/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16825069
>My retarded rules didn't pass Nakamoto consensus and I had to fork two (2) times!!!! Btw my fork is the real BitcOin, I'm Satoshi!!!

>>16825069
i heard he bought in on bitconnect.io

>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahahaa

>>16825069
>Sucks cock

>>16825069
>... four years AFTER the real Satoshi Nakamoto did

Never-Craiggers seething

>>16825585
bullshit

You fucking faggot. Fuck you. Even with million different filters you pajeet scammers and your dead shitcoin keep showing up on my fucking LINK board. Include the name of the faggot next time so my filters can catch it.

>>16825613
lmao, how new and stupid are you?

>>16825069
Satoshi wanted to be anonymous
>No, actually I am Satoshi
>I will not sign because people would say I stole the keys
>Actually, I don't care what people think
>But hey, I am Satoshi, this is Satoshi Vision, did I remind you I am satoshi? I can prove it, here are hundreds of forged documents
>No sorry, I cannot sign, I have no access to the keys, tulip trust and stuff

>>16825069
imagine actually having money in anything to do with this retarded scam artist
>>16825618
this

>>16825069
>cant prove it
You would think it would be easy and this makes the bsv shill seethe

>>16825069
BASED

>>16825618
>he thinks /biz/ is a premined shittoken board

>>16825069

>>16827618
It's very easy to figure out that he is satoshi, really.

When craig finishes the C++ tutorial he's going to STIPH you all

>>16827691
maybe you should read the last line in the code he posted. You core cucks are so easily baited. It's strange

>>16827707
>he was just pretending to be retarded
>stiphf

>>16827725

I love how he was asked how it could be done and Craig just answered that it will be done. Fucking retarded gaynigger faggot.

Interesting.

https://medium.com/@samwill102244/response-to-unbounded-capitals-attempt-to-show-that-craig-wright-is-satoshi-4256602c2a64

>>16827691