/biz/ - Business & Finance

You need to be completely honest.

Tell her you’re a retard, selfish, low IQ human being and that she deserves someone better and for her to leave you.

Once your wife leaves you, you’ll be able to make that money up in a year if you’re not lazy.

>>16820842
You tryied

>yet you are a loser

>>16820842
Larp

>>16820842
What's more degenerate than actual gambling?
Sports gambling..

Literally nice job ruining your life, only thing left to do is off yourself.

>>16820842
8/10 larp I almost believed someone could be this stupid.

>>16820842
>wife
yea right

>>16820842
Buy some rope you degenerate gambler

>>16820892
Lmao got em

If you post a timestamp you will probably get some solid advice but for now people will treat it just as a larp thread.

>>16820842
Dude that shit is 100% easy I have done it several times.
>burst into the house
>smack wife ass
>kiss her
>pour self big glass scotch
>kick back in chair
>couple sips in
>hey bitch, remember that 82Gs we had?
>I gambled it all off
>you win some you lose some eh?
>stop yer fuckin cryin or I'll rape you

Dude just never let go of the boss role. Theres only bosses and wagies in this world, be a boss.

>>16820842
maybe next time you should just bet half or a quarter of your net worth? Or diversify and make a few bets. At least it made that game really exciting to watch right?

>>16820929
If he was a boss do you think he’d be trying to impress his wife by winning money gambling?

>>16820929
This actually might work

>>16820842
That's idiot move gambling, imagine the taxes you would owe hitting that

>>16821008
who cares, gains are gains.

>>16821008
Eagles win, govment wins, wife wins, I wins, God wins.

>>16820842
Could someone explain the numbers on the ticket? I've never bet on sports before. I get the amount of the bet was $82,500 but what is everything else?

>>16820842
Desu, step away from the Barstool Radio and then take a moment to consider why Portnoy doesn't have a waifu.

>>16820929
lol

>setting foot in south point
ruined the larp

>>16820842
Take heart that your retard genes will no longer burden our species.

>>16822301
-110 is the odds on the game. If it’s - that means he would have to bet that dollar amount to win $100. In this case it’s 110 to win 100 so his 82.5k wins him 75k for a total payout of 157.5k which is his original bet and winnings together.

If the odds were + it means you win that amount on $100 gambled. So +110 would mean you win 110 for every 100 gambled.

The +1 is the spread so he is gifted a point on the final score. So if the Eagles lost 20-21 they would get a point making the game 21-21 and would cancel the bet. + points you add on to the team you bet, - points you subtract

>>16820842
Do you even follow football? Why tf would you take the eagles? SEA +1 made me a ton of money and it was an easy call

Imagine betting 1 to make .90

Probability in your favor and you still lose. Absolutely cucked.

Well lads, I broke the news. Not good. She packed her stuff up and is “going to stay at a friends house for awhile”. I think she may eventually get over it, luckily I still have $800 sitting in my robinhood that I forgot about. I’ll call her tomorrow and tell her about the $800, that should cool her down a bit.

>>16822460
great explanation. appreciated

>>16822560
uniranally kys

>>16822560
Put that $800 in Link and you should have around $350,000 eoy

>>16822560
>She packed her stuff up and is “going to stay at a friends house for awhile”.
Is this the first time she's slept over at his house?
On a scale from 1-10, how would you rate the melanin content of his skin?

>>16822659
Please anon don’t put these thoughts in my head at this time. She has a close friend she can confide in, I don’t think she is the type to cheat

>>16822640
What is link?

>>16822802
She is getting creampied at this very instant and it's what you deserve.

>>16822889
Anon please. No she is not. She still loved me and is just clearing her head at her friends house

That's honestly not that much
If you have ANYTHING left, all in on ARPA. It's the only way. She will argue at first but just keep saying stuff like Multi-Party-Computation and Full Homomorphic Encryption. She will then feel like she did when you first started dating her. Don't ask me how I know about your wife so well.

what a pathetically shitty bait thread
kys op

>>16822560
Kek this is a good troll. It takes one to know one

>>16822640
or you could buy between two and three ounces of heroin, and have much more than that 350,00 within a year, tax free.

>>16823582
just to add to this, obviously you need to sell that then reup the same amount within a day or two. it will get easy as fuck within around two weeks. you literally sit around. it sells it sells itself

How can anyone be so degenerate and gamble that amount of money on a nearly random outcome? No TA, no FA, no pumpamentals or sentiment analysis possible on this vehicle to "make it"....

but, as I see that there is a shit ton of money being slushed around I´m happy I´m all in in the only viable blockchain solution to the IT and logistical nightmare those betting operators have.

>>16822918
She's getting dick from someone else desu

>>16820973
It would work if that is how op really with his wife usually.

>>16820842
You stupid fuck. The Eagles struggled with dozens of injuries this season. Why did you bet that?

>>16822918
Why did you go all in on a bet. You could have bet significant ammounts with the ammount of liquid you had

Betting is for turning small amounts into large amounts. You shouldnt even be spending more than 60usd in a casino.

What are you even gambling for if you have a wife. You could have put 10k in btc 10k in BCH LTC XTZ ETH LINK EOS XRP XLM and been guaranteed atleast like 1 mil in 6 years time

Why did you bet 86 on a less than 2x payout.

Oh god dude i hate gambling, why do people do stuff like that.

If you have 800 usd i suggest you buy

300 BCH 100 XRP 100 LINK 100 XTZ 100 DASH 100 BTC

WHY DIDNT YOU TRY

>>16820842

Double down on Titans to win super bowl. Ez

Take out a mortgage or something, then gather all your monney.
Walk into the casino with a gun on your head and play roulette.
Put it all on red, if you win, you win. If you lose just pull the trigger.

>>16820842
>South Point
That place is boomer garbage 20 min south of the strip.

80K/1.8(per LINK)=44K LINK
44K LINK * 2.3 (current price)=101K$USD
You could have made 21K in the span of 1.5 weeks if you had just bought LINK. You could sell right now, put the money on a sure win like the recent Michigan vs Alabama (Alabama always wins against Michigan), and doubled the 21K for 40K$~ish. You would be 30 down from the win you may have had from the ticket you bought, but you'd have 40K. You'd also have a wife who would want to fuck you because obviously she made the right choice. But no, you're an idiot.

>>16820842
Pls be real

Feels good not to put my chunks of cash into stupid shit like this anymore. Took me a few grand down the drain to learn not to do super risky shit with anything bigger than lunch money. Playing your cards into the hands of lady luck is just a sign of retardation.

>>16823119
>all in on ARPA
already am anon

>>16820842
You FUCKING WHAT.
YOU WHAT.
YOU PUT IT ALL ON THE FAIL TEAM OF FAIL?
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKERY DICKERY DOO WERE YOU DOING FAGGOT AHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS DUDE BRUH

Dude what the fuck just what the fuck.
Your fucking boned. Hop a jet outta the country dawg for real.

>>16820861
Yea this and hop a plane honestly.
Go start over in the third world son.

>>16822460
10/10 post anon ty

>>16820861
>Once your wife leaves you, you’ll be able to make that money up in a year if you’re not lazy.
>You can make AMD save more money when you lose your car, home, and have to pay alimony in addition to the new expenses of having to rent a place to live and possibly get a car if you didn’t have two during the marriage

>>16820842
Should of have done half

>>16820897
is this 2012?

>>16820842
Buy link. Atleast if you get a divorce you wont lose as much.

>>16820929
Lmao thanks for the laugh

>>16820861
Fpbp

>>16820929
>she doesn’t stop crying
>he stands up and prepares to unzip his pants
>she immediately stops, “anonkun, i-i-i...”
>but it’s too late. Gozirra is awake.
>she stifles a scream
>gozirra unleashed a earth shaking roar and snakes over to her
>all 4 hydra bbc heads
>a bbc head wraps around her and lifts her into the air
>she screams
>but immediately a bbc stuffs her mouth. Her eyes float to the back of her head as endorphins rush all through her body cuznof the taste of sweet delicious gozorra
>another head snakes under her dress slowly

To be cont..

>>16820842
A fool and his money are soon parted.

>>16820842
it says DUPLICATE, so he actually lost 165k??

>>16820842
damn anon, your wife got to be proud of you

>>16825145
I'm going to print out that ticket loads of times so it costs him even more money!

thank god that there are people that are actually dumber than me

>>16825176
haha that's mean (but funny)

>>16820929
>reddit humour

>owing money on a bet that's more than the ticket cost
Wait, what? I'm a complete noob here but I thought you pay to place a bet - that's the ticket. Then you either win and get more money or just lose the cost of the ticket. How the fuck do you end up owing money on top of the ticket cost?

>>16825222
omg i wish we were on there i would have his ass banned so fast
rape is NOT something you joke about you fucking pissbabies

>>16825842
Did you cum hard when daddy raped you?

>>16820842
Lmao against sea you fucking moron why would you do that, I mean I get if you bet the ravens that makes sense but going into the game sea was clearly the superior team. What the fuck were you thinking.

>>16825059
you gonna finish this or what?

>>16820842
If you want to gamble in the future, buy penny stocks.

>>16820842
>went to a casino with my parents
>felt bad about losing $30 at the slots
>later come to this thread
>mfw
Man, I’m glad I find gambling to be very boring and I hope I never do anything this stupid in my life

>>16822918
She's doing something with her head at her friends house, alright. Probably finding someone who actually has one on their shoulders. Someone with half an understanding of fiscal responsibility. Thanks for the keks, though

Why does every degenerate gambler go to south point?

>>16826165
>slots
>gambling
Yea no

>>16826165
>I’m glad I find gambling to be very boring
same, until I put $80k into btc last year. thankfully I'm up over 60% but shit could be a lot worse if I did this EOY 2017