/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16947532
Kek, do people actually day this?

Everyone here is either a Toby or a Kevin.

>>16947605
Absolutely I’ve heard it from 3 different work places and people on tinder constantly make office references
>>16947956
Meh your projecting not everyone here is a loser you would be surprised

>>16947532
Based

>>16947532
Wouldn't that mean you're looking to fuck a married woman? Soibois aren't that based.

>>16947532
I've been told that I am Dwight at work before

>tfw been told I am pam

>>16947956
there are some dwights here

>>16947956
Quite a few Dwights, actually

>>16947532
Basedboy faces like this induce a fight response in me. I think it's because I know how incredibly rage filled they can get when their delicate worldview is shattered. They literally go psychotic, if you've never seen what I'm talking about, they basically turn into rabid animals and if you're the object of their rage you pretty much need to fight them. hard.

>>16948334
>>16948513
>>16948528
A Lot of Andy's too

>>16948353
Post feet

>>16947956
I'm more a Stanley.

All of you need to go back.

I'm a Gabe.

>>16947956
I'm more of a Ryan, handsome but nerdy

I never watched the office, can I get a translation of all these names so I understand that the fuck the normies are talking about at work?

>>16949240
Same

>>16949385
Nice, happy trails Gabe-fren.

>>16948334
At my old job I was Creed apparently

>>16947956
>knowing the names of office characters
ngmi.

Looks like it's time to go x100 short on you data-mining scum

>>16948334
Anon, I have bad news for you...

>>16948546
They don't get physical tho, right?

>>16948293
Betas think they're Jim but are actually either Dwight or Andy

>>16947532
How would you like to die?

>>16949822
Jim is a watered down normie version of Chad

Fans of the office should be euthanized.

>>16947956
this post is the biggest sell signal for everything on this board

>>16949343
>>16949343
>>16949343
>>16949343
pls respond

>>16949841
this is helpful

>>16947605
Yes. That show is faggot cancer.

>tfw am a creed

>>16947956
>>16949686
>>16949904
SELL SELL SELL SELL SLELL

>>16950036
Creepy old man that stinks and eats mung beans all day?

I'm definitely a hybrid when it comes to THE OFFICE charachters. I'd love to work WITH Michael (not FOR him) and adapt some and change a lot. My first order of business would be to pay my employees in Link and pay taxes in Twinkies or Bitcoin, whichever is preferred.. deduct business trips to Amsterdam and window-shopping in the red light district is definitely business related... My bookkeeperrrr says so too.
My second order of business is
CTFO and have more fun, be nice to Toby and give a leadership position to Pam, right above Michael&Jim. Sales is run by me (and ME only) since I am the leader of office and COINcidentally, also the leader of the union for office workers. Kevin gets a diet plan and a drum kit, Angela can do Party planning, working under(neath) Dwight... (...) Or on top. Whatever they prefer.. I just want my people to be happy.
My third order of business would be new vending machines (organic brokkoli, Wakame snacks from Costco and carrot sticks..., Condoms, USB sticks and Electronic Crypto wallets)
Whoever is not a sh*tcoiner, like the big boss, gets to go to Codecademy on my cost instead and gets a job in a BC mining facility in Northern Ireland as head of the de-dusting crew.. because those racks get super dusty and that's not fun to look at during a visit. Mandatory company yogilates and hammocking is included though.
And so on .
Any more ideas from other sh*tcoiners/miners/big bosses?

>>16950342
You're a dwight, anon.

>>16947605
all. the. time.

at work & on tinder

>>16947956
Literally sold some stock/crypto

>>16947532
im kelly
but twink and 4 of the 10 guys at my office fuck me on the reg
sometimes at the same time, at the office.

>>16949686
>OH NO. SOME PEOPLE ENJOYED A (((POPULAR))) TV SHOW!!! HOW DARE THEY LIKE A WELL KNOWN TV SHOW INSTEAD OF OBSCURITY!!! IM ((((TRIGGERED))))

>>16950499
It's okay, frenn, everything will be okay... Calm down and we can all talk about it, in a respectful manner.
What else triggered you in the past 2 hours while being on BIZ and probably some good porn sites, during work time? Just make sure you delete your browser history before anybody can see it, frenn. Not all bosses are as nice as me and support the free arts @ work...

>>16948224
>t. Coping loser

>>16950499

Reddit doesnt know how to use wojacks lmao, coping losers

>>16950697
>NOOOOO YOU MUST BE FROM REDDIT FOR DISAGREEING WITH LE 4CHAN HIVEMIND!!!
>LMAO

I don’t understand how people can wagecuck all day and then go home and watch a show about wagecucking . Thank god I'm a NEET, everytime I saw the office while I was a white collar wagie I would just get pissed thinking about going to work the next day and seeing the same phones or scenarios I would have to deal with. Pretty sure the writers used the Myers Briggs personality types for the characters so that’s why normies relate too it so much. Why are some of you Onions saying Jim is an Alpha? Alpha and wagecuck do not compute.

>>16947605
Yes. Go on tinder, Bumble, etc. 1/3 profiles is going to mention the office.

>>16950738

hahahhaha are you okay jannie are you OK?

>>16950342
>this fanfic about some kike tv show
tl;dr seriously just fuck off back to r*ddit

>>16950755
theres only one alpha on the office

>>16950764
>NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE MUST BE A 4CHANNEL JANNITOR THAT..ONLY USES REDDIT

>>16950342
have sex & seek sunlight

>>16950755
Jim is a growing alpha who is learning how to be a sociopath to move up in the ranks.
The Gervais Principle is a pretty good analysis.

>>16950764
Your meme is not very nice, a-hole!
Very offensive and inappropriate...
This 4chan board used to have at least a fraction of class back in my days.. now it's crawling with sh*tcoiners that don't know what they're doing. Put their life savings up for grabs on all kinds of exchanges and wonder, why they have to "wagecuck" around!?
A hamster in a wheel does have more choices at this point. The cage will remain but he/she can decide whether or not to make the wheel turn... Even you racist, have that choice.. Think about it! And get out of your mom's basement, take a nerd break, get some fresh air, hit a salad bar and change your attitude, young man!
And be so kind as to pull up your pants too, while you're at it, you sh*tty little entitled punk! Be greatful that you're anonymous here!
Unbelievable! Get a job, "frenn"!

>>16950790
That's a great idea! Just did that the other day and could use that again. The joy of the California sun and a good sexssion at the pool might relax me indeed.. Thx for the input, greatly appreciated! Maybe you should do the same.
Okay then, pls excuse me, while I go and get laid.

>>16950012
dwight is autismal weirdo, andy is beta weirdo, stanley is annoyed old black guy, toby is faggy hr guy that no one likes, kevin is fat retard

>>16950435
that's hot anon
jelly

>>16951516
ok faggot

>>16949887
Unironically hilarious show suitable for all audiences

The fandom just sucks

>>16947956
I'm a Stanley

>>16950342
>I'm definitely a hybrid when it comes to THE OFFICE charachters. I'd love to work WITH Michael (not FOR him) and adapt some and change a lot. My first order of business would be to pay my employees in Link and pay taxes in Twinkies or Bitcoin, whichever is preferred.. deduct business trips to Amsterdam and window-shopping in the red light district is definitely business related... My bookkeeperrrr says so too.
>My second order of business is
>CTFO and have more fun, be nice to Toby and give a leadership position to Pam, right above Michael&Jim. Sales is run by me (and ME only) since I am the leader of office and COINcidentally, also the leader of the union for office workers. Kevin gets a diet plan and a drum kit, Angela can do Party planning, working under(neath) Dwight... (...) Or on top. Whatever they prefer.. I just want my people to be happy.
>My third order of business would be new vending machines (organic brokkoli, Wakame snacks from Costco and carrot sticks..., Condoms, USB sticks and Electronic Crypto wallets)
>Whoever is not a sh*tcoiner, like the big boss, gets to go to Codecademy on my cost instead and gets a job in a BC mining facility in Northern Ireland as head of the de-dusting crew.. because those racks get super dusty and that's not fun to look at during a visit. Mandatory company yogilates and hammocking is included though.

what is the point of fighting for crypto if normie jews like this are going to be the ones that history remembers as 'crypto investors'

>>16947532
Why use lot word when few do?

>>16949812

Look at their upper body strength. It wouldn't matter if they did.

>>16947956
More of a Creed really

>>16953010
>people won’t think I’m cool when I make it big off my crypto holdings

Better sell everything, anon. Nothing is worth the shame of being remembered as some rich old turd

>>16947956
Literally anyone who pays attention to that show is a massive faggot

>>16947605
Ever been on tinder?

>>16949643
>>16950036
>>16953171

based creedposters

>non-ironic posting about The Office on /biz/

hello, fellow NPCs!

>>16950952
Absolutely based
Glad someone else read that too.

Literally everyone I see at my job are fucking stoners on the down low. Why even bother drug testing?

>>16947532
>JUST A JIM LOOKING FOR HIS PAM

>>16947956
FUUUUCKCKCKXKC SELL SELLL SELLL AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16950817
Not sure if cringe or bait. Either way, pretty dumb.

>>16949240
this guy fucks

ITT: sell signal

Niggers

>>16949247
>Ryanbro
Have we started the fire

>>16947532
>OMG OMG I LOOOOOOVE THE OFFICE

Roychad checking in. Everyone's life goal is my seconds

>>16949343
Michael - boss that tries way too hard to be funny and unintentionally triggers everyone
Dwight - autistic fuck with rage issues that's also a kiss ass to the boss
Jim - vanilla, spineless, boring guy whose only characteristic is playing lame pranks
Pam - vanilla, spineless, boring girl who has no personality
Stanely - surly old black guy
Kevin - fat and retarded
Oscar - gay Mexican
Toby - spineless HR guy
Phyillis - fat jewess woman
Angela - bitch
Ryan - good looking guy that didnt really do anything until they randomly decided to make him the main antagonist
Daryl - black guy that works in the warehouse
Jan - controlling bitch
Andy - sperg
Creed - crazy weird old guy
My girlfriend always has this shit on. Michael is literally the only funny character in the show. There's also some annoying indian bitch but I dont remember her name

>>16955753
Phyllis is Catholic, you retard.

>>16955764
Oh I'm so sorry I gave out incorrect lore about the Office

>>16950342
Also this is genuinely God-tier FUD. Top kek.

>>16955769
I have never seen The Office desu, I was just shitposting but the idea of "Office Lore" made me laugh. Upvoted. ^_^

>>16947956
I fall between an Oscar and an Angela

>>16949812
Nah theres this one guy who stabbed his boss/lifelong friend over politics 2 days ago

>>16947532
Lol once I hear a person talk about the office on several occasions and try using stories from the office as proofs for some point theyre trying to make—they all of a sudden just stop being human to me. They become an inanimate object that can talk and imitate what looks like a human. But they are not equal. They are the sheep and I am the lion.
I'm not even kidding, don't let the picture fool you.

>>16950342
8/10. Hard to tell if you're being sincere or ironic. Good job.

>>16951682
kek

>>16956081
Very true. These people live in a reality constructed by Jews. They really are cattle it's very sad.

>>16947956
I'm toby

>>16947605
i honestly think brooklyn 99 shit is spammed way more on dating sites these days

just an amy looking for her jake

does this imply that she isnt interesting at all and expects the man to be funny and carry every conversation?

>>16953590
Haha le funny NPC meme AND le funny onions meme? Dang you really got me anonXd popular things ARE bad

>>16950499
Yikes

I'd probably be David's wife if even.. he is (giving) head corporate. The (life) partner of David, head of corporate (?) Dunder Mifflin in New York, is probably pulling all the strings in secret, from a Manhattan penthouse on the Upper East side. To the best of my knowledge, that's how it works..
#whattheFisgoingoninthescrantonbranch
Good show, refreshing to see that it could be "better/worse".
My ppl have fun in the office, I'm only getting worried when the sh*tcoiners freak out online and keep selling...
HODL ppl! HODL! We're recovering still from the last sh*tcoinshow. I even had to cancel my order for the Tesla Cyber Truck since not wanting to lay off employees abroad. Now I had to settle for the ModelX, that pigeon winged Mini Van,... The future of common soccer mom cars! Damn it!

Inbetweeners references > Farscape references >>> Office references.

>>16950952
Gervais principle explains why nobody knows how to manage anything other than their own career. There is no virtue or anything that creates bonds between people. Sociopaths are super fucking cringe to be around and aren’t dependable. Have fun in the city.

>>16953010
Dear Crypto "friend"?!
If I'd be selling, your grandkids probably would still have to clean up your debt mess, you left behind. I believe ppl should educate themselves before even touching money... Let alone Credit cards...
DeFi might be the future but I'm simultaneously holding on dearly to all the $$$$$$ ... - in f-ing Cash at some point! Be prepared!

>>16947956
I’m Creed motherfucker

>>16957688
>9RXUuFY.jpg

>>16955753
Kelly is the poo-ess

>>16958642
Yes, and?

imagine watching the electric jew

>>16947532
>>16948224
>>16949887
>>16950021
IF YOU MENTION THE OFFICE IN YOUR TINDER OR BUMBLE PROFILE YOU ARE AN NPC

A FUCKING NPC

>>16959413
Never having used, neither Bumble for Tinder (know what those are though),
I have to ask at this point, why is it considered "lame" and such to use "Office" references?
Do ppl still meet online?
How about going out instead and meeting people on the go? Creepy strangers looking for an acceptable f*** with other strangers nearby is outdated again -if ever being a la mode at all..
What happened to this new generation?
No matter what TV character you may identify with the most, it's you, punk, that goes on dates.
Get out, get good food& drinks and get laid... And maybe, perhaps, at some point in your life... GET SERIOUS!
It's time to grow up a little...
#whataboutism

>>16959553
Is this ironic boomerposting or something? I don't get it.

>>16955188
>this guy fucks
>>16955294
>ITT: sell signal

Code Reddit, it's for real this time. Sell your shit and pack up your e-bags, it's time to fucking move.

>>16959580
I am a Millennial, in case you would like to know. Not only boomers may sound "boring&educated"

>>16959641
>brown id
sorry but brown id means your good intentions were a major failure

>>16950952
Again
>wage cuck
>alpha
Does not compute, you don’t get to be “alpha” when you lick shekelsteins ass for pennies on the shekel for what he’s making(which is 99% of jobs in corporate America besides upper upper management) and even then they still have to put on a facade and answer to the board of directors and be good little beta’s that would never step out of line. You can make 500k a year and still be somebody’s bitch hence not alpha.

>>16950499
>>16950738
>>16950817

NOOOOOOO I WENT INTO A THREAD THAT HAD STUFF I DON’T LIKE AND NOW I AM ANGRY HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!? WHY ISN’T 4CHAN LIKE REDDIT? I WANT MUH KEKOLD BBC PORN!!! AND HECKIN DOGGA POSTS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOW! WHY ISN’T EVERYONE LIKE REDDIT! YOU ARE A FREE SPEECH SITE BUT ALSO A HIVEMIND UNLIKE MUH REDDIT THAT BANS EVERYONE WITH A DIFFERENT OPINION!

>>16947956
I watched one episode and never looked back, are all Americans so gay?

>>16959985
Based

>>16959860
Even upper management has to lick the board’s/investors’ asses. NEETdom is the only true alpha choice.

>>16947956
Shorting this post

>>16947956
I'M VANCE FROM VANCE REFRIGERATION