/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16856273
post instruction manual

>>16856273
This is how you know the good times are coming to an end

>>16856273
cant argue with this, literal only goes up

>>16856278
the Federal reserve did a cheat code today and can now lend dollars to hedge funds
this means stocks will never go down again so you can long most major stocks for eternity

Just remember to go neutral when you see black people talking about stocks then switch to puts with the double top.

>>16856278
Tesla calls. Beyond meat calls. AMD calls.
Literally all my analysis are right.
Just pick stocks that will be the future of the industry. I am gonna throw in giant shitloads of calls on Uber next. Watch it go to 90's by end of year.

>>16856288
Dubs speaks truth.

>>16856284
Get mad all you want but even if the stock market crashes 50%, ima only lose like 50% out of 500% gains. Literally still 450% gains.
Get fucking mad but stocks are literally going up and the FED is lending money directly to Hedgefunds fix the repo-market. There might never be a crash again. Plus Trump will be relected and we'll gain another epic stock market boom.

>>16856356
this is the best advice on biz right now

>>16856356
50% of 500% = 250%
>>16856459
state of biz

>>16856356
Someone who can't do basic math is winning in the retard proofed market, boy am I surprised.