/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16829728
whats your job

>>16829736
marketing related

>>16829728
just be quiet and act autistic. works for me

>>16829744
I was there for some kind of orientation thing and went out with a coworker for lunch. I told her I have a bit of a crush on her and shit got awkward. on the same day I had a casual conversation with another coworker and told him I want to be a bird (because flying is cool). I dont know why Im doing this shit I just say whats going through my head but I feel like Im fucking this shit before the job has even started. Im absolutely terrified bros help me.

>>16829762
>I told her I have a bit of a crush on her
What did you think this would accomplish?

Dont talk about 4 chan or political shit with normies. Watch the nightly fake news on any network and some sports games highlights. Now repeat whatever you saw back to the normies and they will think you are one of them. Congratulations you blend in perfect, normies are simpletons so dont try to engage in meaningful conversations. Always keep it surface deep and never reveal your power level.

>>16829762
>I told her I have a bit of a crush on her
Never do this at work. Ever.

>>16829728

Keep your mouth shut, do your job and keep an arms length away from everyone. It's been working for me for the last six years.

>>16829762
>I told her I have a bit of a crush on her and shit got awkward.

It's over anon. You're going to get fired.

>>16829779
>>16829797

Dont shit where you eat OP, never get romantically involved with anyone you work with under any circumstances. It never ends well.

>>16829779
>>16829797
>>16829825
>>16829839
I know Im a huge retard I would never get involved like that with anyone at work I just felt like being more truthful. she said she would forget about it so I hope I dodged a bullet. Im just not used with censoring myself 24/7 Ive lived a carefree live and now Im gonna have to maneuver this social minefield I dont know what to do.
>>16829819
>Keep your mouth shut
wont they fire me for being antisocial?

>>16829856
>I just felt like being more truthful
There is zero benefit to oversharing at work. It can only hurt you. Assume everyone is watching your every word to see if there's something they can use against you, because they are.
>wont they fire me for being antisocial?
No.

>>16829728
B-but the copecels on this board told me that having a job is amazing and will fix all your problems. They didn't lie to me, d-did they?

>>16829931
I think this is good avice anon thank you I just hope I can keep my big fat mouth shut. I get anxious and just start to blabber sometimes. its like the pressure builds up in me and I just have to start talking.

>>16829762
> went out with a coworker for lunch. I told her
> talking to coworkers what's on your mind
> talking to coworkers
You were failed normie all along Anon
Congrats I guess

>>16829931
That's 50/50 based/cringe post
You absolutely will get fired for being antisocial. Happened 3 times to me. I'm a high functioning stemfag in demand so always managed to find a job in a month . So much for the actual competence. It matters to the CEO and that's about it. Rest of coworkers want a dumb joke making happy normie to make them less depressed from wagecucking.

>>16829762
Lmao

>>16829762
>I had a casual conversation with another coworker and told him I want to be a bird (because flying is cool).

>>16829762
based autismo

>>16829728
>Go from NEETdom catch-22 hell
>Get offered what seems like my dream job through sort-of friend and think it's finally my big break
>It's a skeleton crew segregated from most of the staff
>Talk to woman at the bar and she talks about her job in signals intelligence and notice other strange shit
>Ask friend who sponsored me is this place an intelligence front
>He nervously smiles and says it is, tries to pass it off as radi-cool and tells me to keep it private
>I don't show up the next day because I know they're going to read all my glownigger posting
>Get bombarded with texts/emails from segregated staff complimenting me on what an asset I am to the company when they don't even know me
>They call me in for a 'mandatory meeting', I turn up and it's weird as fuck with a group of 4 administrators showering me with praise and saying I can have "anything I want" if it helps me settle into company life whatever that meant, loads of weird questions and fake niceness
>Just don't show up and start blocking numbers/emails

I'm so pissed off that it turned out to be tainted by glowniggery

>>16830720
join the glows, anon. you think they're gonna leave you alone just cause you ghosted them?

talk about your local sportsball teams to the guys
tell the girls how you always wanted to be a girl. they'll still think you're weird but now they'll get angry at the guys when they shit talk you because you're the new winner of the oppression Olympics.
also you can't be fired any more
start wearing a dress to work and climb the corporate ladder you dumb autistic fuck.

>>16830744
They're fucking fruitcakes of the highest order

>>16830720
yeah your friend tricked you into joining CIA, your story is less believable than that otter-duck 2 posts above.

>>16829762
You told a girl you had a crush on her...at orientation. How long were you at the job and how long have you known this girl? Should give it like two or three months before telling her you have a crush and preferably don’t say it to a coworker unless you literally have a Jim and Pam thing going on

>>16830877
I wasn't meant to know anything about it. That doesn't mean I "joined" any intelligence agency. Most normies don't even know what a front company is and think intel agencies are just counter-terror agents in suits.

>>16829762
> orientation thing
> crush on her
Well that escalated quickly.

Just whip your dick out and say
>do the needful dearest
>show bob and lasagna

>>16830720
i think you mistaken joining sect/brothel with inteligence, either that or they wanted to cut your organs out on the spot

>>16831163
it was probably just ML

>>16831191
what the fuck is ML

>>16831262
money Iaundering

>>16831449
ah alright, going to bed, stay safe kid

My opinion matters the most in this thread. OP it doesn't matter what the hell your personality is like. The moment you take your work home with you you lose. When you take your work home with you it means that you fear losing the job and what your coworkers think about you. Don't take your work home with you and life will be alright. There's also no such thing as a Chad. What people refer to as a Chad is just confidence which is a mindset. The loudest one in your workplace is the least trustworthy. The quietest one will usually be the most trustworthy. Let women chase you, don't chase them. That will give you a high and make your days easier. Also, never be late.

>>16829728
How did you get a job after 7 years of NEETing? Does your job require a degree? Did you get your job w/ connections or just applied? How is the pay?

>>16829728
>has turned me into a rightwing crackpot that is speaking in memes

All of that goes away when you start becoming a normie again. Even racism goes away when you make some non-white friends