/biz/ - Business & Finance

op here, there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.

>>16817943
i can 100% see CSW and calvin grabbing drinks with this guy. thanks brethren.

>>16817951
no, you are not going to take my brown pill meme and slander it with your garbage. work on your ux, 'natasha'

here's another crumb still hot from the press

>>16817943
yes, the swiss franc - the stalwart of international currencies - has decided to base itself on a coin made by an illegal sportsbetting operator who hides out in the islands + a court proven fraud.
sounds totally sane. this moment should be a wake up call for many of you scam victims.....

>>16817971
calvin says "good place for Bitcoin business" as he unloads all his bags tax free god damn kek these are my heroes

>>16817986
almost was gonna buy, this post got me into reality. thanks dude.

So they invited some know-nothing boomer to "speak out". Nice pump, though, I hope there were enough of smart lads to sell before shitty court news come out.

How is this related to Chainlink?

>>16817955
In this pic you can see what they were actually trying to accomplish with the cosmetic surgery.
Unfortunately, you can also see that they've already gone too far, especially the one on the right with his chin.

Full disclosure, I just spent ten minutes on google trying to figure out which one is which in this photo (Igor or Grichka). I have no idea.

Reminder, anons: all corecucks are either just bsv holders wanting you to sell so they can nab your bags, or actual retards. Bsv is your last chance to make it, boys, so stop fucking around with shit coins

This coming soon! Prepare to take all the money flow to your bags!

>>16818019
Only retards are still holding that shit. Don't you seriously have clue what's happening? If you've browsed /biz/ how in the fuck are you not in bsv man?

This is the exit pump