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Recently broken up. I don’t want a woman in my life but I need some ass eventually... troubled

>>16897044
this has literally been a meme for 9 years, and it's only getting more poignant

>>16897629
if only i had known back in r9k that i would still feel that feel a decade later....

>>16897649
i got married and divorced in that timestamp and i'm right back to
>tfw no gf

but i'm way more spiteful now

>>16897626
In the same boat, Anon.

>>16897685
>normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A gf is basically getting a new set of problems. Don't get me wrong, it will feel awesome at first. But if you think everything will be amazing forever or that it will somehow fix your life... It definitely wont

>>16897708
i'd be happy witha fwb that likes to cuddle and watch anime, but she'll probably catch feelings and want me to marry her or something

>>16897626
Isn't that why God invented sex workers?

>>16897729
>tfw american

>>16897044
how tf u get gf if the only thing u have is mooney

>>16897044
>Off topic
I don't care that you're alone and the world wants you to be faggot

You will feel bitter when she acts irrationally even after giving her solid advice. If you truly care for her, you will hate it when she keeps talking to those who hurt her. You will explain to her that if a dude speaks to a girl is only because he wants to fuck her and she wont believe you. If she's too smart she will manipulate you emotionally. If she's too dumb (and doesnt even want to grow) you'll feel like there is no connection. My best advice to anyone would be to pick a hobby that you can market nowadays and just go full speed at it for as long as it takes, never quit. And also make sure its a hobby you can do while being depressed.

Bump

Never once had that feel.

>>16897685
It would be pretty funny if all of us that went to r9k 1.0 posting
>tfw no gf
all those years ago come back in some years flooding the board with
>tfw divorce
No offense

>>16897854
Idk enough women really have too much understanding of them (not to generalize). but im just kinda focusing on myself anyways :) whatever happens happens lots of beautiful ladiez where i live anyways :D

>>16897044
Don't remind me, please.

adopt a dog. save a life, learn the meaning of unconditional love. have the ultimate best friend. attract a woman.
it's pretty easy, anon.

>>16897044

Dont you ever dare to hook up on an ONS from tinder or whatsoever...was at doctor and tested me against chlamydia and other stuff thankfully negative am now waiting for HIV test to arrive which the doctor also expects negative gonna additionally do syphillis test since a weird spot appeared after she sucked me off with no protection a week or so after it.... 2 to 3 months later that spot disappeared....Jesus Christ im never ever going to do thot stuff anymore....
Sex should be only for reproduction and is overrated af

>>16897044
virgin

>>16900284
Had a few scares with this stuff. Tinder etc. are like shooting fish in a barrel but you have to be super careful.

I’m actually dating a girl I met off Tinder but she’s foreign, and I would personally never recommend anyone date a girl off a dating app. 99% of them are cancerous and not girlfriend material.

>tfw no (nico bully) gf

>>16901799
Tfw 2 of my only GFs were from tinder.

Not having a gf is nearly the best financial decision you can make

Date fat chicks they are superior

>>16897044
>tfw no gf

>>16897044
it's overrated m8

>>16897854
This - holy shit

Got a date with a blonde 24 year old lads.
She's quite cute and looks like a dork, how do I not fuck this up?

>>16897854
Then leave? Once she sees you have the strength to walk away they fold like lawn chairs. Smart or stupid, they’re still women.

> tfw gf
> tfw she's genuinely interested in my investments
> tfw we have a coffee at our fav place and I explain her for an hour how the cryptocurrencies work, why LINK will make me rich one day, how Gold is always a safe bet and how the Jews are ruining everything
> tfw she's becoming more and more right-wing thanks to me
> tfw she straight up says she hates trannies and mixed-race relationships
I'm never planning to marry, but I guess I'll keep this one around for longer.

>>16897765
>tfw yuropean but now im addicted to prostitutes and I spend all my money in it and it doesnt even make me feel good cause even tho im banging 9/10 big brapper qts I know im cheating and i cant get pussy the normal way and I dont even want to cause im used to fuck girls 10 times hotter than the average girl even tho the average girl think shes too hot for me

>>16903839
My god anon, you have really fucked yourself on this one.