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>21 yo
>first ever job interview tomorrow for minimum wage job

How do I explain my 2 years NEET gap in my resume and not spill my spaghetti?

>> No.16948008

>>16948002
You were taking care of a bedridden relative and did online work on the side

>> No.16948009

>>16948002
Just say you started a shrimp farm but it didn't work out as you would have expected

>> No.16948013

>>16948008
and the online work was dataentry. that way it requires no skill and they have no way of trapping you by asking specifics

>> No.16948022

>>16948002
its for fucking minimum wage. just don't be a retard and you'll get the job. they probably won't even ask/care about it.

>> No.16948026

>>16948002
Travel, caregiving for elderly parents, recovery from car accident injuries, basically shit that doesn't prompt followup questions that can't be planned ahead

>> No.16948085

>>16948002
tell them you stole small dogs and sold them on craigslist

>> No.16948142

>>16948085
I met a romanian dude at a bar once and he told me this is a gypsie thing. When the gypsies came to his small town everyone would keep their cats & dogs inside.

>> No.16948145

>>16948022

this
you might have to lie though. make sure you dont look like a useless turd

>> No.16948148
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>>16948008
>>16948009
>>16948013
>>16948022
>>16948026
>>16948085
If I get the ob, I will invest all my hard earned cash into linkies

>> No.16948185

>>16948148
Dont lie, just tell them you pursued non-profitable hobbies.