well I mean I could take profit, but then I wouldn't be able to play the game for 90 days. However there's no reason to close this trade until it's worth 5 yang.

>>16949663
Imagine wanting either of those cunts to be the president of your country. DIOS MIO

>>16949736
why haven't you saved up to have $25K in an account so this shit doesn't happen

Kinna wanna add to my Regeneron knife catch...

>>16949744
Boeing is actually the posterchild for better regulation... which is why Don is getting on top of the story today. He loves DEregulation

But because of the revolving door from privat sector to regulation, it's a big huge clusterfuck that's basically unsolvable, but we can still do better.

>>16949759
People don't vote for who they want to be president, they vote against who they don't want to be president.

>>16949765
You ask good questions.

There's literally no reason for OGI going down

>>16949705
GOD YES
I want another chance to buy UNH at $212

Why is spce booming yet they've done nothing lately.

>>16949613
all the 3x leverage funds look like this

>>16949786
Nope. Boeing has spent 45 billion on buybacks, and has exactly nothing to show for it. If buying your own shares is bullish, what does selling your own shares mean?

>>16949676
post it

Guys please give it to me straight, did I miss the SOXL boat? I lose 80% of the time I FOMO into stuff...
And should I short Boeing or will (((they))) literally prevent it from failing? Freezing it during market hours to allow them to dump it was fucking audacious even by kike standards.

>>16949838
ehh... that doesn't address what I said, and maybe it'll be used against them publicly like that by Warren types, but it's not exactly right.

It's like saying a company has paid out X amount in dividends and has nothing to show for it.

>>16949833
Yes, at least the index and sector based ones but none of them put up quite the insane numbers of SOXL. Also, I like the following case for SOXL more than the alternatives
>>16949843
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

Who REFR here

>>16949811
so theoretically it's a temporary dip, and i should buy low?

>>16949896
Okay, I'm in

>>16949890
I didn't address what you said because money talks and bullshit walks. Who gives a fuck about their long term political outlook when they just drank their balance sheet into oblivion with debt and have started dumping on investors. That's money talking.

You're not allowed to dress up your balance sheet with dividends. That debt you took out to buyback your own stock though doesn't show up.

WHO postpones decision on declaring China coronavirus a global health emergency hence the slight market dip, anons
>>16949936
Congrats it's gonna be beautiful

>>16949759
I can imagine it.

>be poor
>vote bernie

>be rich
>have bearish investment strategy
>vote bernie
>move to puerto rico

>>16949899
Fuck that shit company, hasn't done anything in a decade.

Is it time for KHC to finally shoot up?

>>16949899
Charge your phone.

>>16949976
Draw 4 more lines and it'll moon.

>>16949896
jesus christ your shill actually makes sense what the fuck

>>16949997
>nooooo TA is a meme!!!!!!!!

>>16950020
Just for that now you have to draw 6 more you stupid fucking faggot

>>16950024

>>16950005
This shit's going to the moon, fren. All we gotta do is strap in. There is nothing in this world I'm more bullish on in the long term

HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!! I'M GOING TO MAKE IT!!!!

>>16949714
damn i reupped on $585
is this Elon dumping his shares?

What are the chances XLF jumps up 2 percent tomorrow? Asking for a friend

Why does it take RH so long to send out tax documents? Isn't it all fucking automated? It's my money and I want it now!

What is the target price for

SNSS
GALT
SAVA
ONTX

BLACK SWAN

>>16950088
Is Elon included in everyone and their brother?

>>16950114
SNSS $2
GALT $0.35
SAVA Dunno
ONTX Dunno

>>16950080
I’m such a cuck. I knew I should’ve bought puts with you

>>16949569

>>16949593
Its doing alright.. Will probably hold it for earnings desu

>>16950121
>everyone and their brother
>still up 3.5% for the day
>tomorrow's coming
Screencap this and I shall make penance if I am wrong

>>16950116
BLACKED SWAN

Wuhan blockade and containment in effect

>>16950170
Capped

>>16949216
Why did you put the red zone above the peak? Why not like pic related?

>>16950183
and capped
you're on

>>16950185
You never want to go in the red.

>this SPCE PUMP

>>16950170
>>16950183
You're talking to a guy that hasn't even made up the money he lost on his last TSLA put yet is still here gloating about a lucky entry. I wouldn't take anything he says too seriously.

>>16950218
he's a tripfag
nuf said

>>16950088
This is everybody with a brain taking profits.

>>16949936
Imagine carrying something big and heavy up that staircase.

>>16949896
This is a "wolf of wallstreet" pasta.

>>16950236
you put it on wheels anon

>>16950238
I wrote it a while back. Even have an extended 4000 character version with a lot more rhetorical flair

>>16950203
I want it to go back down to 17 so I can buy more

>>16950236
you mean like baggies girlfriend?

Is this the le dip

Regeneron
Broadcom
and even SOXL

all look ready to resume uppy ups

>>16950271
Literal nothingburger news from the WHO about the Coronavirus. I just bought some more SOXl even though it only dipped a few dollars it's free money

>>16950278
kek post your buy history

The news means there's further uncertainty which the market hates

>>16950088
This pullback is typical how TSLA has been behaving, they never seem to last long. At earnings, news will likely break that the Model Y has been advanced in release date and they will start deliveries next month.

>>16950264

>>16950253
>removing rhetorical flair from a copypasta

why the fuck is AMRN still above $20?

>>16950287
I love uncertainty. I only picked up 3 shares just then but like I said, free money
>>16950304
Yeah, it was so long though and after posting it in two parts some anon said it kind of sucked which hurt my feelings

>>16950292
yeah i honestly expect this QE to be dominated largely by "just imagine next quarter," which will be enough for unironic tesla fanatics to pump it.
good enough for me.

>>16950323
fuck it, just picked up a 3rd share and a couple PILL

Should maybe stack REGN and AVGO though
Leverage while this corona shit is going on could be dangerous.

whats the next pennystock that will pump?

>>16950373
possibly MINE

Okay i'm satisfied. No trades today. Just hold.

I'm ITM, I'm ITM, doo doo doo dooo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

>>16950387
baby shark do do do do do doo

>>16950364
>Leverage while this corona shit is going on could be dangerous.
I'm going all out. Just put on a futures buy worth about 150k. In it to win it

>>16950373
Well VIAC is one of the cheapest stocks in the S&P by valuation...

Apple could literally buy them out, get their whole library of content, and not even make a dent in their balance sheet. I don't think they will though.

>>16950409
You're playing futures now too? Emini?

>ALT

AHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH ONTX

Nooooooooooo

Sava will literally not be allowed to grow. Every time it spikes up 40 cents suddenly, people take that as their queue to sell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoLw-Q8X174

>>16950420
>You're playing futures now too? Emini?
Yes sir, I scalp the shit out of the /ES when I'm not busy shilling SOXL. Trading is my full time thing. Got lucky as hell with bitcoin back in 2017 now I just gamble in stocks and futures all day. I'm a programmer so some of my trading is automated. Basically I trade around the clock. Got a Surface Go tablet the other day with LTE so I can jog around the block and trade. I'm an addict but I love it

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .39%, fine day. BA is not doing so good, makes me saddies, but I can't get over how good KO, PEPpers, and MCD have done for me. Feeling very cozy, gonna work on my writing more tonite!

>>16950373
SNSS

>>16950448
who tf watches their daily ups or downs as if they were relevant in any way roflMAO

What a great close. I’m satisfied. SPCE you are my long I need and the long I deserve.

>>16950448
I want it to die so GE will die and I go up even more on my puts

>>16950442
man I wish I know how to do that shit good.

>>16950448
Up 1.26% because Eli Lilly shot up again and I dropped my calls. Everything else holding me down. Tried MRK calls again and it's no worky.

>>16950465
It's fun if you're gambling with options

>>16950448
SPCE, Xiaomi and SOXL doing a great job.
Sold AMD right on the t0p, at 51.83 and SNAP at 19.20

But OGI dropping again just killed the hype for me.

Small gains here and there.

>>16949899

Ayyyy 3.40s

>>16950482
>man I wish I know how to do that shit good.
Just takes a little practice. Anybody can do it. Try sim for a while until you get the hang of the whole thing. Easiest money I ever made. The trick is not to overleverage

Should I drop another 3k in SPCE tomorrow? This shit is basically printing money day in, day out by now.

>>16950448
+5.74%
SPCE actually carrying me so hard
I even bought calls, I'm a fucking believer.

>sell off 40% of overvalued positions (you know the ones)
>markets dip slightly, then continue to peak
>still fucking going up
>don't want to FOMO
>already made 40%+ on positions
>no signs of slowing down in the near future

I'm literally sitting on my fucking money.

Fuck, maybe I should buy some calls.

>>16950448
+49% TSLA fags are going to get slaughtered tomorrow.

>>16950448
up 3.09% but no further ahead after selling a few at a loss to mitigate some damage.

>>16950544
next week

>>16950516
>I even bought calls,
you're in for a rude awakening

>>16950512
Yes. Anything else you’re bullish on?

>>16950448
I'm up only 1.22% sadly. Shoulda bought more SOXL

does SPCE even have a vehicle yet?

NASTY red dildo on KO, biggest I can remember in the after hours.

Contrast with the closing and after hours green candle on MRVL! Thanks Marvell!

>>16950572
Yeah, two I believe. Both test flew successfully.

>>16950575
All it did was reset it to where it started today tho

>>16950575
JUST
>>16950565
Eh. All other positions I hold are bound to go up but the market is just not ready for it.
Xiaomi had a great entry dip yesterday (WTF actually)
VFF/OGI doing great but they need a bull day to drive up the hype. They are both profitable and solid companies and a single info on some deal could give them a huge boost. Both at an absolute dicount right now.

>>16950314
>wtf the fuck did i short AMRN at $20 strike after last week
ftfy

>>16950633
Do you know there is a difference between shorting stock and buying puts?

Also.. my strike isn't 20

>>16950314
Why shouldn't it be?

Just bought another load of SPCE

>>16950575
>Contrast with the closing and after hours green candle on MRVL! Thanks Marvell!
already erased

Sold some of my SNSS to try and grab some of the ONTX dip at the end of the day but didn't make it in time for the buy before the markets closed, here's hoping I can grab it before it recovers at all tomorrow.

>>16950659
Yes. A speculative put is a type of short position.
>also my strike isn't--
oof, got 'em!

>>16950677
Noooo
Why Marvell whyyyy!!?!??

>SPCE just going up further

>>16950693
Been thinking of adding to my ONTX bag as well since my average is .47

Mr. Branson let me fly with you in SPCE higher and higher we go.

>>16950448
Good day. Up 1.2%. Best performer for second day in a row for me was DOOO with another +2%, just casually climbing on up nice and quiet. I think it can touch the ATH at $55 pretty easily from here (closed 49.24 today). Nothing else too exciting aside from my two electric utility companies NPI and EMA continuing steep ascents upwards.

20$ for SPCE

Reporter: How long is the incubation period of the new coronavirus? After a person is infected, what other symptoms do they have besides fever? How to judge if it belongs to a new type of coronavirus?
Academician Li Lanjuan: When coronavirus is in SARS, the incubation period is up to 14 days. This time, according to the current patient statistics, it is estimated to be within 10 days.
However, this new type of coronavirus infection has great differences among different people after infection. Some patients have a relatively long incubation period after infection, and they develop onset in two or three days. The longest is 10 days. We estimate the incubation period to be slightly longer and set it to 14 days.

The reporter asked: Is it contagious during the incubation period?
Academician Li Lanjuan: The incubation period may now also be contagious, so this point needs to be taken very seriously, because now I also understand the situation of some patients, the patients themselves do not have fever, and those who have contacted him in the early stage have fever. People may also have infections and fevers later.

>>16950694
got me? how.. never told you i didn't have a put....................................................................................................................................................... Also a put is not the same as shorting.. like it really isn't.. you can buy a put OTM and have it theta wreck your premium even if stock is going down unlike a short............. just stop talking to me newfag

>>16950448
Snib snab.

What is this after hours manipulation on TSLA.... There's no way intelligent white ppl are buying this right now. I'm calling the SEC.

Why is spce rocketing?

Is REFR anon still around? Looks like your boy might be trying to break out here.

>>16950793
>puts open up in the red tomorrow
>necc

God I wish I had screencapped all my SPCE shill posts in December. 90% of you called me a spastic and now I have enough to buy an '07 plate 911 Turbo and pay off my mother's mortgage. THANK YOU RICHARD

>>16950799
Thats their job. They invest in the heavens and we invest down here on earth.
Godspeed, Mr. Branson

>>16950799
Meme parabola. It happens to a couple stocks every year. Refer to BYND and TSLA for what happens when the buyers dry up.

>>16950826
You made mama proud. Good for you, fren

>>16950831
>TSLA
Pardon. Tilray. That's the one I want you to see. Tesla behaves differently.

>>16950821
I hope he reminds us in the morning

>>16950493
>AMD at the top
See you at $100

>>16950846
Maybe. I will get right back into the game after their earnings. I just made too much to risk it.
See you there, lad.

>>16950846
Based anon not falling for the local maximum and going for the absolute

When do we short Tesla? There's a guy in my office who bought 10 at $380 and he's strutting around acting like he's Jordan Belfort. Please tell me it's going to fail. I'm going to scream if it hits 1k and he starts telling me I was a pussy for telling to take profit at 500

>>16950843
nope you were right the first time. TSLA back to $500 and then back to $300 withing 3 months time. The only people buying this crap are retarded liberals that drank the climate change kool-aid.

Just saw a youtube video that told me China is lying and we are all doomed.

How to profit from this situation when there is news that this is a lot worse than we thought?

It's gonna be annoying after we all make it, once we get a bit older, walking around with a bunch of kids indoctrinated into socialism, incapable of doing basic math or functioning as real people. I mean we already see that now but it's gonna get worse.

>>16950826
Thanks for the gains

>>16950870
panic = volatility = UVXY muh nigga.

>>16950694
Mods can you ban the clearly underage faggot

>>16950757
A speculative put is a short position. You're confusing shorting with a short sell contract, which is a type of short position. And you painted yourself into that corner to take the edge off admitting you indeed hold puts hence the biased price target. You are shredding all of your credibility here. Bearish for LCI.

>>16950874
Funny, I would've thought you were describing every generation born before 2k if you didn't specify.

>>16950881
>underage faggot
u wish i was, you thersty perv

>>16950561
this, it's so fucking obvious

>>16950896
What happens if tsla is trading at $550, you buy a put at strike $450, and it goes down to $500. Do you really feel like you have a short position. Do you. Go back to playing league you smol brained fuck.

>>16950915
That was hilarious. You seem chad as fuck woaw. Women want you and men want to be you.

>>16950870
post video plz

>>16950915
>it's a girl
>on 4channel
>it's a tranny
gross

GUYS THE CORONA VIRUS WAS MADE IN A LAB!! THIS IS A CRISPR WEAPONIZED INFECTIOUS DISEASE!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

>>16950896
please just stop talking.. you're retarded

>>16950927
>Do you really feel like you have a short position
Yes? If not expired, you still have the put as a short position?
>Do you.
Fucking yes already.

>Go back to playing league you smol brained fuck
>smol brained
>smol
what league?

>>16950896
oh and to add to that.. i never fucking said i wasn't bearish on AMRN you mong.. jesus christ you're stupid

>>16950939
lol

>>16950960
>says the guy throwing away money on amrn puts after last week
again, here's your queue to venture outside /biz/ shilling and do some diligence we are due

>>16950956
So you're saying long Crisper?

>>16950927
>smol
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>16950793
Headline is TSLA to $800

>>16950956
baggie.. for the last time.. you have to go outside to get it............ you'll be fine....

>>16950970
It was implied it expired. The stock went down, you made nothing. Plz go read about range trading noob

>>16950799
FUCK I had no idea they were public.

>>16950977
what happend last week?? their competitor didn't do good on trials?? guess what.. that happend with GALT aswell... what happend then?? why are you bullish on AMRN?? the pump already happend.. will be dead money until buyout rumor starts back up.......

>>16950941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp8CHeKQkI

>>16950980
You have to be under 65 to use the internet

Fellow anons can we all make a pledge to not shitpost on the bizness forums? Thank you.

>>16951046

>>16950998
>it was implied it expired
So an expiry date is a fundamental part of an option contract, and a critical factor of its current value. I'm not in the habit of lazily clicking "buy" just because I see the word "put"

>>16950998
>The stock went down, you made nothing
No, LCIGuy made nothing. I'm not the one shilling LCI and shorting AMRN you moron.

>>16950998
>Plz go read about range trading noob
Says the guy neglecting the expiry date on options contracts lol

>>16951013
>Comparing GALT to AMRN
Ok, one of those tickers has more than 0 successful P3 trials. Guess which one!

>>16950991
My gf is a gook, she's going to infect me bro.

>>16951046
You better hope we get a big correction, or else the moonboys will be flocking to stocks instead of crypto.

>>16951018
No one over 25 says 'go play league' and 'smol'

>>16951072
just stop posting and lurk more

>>16951073
hopefully she stays safe

should i buy more SPCE tomorrow or should i go fuck myself?

>>16951086
>Are you being retarded on purpose
No, but at least I'm not being retarded for the cost of... whatever you paid for AMRN puts

Maybe LCI will mune to make up the difference!

>Create a scoring system for ESG
>Call it the JUST score
creative trolling

>>16951072
You seem very ass mad, young lad. Did you literally just learn about options? Do you say "National Aeronautics and Space Agency" every time instead of NASA. Might fuck it up and assume someone ment national socialist instead if they don't specify right.

>>16951103
I dunno, there's a ton of mystery to be solved tomorrow. Is Tesla's top candle in? Will SPY start it's down trend? Will Comfy ever get laid? Find out next time on /smg/

>>16951115
maybe i'll just put your mom on the street corner for a few hours

>>16951136
>I'm a pimp!
And we believe you!

>>16951133
>Is Tesla's top candle in?
I reckon it'll dip and then hit 1000 before it eventually tanks but who the fuck has a clue, really
>Will SPY start it's down trend?
taking profit at 22

>>16951151
gotta be ruff

>>16950185
Gap at 265 will be closed

>>16950896
>A Speculative put is a short position
Jesus, and I thought Pendy was retarded. Why don‘t you lurk moar newfag

>>16951175
Maybe that chihuahua could talk you out of shorting AMRN and shilling LCI

>>16951191
I thought we arleady went over this.. i'm not shorting AMRN........

>>16951184
>the only kind of short position is a short sell contract
yikes!

>>16950448
Still down 8% since monday :/. Scalp gone wrong. I'm very new and didn't put too much money in so I'm taking it as a learning experience, but I'm still not sure if I should hold or cut losses.

>>16951014
>china going to say US planted virus
yeah of course
>Mandate of heaven believed to end with a natural disaster
Well that is kind of interesting...

>communal banquet after 100's diagnosed with new virus
dude... god damn it china

>>16951214
post port right now or gtfo nigger

>>16951214
he's right you moron.. if you're selling a contract then you are short that contract..

buying a put DOES NOT add to short interest!!

holy fuck pick up a book kid

>>16951204
>I'm not shorting AMRN
>I'm just in a position to lose money if by some crazy twist of fate most investors value it about $7 billion
Why so coy about your AMRN position, hmm? Don't wanna admit it?

>>16951225
>almost 5 figure account value
ooOOOooh, sick "port" mah dood!

>>16951191
>>16951214
You're literally so butthurt kid. Leave the board before you end up smashing your keyboard because some people on the internet made fun of you.

Buying puts are literally a ranged bearish strategy. You don't make anything if it expires worthless, and you don't have to hold the underlying asset unlike a short. Go read a book retard

>>16951242
>if you're selling a contract then you are short that contract
...and there are many other things you can short other than contracts, moron

>short interest
short tunnel vision intensifies dot jay peg

>>16951242
>kid
again you wish perv

>>16951244
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>>16951244
you should just stop.. you are making AMRN longs look bad

>>16951242
Can't you just let him be retarded? like who gives a fuck what the youngster thinks. His university probably took in a bunch of those foreign oriental students and is going to be flooded with corona chan tomorrow. Just send him a prayer and move on.

>>16951225
>He posts his allowance money tier portfolio.
>Calls someone out for being a newfag

LMAO

>>16951263
>You're literally so butthurt kid
I'm not the one shorting amrn. but sure!

OGI going up to 2.96 in the after hours.
Is tomorrow our day, weedstockbros?

>>16951279
yeah i've been aware he's trolling for the past few post.. i just don't have much else to do lol

>>16951270
>you are making AMRN longs look bad
But am I making them look as bad as shorts, if we may be so bold as to use the term?

>>16951279
>youngster
Stay
Thersty

>>16951279
Post portfolio or GTFO.

>>16951283
I see a lot of hot talk commin' from y'alls asses with no ports to back it up.

>>16951268
mfw Lou Dobbs goes full retard

>>16951287
Neither am I retard, read the ID and go back to pleddit. In fact, I don't even hold equities, I talk equities all day for boomers, why would I want to do it in my free time too. I mostly trade crypto

>>16950448
stacked more EGPT today
Too bad I have to wait 10 hours to see what futures do

>>16951334
You're only supposed to use that pic when assholes spam soiboi wojaks... this just makes it seem like you're using a s.b.wojac unironically, and that is shit tier cringe.

>>16951334
I'm not shorting AMRN either.. the kid is retarded

>>16951325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y3FzVQi-R8

>>16951318
give us a sec we're photoshopping out some embarassing totally-not-short investments we're losing money on

>>16951334
>I mostly trade crypto
aaaaaaand we're done here

NEE is my buy of the year. Thank you based renewables.

>>16951313
I pulled out $1400 today so I can buy scotch and cocaine while I'm fucking around with pure profits.

>>16951353
>kid
dream on perv

>>16951353
>retarded
short amrn harder moron

>>16951351
I'm phone posting, basically just clicking whatever I have saved most recently so I don't have to scroll.

>TSLA put is even for today
Are you feeling nervous Tesla shill?

>>16951313
>>16951397

>>16951374
fuking lawl. I have my s7 retard do you?

>>16951351
>>16951334
speaking of soiboi.. you guys hear the new trend of people dipping their nuts in soisauce?

Kek, got my year end final 401k statement. Over the previous 12 months it's return was 29.38%. Guess those allocation ratio's I picked out in 2005 were right. Hopefully this year's overall rate will be similar.

>>16951414
>s7
so that, like, prevents market losses? or something?

Maybe LCIgal could get one before his short position expires?

I love reading everyone success stories, hope the trend continues for the foreseeable future

>>16951413
>TSLA $562.50 Put
Ummm... Hello? Based department?

>>16951297
Fuck I hope so.

>>16951400
then pick better
I just swipe down a few times when I need something fresh.

>>16951413
>No long positions
BAGGIE WHAT THE FUCK
THIS MAKES YOU A BEAR
AND THAT MAKES YOU A FUCKING LOSER

>>16951413
>>16951397
>$844.50

LOOK AT THIS DUDE, OH NO NO NO NO. LMAO. You spent more money on cocaine than your entire position is worth and it's not even realized profit because you're a put bag holder. You lost $1,000 in your last trade.

>>16951446
No, but it lets me fuck your grandma's lifetime va for all its worth. What do you do big boi?

>>16951437
Now my brokerage account, since 70% of my total investment wad is in ONTX, it really won't do anything major till ONTX flies. Then once I sell and move things over more into Funds the return rate will be more in line with my 401k return.

>>16951413

>>16951479
What I got my 401k, my roth, my mutual funds, and my money market account. This is my speculative gambling account.

>>16951489
I'll be up to 5 grand in like 2 weeks bro.

>>16951334
>I mostly trade crypto
I keep a little chump change in crypto but this boomer shit is how you end up with 2 commas man

>>16951452
We deserve it. This week was terrible. Ogi alone made me go down 600 these past few days by just holding it. Everything goes up but fucking OGI.
>>16951497
Why do you put so much trust in ONTX
I heard there is some news and some rumors but from the company or anything close there is zero reaction. Could be months till something moves and even then it might turn out shit.
Also something about eggs and baskets and so on

>>16951297
I would appreciate that. I have new positions in Liberty Health Sciences and Charlotte's Web as of yesterday. Both chosen due to demonstrated ability to pump even if most of dude weed is bearish.

>>16951532
just in time for LCI earnings

>>16951344
Why are you suddenly so bullish on the stock market of this desert hellhole?

Are you hoping you get some sort of massive run like last year's russia bull? Or is it just to give you things to watch afterhours?

Is there any way to filter bot articles?
You know that feel when you look up a company and 90% of stuff is just bullshit robot blabber with some old numbers mixed together? Its just annoying. But Google does not let me filter.

>>16951548
Cause of this little thing;
https://investor.onconova.com/static-files/5fe03f21-cc14-4820-a7a3-20e888a62b2c

Rest of my investment wad is in large cap, funds and stocks. But the reward will be well worth it.

>>16951583
>jewgle
take the duckduckgo pill

>>16951535
I max my Roth sure, crypto has a lot more upside though. There's no way we don't adopt crypto for a digital economy, wether thats iot micropayments economy or the post-fed bitcoins all that matters economy, it is coming

Can we just make a new thread? This one has gone to complete shit.

>>16951532
Sure. When you're down and your position is worthless, will you finally admit that you're completely wrong about mostly everything you say? If you had a good track record picking stocks, your account would actually have money in it.

All of you TSLA bears circle jerk each other all day long yet none of you actually have made money from your positions. You cheer when there's a 4% pullback and ignore the much larger upside.

>>16951618
Welcome to /smg/ after hours, can anon take your order?

>>16951491
>No, but it lets me fuck your grandma's lifetime va for all its worth.
>What do you do big boi?
Successful trades

Feds going to print enough cash for everyone, dow 40,000 EOY- screencap

Where do I buy and sell shares? What do you think of black rock?

>>16951557
uhhhh at first because its the only thing I saw hit the boolinger this month. Now it just feels right while I brush up on my Mdu Ntr

People shat on NVAX last year. Stock went into the shit hole big time. I admit to selling out as well. Now look at it. The china thing caused the stock to hit almost $9. If I'd stayed in I'd be running on out the door with a big fat green bag now. Other stocks people shat on, well they spiked up biggly and those investors who stayed in through all the games and shit walked out well rewarded.

>>16951640
when you say everyone.. you mean (((them))) right?

>>16951625
Imagine this, if you actually like legit knew what the fuck you were even talking about, you could get other people to give you money, and then make those trades with other peoples and your own too, and make even more money, and it's all legal. Pretty sweet huh? Unfortunately there is an IQ minimum which includes things like being able to separate ranged derivative strategies from short strategies.

>>16951553
Most of weed is just horrible. 8/10 companies are built on hype and are bound to collapse.

VFF is good and I bought it today. OGI. And maybe 2/3 others.
The market does not seperate between them yet though. Only thing we can do is wait.
One deal is enough to fire it up. One good piece of info and this will boom.
>>16951604
Youre essentially banking on the read out of the Phase 3 completed in 1H2020, yes?
Just to clarify
>>16951606
If it lets me filter this robo stuff, sure.
>>16951653
You go to the bank and ask for one share. This goes to the share department, where all shares, likes and retweets are stored.

My trades for the month so far, starting with $500, almost all options spreads with defined risk and sold for a credit.
Still iron condor plays to be made on INTC, AMD, and AAPL this month.
Targeting 1k by end of Feb, can I make it?

>>16951718
Sure. We all gonna make it brah

>>16951718
Yes, anon.

>>16951667
>ntr
damn we got so many weirdos in here...

well let me know if you find anything in the mythology to counter this metal rat narrative

Me when looking at the market

>>16949811
How about a pullback after a minorly positive ER that boosted it nearly 50%

>>16951704
That and the china deal thing. They got some big conference in Feb. But the fact they got all these partnership deals lined up before hand is kinda telling. It means they're pretty confident of the outcome. AMRN, for all it's good things, the lack of any partnership deal before the FDA green light eoy really hurt them. Or lack of any legit buyout news for that matter. What good is having a money making drug if you can't sell shitloads of it?

>>16951532
It's weird man, I can find both cocaine and hookers but all I want is some fucking adderall and I can never find that shit.

>>16951759
imagine the smell

>>16949877
Dont do either you missed it. Buy boeing if anything once you see it stabilize( if its a good company)

>>16951014
thx anon

>>16951223
hey, buncha dead chinks is fine just fine.
this shit isn't gonna mean anything in countries with functioning and honest health services

>>16951729
>>16951730
We'll all meet at the moon frens

Apha doing well today. Its one of the only solid weed companies that can handle a recession currently. Was interested in ogi but needs more tangible positives

>tfw got my Revolut Metal Card today and sold TSLA at $587.70

>>16951618
>This thread has gone to complete shit.
Tell me about it.
>Shillfag admits to stupid move
>Lots of therst and sperging
>Desperate "muh license" wang measuring
Not to mention one anon playing somewhat fast and loose with the terminology. Well I shan't stand for it!

>>16951764
Do you habe some more infos on these deals and the China date? I searched a bit but nothing too big came up
Probably Im just dumb
>>16951776
I say it again and again but BA is a shit company. Inferior to Airbus now and way behind them. You will see them drop further in no time.

>>16951793
>>16951730
>>16951729
you guys, how is it this easy

God damn it

Cramer just shilled AVGO
Now I’m not gonna get a chance to get it any lower

Well it should boost SOXL a little I guess

>>16951690
>you could get other people to give you money
Oh but I can! I'm on the other side of LCIguy's trade

>separate ranged derivative strategies from short strategies
Eh, I'd rather stick to separating good strategies from your strategies. But you do you.

>>16951846
The china date thing is supposed to be soon, sometime in Q1. The other deals is all listed in the investor presentation.

>>16951413
Yep, looks like I was right when I called you a dumb faggot

>>16949705
Isn't it gonna dump hard

>>16951860
based booyah man

>>16951864
Keep coping faggot. 80 mil book of business I can trade, you play with lunch money, same shit right. You'll make it one day little buddy, I believe in you.

>He bought ze FCEL?
>Release the earnings report

>>16951873
Also in Q3 2020 they're gonna launch the U.S phase 3 trial ind. They're in discussion with the FDA about it. This is all listed in the investor presentation.

why did the market dump in the 2nd half of the trading day today? did something happen? how safe are my 100 AMD shares?

>>16951878
I'll prove you wrong. dumb faggot.

>>16951736
Bastet the Cat goddess sends cats to kill Rats causing plague (cannaanite disease)

>>16951873
Hmm...
Interesting. Thanks.
>>16951899
>That one guy who said he bought the dip at 2,72
Haha. Poor fella
>>16951922
Sold it at the ATH.
I honestly think it may drop/correct with the earnings report and did not want to risk that.
Rather have my 15% in the hand than the 20% on the roof.

After earnings are out? Right back joining the AMD team.

>>16951935
talk to you when TSLA is at 700

>>16951884
that is when you buy

he'll never take the white house, and if he does he still has to get a bill past congress.

>>16951950
AMD has a history of dipping after it reports earnings. I might sell my SOXL before they report, if I'm paying attention.

>>16951890
Nooo he could’ve said any other semi and you’d still get your gains! I want to accumulate AVGO and CSCO!!

AMAT got away from me. Really fucking wanted to buy it! Missed the train it seems like.

>>16951950
i think it's still going up based on hype surrounding earnings on AMD. my plan is to get out maybe a day or two before earnings, then back in some time after earnings. im in currently at $51.5, i'd be happy just to make a dollar per share in profit so I get $100 or 2%. AMD is just such a solid fucking company, my main worry is wtf this coronavirus is gonna do to the stock market in general. my hope is it's just gonna shake out weak hands and give me cheapies.

Is there a way to buy from the CSE on robinhood? Or do I need to get something else.

>>16951922
>why did the market dump in the 2nd half of the trading day today?
WHO made some announcement about China virus. Market didn't like it

>>16951893
>keep coping
>80 mil book of business I can trade
have fun with ur next rebalance

>faggot
stay thersty

>>16951969
Intel reports this week as well. I do not expect much movement though.

Yeah, dropping SOXL a day or two before sounds good. Hope I can remember that.

>>16951899
FUCK YOU I BOUGHT AT 2.95 BECAUSE THAT ONE ANON SAID IT WILL MOON IN A FEW YEARS!!!

Anyone holding Qudian?

>>16952024
so, cheapies, then? i already made my 2% twice on AMD recently, this is my 3rd time buying back in. i DCA'd 20 shares at a time after selling this time around the ATH when it made the double top, honestly thought it would pullback to the VWAP and then finally break out. didn't expect it to go down so far but meh, lower average price for me i guess.

when it breaks $52 watch the FUCK out. if anyone is playing AMD i highly suggest getting out before earnings. my gut tells me all of the good news is already being priced in on the hype leading to earnings. maybe buy puts a day or two before ER if you're into that sorta thing.

>>16951969
I wouldn't say AMD has a conclusive history of dropping after earnings.

>>16952028
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>>16950633
new thread when?

>>16952043
>>16951969
But AMD should actually not be that influential. SOXL is a really mixed bag, with no stock over 8%.
>>16952047
I bought and sold at the same price one day apart. A gamble is a gamble. Losing one should never be taken personal.

>>16952081
can someone explain to me wtf this chart means? honest question, i use ToS too but idk wtf im supposed to learn from the information conveyed here.

>>16952101
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>>16952101
nu

>>16952078
>so, cheapies, then?
That's what I'm thinking. Market overreacted. I picked up a few shares of SOXL and bought an /ES futures contract. Fuck it, people wanna give me free money I'll take it

>>16952102
Each column is a snapshot in time during earnings, with the dividing line after the earnings call. The other lines are IV, great for options traders such as myself, and the bottom ones are expected earnings vs actual earnings.

>>16952091
>so many (yous)
I can't tell which makes me happier--that I got so under your skin for your foolish short position, or that you're slavish internalizing posts even when they have nothing to do with you =)

>>16952112
can you use it to somehow make an earnings play? i've been looking to expand outside of my day trading to doing high-probability setups over catalysts and earnings seems like the perfect thing to become an expert at, since they often move the price a lot and happen all year for all sorts of companies. im trying to figure out if there is a way to have a high probability of making money off of them, potentially through some kind of options play because you can go both long and short at the same time, idk though.

>>16952148
If you trade options, yes. If a stock has a history of IV crushing down after earnings, sell an iron condor an hour before close on earnings date 1 standard deviation wide (the MMM symbol on the trade page). Even if the stock moves against one of your strikes, as long as it isn't significant, you'll make money on the IV crush alone.

>>16952001
If Robinhood doesn't allow you to buy OTC stocks or international stocks you need to switch brokers. And you should anyway since other real brokerages have gone no-fee now.

>>16952136
na.. i'm just bored.... but i got a pool tournament to go to.. so please.. don't shit up the next thread.. i don't want to have to read through your shit...........

>>16952180
So do we buy strangles now and then sell them right before earnings when hype is the highest?

>>16952628
No, absolutely not, you sell AFTER earnings when IV crushes down. And I recommend straddles, if you have the money for undefined risk positions. If not, iron condors.

>>16952628
Sorry, to clarify, you sell the straddle right before earnings, then buy it back the next day at a discounted price after IV crushes down.

sold Feb $tlsa 1000c today...
hold me

>>16952669
So do we open strangles now and then close them right before earnings when hype is the highest?

Then open iron condors into earnings

Then after earnings, close iron condors and open strangles?

TSLA / Tesla has been going up really high. like from 420 to almost 600. This HAS to be a bubble right? no fucking way it just magically goes up almost 200