/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR GREEEEEN DAY

FEELING GOOD

FUCK BEARS

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

what memes should we be buying tomorrow?

>>16879724
tsla after two down days it'll rocket back up

First for SNSS

>>16879724
Make tomorrow’s gambles today
Make Monday’s gambles tomorrow

>>16879745
nice gains today

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Whats a good 1 year rate of return from today?

>>16879788
Ten hundred percent

>>16879788
7-15%. we just had a 25-30% year but that shit doesn't happen often, but almost always there is a decent year after (~10%)

>>16879788
I started trading after Christmas in 2016. On Jan 1st, 2018 I was up 40 something percent YoY then -15% in 2019 and on Jan 1, 2020 I was up 31% YoY

>>16879818
My port returns done on the broker site
1 year 127%
3 month 82%

>>16879847
size of port?

>>16879877
5 fig

>>16879889
nice

TCON has turned my week around. I’m going to DCA any dips from here and hold till around $20. Fat cat Disney has proven children are a sure investment for our future.

TCON

Tracon partner 3D Medicines granted orphan designation for envafolimab 3D Medicines was granted FDA orphan designation for envafolimab as a treatment of biliary tract cancer, according to a post to the FDA website. On Dec. 20, 2019, Tracon Pharmaceuticals announced that it had signed a collaborative partnership agreement with 3D Medicines for the development of envafolimab, also known as KN035, a PD-L1 single-domain antibody administered by subcutaneous injection, for development in soft tissue sarcoma in North America.

... and it’s Only the beginning here. Hell news hit at almost close so the stock only spiked ≈50% so far. Not even an overreaction compared to bio’s +100% trends for short term. Either way it’s going up from here long term, no matter what happens short. It is now your turn anon, make your move.

>>16879788
4x, but unironically

So far I've lost 1,191.19 (14.36%) of my total investment wad. Fuck it. When ONTX delivers the good news that lost money won't mean anything.

TCON

4.1m os = $14.30m MC with minimum $100m MC on cash deal plus assets.....
PT $20 near term....
*See current license deals thus far.....

TRACON and 3D Medicines and Jiangsu Alphamab entered into a product development collaboration whereby TRACON will be responsible for the clinical development and commercialization of envafolimab in soft tissue sarcoma in North America, with the majority of the development activities expected to occur in the U.S.

Recall that TRACON licensed TRC253 from Janssen. And if they exercise their opt-in right to reacquire the asset upon the Phase II proof-of-concept data, TRACON is entitled to receive a $45 million upfront payment, up to $137.5 million in success-based milestones..

TRACON will lead clinical development and commercialization in the U.S. TRACON and I-Mab will share the costs for more advanced development stages and for U.S. commercialization. And the 2 companies will also equally share in profits from U.S. commercialization.

The good news is I'm up 21% this month trading options spreads alone
The bad news is my account started with 500 dollars

>>16880124
Profit is Profit. Any extra green is good

>>16880124
I started with 200. Fomo sucks but what can you do

>>16880124
You’re killing it, anon. Greed is what will put you in the red. Compound every gain to make a nice stack. Imagine being -20% right now

LCI to the sky.

>>16879785
Do you got any recommendations then?

>>16880171
>>16880196
>>16880210
thanks frens

If repeating digits, the big one happens tomorrow.

>>16880124
what sort of spreads are you buying?

>>16880232
why i'm glad you asked. attached is my dividend portfolio (black) and my current watchlist (red).

Right now the dogs of the dow look pretty good, including CSCO, CVX, PFE, IBM and VZ which I currently own

>>16880248
>bearcucks

>>16880258
Ugh I bought CSCO to build a position and it shot right up before I could buy more than 1 share

>>16879734
this

>>16880252
All credit spreads I can do in a limited account
Mostly vertical call/put spreads and iron condors for earnings plays.
Only trade when IV percentile is over 50% and only buy options with a volume of AT LEAST 300 which is a low threshold but I need to wheel and deal. Also only enter into credit spreads when the credit received is close to 33% of the difference between strike price.

>>16880280
anything under 50 is a good deal

>>16880096

>this is your mind on pharma penny memes

>>16880301
it has a forward p/e of 87, was just downgraded by morgan stanley, some people are going to take profits and shorts are likely going to try and get some retribution. This is going sub 450 soon

>Eli Lilly targets quarterly deals of $1 bln-$5 bln in 2020 -CFO
Fuck... let the speculation begin!

Guys does the wallstreet room still exist with the people waving papers and yelling???,??

>FCEL
>ACB
thank me later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uRwZRPQ8RE&feature=emb_title

TSLA ALERT

Sandy Munro Discusses Tesla Live on Autoline.

on another note ive been paper trading for over a year now and i feel like the only mistake i could have made is selling a stock because they just keep going up. but i fear that if i enter with my own money everything will go to shit.

>>16880354
Is that bad boys 2?

lol

>>16880385
long neck readjustment surgery

>>16880124
>>16880196
My initial start was 100, but I quickly deposited more after I got a feel for it.

>>16880385
>Catch up = ketchup
Based boomer humor!

>>16880418

What’s your snss position how far up are you?

>>16880370
It will seem like it anon because you’ll ocd notice any negative % or red or money loss when it’s your real money and it’ll turn you inside out. Just remember your training and stay strong.

BROS
BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP GETTING BABY YODA

TIME TO GET IN ON BBW?!
I KNOW YOU LOVE MICROCAPZ!!

>>16880453
yup this is it. at first i was the same and sold after being down 1% in a day because "what if this was real money???" but after a while i made my stocks go with the upward flow.

$125,000,000 potential capex to get 600,000 cybertrucks out if the tech works

vs

$615,000,000 for the F150

>>16880427
I have 95k shares at an average of 0.48, right now I'm up $7589

>>16880328
soon as in tomorrow or soon as in a week.
cause i'm tell you it pumps again before people get wise but that will be well within the window for earnings report where i intended to rebuy anyway

>>16880352
do you mean the trading floor at the NYSE kekkies? The Chicago mercantile exchange?!
>>16880464
bilge bear bilge bear it's a buy

>>16880495
If Ford would ever dip, I’m going all in.

>>16880464
>TIME TO GET IN ON BBW?!
Can you handle all that woman?

>>16880527

going all in on ford? Looking for $8-9?

>>16880531
I got the sickness for the thicccness so I’m going to start a smoll position here at BBW

>>16880521
Wow. I’ve never been. Give me the inside scoop!

Is it worth -4 P/E!?!

>>16880531
Much Preferred to NTR

>>16880543
Ford is iron condor material. Been at 9ish dollars forever.

>>16880543
$8’s would trigger me to buy. I would love $7’s and go all in.

>>16880511

Nice was just curious

Hey Grats to LCLguy btw on LCl getting back above 10 shmeckles.

>>16880564
the build a bear where I got my sweeties closed down :(
I haven't been to one in 14 years

>>16880511
Wew how much are you up since you started trading?

>>16880601
It's going to 12 at least. Maybe even 60. We should all make it.

>>16878518
Bit late to the party, but it was a very fine day. Futures are looking good too. Took my profits on AMD and now I have 15K cash laying around looking for an investment

>>16880601

If he’s being honest his average is way under 10 but there were a lot of idiots here who fomo’d in at 10.50+ so they’re likely glad

I made some money today
I also made flan
:)

>>16880718
He started buying above 16 over a year ago... could’ve made much more DCAing down on a good company or chucking it in SOXL... but hindsight and all that

>>16880625
I'd have to math the shit out of that because I have more than one brokerage account, but I haven't doubled up yet on my entire equity.

>>16880718
i did.
medical fag here.
numbrino is gonna be an absolute GOD SEND for intubation and NG tubes.
Just for the junkies alone that are going to be digging for it i bought 20 shares at 10

>>16880762
for fuck sake people, it's the only cocaine based nasal spray with FDA approval

>>16880783
imagine buying novacaine at $10/share

>>16880762
>numbrino
I love that the first google search result is a snopes article (picrelated)

>>16880724
living cheap is living good.
got the spinach for 99c.
this little number costs about 15c a pop.

>>16880803
yeah because dude weed lmao.
people hear cocaine and start giggling.

>>16880737

Yikes that true? Can’t hate ive opened some positions I’m not proud of myself I guess

>>16880823
What is this, a meal for ants?
Jk looks good
>>16880836
You’re talking about the guy who’s been known to shill HMNY, BGFV, and GME... not sure what his deal is besides loving attention and being obsessed with short-squeezes.

>>16880875
Yeah I definitely have to make more than one haha

>>16880823
I mean, I'm not living that cheap, to where I know how much my groceries cost...
Actually I never hold back on spending when it comes to food and drinks. But I cook my own stuff.

I don't really spend money on anything else besides food and my mortgage though. So I have plenty of money to buy stocks. :3

>>16880908
for sure i'm just getting started capitalizing.
looking forward to a similar policy :)

>>16880823
is that a cold tortilla?

>>16881004
It becomes hot in the microwave anon

>>16880823
There's living cheap, and then there is impoverishing yourself for no good reason. You only get one life anon. Money isn't everything.

>>16881018
stovetop will taste better

>>16881029
How much did you make today you jammy cunt?

>>16881029
well look at you! That's something only a rich person would say.
You made your first million dollars on your SNSS today and you're already giving boomer pep-talks to the kids. I like that.

Reminder to buy index funds, food stocks, and get dividends.
Also, sell puts faggots.

Uhhhh what the hekkies?
Did the Nikkei just gap up to a 52-week high at the open? Did it do that on purpose?

>>16881099
I bought Tyson and I regret it already. Just downgraded today...

I want to invest in tesla because I see huge potential to grow through the decade to come, but at the same time I'm not very confident in the company. It seems to rely heavily on speculation more than any real results. I see why so many people short it, longing it might leave you a bagholder it the party ever suddenly crashes. There is also a lot of small problems like guidance system causing crashes and too many people waiting to recharge at a station can be problematic and need to be addressed. If everything works, I absolutely see this as a golden opportunity even at $500, but if the facts come out and they all point to piling problems, it could come down hard. What do people here think, whether you hate or love tesla, I want to hear it.

>>16881141
Buy high and sell low

>>16881076
>>16881087
Guys I'm not rich. I understand eating poverty chow. I'm just saying, once you get some money squared away it's not a bad thing to eat something better than a ketchup and mustard spinach tortilla.

>>16881029
>>16881076
>>16881087
Must be nice he had rich parents to give him a headstart in life to give him hundreds of thousands of dollars to invest on the first place.

>>16881141
just buy index funds and don't tunnel on one stock
if you really like it, look for a nice buying opportunity and grab a couple shares. But don't stress about it, don't fall for FUD or FOMO. If you didn't buy it at 200, why would you buy it at 500?
You should discount the uncertainty of the stock, AND you should discount your own uncertainty in investing in it. Find something nice and full of money that you can be sure of. There are other stocks in the ocean.

>>16881171
>hundreds of thousands of dollars
cmon son. dream big or don't dream at all.

>>16881171
My parents didn't give me this money, and I don't have 6 figures.

>>16881220
Yet*. I don't have 6 figures yet.

>>16881141
You said it yourself, TSLA is running purely on hype. It will be a catastrophe, the second great depression in a single ticker.

>futures
We closed at all time highs, and the party is still going throughout the night.
We need at least 5 more CNBC headlines about why a recession is impossible before we start to get concerned

anyone know of good google spreadsheet portfolio trackers?
my broker is still living in the stoneage, no other options to switch desu

>>16881377
Do you think that there will be a recession or at least a stock market crash this year?

>>16881400
you can just make a virtual portfolio on a bunch of different websites
( I think tradingview, investing.com, marketwatch etc. all offer this kind of functionality)
there are probably also phone apps and stuff that do it as well.
Does it have to be google sheets/excel?

in google sheets you should be able to make what you want by hand pretty easily, you can grab the stock price from google finance really easily:
https://www.google.com/search?q=google+sheets+get+stock+price

>>16881321
That shit better happen tomorrow... $483 tomorrow or I'm going to be pissed off.

Anyone know if cbd sector is hot again?

>>16881430
don't know
I don't see any recession case. What are the possibilities? even if the Chinese or European banks implode, I think the US economy can tread water. The only thing that could cause a US recession this year is if consumer spending suddenly tanks hard and stays down. I don't see a case for it.

For a stock market crash, probably not. The most likely case I see for that is if things continue running really nicely throughout H1 and we start to get to some steep stock valuations, then everyone starts to cool off at the same time. But even then it's just a run-up and correction, not a catastrophe. In that case it would count as a "crash" if we go down quite a bit in a short time, but it would be after an increase from current levels.
I don't see any structural case for a crash, and I don't think that people are really that interested in selling just yet.

>>16881470
Are there CBD-specific stocks that aren't just dudeweed stocks?
I have never used a CBD product in my life. I don't have connections with the zoomers, are they all CBD-ing these days? I have no understanding of those products or the financials involved...

Hey SMG, new to stocks. Is it too late to FOMO in? Just got paid and looking to dump $200 in to mess around with. Do you reckon I’ll get bogged or is it safe?

>>16881499
just put $50 or $100 in and see how it goes.
Safety is up to you. You can buy things that are more or less safe depending on what you are comfortable with.

Why should I buy stocks when theyre at all time highs?

I can physically feel my face changing from red to green.

Thanks SNSS anon!

>>16881486
Yeah you’re right it’d be just dudeweed stocks. Is dudeweed sector hot right now?

>>16881535
Statistically they're often at all-time highs.

>>16881564
Idk but I bought CGC at $18 and im doing good now

Sure I may be down now but I look at the upcoming good news for ONTX and that makes this short term pain all the worth it. When you've got 48,440.00 in your pocket very few things can ruin your day. Then stuffing a big pile of that into a Fund or two and letting them ride for 20 years... on top of my other things, yeah I'll be set pretty good.

>>16881564
the dudeweeds in australia are starting to heat up again after the 2019 JUSTing

>>16881499
put as much as you can in and learn from there, $200 is not something you'd be suicidal losing I hope

If you just want safe gains and an investment strategy long term look into index strategies

Hey @Pendy, want to make a bet?

If OCA is approved for NASH you have to delete your account.

If OCA is not approved for NASH I have to delete my account.

You game? You’ve posted over 700 times on the /biz/ board. Everyone is sick of you. Idk how you haven’t gotten banned.

>>16881535
unless you think the world is going to end then it will eventually recover from any correction that may happen in the near future

You're basically always buying the top

all the new people looking to invest is spooking me. The big wigs gonna bog all of this soon. Still feel like it has momentum though.

>>16881573
Except now they havent been this overvalued Since the 80’s https://apple.news/AQ8DeRYsCQWmiiDFhFvlxYA

>>16881552
HA-HA money

>>16881581
I love Pendy. Almost gay for him but not quite. Speak for yourself, you bozo.

>>16881527
I’m just so used to getting bogged in crypto although I’ve never lost any real money because I treat it like gambling, but then, PnD and shit like that is much rarer is stocks right? It’s illegal after all
Sorry not a native English speaker so I might sound retarded

>>16881615
Don't worry, the SEC is taking care of all the hedge fund tricks and stuff dude. It's a fair market

>>16881535

Time in the market >>>>>>>>> Timing the market

>>16881535
Not every stock is at ATH

>>16881615
stocks still pump and dump. But there are many more regulations that prevent fraudulent manipulation of the stock price by a single actor, so it is better than crypto. You can only really get scammed with stocks if you go looking for stocks with tiny marketcaps.
It is better to only buy large-cap or at least mid-cap stocks, they tend to not pump and dump as much (TSLA excluded :p ).

Tesla doubters pushed the dollar amount of its equity borrowed to sell short to $14.5 billion on Wednesday, making it the most-shorted American equity.

>>16881535
I mean.. does it even matter? A vast majority of people won't invest during a crash either because of fear, the same reason most people in here didn't invest when the market corrected in late 2018 and rather went in when they felt safer. There's stocks to invest in if you fear a recession is coming and you probably know this, so why ask?

>start day trading
>buy penny stocks during lows
>literally just sell them when they spike
>rinse and repeat
>made $12K in the last week doing this

Why the fuck do people pretend stocks are so hard?

>>16881593
It's too bad I sold 6000 of my shares around my average cost. But those were heavy bags.

>>16881564
Dudeweeds are recovering after half a year of getting fucked. They have a lot of room to grow.

OGI and VFF have good fundamentals and seem to have more sensible management than some of the others, so I like those particular companies. APHA is interesting too.

IIPR is a cannabis REIT if you don't want to put all your eggs in one basket/want divvies.

>>16881687
>week

I wanna invest in a bunch of weed stocks feel like CBD is gonna be a big thing soon

>>16881486
I think if the stocks run up and inflation continues to rise, jpow will raise rates.

>>16881687

Post proof ya poof

>>16881687
Ok. Say I conned my 97 year old deaf blind paralyzed aunt into giving me 30 us dollar. How do I get these 600% gains i keep hearing abooot.

>>16881729

Its like people forgot about 2018. Just the idea of rates increasing crashed stocks 30%. Now we have super loose money, corporate tax cut by 40%. The money supply is goosed and every has thrown their money in. We also will probably see lower trade deficits with chinese currency stronger and their pledge to buy goods. That's even more money coming in. Prices will increase and fed will be unable to control rates, the repo market is already on its last legs, rates can is probably will at one point have to skyrocket 1980s style. It will catch everyone off guard and will shock the shock the stock market. I think we'll see s&p500 hit 4k before that then a 50% crash at least.

>>16879664
Bros Bros wtf do I do I turned $500 in $2000 with options trading

>Do I keep gambling?
>Am I retard
>Sub 110 IQ here

>>16881810
This was within 3 weeks btw. How do i make more

>>16881810
what was your trading strat?

>>16881810
>>16881820
How the fuck are you better than me?

>>16881837
Buying Calls on ETF’s like $QQQ, $SPY. I then also bought more calls on Boeing / Lockheed with the Iran missles. Sold and bought calls on $AMD and $AAPL

>I literally have very little thought to what I buy
>Just go AAPL will keep going up, and buy and sell calls

Also I’m very concerned for a crash. Last time I made money like this was 2017 in ETH and LTC

>>16881790
Do that to 6 more lump aunts

>>16881810
cash out a grand and keep going

>>16881883
So if your concern is a crash... very short term this is legit, so start going calls with longer horizons. Know that there is no way Trump wouldn't throttle a Fed chief that lets the economy crash before his reelection. So start safe swing trading then start shorting after his reelection.

>>16881912
Yeah thanks guys. I appreciate the help

Um, wtf does “throttle a Fed Chief mean” does that mean Trump will yell at the Fed to keep interest rates low short term?

Also I fear the markets will overreact to the Impeachment trial. How do I profit on this? buy puts on the day of the trial?

>>16880096
Keep hopes up, friend. I'm almost back to where I was before Dean Foods JUST'd my ass back in November last year.

>guhhh all time highs
>stock crash always from highs
>durrr stock go up too high!

HOPE YOU DUMMIES BOUGHT THE DIP
NEXT STOP 1989!!

>>16881999
Did you add contributions?

it really fucks my smg lurking experience when nobody posts new thread link in the old one

>>16882042
Was phoneposting and driving
Archived before I could post the link

>>16879664
Buy 2U

>>16881954
Trump spent a lot of time in 2019 whining on twitter that /ourguy/ Jerome Powell wouldn't massively cut the fed funds target rate. Trump wanted him to do this so that the equity market would pump, and so that the dollar would devalue (or hold value) vs the Yuan, making chink good more expensive for Americans and American goods cheaper for everyone else. The idea is that we would (in theory) put more pressure on the Chinese.

The Federal Reserve Chairman Powell did not fall for any of the President's complaining or threats. He faithfully executed monetary policy in line with the Federal Reserve mandate. Basically Powell is a moneychad. Really, he is THE moneychad, the true arbiter of valuation in this solar system. Hope it makes sense.

>>16882063
>phoneposting and driving
never do this again
promise me

>>16882082
Why are you always such a faggot Nintendo cuck?

>>16882073
He’s not gonna get renominated. Trump will pick a hardcore dive that’s sucking his dick now.’

>>16882082
I’m VERY good at it
>>16882073
He’s going to replace Powell for sure but I think he has to wait til second term. It’s a damn shame too.

Also
>judy Shelton nominated for Fed
Why is gold not at an all time high?

>>16882035
No, nothing in or out. I just became far more conservative with my positions.

>>16882111
we don't have to worry about that until 2022

>>16882117
no excuses

>>16881029
>>16881087
Tripfag has it right
My wife and i eat on $80 a week or less. You need to find the balance between a quality of life and being a fiscal Jew. Eating table scraps is hardly worth it.

>>16882042
Oh my god I know, right? Like I have to move my finger or mouse to scroll and that just starts the panic. It’s so tiresome to click shit, I have to then click catalog. Then, get this I have to FUCKING CLICK SEARCH. THEN, you all feel me on the clicking right? Well I have to lift my fingers even more to do more physical activity and type in search, SMG. I’m so bogged after this I pass out. Nothing grinds my gears more than waking up after a catnap to have to fucking scroll my finger or mouse and god forbid fucking cock sucker I HAVE TO CLICK ON THE SMG THUMBNAIL TO GET THERE. Day is ruined after this. Let’s not even talk about when I find out all my stocks got bogged and went blood red, while I blacked out from exhaustion and before I could see the signal to get out. Don’t even go there, uh uh no no no.

Did the Tesla factory blow up yet?

>>16881576
what's the ONTX news? not sure if I should add to my position rn or just keep what I have.

>>16881954
Republican Senators don't fear Trump, they fear his voters. And even if convicted, that just makes it more likely Bloomberg will get elected as a Dem or Ind.

Throttle means physical choking.

>>16881499
With 200 I would suggest learning options. That's the only real way to make significant gains with 200

>>16882361
>Bloomberg will get elected as a Dem
The fuck are you smoking? He's not even remotely close to Yang of all candidates, kek'd.

>>16882073
Powell fucked up and tanked the market. He failed

>>16882378
He was actually above Yang, power of media I guess.. still though, him winning the primary won't happen.

It's all about the convention

Delegate control

>>16882373
>anon gambles with options
>blows up his account
>”well that was a waste, fuck the stock market!”

>>16881499
No such thing as safe
But this is earnings season, which means you may get a chance to buy companies on the dips when the market overreacts to their numbers.

>>16882373
It's not about making significant gains at $200. Its about learning to save and the value of investing to get appreciation to your earnings.

>>16880737
>He started buying above 16 over a year ago...
LIES!

I started buying at 13-14. If the contract would've been renewed it would've mooned... but it didn't and nobody here could've possibly seen that coming unless they had insider info.

>>16882373
They aren’t just going to learn options. It’ll take awhile to even comprehend the general idea of the market, let alone the use of options.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-01-17/jack-dorsey-asks-elon-musk-how-to-fix-twitter

TWTR finna 10x

Putting money in Nokia ok?

>>16882799
poor girl

>>16882185
>>16881141
It's a bubble. "The price is rising, so I'll buy it because it will be worth even more in the future", causing the price to rise. It might reach 600, 800, a thousand until it collapses, who knows?

The company itself doesn't warrant such demand; it never made a profit when there was zero competition and it isn't about to do so now that there is.

Every Tesla bull I've met just rants about how the CHINESE GIGAFACTORY is going to CHANGE THE PARADIGM and don't even get me started on the fucking cybertruck and 'fart mode'. It's a joke. Worst P/E ratio going (Tesla bulls don't know what this means), 3 profitable quarters in 5 years, very likely there will be software exploits or some kind of safety disaster at some point... Valued higher than GM and BMW yet sells less than Volvo?!? Telsa is a piece of shit and it speaks volumes that everyone I know who is bearish understands finance and everyone I know that has put their savings into it is an 18-23 year old with absolutely no real knowledge about anything related to technology or business.

Tesla factory just blew up turn on CNN

>>16882735
Dorsey sounds desperate. Not the most bullish indicator.

>>16882617
Found this in the archive by searching for “COPE”
The lowest price for Lanshitte in the 3 weeks leading up to this post was 15.90. How much more would you have made by DCAing into the index or fucking KO instead?

Have you really been shilling this shit since 2018?

And you compare it to AMD? What if you’d been buying AMD instead?

You’re a fucking weirdo.

>>16882799
Buy SPY calls.

I've kept my MSFT stock since Oct 2018 and it keeps hitting all time highs. When the do you know to bow out when something seems to just keep going?

>>16882832
Dumb thot annoying her dog, clearly looks scared and frustrated from the ears

>>16882906
>>16882617
>I’m selling puts
>stock falls 10% the next week

HOLY SHIT NOW IT MAKES SENSE

how many shares were you assigned?

>>16882848
Stop posting this copy pasta and get some original ideas that you didn't pick up from five minutes of browsing idiot Stocktwit bears.

>>16879896
what she look like without the filters?

>>16879896
0/10 belly button too large, would not bag.
>>16881141
Not buying TSLA will be one of the biggest mistakes you'll ever make financially. If you took the advice of the /smg/ contrarians who refuse to like things that are popular, you would lose money nearly every single time.

>>16881809
No way will it get that bad. They will raise incrementally. The market will drop by about half, but they will defend against inflation for sure after people start losing their jobs.

>>16882378
>>16882504
>He could only win election as a Democrat
umm

>>16882799
>People's dogs are their children
>She abused her dog into biting her
She's lucky it was just a few stitches

>TSLA

Meanwhile MSFT is just fucking printing money every week.

>my mother is my boss at our fund
>want to get into degenerate options gambling in a personal account
>FINRA requires me to hold all my accounts with my advisorys broker
>my mother is going to be watching me gamble my money away and judging what stocks I pick

JUST. deregulation when?

>>16881809
>every has thrown their money in
Wrong.

Why do you keep saying this? We have record outflows from the market and into bonds, also moneymarket funds. They’re waiting for any dip or correction

>>16882504
Bloomberg hasn’t had a chance to embarrass himself in the debates like yang has.

>>16883115
Damn, $1 msft

>>16883136
>Bloomberg hasn’t had a chance to embarrass himself in the debates
He was a politician for over a decade. During that time he held Trump's fake estate fate in his hands.

Your boy is gonna get manhandled.

>>16883227
>my boy
Who?

>>16883252
I never said he was gonna win the election as a Democrat. l2read you fucking moron.

>>16883268
Yeah who’s my boy in this situation?

>>16881141
huh

just invest in it if you want.

>>16879664
What happens when Ai is better at invesing than peopel? Will it still be possible to make money investing?


What will happen to those investing will everyone with access become obscenely rich?

>>16883286
Bro delete this.

>>16883286
Just invest in companies that are developing AI and become filthy rich with our future overlords.

>>16883135
Just buy a fake ID and trade as some hispanic gardener of yours or somethin.

>>16879724
Get some calls for jan 31 or Feb. Impeachment trial is Tuesday and Monday is closed market. I'm expecting a dip on Friday and on Tuesday over impeachment and removal of trump fears. Once its Wednesday and everyone calms down and realize trump is still president we will be back to pumping.

>>16883135
>working for your mommy
>nepotism
>degenerate

Get the fuck off my board
Literally resign tomorrow and give two weeks notice
Contact headhunters and get a real job, mofo

>>16883300
*ahem*

I present a question to the esteemed company of the board, virtually convened herein:

QTEC vs QQQ vs SOXL ??

Your thoughts, gents?

>>16883286
SOXL is the answer

>>16883393
>QTEC vs QQQ vs SOXL ??
I thought you'd never ask. SOXL. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and obviously compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>>16882735
1. Sell majority to SoftBank
2. Dump insider shares
3. ???
4. Singularity

Natty gas really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, huh? I wonder if it will set a new four year low or not. I was waiting for a long setup to develop this week but it never materialized.

>>16883135
Deal with the pressure and use it’s energy to trade like no other. Channel all energies and thoughts on such an intense laser focus that you become the best most renown, skilled trader there ever was and you will be so glorious that it forces Warren Buffet to do something so bold to as splits up Kraft from Heinz. Then, sells Kraft off and Heinz becomes the biggest power bull stock in history. Allowing Warren Buffet to be spoke of in the same sentence as you and go down in history as the second best but even a move like that won’t compare to your greatness.

>>16883421
Could rally off Xi buying. Seems like wishful thinking. Cramer threw out tellurian as a possible play. Also suggested fed ex could recover. Apparently fed ex is also the latest “maybe buffet could acquire that elephant” rumor.

>>16883452
BEE brave - Try - Hope - Dream

The key to success.

>>16883465
Based incy wincies

Whatever the fuck that means

The liquidity tool edition

>>16882934
You hold those ultra cap stocks 4ever, you dumb bitch. Msft is stealing market share from amzn which sounds crazy af to me but they also stole the internet from Netscape so go figure.

What's a good broker for canadians?

Looking to invest a bit in crypto

>>16883377
Kekeke, nepotism is the best.

>>16883452
I will. I will trade my way into owning literally everything. God king anon 2030

>>16883286
>not having your AI talk to other AI to get insider info
u aint gonna make it bro

>>16883535
This but unironically.

I felt like a genius selling the top in AAPL, before the trade war got BAD bad, and it dropped like $50. Now it's nearly $100 higher from where I sold, and could've been paying me dividends the whole time.

Dodged that bullet buying and holding and buying more Berkshire. Would love to get just one dippy though...

>>16883548
Broker for stocks: Questrade
Crypto: I don't know. If Coinsquare still exists that's probably fine. I haven't touched crypto since the QuadrigaCX fiasco.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1217993568482025472

>>16883377
>working for your mommy
>nepotism
>degenerate
>Family run business is bad.
This is your brain on globalhomo.

>>16883421
Nat gas was too successful. Supply ain't going down for a while. Oil and gas in general has been tough lately. Lots of lean budgets and big debt.

tbp.vn, NR not out yet, but DIN approved in Canada. more in pipeline.

>>16883135
Pic up of your mom. Head up post pic

>>16883741
Oh man. My nemesis stock.

>>16882168
finally somebody understands my plight

>had 800 just sitting around in my account + some more thousands i could have pulled from savings
>missed all the gains i could have gotten aside from what i already had invested

how do i stop being so fucking lazy

>>16882211
checked. that triple set of dubs tells me we should buy in tomorrow

>>16883871
It’s good to leave money in your account and not go all in. This way you can buy a fire deal or DCA down in premier play stocks and/or long. As for leaving greenbacks in your savings, are you fuckin kiddin me damn that shit is whack fucking swan dive off of a nearest balcony and if you survive your scope should be doped enough to start investing again. Could of threw the crisp powder pile at SPY and made 10x plus over your savings

The announcement by BlackRock, the world’s largest fund manager, that it will dump more than half a billion dollars in thermal coal shares from all of its actively managed portfolios, might not seem like big news.

Announcements of this kind have come out steadily over the past couple of years.

Virtually all the major Australian and European banks and insurers, and many other global institutions, have already announced such policies.

According to the Unfriend Coal Campaign, insurance companies have stopped covering roughly US$8.9 trillion of coal investments – more than one-third (37%) of the coal industry’s global assets, and stopped offering reinsurance to 46% of them.

https://theconversation.com/blackrock-is-the-canary-in-the-coalmine-its-decision-to-dump-coal-signals-whats-next-129972

>>16883871
I had my roboadvisor with most of my money, up 20% the last few years and even I feel bad that I "missed out" now that I'm doing shit manually with a real broker

>>16883871
You go fucking SLOW.
I also suddenly have record levels of cash in my robinmeme account, not sure what to do with it. Leaning towards just buying a bunch of Cisco...

>01:06 PM EST, 01/16/2020 (MT Newswires) -- The year 2020 is expected to be marked by a transition to new generations across three segments, namely 400G, 5G and WiFi 6, RBC Capital Markets said in a note to clients Thursday.
...
> For WiFi 6, the next generation WiFi technology, RBC expects a slow but prolonged upgrade cycle.
>With the preferred stocks, the firm said Cisco is expected to benefit from all three of these generational shifts and also maintain its second spot among hyperscale customers.

I know next to nothing about the company, but it's a Doggo of the Dow, and I hear good things. Also got a low P/E ratio and a decent divvy.

Does anyone know why it dipped so hard?

I came on a lil strong about this subject but it could be the L-K-k-k-ohol I been drinking revealing its nature through me. No excuses though. It’s perfectly fine to save money in a savings but if you know how to trade and keep up with the market, there is low risk safe investments, like for example ETF’s, that you will make around 10x more on your savings than you would in a savings account and also very possible to make even more. If you have an edge and can floss swish swoop money right through and out of the numbers then you could make dub trips quads ++++ over a savings account but be smart to your level of trading and risk you want on each stack of money

>>16882906
you don't think i haven't been trading things like KO and AMD this whole fucking time?? jesus christ ... you do know you are able to trade more than one stock.. right?

>>16883927
like announcing you wont invest in retail, blockbuster stores, or sears because of morals

Is now the time to buy cheap puts and score mad cash?

>>16883778
Nope. Everybody knows you leet incels will hack her Facebook and rape her, and probably me too.

>>16884107
kek
>>16883927
so who do we buy puts on...

>>16884105
>gets called out on his lies
>changes the subject
>makes excuses
you're such a pathetic faggot

No, I don't think you've been doing much of that.

I think you've been shilling the one stock for almost 2 years now, and it is at best rangebound. Looks more like it's in decline.

But hey, maybe you're Michael Burry! Maybe LCI, TLRD, and GME are about to turn everything around!

Were you assigned hundreds of shares for selling puts? Sounds like you were selling naked puts, not spreads.

>>16884110
I’d forest gump that shit. Start seeing the gains hitting 10% start picking those feet up and running out of there, flipping puts off the back of your shoes as roost from running out of it so hard. I don’t trust thr stock right now as far as I trust an aged battery on an all electric vehicle on a cold morning in a cold season to be on time or lose it all on the most important day of my life

>>16884183
ok newfag

>>16883926
>>16884104
yeah you don't have to tell me twice, i've been fully aware that i could easily just get into something low risk and get a better return than my savings but my interest in trading outside watching my current investments is pretty much off and on and as quick as i get interested in doing more i just drop it. which probably isn't good for day trading but at the very least i could just put it in an index fund something.

>>16884180
KEK I wouldn’t do any of that but good thinking, posting personal info on a halogen lightbulb filament repair board wouldn’t be smart... IQ points ...you’re going to make it

>>16884298
Well the second time I was meaning there should be no excuse for me being an arrogant dumb fuck. I shouldn’t being telling you saving money in a savings account is wrong because it is not. It’s actually a very good thing but I should of suggested that it’s very possible to make quite a bit more money on a select amount that you’d like to be savings. Then you take that amount, any more you’d like to add in the future and put in a low risk investment option. What you’re not going to want to do is day trade this amount if it’s your savings and especially if you’re not able to take interest or put more time in more investments. You’d want to put into a market option that you don’t have to look at all but still want to keep up with everything so you know to pull it if the foretold big one crash is happening. Other than that you don’t have to watch the share price all day or worry, you just compound gains on the investment and maybe dividends too

>>16884110
What’s with all these Zoomers and financial advice? I don’t want a financial advisor who wasn’t alive in 2008.

>>16883927
Anyone remember blackrocks 1 billion dollar put in dec? Pepperidge farm remembered

>>16884463
I don't remember. When was it dated?
They reported yesterday, I don't think they mentioned it.

>BlackRock Inc. announced its 2019 earnings results Wednesday, including assets under management of $7.4 trillion and revenues of $14.5 billion. The megamanager's iShares exchange-traded fund business made up about one-third of those assets.

>$7.4 trillion AUM
>$1 billion put option
...gonna say that's probably just a hedge on behalf of their clients

>>16884559
>gonna say that's probably just a hedge on behalf of their clients
Nah everything is some sinister kike plot around here.
Except crypto of course. That's totally legit and guaranteed to make you rich.

>>16884559
Yeah it’s just a hedge but damn 1 billion just for a wild af hedge?

>>16884419
no worries anon
what you described is basically my ideal and what i've considering doing a number of times like i said, but by the time i start researching how to actually realize that plan and what exactly to put it in i guess the excitement/interest wears off and i just end up doing nothing at all.

This shits gonna be worth 5k by Monday I can feel it

>>16884692
How much are you up now, 1k? You might be onto something, if I’d buy contracts for the end of the year then folder hold written contracts until sufficient gains... t-that’d work, right?

My SPY calls have been printing. Probably keep holding the and others right through to the end of the month.

>>16884762
No lmao, I threw in 20 bucks because this shit is super leveraged bull and the puts are absolutely dirt cheap, probably because I've almost lost all $20 now. If Russell 2000 can just tank 5% for me over the next 5 days I'll have made a couple thousand on this though. If someone gives you 10,000:1 odds on anything, you take it.

>>16882981
he's right, though. Tesla is mostly speculative right now. The amount of airtime elon musk gets has a lot to do with it. If you believe everything the news say, tesla has a lot of potential for innovation but as far as profit is concerned it hasn't done much. I suspect he's been getting huge pumps from the usual suspects, god knows why, though.

>>16884639
>1 billion just for a wild af hedge?

it's blackrock, anon. kike central 101. it's chump change for them.

>>16881687
>start larping

Yeah true

>>16884797
My bad I glanced and assumed it was calls. Then looked at the chart history and the stock went up all year. Yeah I’m not going to mess with options on super leveraged stocks at this time, not this whole year

>>16884776
Your enticing me, anon. I would like to. Buy low theta ATM or not far OTM calls a month or few months out

>>16884842
I'm all in on this bull run. Just started options trading on the 6th but I want to make the most while it lasts.

>>16884183
You shit up every thread with your seething from not getting into these plays that are making everyone else money.

Lul I'm up so much. All I did was buy Moneygram since Ripple bought them

Only stock I own

>>16881029
>Money isn't everything.
Hmmm

Anon with the access to the (big company)....please tell them to buy AMRN tomorrow! It will be the PERFECT announcement right before the weekend

>>16883927
Might try make a meme spread sector trade out of this. Short yancoal, long some copper / lithium non meme stock

Why futures mooning? When dip?

>>16885321
I wouldn't buy. Can't see a magazine company doing well in the future.

Is there any reason for spy to go down? All the companies are doing well. Tesla isn’t in SPY so nothing to worry about there.

>>16885442
it just keeps going up

>>16883926
Disagree, anon.

Time in market > timing the market

Get all you can afford in the market.

This market feels eerily like crypto in November 2017. Hopefully a year from now it won't look like crypto circa late 2018.
If ya know what I mean

>This market feels

>>16885442
Market seems content to pump it barring some unforeseen breakdown in China negotiations. If Powell hikes rates that'll be a test and probably a few percent sell off minimum. If those don't happen i anticipate golden bull through spring in to a flat low volume snibbing for summer up to November election. Trump needs to win. I am become bobo if any of the dem candidates wins with the most commie platform i have ever seen them run on in my lifetime. However... most of them have weed legalization on their agenda, that would be a treat.

>>16885532
There's no "market" it's literally just Fed pumping cash if the rich are feeling the squeeze.

SNSS already up bigly in Germany.
Feels good to be on the right side of manipulation.

>>16885563
The next time Powell speaks is in 12 days right? Unless there’s an emergency. So the market should be good all next week. Then didn’t Powell say there’s no plans to hike rates as growth continues or did I miss a recent change? That sounds like a solid for no rate hikes yet to me. As for the unforeseen breakdown in China negotiations, I think that’s bound to happen. China is going to back out or not withhold their end on the agreements. So just have to watch for news on it and Trumps tweets. To me all seems like we’re staying on path of bulls running.

>>16885827
Can you link that?

MSFT just keeps rising
SPY just keeps rising

Why tf didn't I buy these a year ago like I planned instead of holding cash for so long

>>16885878
Maybe I'm wrong. Today's candle is way above yesterday's but when I do the currency conversion I'll end at yesterday's nasdaq-close. Something's wacky here. Might be the chart. It says +6% for today though.

>>16885878
https://go.guidants.com/en/?pk_vid=addfc4808e553a6015792560610f62aa#c/so_funktionierts
I use this. When you type in "sunesis" at the top you get 2 results. The first one is the nasdaq ticker and the second one are all the german intermediary like market makers, banks.... but also exchanges(they're worthless for us stocks).

>>16885915

>>16885965
Just did the math, looks like it's still 0.57 USD

>>16886035
Aren't you a webdev?

give me the redpill. what pennystock should I yolo in?

>>16886095
Tesla.

>>16886053
Net Admin,

>>16886114
Guidants is shitty software for quant things but they have nice data, especially nasdaq data and it's freeee. Is there a way to scrap this? I'm looking throught the js here but it's fugly long and messy. What do I search for? Data api url?
Btw, php sucks ass.

> CHINA TO ALLOW U.S. INVESTORS TO BUY NON-PERFORMING LOANS

lol?

>>16886134
Gonna be honest here, I don't know enough about the options in this regard to be helpful. My job is more managing a business network, several servers and several databases. I haven't had much cause to look into the best way to receive stock ticker information.

>>16886095
Sava calls with aug expiry. Easy 4 bagger

are etfs that track an index settled in cash as well., or is just SPX and whatever the dow jones and nasdaq equivalents are?

>>16886134
I don't know much about it, but i think yahoo finance has a useful api, which xou can access pretty easily from python

>>16886229
They only have end of day data. Guidants has it down to minute candles. I need more detailed data for volume distribution analysis. Even for swing trading I'd like to have at least 1h resolution.

In the United States "insiders" can include any individual who trades shares based on material non-public information in violation of some duty of trust.

Pretty wide definition.

>>16886222
>are etfs that track an index settled in cash as well., or is just SPX and whatever the dow jones and nasdaq equivalents are?
No, when you sell an ETF, you get fractional shares of all the companies in the ETF. You can sell these to get the cash though there can be slippage and tax implications

>>16881163
This I only eat chicken and rice

Buy ocgn for gains.

Man $HOME looks cheap as fuck. Does anyone know anything about this company?

>>16886257
Another guess is google finance api. But i think it's hard to get historical minute charts without paying. Pretty sure you could get it free for only several days back in some way though

I'm looking at pic related but I don't know what any of this means. The chart looks real good. Thoughts?
It's for $HOME

I was promised a market crash????
WHERE IS IT??????

>>16886825
november 2020

>>16886715
>>16886769
Anyone?

>>16886932
Buy SOXL

>>16886932
>Looks cheap as fuck
>What do these numbers mean
Kek'd. I would say it's very undervalued purely based on their stats. I was actually looking to buy this after it dumped hard in early december, but it never got down to my buy area so I missed it. If they do good next earnings it will probably pump a ton, since they raised the earnings outlook to 0.33, BUT if they failed to reach their own goal then that would be another heavy dump. But it looks good until then at least

>>16887022
I mean it looks cheap from the chart.
Thanks anon

>until then at least
when will that be?

SNSS at 0.59 premarket. We might be hitting 0.7 today

> U.S. AUTO SAFETY AGENCY REVIEWING PETITION SEEKING FORMAL INVESTIGATION INTO 500,000 TESLA VEHICLES FOR SUDDEN UNINTENDED ACCELERATION -- GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT

?

>>16887038
Mars 25th

>>16887071
March* I'm still drinking my coffee

>>16887071
Alright I'm going to buy some today, seems the risk is pretty low on this one

>>16887083
>>16887083
>>16887083
New thread

>>16885915
Its up two cents since opening