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How do you cure depression?

Im running out of time and will give 50 links to whoever gives me the solution

>> No.16917173

>>16917171
Stop watching porn

>> No.16917191

>>16917171
Sex instead of porn
Work instead of porn
Eat good instead of porn

>> No.16917197

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yid-CW-O9Qw

also go see a shrink and buy LINK

>> No.16917205

prostate orgasm without touching your cock

>> No.16917219

First step is to stop porn and masturbation.

I agree with:
>>16917173
>>16917191

Then the diet, good 7-8 hour sleep, and start exercising. Basics.

>> No.16917225
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16917225

getting a GF and if it doesnt work ROPE

>> No.16917233

>>16917173
>>16917191

>>16917205

The duality of man

>> No.16917252

Lift weights
Eat healthy
Get enough sleep
Stop watching pornography
Find a hobby that doesn't involve computers or video games
Develop relationships with others

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>>16917171
Sell your shitcoins, start over with something new in your life, get help

>> No.16917275

Magic mushrooms. But you gotta do a "heroic" dose.

>> No.16917282

>>16917171
Make more money

>> No.16917284

>>16917171
you get out what you put in. fix your life and the depression will go away. lifting was a good 1st step for me. work at least part time. men need purpose. if you can't pull girls get a hooker. they also NEED pussy. people forget that we're animals too. sometimes it isn't as complicated as we make it out to be.

>> No.16917305

>>16917171

CBD 100mg 2x a day.

>> No.16917310

>>16917171
kys

>> No.16917360

>>16917171
All you have is time.
A notecard and a sharpie.
Five goals for the week. Simple to complex.
Take care of them. And one is personal: ask her out. You've got a whole week to do it. Cross em off as you go.
Now. The week's over. You did four. Great! Re-write. Put the one you didn't do at the top. Give me four new ones. Go.

>> No.16917925

I will say this once and you listen.

Eat raw animal products

>> No.16918295

>>16917191
you don't know what depression is do you? masturbation is literally the last thing on your mind once you hit rock bottom.

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>>16917252
>Find a hobby that doesn't involve computers or video games

>> No.16918396

>>16917171
Look all these suggestions are just meme stuff
>muh work out
>muh have sex
>muh pills

The truth is it’s a switch in your head that you have to flick, depression is a mindset you have to oust from your head.
This is going to sound weird af but I’ll tell you what worked for me, I turned to the Law of attraction (inb4 larp and meme). Anon, go to /x/ and read the loa thread in there, read the material in the OP (start with q&a and feeling), just drop and prejudices you might have about it and follow what it tells you to do and most of all believe and trust in it.
I know how all that sounds and I was reluctant to even post it, but it has undoubtedly, unironically worked for me.

>> No.16918418

Wow I was gonna suggest you watch more porn

>> No.16918470

>>16918396
I agree with this anon on the fact that it is a mental switch. More so than accomplishment even having a shift of perspective on life can give you new purpose. That’s why some people say hallucinogenic drugs can cure depression. I would not suggest them, however it can change a perspective I’ve been told.

>> No.16918483

Intermittent fasting (I believe there's research that it can regrow brain cells). Cutting down grain consumption (rice, wheat etc). Regular exercise. Going to sleep earlier and waking up before 7am.

There's a thousand things you can do to improve your condition but you have to make small steps and stick with it.

0x522fdCbed2CEB907Acc3c9257f0ADfE813fcD31E

I could go on

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16918490

a gf who loves you for who you are

>> No.16918507

>>16918396
have sex

>> No.16918521

>>16918470
It's not a mental switch and you're retarded if you think that. Depression is a battle. It's not a switch. Depression is like playing a game of chess against a grandmaster and your soul is on the line. You don't win in 1 move.

>> No.16918542

>>16918396
>depression is a mindset
sadness is a mindset.
clinical depression is nothing like that.

>> No.16918591

>>16917171
Just bee yourself

>> No.16918643

>>16917171
Micro dose LSD, about 2micrograms in one pill.

You'll thank me later..

0xee03782215d7db801552591d4fdd8e8cefcaadeb

>> No.16918701

>>16917171
Stop watching porn. Start lifting. Go for walks. Make shitty jokes to cashiers that you know aren't funny but they have to laugh because it's a service industry. Stop eating processed food. Try to speak to your family more. And finally KYS cause if you weren't a faggot and actually done this it would work but you won't cause your a forementioned faggot and you won't give me that link.

If you have testicles and you're depressed become a trap cause your test levels are obviously absolute shit.

>> No.16918808

>>16918643
I went from being retarded right wing to enlightened natsoc after a heavy lsd hit. I completely forgot who I was and came out a better man.

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>>16917171
Turn everything off, drive your car to the middle of nowhere, sit there for two hours without your phone, and don’t fall asleep.

The alternative, which is better to do before this, is to PRAY, but you’re probably too big of a pussy to do that like most autists.

>> No.16919184

>>16918808
>natsoc>lolbert
They’re both retarded and wrong.

>> No.16919217

>>16919146
Good advice

>> No.16919224

>>16917171
An Hero. You'll never be depressed again.

>> No.16919231

>>16917171
Imagine yourself a peaceful life in your desired anime world.
This is where you get after all the hardships in the real world. Just believe.
This will cure your depression away.

>> No.16919238

>>16917171
God I love this these types of threads

>> No.16919254

>>16919238

well are you going to tell us why?

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16919268

Watch Evangelion

>> No.16919302

>>16919184
What's your philosophy? You can't say somethings wrong and not offer any kind of rebuttal/alternative.

That's literally retarded.

>> No.16919320

>>16918521
Actually in chess you do win in one move

>> No.16919379

>>16919320
Depressions a meme prove me wrong.

>> No.16919392

>>16919320
Wrong guy
>>16918521>>>>>>
>>16919379

>> No.16919399

>>16918542
Sadness is an emotion, depression is a mindset. I.e. the worlds out to get me, I’m unlucky, this is hopeless, no one cares about me, I’m unimportant, I’m undeserving etc. the list goes on it’s a way of thinking aka a mindset. Unfortunately being a brainlet isn’t one.

>> No.16919418

>>16917171
1. Clean your room, I know it's dirty stop fucking lying. Just do it, trust me.
2. Buy weights, any weights, fuck, fill up huge 40 gallon buckets with water and start lifting those even for 5 minutes per day.
3. Start showering and brushing teeth daily.
4. When you start putting yourself down and catch yourself, tell the depression to suck your fat balls.
5. Go out for walks.
6. Eat better. (this is very important)
7. STOP. DRINKING. SODA / ENERGY DRINKS.

Depression since I was 15, I am 28 today and I started doing this maybe 17 months ago and depression is GONE. Just cleaning my room, changing it, was enough to make me feel good.

holytext.org/gospel

These are in no particular order anon, enjoy.

>> No.16919446

>>16919418

you werent depressed

>> No.16919452

nofap and caffeine

>> No.16919461

>>16917171
Why are his eyes like that? In all the rest of the Womack's his eyes are symmetrical - what happened to him in this one?

>> No.16919466

>>16919446
shut the fuck up dude, you have no idea what ive been through you dumb fuck

>> No.16919467

Nothing but bullshit answers

I don't watch porn. I have an 18 y/o waifu gf I creampie in every night when she's here. She loves me unconditionally. Still want to rope every day

>> No.16919473

>>16919399
Depression is not a mindset you fucking retard, do the bare bones amount of research and you'll see it's largly physiological.

>> No.16919483

>>16917171
No cure. Only small steps you can take daily to appreciate things more. Gratitude is the answer but it's not the cure

>> No.16919485

Martial arts where you spar a lot. Something like boxing.

You'll have to ramp up to the point where you have the skill to fight other people, but it is well worth it.

>> No.16919491

Lifting weights is another bullshit answer. It works for a lot of people but not for everyone. I've lifted religiously for 8 years, shit changes nothing at this point. It's a compulsion.

>> No.16919492

>>16919467
You can get severe depression from not having something as simple as enough magnesium.

>> No.16919494

>>16919467
Seek professional help

>> No.16919526

Ketamine, or if you can find it, Methoxetamine.

I'm serious. Look it up.

>> No.16919531

>>16919492
>>16919494
I have borderline and avoidant personality disorder. This is the life I'm confined to. There's no steady ride for me, just a perpetual series of peaks and troughs.

>> No.16919535

>>16919467
>I have an 18 y/o waifu gf I creampie in every night when she's here.
so you're letting out your semen every night, like I said, nofap and caffeine faggot

>> No.16919572

>>16919467
Here you go anon. The ancients knew.

http://www.kirasalak.com/Peru.html

>> No.16919591

>>16919531
Jesus Christ can help you, if you get saved. holytext.org/gospel

>> No.16919638

>>16919473
Nice cope, but apparently not a strong enough one to fix “chemically” induced depression. Maybe smile more or something to increase those rouge endorphin chemicals in your brain and make you happy. I would highly suggest strengthen your mind.

>> No.16919687

Jedi Flip... Look it up...

Hint: you mix 3 drugs to open your soul to the force

>> No.16919707

Bible
/thread

>> No.16919724

>>16919591
kys

>> No.16919750

Microdose the shit out of every drug u know

>> No.16919754

Transcendental meditation and a low dose of shrooms or lsd or ingested marijuana

>> No.16919764

>>16917173
Yes, but how the fuck do you stop watching porn? It's as addictive as crack and always available within seconds.

>> No.16919778

Go out and do things for others

>> No.16919796

>>16919467
Your waifu is a coping mechanism. She loves you but you don't love her.

>> No.16920256

>>16917171
cbd oil

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>>16917171
join a gang

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>>16917171
You have to earn happiness by accumulating achievements. Pride.
Start by fixing your diet, sleep and exercise. No drugs.
Get a job and stack that cash.

>> No.16920636

>>16917171
Repent of all your sins and place your faith and trust upon Jesus Christ for your salvation alone

>> No.16920810

>>16917171
Shrooms. 10 g. Got to go through hell if you want to see the light.

>> No.16920919

>>16917275
Get a kaos pad too. Then do mushrooms. Then be incredibly entertained and in awe.

>> No.16920923

>>16919461

he's decaying

>> No.16920939

>>16917171
you cure depression by getting out of the environment that is making you depressed

>> No.16920971

>>16917360
very beta.

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>>16919764
Something something jesus

>> No.16920999

>>16918542
>>16919473
it has nothing to do with your brain not having enough serotonin n sheeet though. depression has a reason, a mental reason and taking pills to suppress the symptoms is the worst / most coward / lowest iq choice one can make. even if you start living a "normal" life when you take it. when you're depressed you're not meant to lead a "normal" life.

>> No.16921002

>>16919467
You legit need a professional to give you pills to make the happy chemical, bro.

>> No.16921016

>>16920939
changing environment is necessary if it feels natural, but forcing yourself to change environment to escape depression will only work temporarily, there's a 100% chance you'll get depressed in the new environment as well, then keep getting depressed earlier if you keep forcing yourself to change them to the point where it won't work at all.
depression is more complex than that. generally only change environments when you genuinely want to and not have to force yourself to.

>> No.16921025

>>16919467
find yourself.

>> No.16921033

yuge dose of ketamine or dxm EOD

>> No.16921047

It's strange. I was watching the SF 49ers playoff game today and I had this urge to run outside and shit on the sidewalk.

>> No.16921049
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>>16917171
You dont. Depression cures you. Embrace it.

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>>16917225
This

>> No.16921058

>>16917171
quit porn, quit soi, quit plastic, start lifting, eat sufficient calories and protein

>> No.16921075

>>16917171
Guys if you are really desperate don’t be afraid to go to a fucking doctor. You don’t even need to see a psychiatrist. I’ve been completely hopeless, utterly crippled by mental issues. I’ve been to psychiatrists, counselors etc. finally at like 25 I had a breakdown and it was my GP (regular family doc) that tried some different meds with until I felt fucking normal. You are in control. You don’t have to take anything you don’t want to. Good luck.

>> No.16921089

>>16919764
Just realize how much it justs you.

>> No.16921102

>>16921049
h i g h i q
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>> No.16921103

>>16919302
Of course he can. He has no obligation to show you a better way.
I can say "trying to eat through your butthole is retarded" and offer no solution because obvious reasons

>> No.16921104

>>16921075
Kick rocks unbased jewgod.

>> No.16921124

>>16917173
I agree with this. I started to eat healthy food, sleep 8 hours, concentrate in my job and go more time outside of my home only removing porn and fapping.

>> No.16921139

>>16921104
>muh pharmaceutical jew
Right on queue

>> No.16921160

>>16921075
>dude just try pills until one of them makes your symptoms go away! depression is a literal glitch in the brain! no other explanation! you make the symptoms go away and it's the same as if you went thru it and got cured!

sorry i feel kinda bad for being mean to you, take pills if you must but at least stop talking others into it.


https://www.today.com/health/stephen-colbert-opens-about-anxiety-struggle-i-had-nervous-breakdown-t136535

>"I had a bit of a nervous breakdown after I got married — kind of panic attacks," he shared. "My wife would go off to work and she’d come home — because I worked at night — and I’d be walking around the couch. And she’s like, 'How was your day?' And I’d say, 'You’re looking at it.' Just tight circles around the couch."
>The nine-time Emmy winner said his anxiety got so bad, he "needed to be medicated."

>"Xanax was just lovely. You know, for a while. And then I realized that the gears were still smoking. I just couldn’t hear them anymore. But I could feel them, I could feel the gearbox heating up and smoke pouring out of me, but I was no longer walking around a couch," he shared, adding that he took the drug for just nine days.


he dropped xanax, he accepted the nervous breakdown.
then emerged from it and became what he was meant to.

>> No.16921193

>>16921160
wtf Stephen Colbert? Who cares what he says. Dude’s probably a pedo like his buddy podesta

>> No.16921200

>>16921193
i don't watch him, but i wager he's living a more successful/fulfilling life than you on your pills ever will.

>> No.16921206

>>16921200
His job is being a mouthpiece for anti-white interests. Of course he suffers from nervous breakdowns.

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>>16921200
Nah I’m good. I still have a soul, a big tit wife and 2 white kids.

>> No.16921231

>>16917171
I nice little folio of some futureproof/long term alts like ATOM, BAT, CHZ and ALGO.

>> No.16921242

>>16917171
There is no solution. Once you have it, it never goes away. I have ptsd and am traumatized for life. Will probably kms before turning 30. Have been suicidal for 8 years and the thoughts have only gotten darker.

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>>16921231
Inshallah brother

>> No.16921255

>>16921206
Back to pol please.

>> No.16921282

>>16917171
Zoloft and levothyroxine.

>> No.16921363

>>16919526
K is legit. I have had lifelong moderate anxiety/depression and for a couple of weeks after K I feel, just... normal & stable. Damn, I need to get some more, thanks for reminding me anon.

>> No.16921370

Drop 300ug of LSD late in the evening, and get to the brass tax of your issues.

>> No.16921388

>>16919467
Research pimozide, it even reverts tranny thoughts

>> No.16921395
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>>16917171

With my experiences so far, there hasn't really been a cure for depression- but there have been things that help manage symptoms.

Drugs
Vitamin D
Exercise
Fresh air
Eat healthier
Socializing
Water
Sleep
Therapy
Try something new

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>>16921370
>brass tax

>> No.16921414

>>16921139
>Why take the rock out of your shoe when you can kill the pain and your brain with meds?

>> No.16921450

>>16917171
>How do you cure depression?
Hire top tier escorts and cum in their mouth.
Repeat until no depression.

>> No.16921491

>>16917171

You should take (((anti-depressants))) like a good goy, I mean guy.

>> No.16921549
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16921549

Honestly after everything I've tried I've came to the conclusion that you're supposed to feel bad. This world is unnatural for us and human civilization advanced much faster than the humans themselves did. Ted was right.

It's not like it matters, there are almost 8 billion people out there and a ton of them are exactly like you. Even famous people can be easily and quickly replaced. I don't even feel bad thinking about suicide anymore, it's a light at the end of the tunnel now.

>> No.16921785

>>16917171
By asking God's help (unironically)

>> No.16921793

Go sit in your garden and look at a tree

>> No.16921824

>>16917197
Literally this

Just quit being a faggot

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>>16918490
Cute but delusional

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>>16919467
>Muh cute waifu gf

Anon you know fucking a pillow doesn't count..?

>> No.16921855

>>16917171
Magic mushrooms anon

>> No.16922290

>>16921255
shut the fuck up he is right

>> No.16922310

>>16920919
If you know you know

>> No.16922859

>>16917171
Buying silver helps

>> No.16922861

water only fast for 3 days

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16922964

Take a pen wright about your past. Your situation and what do you want in the near and far future.
If you need to think and can t take a long walk to think.
If you have any addiction problem stop don t do it slowly do it now and fast.

>> No.16923005

>>16917171
> 1 post by this ID

>> No.16923018

>>16917171
working hard
and for you, not for anyone else

>> No.16923058

>>16917171
Heroin. Fuck it.

>> No.16923106

>>16917171
I literally have herpes covering my lips. It's uncurable and doesn't go away. Nobody has looked at me without disgust in about a decade. Does that happen to you? If not then stop being depressed and go get laid. Thats all it takes, even if it's a whore.

>> No.16923882

For 90%+ of the 100,000 years humans have existed, we spent a looot of our day talking to other people or in quiet introspection... the only time we had to bottle our emotions was during war. These endless distractions of the modern age are terrible for the human spirit. We're meant to feel our feelings, it's like a big knot that needs to get massaged out.

Taking drugs is bad (prescribed or not), distracting yourself with work, porn, movies, video games, etc. is bad. Drinking away your problems is bad. You need to sit and feel your feels, and then share them with friends and family even if it's embarrassing... you have to just keep processing from every angle until you finally get over it.

>> No.16923990

>>16917252
>Find a hobby that doesn't involve computers or video games
I disagree with this one because a lot of artistic hobbies require computers nowadays; for example, everyone draws on tablets and uses DAWs for music production. The big thing is to cut out hobbies focused on consooming, such as playing vidya or watching anime all day. You can still do these things, but they should take a backseat in favor of some creative hobby.